Time to open up a can of dead-sexy (50 photos)

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  • Aaron

    i could stare in number #9's eyes all day long

    • Interesting

      Those have got to be contacts… Amazing.

    • Jeff

      But i'd rather stare at all her other goodies

    • BAMFinater

      I hope the chive can FIND HER!!!

    • Nyr

      Fantastic set of eye

  • Raiders

    FIRST

    • duh

      Just like the Raiders…always thinking they're much better than they really are.

    • jobob

      first to comment

  • Joe

    I like this!!

    • JPV

      I like #40

      so much that I did the sin of replying to 1 of the 1st posts

      to the point FIND HER

  • panama99

    #16 and #25

    Wow

    • T0ne

      I served in Iraq with her under the 505th Combat eng. Batallion attached to the 82nd airborne around 5-6 years ago.

      This is fvkin awesome.

      I'm honored.

      • T0ne

        Damn. You said her name's Allison? Well she's the doppleganger of my Iraqi hottie than. Guess were both fortunate gentlemen.

  • Nick702

    #15 That just made my morning

    • OwnerOfYou

      Same here… definitely the best shot.

  • Mr.Fahrenheit

    Why are Fridays so awesome?

  • gaZebo

    #19 Viva la Revolucion!

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    #22 #30
    I would salute you ladies, but I think it is best I stay behind the desk a little while longer

    baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball, baseball,

    I promise, I will salute you any minute now.

  • HillBilly Bone

    Cell phones don't cause accidents. Shit like this causes accidents…….#5

    • Bossman123

      Okay there's 2 levels of awesomeness here. You gotta love the invisible Predator headed cyclist on the hunt for something he won't kill….at least right away.

      • matt

        That's the bike's windscreen, but thanks for playing.

        Also, while the chick is smokingly hot, she clearly isn't all there in the head. People who ride without at least jeans and shirt clearly don't value their skin.

  • BMW

    Dead sexy for sure #1 #5 #29 #30

  • Tony

    #3
    Ironically, that's the exact same thing my tongue would like to do to you…..

    • TanG

      melanie iglesias ftw

    • Red

      that's not "ironically", that's "coincidentally". don't use a word if you're not sure what it means.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      irony this is not
      tis a COINCIDENCE that her suggestive shirt is almost beckoning for a thorough licking.

  • Nicky b

    there's gonna be no sexy chivers today is there? I'm going home. Can't work in these conditions.

  • disturbed

    #1 Can I get that to go please?

    • Zach

      Chow Dong takeout.

      • disturbed

        Haha.

    • marda13

      Who is this?

  • Jenkins Riley

    Who are #30 #31 #40
    Wow!

    • Drakiechan

      believe #40 is kate upton

      • R-Dub

        Nope. Mole is missing above her lip.

    • macha.nikesh

      hi u r so sexe

  • aaron

    #38 haha, this is from a porn

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

      Someone else has an x-art account…

    • chrisdg74

      x-art. "artistic" porn.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1559118642 Cristian Campeanu

      Was wondering if anyone else would know the video just from that pic.

      • chrisdg74

        I think her "stage-name" is Tiffany.

    • Jessica

      Yeah, I recognized that too. I love the quality on x-art.

    • Xee

      its even shopped :p

  • steve

    #9 those eyes @_@

    • rahul

      look below those sexy eyes r the sexy boobs

  • TheBoris

    #9 Eyes = Wow
    #22 Chest freckles FTW!

  • PooPoo

    This was one of the most sexiest posts the Chive has ever blessed us with!

    • Minion78

      Signed

  • bam

    Best post ever?

  • E.V.L.

    #9 Those EYES!!!

  • Proud American

    My God, I'd crawl 20 miles across a desert, in 120-degree heat, just to hear number 30 fart over a walkie talkie!
    http://thechive.com/2011/07/01/time-to-open-up-a-

    That is one fine ass chick! Damn! I better get off of this site, my python is starting to uncoil! Later honeys!

    • JPV

      For someone with a pretty thought out "what I would do for" story , you kinda set your sights kinda low with the batman chick @ least pick a girl who's truly unattainable

  • Lucas

    somethin about #7

  • TheTerrorizer

    #49 her going down makes me go up

  • Urban

    Why are the first four comments lame!? Is it just to get first? Please people, don't procreate.

    • ConcernedChiver

      1st 4? These are all lame. We chivers need to step it up. The comment section used to be almost as good as some of the posts themselves. We as a community have gotten less original and funny.

  • E.V.L.

    #39 Hey look, it's Velma from Scooby-Doo!
    #40 O. M. G. !

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