• Michelle

    I think returning the Skull Toss would make the Olympics ten times better.

  • Rett

    Happy 4th of July from the Chivers of Canada! Enjoy the party as much as we did ours on the 1st!

  • Rett

    Oh, and be sure to blow some shit up for us. The Canadian equivalent is to talk smack about something or someone and then politely apologize for it. Just ain't the same.

  • Leonel

    Its not any special day here in Mexico, but i'll drink to you guys!

  • Chippa

    now what am I meant to do for the first half hour at work?

  • WirelessCable

    In Soviet Russia, independence celebrates you!

    Awww too soon?

    I'm kidding y'all! Enjoy the 4th everyone and don't blow yourselves up… because that's my job!

  • Wade Wilson

    It's not a national holiday, so some of us do have to work, which is fucking retarded but what can I say, here in America you have the freedom to be retarded.

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  • Dudster

    Put the person who wrote this on a desk and let them practice their handwriting. Writes like my 4 year old niece.

  • Jon

    I'm sure all my fellow Canadians will agree that this is a terrible excuse to close

    • I'm sure all of my fellow American's would say fuck off in response to your comment eh

      Land of the free

  • Joe

    Just for one day it would be nice the the whiny canadians could stop spouting their thinly veiled jealousy of the united states of america.july 4th seems like a great day for just such an occasion

  • MacNCheesePro

    Have a fun fourth guys! I didn't expect you guys to work today, but the story you left above gave me a hell of a laugh. I put it up there with the "Plains, Trains and Plantains: Story of Oedipus" term paper, lol!

  • Dude

    Nashville TN sure dun knowed how tuh blowed stuff up good!

    Chive on ‘merica

  • Luis

    chive, its already 5. WHY U STILL CLOSED!?

  • andrewsalerno

    there's new stuff up on memebase today… they're beating you right now, chive

  • Dre

    What the hell Chive's, I'm in South Africa and 4 July is just another cold day, and now i have to freeze my balls of with out mind the gap Mondays. wwwwhhhhyyyyyyyyy !!!!!!

  • Pa-rty

    Unfair, we have no holiday, here even my kids work! shame on u!!

  • Mindtrapper

    Why must you make fun of another country in one of the days you celebrate whatever brief history you have? Not cool to your Greek Chivers…

    Hope everyone had a happy chinese fireworks day!

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