I hate my job (28 Photos)

  • dweebotl

    not first but still hungover

    • truth

      also an idiot

      • xxs

        truth is a lie

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    #1 Some days, there is very little difference

  • truth


  • Capt. Obvious

    #28 The shame of "Philosophy," degrees.

    • gahwings1

      Her name is Jenna and I personally find her pretty hot 🙂 http://youtu.be/VtAkRE8yw9w

    • peanut3603

      It's a Boston University Degree, so she really didn't have high hopes in life anyways.

      • hMMMM

        Agree – why spend all that money on a private school that is ranked lower than a ton of public schools? And for Sports Psychology??? GTFO you should be made to strip as punishment for electing to take such a dumb fucking major.

    • Jason

      Thats JennaMarbles from youtube. And her Masters is in Counseling And Sports Psychology or something like that. Her videos are… interesting…

      • Jen

        she's quite a funny bitch. i like her video about how to get people to stop talking to you.

    • PokePoke
  • hellhathnofury

    eat a bowl of warm dick soup

    • EdWood

      I am suspicious of your moniker. HHNF, is that really you.

      • DrROBOTO

        ive heard warm dick soup is best served cold…

  • ThatGuy

    I had a lady call me on the phone to tell me she was writing me an email, made me wait on the phone while she finished it and sent it to me, then told me to read what she sent me. If I could make a picture out of that I would, but alas I cannot.


    • E.V.L.

      Chive-worthy story, bro! I've had days that also 😦

    • its_forge

      Like people who type out an email to you, print it out, hit Send, then come stand in front of your cubicle holding what they just sent in their hand and talk to you about it. Then you send them an email and they print it out and come stand in front of your cubicle and talk to you about what you just told them. ::twitch::

      • Billy

        FMJ…………Had a lady fax me a PO and she wrote on it " call me if you don't get this." Herp da derp.

        • This Guy

          Well, did you call her?

          • The Pict

            Oh I so would have called her. I'll bet you could get days of amusement having her fax it over and over and over again.

  • Pat

    #28 FTW! That's funny as hell!

    • zachinacubicle

      Not so much if you have a Master's… I hate my life…

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000429672888 Jenny Lozano

        made me laugh. my co workers life goal is to be a "classy" stripper.
        i've never heard of such thing

        • T-ruckus

          Since the aesthetics of an attractive female anatomy is one of the greatest phenomenons in existence, I would argue that all strippers can be considered "classy" by demonstrating the enticements of physical beauty.

          As long as they're not fat.

  • Vantastic

    #22 genius

  • bettingonthecubs

    #12 not punny

    • bettingonthecubs

      sorry that wasn't very cleaver

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        yeah those puns didn't really PAN out. Now if you"ll excuse me I need to talk a WOK.

        • bettingonthecubs

          maybe i'll think of something better a little ladle

          • Event Horizon

            Hopefully it won't take tong.

            • bettingonthecubs

              I was whisking someone would have something grater

              • JAFitC

                Ah, fork it. I don't have tine for this.

  • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

    #28 makes me laugh every time:)

    • Charles

      Your FACE makes me lau…..oh wait, never mind you're actually quite adorable. sigh. moving on.

    • EdWood

      I'm glad the mood has lightened.
      Robert Plant and TRON were over the top earlier.

  • clemgrad03

    #22 So many Chivers trying to make this right now…

    • Zoey

      MAN! I was JUST about to post the same comment; yours was the last one on this list! Must have missed it by a few seconds!

    • lolol

      anyone has an extra sharpener?

  • http://www.theanisette.com Daris

    Out of curiousity, you work where?

  • E.V.L.

    #22 Yes, clemgrad03 You're absolutely right! lol

  • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

    #19 found a HUGE wasp had built a nest in my office over the long weekend.Killed it with fire before i thought to take a pic for The Chive.Dammit!

  • moeshere Foxdale

    #28 Now thats the best one….all year…


    #28 Jenna!

    • guy

      Yea BOSTON

    • joocifer

      viva la stool

  • equalizermax

    chive Y U No Post my work picture?!

  • EdWood

    Give him a man card for guts. Or…….
    Take his away.
    I don't know.

    • Nephilim

      Maybe Eddie Izzard has taken a second job.

    • northerner


  • al15

    i wish i could work at the chive!

  • Your Mom

    Nearly all stolen from http://www.mthruf.com

    • EdWood

      Nothing is stolen on the internet.
      If it's posted, it's fair game.
      That's reality.

      • Your Mom

        Copyright law still applies online, they should at least give credit to the OP

        • EdWood

          Which part of "That's reality" did you not understand.

          • Your Mom

            Which part of "copyrighted" do you not understand? I enjoy the Chive, but they should at least give credit so they don't get shut down.

            • its_forge

              Do you have any way of proving copyright even applies to anything that's posted on this mysterious mthruf.com that no one here has ever even heard of and they probably got these images all from some other site anyway?

              • Your Mom

                Amazing how you point out that the content was stolen and everyone freaks out. Read up on copyright law buddy, it applies with images online. If this "mysterious" site (who cares if anyone else has heard of it or not? It's still a site) posted the content first, they are the rightful owners of it, and it could come back and bite the Chive in the ass. All they need is a footnote saying "originally appearing on suchandsuch.com"

                • its_forge

                  ::blink blink:: You know absolutely jack about copyright. It's damned near impossible to copyright anything on the web, especially on "hee hee lookit theez boobs" sites like TheCHIVE and y'know, most of the 1048578571023874108787098709123418 other sites that are similar to it. Hell, most of the "demotivational" posters you see on TheCHIVE come from verydemotivational.com but *they* don't claim any copyright to them. You're referring to copyright as if it were some kind of clear-cut set of rules for using pictures from other web sites and that is very very much NOT the case.

                • its_forge

                  How is anyone going to prove they posted it first? What if your site that no one's ever heard of got it from somewhere else? And they got it from somewhere else? And on and on and on? Is the picture to become completely obscured by "originally posted on" notices? That's useless. This is stupid.

            • EdWood

              So your saying that the other web site has coprights to this pics.
              How silly.
              Then shut em down Mom!

    • jason_in_pc

      not stolen, just brought here to this better site thru the magic of the internets so they could share with an awesome network of ppl called chivers.
      ya dick

      • Your Mom

        Ya dick

    • its_forge

      Your penis is stolen from mthruf.com. Whatever the fuck THAT is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

    #22 secretly loves his job.

  • jasgat

    #7 pretty damn funny… Am I the only Chiver that is hungover big time at work… Holy shit… Should of done a call sick….

  • somebloke

    #28 Strippers do more good for society than most people with masters degrees. Good for you!

  • Coldzilla

    And THATS why Im self employed

    Well that and on every Friday morning I fire my ass and then on Sunday, after a night of margaritas and chicken burgers, I call myself up and rehire my pathetic butt

    • KUI

      Why is it that when people brag about their job they usually forget to mention the salary?

      • Coldzilla

        First off did it really SEEM like I was "bragging"? I was making a joke. AND this is the internet, full of Supermodels, F1 Drivers and guys who make millions…… if I mentioned what I make in a year how many people would believe me? Better yet, how many people would actually give a f**k

        Why is it that people with no sense of humor rarely comment on the subject at hand, instead choosing to troll for attention?

  • Chivexican

    I wonder how many of us tried to make a version of #22…

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