I’m told GIFS are the best way to recover from a 3-day weekend

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  • Malkintosh22

    It feels like so long since I last Chived.

    • Malkintosh22

      *Forever alone

    • Cavall

      get a life.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000429672888 Jenny Lozano

    I Love the Chive

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      Who doesn't?

      • b-ry


    • Hich

      Went to college with someone named Jenne Lozano… Weird. You get a thumbs-up for that.
      Although, she's married now…

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000429672888 Jenny Lozano

        funny thing is i am married…….

        • Honk

          you are…. THE Jenny Lozano

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000429672888 Jenny Lozano

            thats right

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000429672888 Jenny Lozano

    #11 is so awesome i wish i could do that!!

    • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

      he seems hot :D

      • detroller

        This isn't TheBerry.

        • abv

          who cares?! fuck you

    • walther

      wow its actually fake.
      LOOK! there's no reflection of the jumper on the hood or the windshield of the car as he 'jumps' over it.

      • Brother Maynard

        The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commenters, # 8 The Non-Believer

        Typical Comment

        "FAKE! Did you see how that guy exploded just BEFORE he hit the tree. Fake, don't waste my time."

        Who Are They?

        They like to think of themselves as the jaded skeptic in a world full of gullible sheeple, determined to be a flickering light of truth in a dark internet full of lies and fake viral videos. "No one could really fart on a birthday cake that way!"

        Why We Hate Them:

        The guys we're talking about here are the knee-jerk skeptics, the ones who take it too far. They have an automatic reaction to call "fake" on pretty much any video that shows anything remotely remarkable happening. They're not doing it in some grand quest for truth, they just want to feel smarter than the room and generally suck all of the wonder out of the world.

        This is the internet, if we want to believe some dudes can catch sunglasses on their face like that, who are they to take that from us, dammit!

        • phideauxe

          Amen Brother Maynard. Shmegma Dildos.

        • walther

          did u even take another look at the gif? theres no reflection!!!!

          • Dan

            Pretty sure the point of it all was "WHO GIVES A F_CK????"

        • equalizermax

          This is the chive not Urban Dictionary.

          Everybody have the right to say what ever they want to say.
          That makes this boring post interesting & funny.

          • Red

            you're right. urban dictionary doesn't have as many morons on it.

            • Chivers

              So you're saying that all of us here in TheChive are morons?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      I'm in on this being fake too, but it's still a pretty cool Gif.

    • FreakyBobo

      You wish you could be good with Adobe After effects? Me too :/

  • Brad

    #12 – So lifelike! (Veronica Belmont)

    • bob

      cthulu never looked so good to me

      • bob

        low standards, huh?

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Perhaps Veronica Belmont can be persuaded to visit the Chive and show us more of those chesticles…and show us her bottom half as well.

    • equalizermax

      This is a repost…. but who cares….

    • Waylon

      I'm glad someone looked at her face to tell me what she was saying.

  • Dr. Spaceman

    #15 Clever girl…

    • Dagoth Wit

      god damnit i was going to say that.

      • Brother M.

        look at it this way; at least you can actually say something ORIGINAL next time.

    • James

      had to be a male dog surely…

      • shirley

        not necessarily and dont call me shirley

        • James

          haha well played

          • Co-op

            people seriously need to retire "well played".

            • Scott

              u mad? u sound mad bro

              • Robert Plant

                lol, u mad he's mad bro?

    • Brian

      Beagles are full of awesome!

  • Anakrusix

    #15 -thats a dog i can be friends with!

  • Josh_5FDP

    Ahhhhh….It feels good to Chive again!!

  • Frank M

    #12. When did Veronica Belmont get a fabulous rack?

    • steve

      it starts at puberty

    • Waylon

      She's had one for quite awhile now.

  • boozwer what a dick

    SLC Utah

  • Jason

    #12 Mmmmm, Veronica Belmont

    • Lester Bangs

      "Mmmmm" what? she's an OK looking chick with shoulder-length brown hair wearing a t-shirt. what's so impressive about that?

      • Guse

        I know, right! I'm sure you nail chick 10x that hot on a regular basis! Hell, your little black book is probably filled with Perfect 10 models.

        Well, either that or your an internet troll that would find flaws with anyone posted up here. Either way.

        • Lester Bangs

          nope. just don't think she's all that attractive. i'm so glad we could agree to disagree and remain respectful of one anothers' opinion! if that makes me a troll, just crown me the king.

        • Darth Neegro

          shut the fuck up you tool. god forbid anyone find a chick unattractive on this site if she isn't a goddamn hunchback leper or the chive fanboys will flame your ass.

          • Waylon

            Here's how it works cockknocker…flame a girl for being unattractive and odds are some hotty that might post, won't – because she's worried about getting flamed. Have a negative opinion, fine…but keep it to yourself.

            A wise man speaks because he has something to say; a fool because he has to say something.

            • Darth Neegro

              soooo people aren't supposed to post their opinions IN THE COMMENT SECTION because some attention-whore with self-esteem issues might not post her pg-13 pics on here? go fap your pencil dick to free porn. you know they have that right?

              "only post things that are positive". get your sensitive ass in check.

              • Stacyface

                well maybe you should send your picture to the berry and let's see if you appreciate good comments IN THE COMMENT SECTION or not

                • Darth Neegro

                  that's the point though. it doesn't pertain me(or anyone else) who doesn't do it, because we haven't submitted pictures of ourselves. the ones that have are willingly subjecting themselves to other people's judgment. which isn't always going to be sunshine, rainbows, and buttercups. that's the way the world works. they don't like it? don't submit the damn photos.

                  besides all Lester Bangs up there did was(rather respectfully) comment that the woman in question wasn't particularly to his liking, then has some dickhead proceed to castigate him. talk about out of line.

              • Waylon

                He can be taught!

                That first part is pretty close to accurate. Let me clarify my statement for you and the other folks that are a bit slow on the uptake. If you keep your negative comments about women to yourself then perhaps the really hot attention-whores with self-esteem issues that haven't yet posted will. Then, I won't have to fap my pencil dick while rubbing my sensitive ass to free porn.

                See how that works? Or do I have to explain it again? I can only imagine how tough it must be for you…what with the operation and all…

      • gimletmike

        I beg to differ, but then again she is my cup of tea. Of course this is why Baskin Robbins has 32 flavors, pick the one you like. See folks it's not that hard to disagree respectfully, if you don't agree with one person putting a woman down, just post your own comment praising her. It all evens out in the end.

  • Bill

    #13 a midget in a penguine costume getting some fish. there is nothing special about that

    • Hich

      Are you kidding? If that's a midget in a penguin suit, it's even BETTER than if it were a real penguin! Geez, are you a Chiver or not?!

    • Stacyface

      apparently this penguin does errands for his owner. I've seen a clip of this years ago.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #9 yeah, we all know what happens next, poor indian kid gets an axe to his back. better luck next time kid. where is that coming from anyway?

    • Cracka

      Dunno who threw the axe, but the clip is from a Charlotte Gainsborough music video for Heaven Can Wait!!!

  • Just Sayin'

    #12 The teddies in the background are watching you masturbate…

    • Just Sayin'

      And please don't respond with any "If you noticed the teddies" bullshit, it's been done.

      • Robert Plant

        only faggots trying to overcompensate for their own latent homosexuality actually say that shit. sooo i guess about 99.99% of the chive is in the closet……

        • Waylon

          What the hell do cigarettes have to do with anything Robert?

          • red

            Not funny.

  • Menace

    #8 "I'll get that bitch a hubcap, bitches love hubcaps"

    • Conan O'Brien

      *sigh* there had to be one of you, didn't there?

      • Kris

        Oh come on! The race jokes pretty much write themselves with that, you pussy.

    • its_forge

      Overused trope!!! Lay this poor thing to rest.

  • The Bandit

    #12 a great start after a long weekend! All I needed!

  • Henrik

    #12 I dont know what you're saying, but: Yes, yes I do.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      It looks as if she is asking, "What got you so upset?"

  • Pete

    #1 Pussy

    • Graham

      thats one big ass pussy

      • Will

        If it still had its tail I bet that wouldn't have happened. They took its strength…

  • ensergio

    #14 Boozer is a serious douchebag.

  • Morgan Freeman

    #12 MMMOOOAAARRR !!!

  • Bud Ugly

    #7 – Her expression before falling back was quite funny.
    #15 – Awesome dog.

  • Emil

    #12 is very mesmerizing!

  • Charles

    #8 Pretty good argument for evolution! I'm just sayin!

  • TBM

    #11 Oh, please don't give anyone any ideas!

    • Billy

      don't know what you're talking about, but i'm gonna try that right now!

  • Anonymous

    #15 FTW! The ‘ole switch-a-roo!

  • Attikt

    #12 Veronica Belmont, you made my day. #15 – Smart bitch.

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