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July 5, 2011 |
In: Animate Gifs, Awesome, Funny
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It feels like so long since I last Chived.
get a life.
I Love the Chive
Went to college with someone named Jenne Lozano… Weird. You get a thumbs-up for that.
Although, she's married now…
funny thing is i am married…….
you are…. THE Jenny Lozano
#11 is so awesome i wish i could do that!!
he seems hot
This isn't TheBerry.
who cares?! fuck you
wow its actually fake.
LOOK! there's no reflection of the jumper on the hood or the windshield of the car as he 'jumps' over it.
The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commenters, # 8 The Non-Believer
"FAKE! Did you see how that guy exploded just BEFORE he hit the tree. Fake, don't waste my time."
Who Are They?
They like to think of themselves as the jaded skeptic in a world full of gullible sheeple, determined to be a flickering light of truth in a dark internet full of lies and fake viral videos. "No one could really fart on a birthday cake that way!"
Why We Hate Them:
The guys we're talking about here are the knee-jerk skeptics, the ones who take it too far. They have an automatic reaction to call "fake" on pretty much any video that shows anything remotely remarkable happening. They're not doing it in some grand quest for truth, they just want to feel smarter than the room and generally suck all of the wonder out of the world.
This is the internet, if we want to believe some dudes can catch sunglasses on their face like that, who are they to take that from us, dammit!
did u even take another look at the gif? theres no reflection!!!!
Pretty sure the point of it all was "WHO GIVES A F_CK????"
This is the chive not Urban Dictionary.
Everybody have the right to say what ever they want to say.
That makes this boring post interesting & funny.
you're right. urban dictionary doesn't have as many morons on it.
So you're saying that all of us here in TheChive are morons?
Amen Brother Maynard. Shmegma Dildos.
I'm in on this being fake too, but it's still a pretty cool Gif.
You wish you could be good with Adobe After effects? Me too :/
#12 – So lifelike! (Veronica Belmont)
cthulu never looked so good to me
low standards, huh?
Perhaps Veronica Belmont can be persuaded to visit the Chive and show us more of those chesticles…and show us her bottom half as well.
This is a repost…. but who cares….
I'm glad someone looked at her face to tell me what she was saying.
#15 Clever girl…
god damnit i was going to say that.
look at it this way; at least you can actually say something ORIGINAL next time.
had to be a male dog surely…
not necessarily and dont call me shirley
haha well played
people seriously need to retire "well played".
u mad? u sound mad bro
lol, u mad he's mad bro?
Beagles are full of awesome!
#15 -thats a dog i can be friends with!
Ahhhhh….It feels good to Chive again!!
#12. When did Veronica Belmont get a fabulous rack?
it starts at puberty
She's had one for quite awhile now.
#12 Mmmmm, Veronica Belmont
"Mmmmm" what? she's an OK looking chick with shoulder-length brown hair wearing a t-shirt. what's so impressive about that?
I know, right! I'm sure you nail chick 10x that hot on a regular basis! Hell, your little black book is probably filled with Perfect 10 models.
Well, either that or your an internet troll that would find flaws with anyone posted up here. Either way.
nope. just don't think she's all that attractive. i'm so glad we could agree to disagree and remain respectful of one anothers' opinion! if that makes me a troll, just crown me the king.
shut the fuck up you tool. god forbid anyone find a chick unattractive on this site if she isn't a goddamn hunchback leper or the chive fanboys will flame your ass.
Here's how it works cockknocker…flame a girl for being unattractive and odds are some hotty that might post, won't – because she's worried about getting flamed. Have a negative opinion, fine…but keep it to yourself.
A wise man speaks because he has something to say; a fool because he has to say something.
soooo people aren't supposed to post their opinions IN THE COMMENT SECTION because some attention-whore with self-esteem issues might not post her pg-13 pics on here? go fap your pencil dick to free porn. you know they have that right?
"only post things that are positive". get your sensitive ass in check.
well maybe you should send your picture to the berry and let's see if you appreciate good comments IN THE COMMENT SECTION or not
that's the point though. it doesn't pertain me(or anyone else) who doesn't do it, because we haven't submitted pictures of ourselves. the ones that have are willingly subjecting themselves to other people's judgment. which isn't always going to be sunshine, rainbows, and buttercups. that's the way the world works. they don't like it? don't submit the damn photos.
besides all Lester Bangs up there did was(rather respectfully) comment that the woman in question wasn't particularly to his liking, then has some dickhead proceed to castigate him. talk about out of line.
He can be taught!
That first part is pretty close to accurate. Let me clarify my statement for you and the other folks that are a bit slow on the uptake. If you keep your negative comments about women to yourself then perhaps the really hot attention-whores with self-esteem issues that haven't yet posted will. Then, I won't have to fap my pencil dick while rubbing my sensitive ass to free porn.
See how that works? Or do I have to explain it again? I can only imagine how tough it must be for you…what with the operation and all…
I beg to differ, but then again she is my cup of tea. Of course this is why Baskin Robbins has 32 flavors, pick the one you like. See folks it's not that hard to disagree respectfully, if you don't agree with one person putting a woman down, just post your own comment praising her. It all evens out in the end.
#13 a midget in a penguine costume getting some fish. there is nothing special about that
Are you kidding? If that's a midget in a penguin suit, it's even BETTER than if it were a real penguin! Geez, are you a Chiver or not?!
apparently this penguin does errands for his owner. I've seen a clip of this years ago.
#9 yeah, we all know what happens next, poor indian kid gets an axe to his back. better luck next time kid. where is that coming from anyway?
Dunno who threw the axe, but the clip is from a Charlotte Gainsborough music video for Heaven Can Wait!!!
#12 The teddies in the background are watching you masturbate…
And please don't respond with any "If you noticed the teddies" bullshit, it's been done.
only faggots trying to overcompensate for their own latent homosexuality actually say that shit. sooo i guess about 99.99% of the chive is in the closet……
What the hell do cigarettes have to do with anything Robert?
#8 "I'll get that bitch a hubcap, bitches love hubcaps"
*sigh* there had to be one of you, didn't there?
Oh come on! The race jokes pretty much write themselves with that, you pussy.
Overused trope!!! Lay this poor thing to rest.
#12 a great start after a long weekend! All I needed!
#12 I dont know what you're saying, but: Yes, yes I do.
It looks as if she is asking, "What got you so upset?"
thats one big ass pussy
If it still had its tail I bet that wouldn't have happened. They took its strength…
#14 Boozer is a serious douchebag.
#12 MMMOOOAAARRR !!!
#7 – Her expression before falling back was quite funny.
#15 – Awesome dog.
#12 is very mesmerizing!
#8 Pretty good argument for evolution! I'm just sayin!
#11 Oh, please don't give anyone any ideas!
don't know what you're talking about, but i'm gonna try that right now!
#15 FTW! The ‘ole switch-a-roo!
#12 Veronica Belmont, you made my day. #15 – Smart bitch.
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