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  • Robert Plant

    SUCK MY CHODE FAGGOTS!!!

    • Robert Plant

      1st LIKE MY BAND WHICH WAS THE BEST EVER!!!!!!!

    • Honey Bone

      Robert, everybody knows its all about Jimmy Page.

      You`re just a wanker in tight pants.

      • Robert Plant

        "can i fuck your ass and tell you that i love you" beats anything Jimmy Page contributed to the band. faggot.

        • ConstantChiver!

          Oh I see it's Brother Maynard at it again. What's up with you, dude? Did someone piss in your cornflakes this morning? Stop being such an asshole, asshole.

        • copEcatE

          Well..you know that I happened to enjoy Jimmy–so I won't compare them but let's just say that I am a fan of romance and horror (not that these qualify as either,but that's kinda how they're packaged).Anyway–and this'll likely sound like I'm on a soapbox,but Stephanie Meyers who wrote this tripe set 'feminism' and women being viewed as capable and valuable in their OWN right and sent it careening backwards about several million years.I happen to possess a great ability to suspend my disbelief in order to get on board with a book,movie or whatever–but even with an infinite capacity to do that–I have to say that Meyer's take on the vampire mythos and other legendary archetypes are,in my opinion–quite lame and very unsatisfying.I cannot identify with any of the characters,especially the hollowed out,stoic protaganist,Bella and alot of the 'values' that are being instilled in young teens and women are extremely degrading and demoralizing and champion the idea that they are nothing without a male stalker who sits all night and watches Bella sleeping,or some unobtainable romantic ideal that you are supposedly empty without.
          If someone gets something out of her creations–well–more power to them,cuz in the end–we should all be free to like or dislike whatever does or doesn't resonate with us.In some ways–Meyer is a fucking genius for writing exactly the kind of thing that the youth of today can embrace and fangirl over–it's brilliant!! But I myself find no merit in her creations. *exits soapbox*

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            I lol'd 🙂

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – Amrith777 is gonna be SO mad at you

  • b-ry

    # 5

    if twilight's so gay, why does this site keep bringing it up?(same with justin bieber)
    swear, the chive talks about twilight and justin beiber more than my tween sister……..

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Don't put a space after the '#' asshat! See, like this:
      #5: leave Eddy Murphy alone!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • BuckleUpSpanky

        #5 This just in Chris Tucker in the 5th Element now played by Eddie Murphy !

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Chris Tucker? Thought that was Dennis Rodman. Damn.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – confusing the shit out of herself too sometimes

    • DWD

      Is she hot?

  • jason_in_pc

    need newer ones…

    • http://funnyandspicy.com/wonderful-photographs-of-cats-in-costumes Applee

      Yeah exactly. Stunning Images Of Animal Attack On Human.
      http://funnyandspicy.com/stunning-images-of-anima

    • Lotus

      I don't know why they even bother posting when I've seen half of these at least once before on this site.

  • Kaars

    #26… Every time I turn around, it seems like Shia LaBeouf has signed on to ruin another one of my childhood memories.

    • amrith777

      Yeah and word has it on the streets that he's slated to direct a biographical film about Marilyn Manson.

    • OGMrWhite

      " My friend was raped last Memorial Day weekend. And, and I, I'm gonna help prosecute the men responsible"

    • DangerGirl

      Quit turning around in Tabloid magazine stores and do something besides cry about hollywood movies.

    • equalizermax

      It does not matter, both movies suck any way.

    • Ken

      I'm fine with almost every actor out there….but this guy makes my short "can't stand" list.

  • YEM

    #27

    that is one happy snowman.

    • absolutcarcrazy

      What snowman?

  • Robert Plant

    #26

    'cause even that lame ass is cooler than all the chivers put together. the first step is not thinking daniel tosh is funny.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=508825173 Bruce M Hiscott

      Yeah you probably find Dane Cook or Jeff Dunham funny, go Troll somewhere ls

      • Robert Plant

        nope. i think they suck almost as much ass as you and daniel tosh(who does nothing but steal his jokes from Ray William Johnson, and smirk like a self-impressed jackass not unlike jimmy fallon. you probably think web soup is funny too. faggot.

        • EdWood

          You must be kin to Haterade.
          Return to you mom's basement.
          And stop fapping so much.

        • ConstantChiver!

          Maynard, shut the fuck up

          • Jen

            did you guys have a bad weekend or something?

            • ConstantChiver!

              NO! IT WAS FINE, THANKS FOR ASKING! Now get your fine ass over here so I can piss on it.

          • Brother Maynard

            How 'bout you shut the fuck up and stop mentioning my name for some weird reason.

      • Troll of Truth

        Jeff Dunham is hilarious! Dane Cook was funny 10 years ago.

        • Guest Commenter

          Dane Cook was never funny.

          • ------------------

            i love how EVERYONE never thought dane cook was funny despite him raking in millions off of his comedy.

            • Nicnac

              Star Wars Episode 1 made hundreds of millions… William Hung sold millions of records… your point?

              • -------------------

                i personally know people that like star wars episode 1, and others that bought william hung's cds for the novelty. according to how many people that don't(or never liked) dane cook, he apparantly stole his money as opposed to raking it in.

            • its_forge

              "Jersey Shore" makes millions too. Your argument is really, really fucking invalid.

    • Event Horizon

      Who the hell is Daniel Tosh?

      • ETHTEH

        probably the least funny thing since the holocaust.

    • TylerV

      FUCK YOU Robert

    • Yuppp

      Too bad Daniel Tosh is fucking hilarious! And seriously if you think Jeff Dunham is funny you might as well be 6 years old

  • pjsupremex

    #29 i miss my black ford escape- was the best stalking vehicle i ever had

    • griffbeats

      20 to life? its not 1st degree murder.

      • its_forge

        If you nail all four of them and they sentence you to serve the time consecutively, you'll be in jail until the sun winks out.

    • hMMMM

      Rapists turn into the raped in jail. 20 years to a lifetime of forced buttsecks while locked up behind bars? NOT EVEN CLOSE TO WORTH IT.

  • TRON

    30 posts and 2 mentions of twilight. given it's the chive, why am i not surprised? bunch of gays.

    • EdWood

      Then why are you here?
      Like gays much?

      • TRON

        wouldn't know how gay it was unless i was here, would i? don't worry ed, i accept you for who you are.

      • Red

        don't worry. i'm sure TRON will leave so you can enjoy your twilight in peace.

    • Sev

      and another beiber mention too….this site has turned to shit for tweens. later kids, enjoy the chive and whatever else 12yr old kids like.

      • ImpressMe

        LOL……TRON, Red, and Sev…….or as his mother calls him….little percival the peeper.

  • Dan

    #16 I couldn't even tell she had hair. For some reason, I never made it that far up.

    • Attikt

      After reading the caption I had to look at the picture again to see if I even cared about her hair. Kept getting stuck about 3/4ths of the way.

      • Foosbah

        ok. we get it. you're a boob loving heterosexual. stop trying to convince everyone.

    • lolol

      those boobs must be filled with helium…

  • Richard

    lads, quit reposting what membase already have up!

    • JAFitc

      All your membase are belong to us.

    • kenny5505

      Maybe they will, but you're the only one complaining.

      Lad.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    I've seriously not seen anything of these Twilight movies but I'm going to watch the first film so i know what everybody is raving about.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – is it worse than The Big Lebowski?

    • TRON

      doubt it. the big lebowski sucked ass.

    • amrith777

      Well..you know that I happened to enjoy The Big Lebowski–so I won't compare them but let's just say that I am a fan of romance and horror (not that these qualify as either,but that's kinda how they're packaged).Anyway–and this'll likely sound like I'm on a soapbox,but Stephanie Meyers who wrote this tripe set 'feminism' and women being viewed as capable and valuable in their OWN right and sent it careening backwards about several million years.I happen to possess a great ability to suspend my disbelief in order to get on board with a book,movie or whatever–but even with an infinite capacity to do that–I have to say that Meyer's take on the vampire mythos and other legendary archetypes are,in my opinion–quite lame and very unsatisfying.I cannot identify with any of the characters,especially the hollowed out,stoic protaganist,Bella and alot of the 'values' that are being instilled in young teens and women are extremely degrading and demoralizing and champion the idea that they are nothing without a male stalker who sits all night and watches Bella sleeping,or some unobtainable romantic ideal that you are supposedly empty without.
      If someone gets something out of her creations–well–more power to them,cuz in the end–we should all be free to like or dislike whatever does or doesn't resonate with us.In some ways–Meyer is a fucking genius for writing exactly the kind of thing that the youth of today can embrace and fangirl over–it's brilliant!! But I myself find no merit in her creations. *exits soapbox* 😀

      • http://www.facebook.com/evelyn.ponce Evelyn Ponce Quintero

        amrith77- wtf, seriously? did anyone actually read all of that?

      • http://tinyurl.com/2kc4 James Westfall

        tldnr. fucker.

      • hater

        I had no idea Dave Mustane was so fuckin chatty……no wonder metallica kicked your ass out

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Damn, woman! You need to get laid!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one that <3's redheads

        • subzero

          If you go by the MTV movie awards, Twilight is the best film since the Godfather, now don't twiddle yourself too much during the vamp sex scenes Paula…

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            But I like sex with vamps! How can I not!?

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

      • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

        I read it the first time it was Ctrl C and Ctrl Vd'….. not worth it
        tldnr /:

    • eraserhead

      please do not compare the big lebowski with this crap

  • Jabroni

    #28 find them

    • Big Johnson

      can you at least wait 'till i pull my fist out of your ass?

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        Anal Fisting is not cool man.

        • DangerGirl

          Go start a fire manboy

  • http://www.thechive.com Azrrael

    #26 how about hangin' out with Megan and Rosie?? gaddamit!!!

    • TRON

      The 66 Most Overrated Women of 2011, # 36 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

      Sure she’s got a smokin’ hot body or she wouldn’t be a Victoria’s Secret model, but there’s something funky going on with that schnoz of hers that has us wondering how she made it so far in the business when there are loads of similarly sexy ladies out there that we don’t look at and wonder if they used to box as a child. She certainly wouldn’t have been the VS model we’d have picked to replace Megan Fox

    • GRETTHT

      The 66 Most Overrated Women of 2011, # 36 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

      Sure she’s got a smokin’ hot body or she wouldn’t be a Victoria’s Secret model, but there’s something funky going on with that schnoz of hers that has us wondering how she made it so far in the business when there are loads of similarly sexy ladies out there that we don’t look at and wonder if they used to box as a child. She certainly wouldn’t have been the VS model we’d have picked to replace Megan Fox.

      • iloveQuatchi

        nice name change. plus that 66 overrated post was terrible throughout.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Megan is a serious pain in the ass. Not that I've ever met her, but everyone who had to work with her says so.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – we should meet

      • http://www.thechive.com Azrrael

        c'mon who wahts to work with her?

        • Juan

          you probably do. give her make-up tips or some shit.

          • http://www.thechive.com Azrrael

            i'd better leave that to you, it seems to be your domain

            • Juan

              really? "i know you are, but what am i"? that's the best you could do?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          She'd make a nice cave-slave… Would have to put duct tape over her mouth most of the time though.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – typing in 100% recycled characters

      • amrith777

        She speaks highly of YOU 😀

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          That's because she likes it knee-deep up the *ss.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – I lost a toenail there

    • Robert Plant

      and he hooked up with megan fox while she was still involved with her (then) boyfriend. read it and weep faggots.

      • ConstantChiver!

        You have some fascination with the word 'faggot'. Apparently you must be one.

        • Jewjube

          Wow. That was lame.

  • punisher

    #28 They are prolly Chivettes.

    • Blumpkin

      We can only hope!

  • hahaha

    #5 Still not as gay as the Chivers.

    • b-ry

      this.

    • Attikt

      …but yet still here you are. Hmm… soooo, logically speaking, you're saying you're gay by viewing and posting at a site in which you say everyone else is gay.

      Lol wut?

      • Reply

        Attikt…even your logic is gay, please go back to eating your bag of dicks,

      • Dub

        lame

    • FreakyBobo

      Trolls be trolling

    • kenny5505

      …And yet, you're here. On Chive. Posting a comment. What does that make you?

      Does it depress you, "hahaha"r? To know just how alone you really are?

      • THTEHT

        shut up. you're not clever.

        • kenny5505

          Haters gonna hate.

  • The Bandit

    #16…the hair color was pretty much the last thing I looked at….who cares?
    #29 …not really funny this one…

    • PoppinFresh

      #29 none of those girls make that one true or funny… I kept searching but no… just no…

  • Red

    #26

    'cause even that dorky little shit is way cooler than any of the chivers.

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      Why the hell is everyone in such a bad mood today? Most of the comments on all the post are trolls and people bitching…Jeeez! Chill out and Chive on everyone…..

      • Attikt

        shut up skank.

      • abomination

        Yeah…shut it you filthy cunt.

      • b-ry

        wow. you've been called a "cunt" twice today(once was in spanish in case you didn't notice). maybe you should just hang it up for the day……..

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

        Built up tension over missing Sexy Chivers.

  • lovehaight88

    #25 BAHAHAHAHA

    • absolutcarcrazy

      wait… o… i get it now.

  • Aeternus

    #29 Worth it? No, never. And they're not even that good looking.

    • amrith777

      I'd have to agree with you..I just thought maybe it was me,but I don't find any of them attractive,either.Also–if someone thinks that banging one of these females is worth it–I'm betting that they'd quickly change that opinion once they were being made someone's prison bitch.

      • ConstantChiver!

        I don't know about you, but being someone's prison bitch would be my prime motivation! Especially if it's full of handsome men like you.

        • Cubs

          Dont you ever talk that way to Dave Mustane again. That mofo rocks hard!

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      Agreed, cute shirt on the one second in from the left but otherwise meh.

      • Everclear

        Damn it cunt! Didn't we tell you to shut it already?

        • THTEHT

          agreed. that bitch needs to have the washington monument shoved up her snatch.

  • Justin Hall

    #18 Wait, am I the only one that wants to know where it came from?

    #29 It might be worth it, but not with any of those four …

    • Justin Hall

      …because I wish they were all hot guys. And why aren't we all talking about Justin Beiber and Twilight some more? Love you chivers..we are the best eva!

  • Hunter

    #20 Ron Swanson?

    • William

      Wrong, he's Ron Fucking Swanson

      • Racer X

        and fishing is relaxing for him…it's like Yoga but he still gets to kill something.

        • subzero

          2 of the best comments in Chive history!

          • Randy Marsh

            Seconded

            • mmm

              fishing, but only for sport, fish is practically a vegetable

    • Dan

      Exactly what I said right when I saw it.

  • BAMFinater

    #16 You know how I know your gay?

    • Red

      what about his gay?

  • DJames

    #20 is Ron Fucking Swanson!

  • morge

    #18 That is an unusual cover for the NT news completely devoid of Crocodile.
    The NT news either has a crocodile on the cover or a gem of the headline like that one, sometimes both.

    • Fawx

      Oh good old Northern Territory, your all forgotten and lost just like Tasmania, but less inbred and more hilarious.

  • Ziplab

    #16 find her

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      She's up there.

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