Like little soldiers standing at attention (40 photos)

  • Dan

    #33 Her eyes almost made me miss her chest. Gorgeous!

    • the observer

      she has amazing eyes I could just stare at all day.

    • Matt

      I'd love to suckle on those pierced beauties. 🙂

    • Bill

      Absolutely gorgeous eyes

  • RobbieBobbie

    some of these need warning signs near them .. 'please wear eye protection' comes to mind!

    • Limey Bloke

      i like where the chive inadvertently called soldiers a bunch of tits.

    • Robert Plant

      i want fuck *fuck your mouth*. i want to fuck *fuck your mouth*. god i love that song.

    • equalizermax

      #9 – Simple WoW

    • JAFitC

      At first I was all: —
      Then I was: /

  • rity

    second 😀

  • Cristi_P


    • Ckris King

      Women shouldnt wear a bra……… :@:@ When i see one i get excited 😀

  • Paula_

    I'm slowly coming back to life after a day of no Chive…. Aaaaahhh…. #9 OMGWTFBBQ…

    Never skip FLBP on monday again, fuckers!

    – you wouldn't believe how much work I got done yesterday!

    • uberbrie

      After a 3 day weekend even Paula gets some love.

    • MadMansDad

      How much pole did you work this weekend?

      • Paula_

        Oh the usual, about 20 inches deep.

        – the one you love to hate

        • MadMansDad

          20! Slow weekend?

    • David

      Paula is nice (but please, don't troll me…)

  • The Bandit

    #4 …wonderful
    #9 …almost knocked me outta my chair!

  • Brad Stevens

    #36 good morning

    • oughtnot

      She looks like she's 12.

      • Nephilim

        Not with a rack like that.

        • COCO

          I agree. She should get breast reduction.

        • Dr3xell

          lol yes with a rack like that she can be 12, have you seriously not gone out in public in the last 5 years? Girls these days have fully developed by 12, it's f*cked. Shes probably not 12, but for sure she looks illegal.

          • justaguy

            I don't care if she is 12….sign me up!

    • max

      20 TO LIFE…

  • epic_nail

    Chive, yes Chive !

  • Your mom

    #3 is simply glorious….

  • the_chiller


    First I was like "WOW!" … but then I was like "WOOOW!"

    • hMMMM

      I thought this one was the best too…then I got to #39

  • Joe

    "I am a breast man…..why would I be a leg man? I have legs!"
    -Jerry Seinfeld

  • Bence Béky

    Images like #7 makes google's new search by image priceless 😉

    • Awesome

      Who is she???

      • Bence Béky

        Paloma B, and this photo is from a met-art gallery

        • ilovethechive

          Thank you kind sir…She looks really young and very delicious

      • Robert Plant

        that's kate winslet.

        • R-Dub

          And you are blind.

          • Red

            no, he's not. that is kate winslet.

            • humptus

              hahhahahahahahahahhahaha one more and we got the 3 blind mice!

              • Chile Jackson

                sorry, that is kate winslet.

                • MadMansDad


  • hyperion.pantibiblon

    #36 Pedobear aproved

  • crazycyberbully

    Who is #8?

    • Anonymous54901

      looks like Katherine Heigl to me

      • That Guy

        it is. that's Katherine Heigl.

        • its_forge

          Yeah, no. Heigl was already a C cup by the time she was an adult so if this were she, it'd be a picture of a 14 year old, which it's not.

    • seatothed
      • its_forge

        Thaaaaaaaaaaaaank you. She has a charming torso and a very sweet smile doesn't she?

      • Jack

        There IS a God!!! Thank You for sharing this wonderful gift to all mankind. You just improved my alone time.

  • tralfaz

    I think Mac needs a raise after this one.

    • lolol

      i think he got it while searching for the pics on the post

  • MrRushing

    #11 #25 Turkey's done!

    • Jerome

      #25 FTW

  • Crazylegz

    #7 and #8….YES PLEASE!!!

    • Ttravis

      You are cut.

  • Bud Ugly

    #3, #4, #7 – All win.

  • Cavall

    Ive been alive 33 years, the novelty of tits has yet to wear off.

    • Cavall

      And I bet it'll get even better when I lose my virginity!

  • Grant

    #23 UNDERBOOB FTW!!!!!!

    • HIM


  • Beavis


    • JHNWRL

      u mean Peek-A-BOOB !!!!!

  • Kamil

    TheChive helps me remember what day of the week it is.
    Burn your bra=Tuesday. Got it.

  • Kevin

    #2 is fooking gross

    • Silly Puddy

      agree. DO NOT WANT!

    • theeemightybuck

      i hate you both

    • hMMMM

      #18 is kinda gross too – the right nipple seems to be in the wrong quadrant…

      • Juan


        • Kevin

          agree as well

      • its_forge

        Someday young padawan you shall understand the nature of female anatomy.

        • hMMMM

          really? b/c when i'm sucking on a tittie, the nipple is usually in the lower half of the breast, not in the top half.

          • its_forge

            Usually means a breast that's been enhanced with the "natural-looking" teardrop-shaped implant, but sometimes the heft of the bosom causes the weighty part of the breast to move downward beneath the skin while the nipple stays stationary, and causes an "upturned" look that a lot of guys find pretty sexy. Obviously there are plenty of badly-botched enhancements out there with nipples staring straight into the sky, but I don't think this is that. In addition to that there's the fact that boobs move around, they're pretty soft and squishy and pliable and if the woman grabs her shirt and ties it up in knots like that, it's going to push one or the other or both out of their normal position.

            • hMMMM

              Look closely at the picture. The way she's holding the shirt, the nipple should be lower, if anything. How the fuck do you look at this picture and not notice that the nipples are totally fucked? Her tits aren't fake, so your argument is invalid.

              • its_forge

                Guffaw@U "her tits aren't fake." You have utterly no way of knowing that and it's clear you ignored everything I said.

                • hai

                  this entire argument is invalid due to the fact that the person to post it and the few immediately after it i doubt have been laid, the average woman isn't quite as hot as she is and besides that … you don't pass because the titties are a little off, no 2 people are the same … no 2 titties are the same … even enhanced ones

  • HardCoreMike

    aaaahhh… A little ray of sunshine on a Tuesday that feels like Monday, courtesy of TheChive!

  • NebraskaGuy

    #9 What a great way to start a Monday … thanks, Chive!

    • Brother Maynard

      it's not monday. faggot.

      • E.V.L.

        Really, Maynard? Excuse the fuck outta me, it's the first day of the workweek and I forgot and called it a Monday. You call someone a faggot for that? Grow up, you asshole.

        • Brother Maynard

          i'll stop calling you a faggot when you stop being a faggot, faggot.

          • ConstantChiver!

            Chill out man, why the hate?

            • Brother Maynard

              i don't hate him, he can't help how he was born.

              • Vanxidar

                lol when the sane and the insane collides, who should give way?

      • its_forge

        I'mma have Maynard Keenan track you down and plow your face into the dirt about three or four feet for smearing his good name like this.

    • mitesh

      just stood up my penis and spem leaked sooo hot very nice pic

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