What could be more American than girls with future lower back problems? (35 Photos)

  • Malkintosh22

    #14 HOThothothothothot hot hot.

    • Banksy


      • Coldzilla

        yeah like THAT doesnt get old really fast Banksy….

      • Guest


    • expresso

      Welcome to stupid America where every thing is fake !

      • Niggher Beater

        i'm american, so i can verify this statement.

    • rodrocks

      Gotta have MOAR!!!!!

      • mike gearz

        This girl went to my highschool if yall want her name i can give it to yall.

        • john

          Please do!!!

          • mike gearz


            • mike gearz

              ok? so theres two of me now

              • mike gearz

                what? stop posting under my name.

                • StevieD

                  A comment from the same guy inside a comment, inside comment?


                  • mike gearz

                    heres one of the pics since yall dont believe me http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2dspn54&s=7

                    • hMMMM

                      that's not even the same girl you retard

                    • Malkintosh22

                      Still hot though.

                    • Coldzilla

                      Yeah not even CLOSE

                    • mike gearz
                    • Coldzilla

                      Maybe youre referring to the wrong pic here at the Chive cause the girl youre showing looks NOTHING like the girl theyre talking about

                    • mike gearz

                      im talking about pic 14

                    • Coldzilla

                      Sorry my bad – I was looking at Banksy' comment about pic #13.


                      Carry on ๐Ÿ˜‰

                    • mike gearz

                      just don't do it again, asshole.

                    • Coldzilla

                      LOL wow

                      I made a mistake, I admitted it and even apologized for it.

                      Sorry but theres only one guy lookin like an "asshole" right now and it aint me ๐Ÿ˜‰

                      Have a good one!

                  • John J

                    A comment stealing glory from a comment within a comment about a comment?


                    • BeGoneWhackCommenter

                      way to steal a comment from a day before

    • equalizermax

      #23 – Lucky Bastard

    • BSmike

      Find her please. Seriously.

    • Kilgore Trout


    • hmm

      kaydenkanzie from myfreecams

    • Jack

      It saddens me to say it but this is shopped. The original can be found in this thread and whilst still good, doesn't live up to the fake

    • Zane

      That's Kayden Kenzie, an adult model on My Free Cams

  • hater

    #18. Bubblicious.

    • anon

      I'm bad with faces, but is that Scarlett Johansson?

  • ohmydear

    oh my dear God #14

  • Yeaaa

    FBP = Future Boner Problems

    • shoopdedoop

      except that they're current.

      • Billy

        *sigh* shut. up.

    • qwert

      you mean rashes? that's near future

  • wooow

    find #14 like now!

    • Skoll

      found it!!

      Kayden Kenzie google it

    • Alister

      its actually quite dramatically photoshopped sadly. those tig ol' bitties ain't that big. ass is still the same though, so that counts for something

  • James

    #6 & #27 the age old blonde vs brunette dilemma. I honestly dont care, just let me have one of you ๐Ÿ™‚

    • hMMMM


    • MadMansDad

      Blonde all day!

    • lolol

      do the survey… i'll take the loser no questions asked…

    • BBB

      the brunette #27 is Jessica Jane Clement

    • http://www.facebook.com/MacheteJack Carl R. Evans

      To be fair, you have to have both to make an educated decision.


    • Josh

      Jessica 100% Also she may be Brunette now but in playboy she is a blonde http://twitter.com/#!/KissJessicaJane to see more pics of her which she post all the time

  • Josh_5FDP

    Yes there all hot and have FLBP…..But they have nothing on the Chivettes! ๐Ÿ˜€

    • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

      Fuck the Chivettes!!

      • lolol

        that's what i've been trying to do!!

  • #29 Yer doin' it wrong!


  • Alperen

    #9 You are beatiful person, especially your face.

    • Randomthings

      Angie Varona, so gorgeous.

    • Brett

      Every part of me wants you, especially my penis.

      • Roger Daltry


        • schango

          misuse of the word.

  • dash

    God bless America for FLBP

  • Randomthings

    So many beautiful girls.

  • TheTerrorizer

    #31 OH DEAR LORD

    • hMMMM

      anti-gravity tits with misplaced nipples?

    • canitfatso

      then let me ruin it for you: her nips are pointed down

    • Stunna

      Marie-claude bourbonnais

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Dammit Chive, couldn't you have prepared the FLBP gallery before the weekend? A CMS allows for shit to be posted at specific times you know… Try to keep a regular schedule OK?

    I'm so used to FLBP on mondays I had to walk around the office yesterday staring at FLBP colleagues… Got all kind of weird looks for that.

    – the one you love to hate

    • madara

      did u say something ?

    • Guest

      As long as you get at least SOME flbp, then it's all good!

      • Guest

        'Cause after all: I don't have a girlfriend, have never gotten laid, and don't know what "free porn" is, so I don't know what I'd do!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Why would you want to "free porn"? Is it being held captive at the moment?

          – the one you love to hate

          • sheoncebelieved

            How about a date w/ me Paula?

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Sure why not, you can't possibly be uglier than me. Cooome to my caaaave, cooome to my caaaave…

              – the one you love to date

              • guest

                They would probably want to cum in your cave…

  • Awyea

    #3 needs her own gallery

    • http://www.facebook.com/THIS.SPACE.4.RENT Tim Love

      She already has, her name is Jennie June

    • anonymous

      It's Jennie June, and she already has:

      • Spook

        God damn. You,sir, are an efficient mofo

        • anonymous

          nah, you just suck.

    • Franklin

      They ALL need their own galleries. And if they already have one, they need more.

  • Chase

    #22 The Best part of going to a baseball game is trying to find the chicks with the … best talent. #23 Then going to Hooters for the wings.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=2013103 Grant Johnson

      50 points to the house of whomever can name the location of that Hooters!

      • myhotrod1

        Janesville WI. that is me with that goofy ass smile

        • Gecko

          Please get her to post her. Please tell me those are natural. Great Googly-moogly

          • omghi2u

            Yes, we totally need to know who this chick is!

    • Paul

      ##22 FIND HER PLEASE!

      • Shawn


      • Raymond

        GO RAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • zen

    # 33 oh chive plz find her or kill me i cant live without her

    • Conan O'Brien


      • de ja vu


  • Patrick

    #24 is incredible

    • Spoo

      is Jessa Hinton, Playmate.

      • ERHTT

        it's Hilary Clinton

    • truth

      Yes. Incredibly fake

    • The FrenchMan

      Horrible… everything in that chick is fake. Most likely a vision of horror when she gets up in the morning. I vote for an 'all natural non-american girls with future lower back problems'…

  • jjames1000000

    DEFINITELY needs her own gallery!

    • RobbieBobbie

      its kate upton.. shes a goddess on this website.. and rightly so!

      • Dan-0

        That's Kate Winslet and i'm not joking.

      • Darth Neegro

        no it's not, that's kate winslet.

        • wolf

          Are you sure that's not Scarlett J?

          • duke

            i thought it was too….

          • Feelz

            I agree, that looks like Scarlett

            • Samurai

              Kate Upton no doubt, there are about a dozen other images from the same session.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #18 kate upton FTW every single time
    #3 i bet her back hurt right now, those are huge!

    • Dan-0

      #18 is Kate Winslet.

    • Robert Plant

      wrong, faggot. the first one is kate winslet.

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        oh really asswhipe? then you should probably check this gallery and get back to me later: http://www.djmick.co.uk/girls/kate-upton-jenna-le
        not that you deserve it or anything, with an attitude like that.
        cheers, beers

        • TRON

          Shopped. Everyone knows that's Kate Winslet.

    • willimo27

      still its Scarlett Johanson

  • Just Sayin'

    #32 i thought we got rid of her from the chive. god damn nasty beach balls.
    #26 is more than welcome to stay though ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      #26 gets my vote,for sure!

      • Rhys

        melissa debling … thank me later

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          WOW! Thank you kind Sir!

  • sparky

    #1 Didn't realize she was on a beach till I clicked back to the main page.

  • Dazza

    #10 #14 #33

    • Dazza

      Sweet sweet goodness

    • pwnzrz

      #10 – Tana Schwarz
      #33 – Audrey Nicole

  • Machinist

    #8 Sara Jean Underwood… mwroawr!

    • Yates

      Her tits were better before she fucked them up with fake ones.

    • Conan O'Brien

      The Most Overrated Women of 2011, #44 Sarah Jean Underwood

      We never, ever thought we would say this, because we used to be in lust with SJU, but her recent foray into the world of breast enhancement and plastic surgery mixed with her taking over the job of the woman I had ranked #7 on this list last year means the infatuation is pretty much over. It probably breaks her heart. Sorry you had to find out like this, Sara Jean.

      • its_forge

        Really, really wish you'd stop posting this dumb crap. Whoever wrote it doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about.

      • its_forge

        However I agree with them about the plastic surgery. Sad, sad, oh so very sad.

    • doogie

      mor underwood. aptly named as she is frequently underneath wood.

    • bollyver

      SJU is one of the hottest PM's of the decade, but her back should be just fine.

  • Dino



    PS: pls help me http://bit.ly/lK7UcI

    • Spoo

      Kate Upton

  • Menace


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