A little wood goes a long way–nudge nudge (33 Photos)


  • Kyle Morgan

    I would play the OaksBox. I want one, maybe the carver/whittler could make an OaksBox Tree-sticks-ty next.

    • Robert Plant

      "A Little Wood Goes a Long Way. *Nudge Nudge*?" christ, the chive staff are such a bunch of faggots.

      • TitoRigatoni

        Ha ha, it's a pun, right? 'cuz a faggot is a bundle of sticks? Get it?

        • http://optional.com Sarcynical

          Ha ha. No.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #19 Livio De Marchi made an entire house made of just wooden books.

    – the one you love to hate

    • PaulaIsBobIsPaula

      Hi Bob!

      • Billy

        Nope just an annoying cunt with nothing better to do than lay around the house, get high and watch the tube.

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          and here's what happened when they decided to cut loose

          • brad

            they went down to ol El Paso?

            • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

              i swear they ran into a great big hassle

              • Ted Nixon

                fuck off.

                • bentwrenches

                  Oh thats right ,They ran in to a great big ASSHOLE ^^^^

  • saucypants

    Suddenly the birdhouse I made doesn't seem so impressive. The birds still like it though.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      They don't; they actually shit on it.

      – the one who is not Bob

  • dash

    #22 i'd drive it

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #25 the ultimate chastity knickers, youll get splinters if you try to go down there

    • asdf


      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        nah,sawrry, im not that kind o' bloke

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    I once had a wooden car. It had a wooden chassis, wooden seats and a wooden engine.

    Unfortunately, it wooden go.

    • mac

      haha righteous!

  • pimpampet

    Man i need a bike like this!

  • Dan

    I'd like to have #17.

    • Dr3xell

      hell yes! me too. that keyboard is awesome!

  • Bodhi

    What a waste of trees!

  • Minion78

    #21 Borderlands?

  • itsjustme

    why are people driving wooden cars in the water? no, wait. why would you have a wooden car?

  • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat

    #25 Those are my wife's!!

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      You're married to Paula?

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    #4 I just figured out what I am going to do for my coffee table.

  • TheRealSnowman

    Odd…. no dildo?
    Permanent woody…..

    • Robert Plant


  • PTesla

    I wood love to have any of those.

    • Jen

      you wood.

  • Capt. Obvious

    #3 Flintstones meet the FLintstones their a modern stoneage family….

  • zachinacubicle

    All = You've taken this planking thing way to literally.

  • Mutt

    #6 I pine for a car like that. Of course it probably wouldn't be long before I was board with it.

    • TitoRigatoni

      you mean, it wooden be long before you were board with it?

  • pinesniffer

    #25 You're so old, you fell off your dinosaur and broke your…

  • konaehukai

    Wasn't it Denis Leary that said that pot leads to carpentry? Here's the proof.

  • bunedoggle

    People are weird.

  • FreakyBobo

    These all seem great until someone lights a match..

  • KeyserSoze

    If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is there to hack it up and carve into a car, a pumpkin, a scooter or a pair of wooden panties, does it make a sound?

  • equalizermax

    #8 Probably owned and played by the Carpenters

  • BigPoker

    #8 Gave me wood.

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