Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • jakelike

    those are some of the longest legs I've ever seen

    • Blumpkin

      Sorry I'm late. #44 was mesmerizing!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Fuck off hijacker! This thread was about superlonglegschick!

        – loving long legged chicks

      • DWD

        Fucking hate post hijackers. It's douchy-er than saying first.

    • The Viking


      • KeyserSoze

        Gams… classic….


      where was # 6 for led zeppelin?

    • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

      Those go up to Canada if I'm not mistaken.

      • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

        You're not mistaken, you should see the view from here.

    • patov40

      Yay I get to say it on this thread! "Look at those legs make an ass of themselves!" B)

    • J. Rabar

      You're beautiful. Tall girls ftw (from a tall guy!)

    • Jack

      im 6ft 6 a girl with legs that long would be a god send : (

  • pete


    A few thumbs for military MILFS ——>

    • Bluto

      I can't help but think that this is fake based on the poor 'shop and attempted blur of the Chive On…

      • grammar nazi

        not to mention the poor grammar.

      • tom

        I don't see why you'd try to blur the chive on when you can see the camera strap coming from the bottom.

        • Bluto

          Excellent point.

      • Mal

        Chances are it is some poor soul's wife/girlfriend, but the photos weren't meant for his eyes. Really shouldn't have posted this one, Chive.

      • Bishop

        Not fake at all…I am in the military (see the Berry's post of men in the military 53 and the Chive's link to it, I am the album cover for the Chive link to it) I love the Chive and this was her surprise for me!

    • b-ry

      she is spectacular

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Thumb me down if you hate assholes begging for thumbs up —————-^

      – well? Well?

      • Class, Class, Class

        But "Pete" doesn't have an Intense Debate profile, so does he really care about thumbs? Or is it just the Chive staff that cares (i.e., you)?

    • vhr1904

      Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye. Just saying…

    • kater

      thumb down for all military and their hos πŸ™‚

    • James

      Ohh damn Lucky soldier,

    • chicksdigit

      HOOAH!! Well done Soldier. I would award you a medal just for having a hot wife. I loved it when my wife sent me pics when I was in Iraq.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bubblebob Ricardo Cruz

    #12 Double photobomb

    • Ted

      Jennifer Love Hewitt could make a wet noodle hard.

  • Sarah


    You, sir, are a true Chiver

    • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

      Awesome update!

    • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

      I seriously am proud to be a Chiver because of events like this. You all rock…especially Lilli and her entire family!

    • sidebob

      go Sid go

    • Apathy

      Also props for the Roughriders T-shirt! I knew they were a great family.

  • Random

    John was staring at #40 for too long, that's why DAR is late

    • equalizermax

      #28 – NOM-NOM-NOM

    • PoppinFresh

      I don't blame him. who is that?

    • Nickincollege

      I fell victim as well.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Fuck, early DAR again! You promised to give me a 10 minute (not 10 seconds!) warning for my birthday! http://bit.ly/fTtVEr
    I haven't prepared some shit yet and now I'm too late again and not even first!


    Not Bob, Leo, Emily, Jihn or Mac
    – the one you love to hate anyway

    • Dude

      Does anyone else think Paula is a big inside joke The Chive is pulling on us?

      • KeyserSoze

        You think?

      • snowbird

        kind of like… landing on the moon, who shot kennedy, and how gingers have no soul

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I don't!

        Not Patty either
        – the one that is

    • joocifer


    • b-ry

      well if your not Jihn…you could be John.

      or patty.

    • DCBizzle

      erm…happy birthday?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Well thank you mr. Shizzle!
        Aaaaand I'm off to bed now. See, I'm not in the US.

        – nighty night! Hope the bed bugs bite!

        • Bluto

          Perhaps you are in Hades?

    • amrith777

      Was July 6th really your birthday?If so–happy late birthday!My birthday is today–ironic,huh?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        No that was bullshit, but so far everyone has been too ignorant to notice I've pulled the 'it's my birthday' stunt about 2 months ago too B)
        Anyway; thought I'd give you that piece of information for a laugh for your birthday!

        – the one you love to hate

        • amrith777

          Ahhh…well…I wasn't that astute,either and didn't note it.But thanks for the laugh–I needed it. πŸ™‚

          • old man stream

            Nobody else noticed either…I guess Paula ACTUALLY thinks people care enough to remember what she says….Anyway, BIG Megadeath fan here, thanks for all the great jams.

  • wowsers


    somebody get Jackie a goddam Chive shirt

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Chive can't! They're always sold out in minutes!

      – who?

      • fuzzybeard2016

        Paula, I think that theCHIVE can.

    • ROK247

      its not that hard to get one i have successfully ordered twice – i think someone wants a FREE shirt.

      • Napoleon C4

        Then give her your second shirt. It is her birthday after all.

        • ABO

          Tits or GTFO.

    • Dave

      Someone get me Jackie's number.

    • ZachBob

      if she gets a shirt, she must submit for mind the gap, hump day, and sexy chivers wearing said shirt. (and only said shirt)

    • mickdeck

      I submitted this picture. Heard from theChive today that they're going to send her a shirt. So awesome. I'll have to talk her into submitting for Sexy Chivers with the shirt. Chive on!

  • VedHead77

    #47 Hump DAR is best DAR!!!

    • Shadrock7

      nice back burger shot too

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      That is seriously TMOAG….

      – the mother of all gaps of course

      • Roofie


    • bentwrenches

      #47 #48 I See What you did there!

      • Napoleon C4

        Can you see the forest through the trees?

    • sidebob

      wide gap!
      hotdog going down a hallway?

      looks nice though.

    • eo2


      That is not gap, that thar is dive through.

  • pablo_v

    try stopping the techno viking!

  • Brother Maynard

    #44 Damn!

    • ROK247


    • http://www.facebook.com/wgrichardson William Richardson

      I can't stop staring!

    • bentwrenches

      I have the weirdest boner right now

    • manbear

      that's LG so yeah, seconded bro.

    • http://twitter.com/_J0R_ @_J0R_

      I think it's Brianna Frost

    • b-ry

      christ. whoever that is, they can't dance for shit.

    • Robert Plant

      I'd rather put it in a guy's ass, but then again, I'm a fucking faggot.

    • brett

      Have mercy!!

  • Kaars

    #14, finally something that can send that little fucker to jail!! (please?)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000365632067 Robert Smith

      He might enjoy jail!

      • Kaars


        • Droornioer

          calm the fuck down guys. he's 17(i think). get over yourselves.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=741504691 Erick Hinojosa Colin

      why is she licking her vagina

      • Zoey

        frickin' hilarious!

        • ilovethechive


    • Bingo!

      He likely get's far more pussy than all of you Chive-he's get combined!

      Chive it up!

      • JHOHRFE


  • a chiver


    will you be on this softball team, Dylan?

    • ROK247

      we could go hit some balls around…

      • b-ry

        yeah, i'll bet you and the rest of the chivers really do know how to handle a pair of balls…

    • guest

      Dude that's definitely not Dylan.

    • http://mydylan.tumblr.com/ Dylan

      long as I can wear my heels. And yes that is me. πŸ˜‰

      • meh

        Desperate AW is desperate.

    • Darth Neegro

      thank god she turned around. chick's the biggest butterface since Whitney.

  • KeyserSoze

    #35 LOLd so hard I cried. Chive gold.

    • Chrisx

      Not chive gold…..It's been making the rounds for a while now you retarded meat puppet.

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

    #35 is truly a touching moment.

    • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

      And #49….YOO.

      • Savage

        B.A.D. ASS

    • Bluto


    • patov40

      So punny! :p

  • 0Bianka0

    at #34 I laughed my butt off. Now I can't take a picture of it to send it in for next hump day. Puh, life is hard.

    • Napoleon C4

      Laughed WAY to hard at this one.

    • SweetAwesomeness

      " Baby don't hurt me…don't hurt me….no more"

      • Haddaway

        What is love?

        • Bluto

          Wassup! Two, three, four… Wassup! Two, three, four…

  • Nerfherder

    #17 Worth going to war for I'd say….. Get home safe soldier!

    • RAS

      I second that

    • sidebob

      when i was deployed I would have been upset by my wife doing this online.
      but now that I'm not deployed I'm happy to see his wife doing this.

      • Bishop

        I am deployed and I am not upset by this at all…she is my wife and I am proud of it!!

        • ZachBob

          you, sir, have an awesome wife.

        • truth

          Dude.. she's got an amazing ass.

        • ironychamp

          Congrats sir, hundreds of nerds just fapped to ur wife's pics ,that IS something to be proud of. Be safe.

    • Wade Wilson

      I'm sorry, but fuck America and the rest of the world, I'd stay home and hit that 'til the final cataclysm. Ain't nobody in this country/world more important than my dick, and I'm pretty sure there's nobody threatening anyones ability to get it on, so to hell with going off to a pointless war. Idiots.

      • Wade Wilson

        Oh, and that ass is a little narrow & flat for my taste. Not really that hot, I've had better.

  • pdiddily420

    Wow, you could drive a bus through that gap!!

    • TitoRigatoni

      I can think of something I'd rather drive through that gap…

    • bettingonthecubs

      mind the canyon….good god what a gap

    • absolutcarcrazy

      challenge accepted!

    • jjj

      mind the bow legged

      • OHNFGOHI

        thank you! it's called being bow-legged. alot of dudes are too. don't get what's so sexy about it…….

        • Lotus

          I don't either, they look like weirdly shaped chicken legs. Sexy legs are on display in #49

        • KeyserSoze

          yep. i'm bow-legged and all that means i walk like i just got off of a horse. don't get why that's supposed to be sexy.

      • DarkPrinceMac

        bow legged has more to do with the knees than the hips. If your knees touch when your ankles are together, you are not bow legged. The gap has to do with hip spacing.

  • saosinh

    Is it bad that I was more turned on by #45 than #44?

    • Nerfherder

      Not if you also own a pair of rollerblades….It just means you're gay : )

    • b-ry

      very bad indeed.

      • b-ry

        you should have been turned on by #24.

    • Zoey

      I've got some bad news for you…

  • ChiverMeTimbers

    #5 #42 GOD I LOVE the Sock Trend
    P.S. (yum Dylan)

    • Pinky

      A trend I will never let die! I own more knee/thigh high socks/stockings than actual clothes!

      • ChiverMeTimbers

        Pinky…just a couple of questions.
        1. Is that you in #5?
        2. Even if it isnt…ARE YOU SINGLE?
        3. Where when how can I see you wearing your knee/thigh high/stockings they are my FAVORITE "accessory".

        • Pinky

          Yes, that is me. No, I’m not single, but my boyfriend takes all my pics and does not mind sharing some of them with our fellow chivers πŸ™‚ Stockings are our favorite accessory too, and sometimes the only accessory! πŸ˜‰

          • ChiverMeTimbers


            Well your boyfriend is a Very lucky man. Im not single either, so its cool πŸ™‚
            Im glad that he doesnt mind sharing you with us here at the chive. Is this your first time submitting or are there more that I may look up? Do you have your own blog or anything? Just wondering. If not I look forward to your future posts.

            • Pinky


              I'm the last 2 pics on the DAR! Sorry, no blog…..yet:)

              • ChiverMeTimbers

                AHHH So You Are the girl that is Taking the Chive By Storm…Well Cheers to our new Rising star!!! I look forward to seeing more of you. Did You get any submitted to the SC Today?

                • Pinky

                  Lol I’m just being me and having fun… and sharing my nerdiness (and maybe a little sexiness) with Chivers who appreciate it! πŸ™‚

                  • ChiverMeTimbers

                    Well..You werent Kidding about the socks…Great Pic today…So good they posted it twice…Thank you for my viewing pleasure.

    • old man stream

      Socks have been around for ages…suprised you've never noticed that before. This one time, I saw a picture of someone wearing socks, and the pic was from 1935! I think they may have even been wearing them before that. Crazy, I know….

  • SwanDiver

    Sexy legs FTW

    • absolutcarcrazy

      correction: sexy everything

    • msloe

      is the person in the background wearing a pirate hat? and shouldnt that be a photobomb

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=746119290 John Campbell

        That's Paul Revere

      • shallow hal

        i see the booty but not the pirate argggghhh

    • subzero

      This photo literally made my week. God bless hot soccer girls-

    • wtf

      The one on the left is AllisonNYC a crossfit girl

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    #49, those legs! awesome

    • shallow hal

      the reason hump day was invented… dat ass!!!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/ab.latif Ab Latif

        GEEZUZ ….fap

  • andy

    #49 the left can get it….. the right can watch

    • andy

      awwww yeah! all 1 and a half inches of it!

    • HellYeah

      how about both of them get it and ya'll watch

  • David

    #47 and #26 We need MOAR!!!

  • VedHead77

    #35 – At first I was like, Awww…..then I was like HAHAHAHA LOLZ! Nicely done!

  • Urban

    #25 So you got wasted last night…

    • Me39000

      He's probably just testing out the pillow.

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