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July 6, 2011 |
In: Funny, Hot Women, Low Down Dirty, WTF
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#11 NO….just no…not even at my most drunk…not even for the chance at a threesome
photoshop does a lot for magazine models nowadays :/
you would have a tough time finding the taco and probably just end up fucking a roll of fat.
"finding the taco"?
Come back when your balls drop.
This wasn't necessary.
Is any of this necessary?
you are not
Necessary?! Is it necessary to drink me own urine? No. But its sterile and I like the taste
I don't know where the belly button ends and the taco begins!
I totally would. Well, def the blonde. Most likely the other.
Tons of fun
#31 face palm NZ
It's a big hit in San Fran!
#29 – Miss Liberty's taking a dump
lesbian 3way my fav!
that is some nice illegal ass…
If the 3rd lesbian looks like Beiber then I'd rather watch some other Lesbian 3ways
disturbing what girls of that age are doing to that poster
Best epic comment – ever!!
Say what you want about Beiber, but you know you'd trade lives in a heartbeat
Maybe not lives but definitely bank accounts:)
weren't you supposed to stfu, like yesterday….
yep. she was told to at least have a dozen times, you'd think she'd take the hint…….
Please remove the sand from your vagina and learn how to properly punctuate a sentence, then maybe you might be taken seriously.
Stuff White People Like, #99 Grammar
White people love rules. It explains why so they get upset when people cut in line, why they tip so religiously and why they become lawyers. But without a doubt, the rule system that white people love the most is grammar. It is in their blood not only to use perfect grammar but also to spend significant portions of time pointing out the errors of others.
When asking someone about their biggest annoyances in life, you might expect responses like “hunger,” “being poor,” or “getting shot.” If you ask a white person, the most common response will likely be “people who use ‘their’ when they mean ‘there.’ Maybe comma splices, I’m not sure but it’s definitely one of the two.”
If you wish to gain the respect of a white person, it’s probably a good idea that you find an obscure and debated grammar rule such as the “Oxford Comma” and take a firm stance on what you believe is correct. This is seen as more productive and forward thinking than simply stating your anger at the improper use of “it’s.
Another important thing to know is that when white people read magazines and books they are always looking for grammar and spelling mistakes. In fact, one of the greatest joys a white person can experience is to catch a grammar mistake in a major publication. Finding one allows a white person to believe that they are better than the writer and the publication since they would have caught the mistake. The more respected the publication, the greater the thrill. If a white person were to catch a mistake in The New Yorker, it would be a sufficient reason for a large party.
Though they reserve the harshest judgment for professional, do not assume that white people will cast a blind eye to your grammar mistakes in email and official documents. They will judge you and make a general assessment about your intelligence after the first infraction. Fortunately, this situation can be improved if you ask a white person to proof read your work before you send it out. “Hey Jill, I’m sorry to do this, but I have a business degree and I’m a terrible writer. Can you look this over for me?” This deft maneuver will allow the white person to feel as though their liberal arts degree has a purpose and allow you to do something more interesting.
Don’t worry, it is impossible for a white person to turn down the opportunity to proofread.
dude it disturbs me that you would even copy and paste that much. TL;DR
"Please remove the sand from your vagina and learn how to properly punctuate a sentence, then maybe you might be taken seriously."
That…that's the best you could do? Insult his grammar and spout off the same tired one-liner used by middle schoolers? No wonder they want you to fuck off.
wow. you can repeat what you heard on south park. what next? labeling it EPIC FAIL? you uncreative cock-smoker bitch, i'll type in tongues if i want to. don't like it? that's called "too fucking bad". now i'm gonna go back to ignoring you so you can go back to diddling yourself over a dictionary.
Never liked South Park very much, the animation is crap. I did always wonder where that phrase came from….Ahhh, an oldie but goodie:) Seems to me that you have a severe case of involuntary virginity preservation angst. Brother M., I do suggest you get laid…Learning how to punctuate correctly might help with that:)
Btw…Wtf does 'cock-smoker' mean?…pretty sure it wouldn't stay lit very well.
I wouldnt trade my dick for a vagina ever!
He is going to screw so many girls in his early years, that he will become gay "for real" before 30
the one in the middle is kinda ugly though
damn! even teenage girls are getting more ass from chicks than the chivers.
Bieber stopped moving hoping they'll leave
It is its natural defense mechanism. We know how badly the segway escape worked.
#7 what a little pimp
what little hoores
Kinda creepy if you ask me.
#7 Its strange when its woman and boy the word Pedofile is never used :/ they always use "sexual abuse" to describe a woman!! what gives? gender discrimination i say!!
instead of being a "victim" he's known as a "hero"
the weird part is he looks like the blonde girls brother…………
best baby sitters ever!
Heff, the early years.
holy christ that's just fucked right up
#28 HELL'S BELLS TRUDY
(I know, different show, comment still stands)
Please post this whole photo shoot in its entirety!!
This popped up briefly a few weeks back, but the magazine that did the photo shoot lawyered up and had them all pulled, it should be out soon though.
What show are they from?
#28 I thought that show couldn't get better
what show is it?
Community. Best comedy on TV.
Can somebody say what this photoshoot is from?
Ya know, I'm not really a fan of the show, but can other sitcom girls do stuff like this? PLEASE?
#27 that's as much wood as he'll ever get from girls…
correction: she'll ever get
Are you kidding me? That boy, to quote Airheads, saw more bumper than a body shop. Now he's screwing Selena Gomez.
still probably more than twice as much as the chivers have gotten. all the chivers combined…..
This whole scene disgusts me. I need to go watch some Twilight.
#23 Would be an awesome movie. Directed by Roland Emmerich or Michael Bay
need lots of lens flare and 'splosions….
#7, #15 Both pictures have somebody getting a handful.
#19 Two girls one octopus
Correction *Two Octopussys lool
no no, he was right the first time.
#7 I'm a girl but FIND HER damn it
uhhh… she's 12
Really cuz she looks to be about 22-23. At your rate. A 80 year old should look to be about right for you.
She looks about 22-23 in North Korea. But everywhere else without a national policy of stunted growth, she looks about 12.
why do chicks always preface it with "i'm a chick", "i'm a girl", "i'm a female"? i don't care if you're a neutered boston-terrier, no one asked.
I'm a neutered Boston terrier, and I don't find her particularly attractive. I'd hump the hell out of the leg of the one in the middle, though.
What is #28 from and where can I find more? I know that wasn't ever a scene in the show…although we can all hope for the sexy spin-off, I suppose.
#30 those comics are dirty, hilarious and just great fun. moar!?
Hi dear xXcomicmonkeyXx, do an image search for "rooie oortjes"
- the one you used to date
Thank you Paula! And enjoy your birthday!
That's a Michael Jackson joke….
#7 if they were 2 guys holding an underage girl like that "they are pedophiles and should be locked up" else its just sexy……………….. hows that fare???????
Well, the only people worrying about it being "fair" are the guys who want to grab underage girls….so…..way to go, pedo.
So your saying if im 40 and i go after an 18 year old i wouldnt be a pedofile?
Ya, anything over 18 is fair game… at 18 she's a grown WOMAN. It doesn't matter if you're 100… tapping an 18 yr old does NOT make you a pedophile…. it makes you AWESOME!
The age of legal consent is 16 in Germany and a handful of US states.
13 in Spain, 14 in china and some other countries. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything, 1/2 the guys here probably just logged on to travelocity…
12 in Vatican. Don't ask me why.
Arufist has a point, how is this not sexual abuse of a minor?
If a young girl were between two adult men, being grabbed like that, smiling or not, it would (rightfully) be deemed illegal sexual abuse.
The fact that one is wrong doesn't make the other right.
Neither are fair.
and if you call me a pedo, I'll punch you.
Pedo. Bring it keyboard warrior
The way he said it made it seem like he wasn't complaining about girls being able to get away with this, but that it wasn't "fair" (or "fare" as he put it) that men wouldn't be able to do what this girl is doing.
Hence, he is a pedo.
why would you want to grab a girl of that age? its different for men we want that attention!
gender discrimination! 100% woman can get away with anything these days if they are HOT! what ever happened to the medival times? lol
i think the difference is that this little boy definitely wanted this lol
so did all those lil girls
Because fuck you that's why. That is one lucky kid. Most boys wanted to bang girls at that age. You are ignoring millions of years of evolution. Realistically a woman is a woman once she can bear children. A man is a man once he can pull ass like those two.
#7 You will never, ever be this happy. Ever.
#28 F*$&%^ YES.
#7 the woman on the right is jaw dropping hot.
but on a second thought, how would society react if the little boy was a girl and the woman on the right was a man?
……………………….. i still wish that was me
#28 in HQ please and MOAR
she got ass in the front wtf !!??
i uploaded #7…..yes
Are you related to any of these people?
How old is the girl on the right?
I'm afraid to say this until after I know her age but… pretty…. very pretty.
You can say a girl is pretty at any age, unless your being sexual about it.
You can say a girl is sexy at any age too, unless the police find out you're dating her. Sooo unfair.
#13 #14 If I saw this guy coming at me I would make a shit fountain.
a good title for this is "meanwhile in Greece…"
#27 Cool! 3 lesbians…
heheh, you said bieber looks like a lesbian. that joke hasn't been used since a few minutes ago. how original.
#30 is just like benico del toro and kim stewart.
#19… I don't trust you Japan…
#10 #11 I think these two photos are mixed up.
no.11 should have that caption.
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