Chive Everywhere (43 Photos)

Do you have a badass “Chive Everywhere” photo? We want to show the world your awesome mobile photos! theCHIVE has teamed up with Mobli, probably the world’s best photo sharing app, to easily upload your photos to theCHIVE channel on Mobli.com. Every week we will scour theCHIVE’s Mobli page to find the most Chive-worthy “Chive Everywhere” mobile photos to post on theCHIVE.

Click HERE to download the Mobli app for iphone and send us your pics now! Android and Blackberry versions coming out in the next couple weeks. We’ll keep you posted.

After downloading the app, simply take photos or use existing photos on your phone and check box for theCHIVE channel. Your Chive Everywhere photos will instantly show up in the feed. Make sure to hit “WATCH” in the top right corner!! Chive On!

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  • Gixxer

    Hello Paula,

    Guess what????

    FIRST!!!!

    • Gixxer

      Oh and #43 wins every time!!!

    • Phillip Becker

      Good stuff. But i preffer to come second……….

      • SpellingPolice!

        Fail – it's 'prefer' … we all PREFER that you use spell check!

        • Christian Lander

          Stuff White People Like # 99, Grammar

          White people love rules. It explains why so they get upset when people cut in line, why they tip so religiously and why they become lawyers. But without a doubt, the rule system that white people love the most is grammar. It is in their blood not only to use perfect grammar but also to spend significant portions of time pointing out the errors of others.

          When asking someone about their biggest annoyances in life, you might expect responses like “hunger,” “being poor,” or “getting shot.” If you ask a white person, the most common response will likely be “people who use ‘their’ when they mean ‘there.’ Maybe comma splices, I’m not sure but it’s definitely one of the two.”

          If you wish to gain the respect of a white person, it’s probably a good idea that you find an obscure and debated grammar rule such as the “Oxford Comma” and take a firm stance on what you believe is correct. This is seen as more productive and forward thinking than simply stating your anger at the improper use of “it’s.

          Another important thing to know is that when white people read magazines and books they are always looking for grammar and spelling mistakes. In fact, one of the greatest joys a white person can experience is to catch a grammar mistake in a major publication. Finding one allows a white person to believe that they are better than the writer and the publication since they would have caught the mistake. The more respected the publication, the greater the thrill. If a white person were to catch a mistake in The New Yorker, it would be a sufficient reason for a large party.

          Though they reserve the harshest judgment for professional, do not assume that white people will cast a blind eye to your grammar mistakes in email and official documents. They will judge you and make a general assessment about your intelligence after the first infraction. Fortunately, this situation can be improved if you ask a white person to proof read your work before you send it out. “Hey Jill, I’m sorry to do this, but I have a business degree and I’m a terrible writer. Can you look this over for me?” This deft maneuver will allow the white person to feel as though their liberal arts degree has a purpose and allow you to do something more interesting.

          Don’t worry, it is impossible for a white person to turn down the opportunity to proofread.

          • Friend of Becker

            But Phillip Becker is a white guy?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Nowadays they wait till I go to the bathroom and then quickly publish the new shit. Inconsiderate assholes.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Gixxer

        excuses excuses….

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I'll have to start taking the PC with me to the bathroom I guess…

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – we're gonna need extension cords!

          • Gixxer

            Good plan…

            However that is where shitty ideas come from!

      • LovePaula!

        You said three words that all go together:
        Bathroom
        Shit
        Assholes

        Oh, and the word 'Paula' fits in with those words too … hahaha j/k!

  • http://www.facebook.com/thaipaige Ty Paige

    #25 Goooood Morin Vietnam

    • Stone

      Might be a guy, never know 😦

    • speedycamel

      Find Her?

  • The MIlkman

    #25 Viet-fuckin-NAM!

  • fibonacci5150

    chive on Atlanta data center!

  • pjsupremex

    #32 , this guy gets one of the coveted shirts, and then rolls up the sleeves. wtf?

    • Yo Mamma

      GO BREWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • KNOB

      Dont do that

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      Roll your sleeves = loose your hair…….

    • vhr1904

      Right!!! Maybe do some curls or push ups. Flabby!

  • crothell

    #43 THANKS CHIVE!

    • Jedi

      she needs a post!

      • Upy3rz

        Agreed…MOAR!!!!

        • pablo

          what does MOAR means? and DAR? thanks man im from chile so its pretty hard for me to keep up with the languaje here….

          • JAFitC

            "Moar" is kind of an amplified and emphatic respelling of the word "more."
            DAR stands for Daily Afternoon Randomness (although on the two license plates in this post it may well stand for Daughters of the American Revolution — but we'll claim them anyway because that's the way we roll).

            • pablo

              thanks!

  • JoeMaster

    #9 So thats what they are doing in there

    • Jedi

      While waiting for dounut shop to open….

      • Barclay

        Chiv'n and Driv'n! I guess its good to be a cop!

  • Kmac

    #15 the Harry Potter twins went to college?

    • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

      I literally lol'ed at that comment. Damn good eye Kmac. …I think you're onto something here… 🙂

    • McBeastie

      I thought that they were cloning Dave Mustaine.

    • TCUchiver

      that is the FIRST thing I noticed as well! Hilarious!

  • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

    #11 is just pure awesome. Jealous of their location and the shirts!

    • Chiveinator

      at least you don't have to be jealous of their barber=/

      • EWW!

        Yeah, but what's up with the fucking Bieber haircuts, guys???

      • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

        Awww….I see your point though. Somehow it works for Bieber (and it obviously works really well for Ellen Degeneres), so maybe it works just as well for them??!

      • TCal

        well done

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      WOW!!! What are the chances… of not only these guys meeting up, but they've all actually managed TO BUY A CHIVE TEE!! Miracle stuff!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – note? 😉 ❤

      • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

        That's the stuff of legends right there. 😉

        ALSO, I'll submit my note picture for you to the Chive next week and if they don't post it then I'll post it in my Twitter machine for you. 😉

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Owwww… can't wait, can't wait… ❤ (makes little handclaps like an overexited idiot)

          Hugs
          Paula
          – starting holding her breath right meow!

  • Do0zer

    #11 Chivers or not, I maybe I'm showing my age here, but lose the f*cking Justin Bieber haircuts.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      You are correct sir!

  • Just Sayin'

    #9 Commitment is noted, but keep your eyes on the road douchebag. You're not just putting youself at risk.

    • Just agreein'

      Thats a police car. It's not necessarily moving. But I agree that Chiving and driving is not a good idea.

    • HatesCops

      Yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck the PO-LICE!

  • Kdc

    #14

    The little girl up front "Like a Boss"

    • Chiveinator

      redheads play by their own rules

    • charlie brown

      Chick in the pink zebra still stuffing her face w popcorn. Not a fuck was givin

  • Spartacus

    #43 ooohh yes, hey chive we need more of that one

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You reading this Chive guys!?? Spartacus is right!!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – loving the long chicks

  • Doug

    What's up with the ginger twins in #15 ?

    • Chiveroni

      Gingers: Now accepted as a fellow minority.

  • zachinacubicle

    #2 an no piranha gave a fuck that day.

  • Jabroni

    #43 I still need moar asap

  • Capt. Obvious

    #43 MMMMMMMM…Breakfast in BED!! You SHOULDN'T have!!

  • eff
    • Awesome

      I didn't even notice the rugby. I've got bad news for you…

      • Syracuse Chemist

        I was there; trust me those girls weren't there for their dancing skills.

    • Walnut

      Finally a bit of rugging on the site. Thought I'd never see the day. Go USA Eagles!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1016426503 Martha Fitch

    Something's not right about #14. Looks shopped.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1016426503 Martha Fitch

      Just realized it's probably supposed to be obvious. My bad.

    • Jimbozo

      Totally real.

    • Broseph Stalin

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA martha martha martha. Yeah it's definitely supposed to be obvious!

    • Chesty Laroo

      I can tell 'cause of the pixels, and I have seen a few shops before.

  • Jimbozo

    #9 Glad to see he's working real hard. Douchecop.

    • Jimbozo

      Cause I know I'm not

    • jason_in_pc

      at least he is a chiver, i have had my chive bumper sticker for 3 days now. already got me out of a ticket and ppl honk and wave like crazy on the beach while hollering chive on.

  • derpfan

    Are you an insecure 20-something female with suspect morals and a tight pre-baby body? Well, SEND IN YOUR PICTURES! We here at The Chive want you to submit your sluttiest, most classless images of your camel toe, butt crack, or erect nipples so that we can exploit you for our exclusive financial gain! All you have to do is send us your picture and then we will post them, thereby allowing us to collect more advertising revenue and avoid being real, productive members of society. What do you get in return, you ask? Well, you will be showered with raunchy comments from random bros and dudes across the country. Additionally, you can take solace in knowing that you have joined the ever-growing ranks of anonymous internet panty-sluts. Congrats! When you are old and grey, you can still hold out hope that some 15 year old somewhere is fapping to a picture that you took of your self 55 years ago that still lives on in internet perpetuity. See? Everybody wins.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I've never seen anyone in more dire need of a blowjob…

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Sick

        ARGHHHHHHHH! STOP THE INTERNETS!

        i cant believe i'm agreeing with Paula…

    • Brian King

      Well, at least you understand how it works…

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      "Lighten up, Francis."

      • Alex

        I lol'ed so hard there. great movie!

      • Charles

        well played sir!

    • retardalert

      If you don't like it then leave, douche bag.

    • RufioRufioRuFi

      Got to say… you're not wrong. But no one here really cares either.

    • TheTruth!

      Wow derpfan, I think you just nailed it! Well done to you, despite all the trollers who thumb u down. Apparently the truth hurts, but still they come and view the pics, exactly as you've described!

      • TCal

        It doesnt count when you comment on your own post

        • b-ry

          shut the fuck up, he's right.

    • Cooz

      Are you an insecure wanna-be man with pessimistic views and a pile of shit for a personality? Well, INSERT YOUR SHITTY comments here! We here in "derpfanville" want to criticize simply to rile you up and focus the attention on ourselves. Oh the irony.

      Chive on all you sexy, confident, and naturally beautiful Chivettes!

    • Doug

      Quite possibly the biggest douche bag comment I've ever seen on the Chive.

    • LukeSkywalker

      Know how I know you're gay?

      • Robert Plant

        you thought his dick tasted like shit? faggot.

    • Sick

      some of them are post-baby pics, and still look awesome. dont be jealous and let your family values welcome the 21st century

  • oX_Animal_Xo

    Is #4 considered a hump-bomb instead of a photo bomb? Maybe a milf post eh?

  • James

    #43, it's a magic eye. Stare long enough and soon you'll see Jesus.

  • grammar nazi

    #6 is on vacations in Sweden. please check your spelling * grammar before submitting.

    • equalizermax

      blame it on auto-correct

    • JAFitC

      Dear Grammar Nazi,
      Two comments. First, it's the Internet, not a tome for the ages. Lighten up.
      Second, as a rule slack should be cut for a person who may be writing in something other than their native language.

    • JAFitC

      Dear Grammar Nazi,
      Another comment, if I may. As a rule a nom de plume such as you have adopted has the first
      letter of each word capitalized. I just thought you'd like to know, since you seem to be all about that. Have a nice day!

  • b-ry

    #11 ….3 times Justin Bieber.

    • Dutch

      And still got on theChive?….. so 3 times more of a man than you???

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