Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

    #3 God, let that be chocolate…

    • detroller

      Is wrong to be scared?

      • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

        nope, not at all

    • snoobs89


      • Sick

        Paula's spawn

    • ensergio

      Let her be happy

    • ROK247

      you know it's poop.

      • Sam

        either way that kid is demonic

        • kanda


    • DCBizzle

      I think it's mud. Well I hope so anyway.

    • Big McLarge Huge

      something not right about this

    • http://twitter.com/#!/gfeinberg86 GreyGhost9

      Casey Anthony: "O lets just wash her off in the pool"…to soon?

      • theMorgue77

        You just won the internets, sir!

    • maxis

      chocolate? this is doo-doo baby

    • http://www.facebook.com/FlibseyEmma Emma Oliver

      lol, my thought exactly.

  • RustyCrusty


    • RustyCrusty

      Chive on from Japan, home of the rising son!

      • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

        You're a two time, doucher. It's rising sun. Not son. And you weren't first. Maybe try a refresh before you attempt "a win" next time?

      • embry_joe


    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=579518913 John Andrew Jose

      Stupid fail!

    • RustyCrusty

      Okay first off, clearly the typo was due to my need to rush in an attempt to be first, the sheer fact that I failed does indeed prove I failed.. ah well..

      • Just Sayin'

        There's no point trying to redeem yourself now.

    • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

      lay who sir her

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Helloooo slow Chivers! Have you spotted me on the Office Cam yet (haven't read about it yet, you guys & gals must be blind)? Look closely today…
    #19 niiiiice legs….

    – late DMA, so what? Want your money back?

    • detroller

      You're a dude sitting on the 3rd seat behind John. Am i getting warmer?

    • snoobs89

      your the plant?

    • snoobs89

      i've got it! youre #3

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        No, but when I was little I liked to play with my diaper too.

        – the one still making soup out of used diapers

    • Bingo!

      Are you Casey Anthony? If so, I find you most attractive – but you're also a cold-blooded murderer who will fall victim to revenge one day soon.

      If not, then I bet you're one of the Chive t-shirts – you've always got something witty to say, you're gone before we knew you were around, and you cost $15.

      • Blumpkin

        Anyone else gunna watch her porno when it comes out?

        • Bingo!

          I most certainly am – but I won't purchase it – that would be wrong….I will download it or watch it in small clips.

    • I KNEW it was you!

      Yes, you're that Hot Piece of Ass chick Elyse Porterfield – so what do I win?

    • Spagheddie

      I hope your the guy who got blowed up by Robocop.

      • grammar nazi


        • Spagheddie

          I know. But blowed sounds better. dick.

          • RamRod

            It does add a little more comedy to the already funny sentence.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


            – the one you love to hate

    • Vagina Jones

      You play them so well. It's almost admirable.

    • Smouse

      You will die alone, you know it yourself.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Like Captain Kirk?
        Wow… He's comparing me to Captain Kirk…. I feel so honored…

        – more of a Star Wars fan though

        • Trent

          Captain Kirk didn't….. I see what you did there.

    • jas

      paulas a fat girl name

  • Jesse

    #19 wow

    • Wally

      wonder if its a self-portrait. If so, MOAR please!

      • rlmnofjean-ious

        FIND HER!

      • Sick

        i was going with "mirror, mirror", but like yours better

    • Grammar Ninja

      She's quite a piece of artist. Well done, young lady.

      • http://twitter.com/justin_speedo trollfacer.jpg

        FAFI ❤

    • Old Person

      I find the high heels on the dairy case to be a bit disturbing. I was a safety person in a prior occupation.

      • Stevo

        everyone loves a health and safety guy. They make things fun!

    • Look at that ass

      her ass is really flat :/

  • hater

    #16. really. stop making those goddam things.

    • milestosis

      no kidding.. waste of … everything.

    • jay bee

      they'll stop making them when people stop paying to advertise in them

    • http://twitter.com/mikeydangerous @mikeydangerous

      just go to http://www.yellowpagesoptout.com/ to opt out and never get another yellow pages again! (of course all my neighbors still get them, but leave them on the front porch forever)

    • DauntlessCelt

      The only place they belong is at hotel.

      • poo

        Old people need them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rjschmidt92 Rebecca Schmidt

    Chive, it's 4 am and I haven't gone to bed yet. Thank you for helping me stay awake!

  • Just Sayin'

    #10 Jackass the early days

    • Mr. Wilson

      Hell yeah – it's called Mutton Bustin' and it goes down in my hometown of Greeley, CO. My cousin did it last year.

      • ANR

        My favorite part of the Houston rodeo. 🙂

  • snoobs89

    #2 you are MY HERO

    • Mr. Primal

      #2, Lady Gaga
      Lady Gaga, #2

      • black27696

        So… you think #2 looks like Lady Gaga?

  • StupidFresh3484

    #2 – Release the hounds.

    • roads

      i am iron man…

    • Sick


    • Skoll

      Lady Gaga?

  • Ash

    #15 Awwww, little rhino, you look great just the way you are!

    • Alex

      I also thought it was sad… Why do you do that CHIVE? What is next? No Mind the Gap post?

      • Elwood

        This is from a t-shirt website called threadless, not to advertise or anything…

        • superpooper

          Really? That's kinda shitty of the Chive to rip off someone's design and paste up the Chive logo.

          • How it works

            It says "Posted at the Chive" not "100% original and we came up with this". People submit photos..

  • DazISaFAG


    to have robocop prevent crime in your neighborhood


  • Cletus

    #4 Can't we all just get along?

    Take a lesson from #6

  • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

    #19 heels on a milk crate…not a good idea..

    • Surfer

      What are you gay? It's a great idea.

      • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

        im a girl…not gay

    • Stone

      Looks pretty good to me bro.

      • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

        not a bro

    • Grammar Ninja

      The milk crate has a solid bottom, so it isn't that bad. And the heels make her legs look so damn good….

    • moondoggy13

      Heels. Always a good idea…

  • Dan

    #4 I hope some cop put a bludgeon upside his head a few seconds after this pic was taken.

    • Just Sayin'

      Oi, leave slingshot-ninja alone!

    • Ispeakchive

      Someones a conformist robot cunt

      • Jedi

        or a pig cop

        • JpJ

          And I'm sure the "pig cop" is the first person you call when you need help. Keep on fighting "the man".

          • Bad Cop

            You're assuming all cops are good? That's cute.

    • asdasd

      This was in Greece, hence, SPAAAAARTAAAAAAAA!!!!!
      (although taken in Athens…)

      • Brutal Deluxe


        • asdasd


  • http://www.facebook.com/Rob.Barreiro Roberto Barreiro

    #19 Chive what are u waiting for??? have you found her already????

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=536973542 Guy Tan

      That my friend is Melbourne Graff artist Deb, painting in Hosier Lane, Melbourne, Australia!! And she is smokin hot and totally awesome!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Sanja_Knez @Sanja_Knez

    Inspired from Lady Gaga's meat dress? #2

    • PokePoke

      or just lady gaga in general. this makes as much sence as her..

      • panama99

        Do I see a tail and is genetically correct like a Barbie (Ken) Doll?

        Or is it accurate to his size (i.e. asian men)?

    • Guest

      Or lady gaga got inspired by him, he did it years before she did.

  • Tarock

    #12 Wow, Billy West has done a ton of popular voices. Never realized it. Awesome talent.

    • Cooperman

      Doug was voiced by Thomas McHugh. Voice actor recognition fail.

      • Yancy

        Billy West was Doug from 91-94, clownpants.

      • black27696

        Thomas McHugh was the shitty Doug, not the original.

        • bigdeal

          i hate new voice actors.. same thing with arthur and sailor moon english. theres no coming back from it. ruins the show

    • SheriffPablo

      Billy west was Also the voice of Stimpy, one half of the greatest cartoon duos ever. and he was the voice of Doug when it was on Nickelodeon between '91-'94. Commenter Fail

      • Joeyk

        He also did Rens voice from 93-96, AND he did bugs bunny and elmer fudds voice in space jam. The guys incredible

    • nednarb

      also did work on the howard stern show that was great

    • Dagoth Wit

      More importantly, he's Zoidberg and the professor.

    • Drew

      Billy West also does the voice of one of the M&M's.. can't remember if it's the peanut or chocolate!?

      • Kane

        Hes red one. The chocolate one. BILLY WEST RULES!!!!

  • PokePoke

    #21 pegg is a boss

    • thelimey

      "You've got some red on you"

    • Catch

      Simon is my hero.

  • Nick

    #12 Also Leela from Futurama is Peggy Bundy…

    • Kopach

      Yeah he's also Ren & Stimpy, Billy West is one of my favourtie voice actors.

    • black27696

      Who's very hot in Sons of Anarchy

    • superpooper

      I'm sure I'm in the minority on this one, but i've always hated Leela's voice because of that connection. All I hear is "AAAALLLLLLL"

  • MigraineBoy

    #3 Looks like a muppet!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      If by muppet you mean Satan child then yes she does look like a muppet

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #22 pancakes are music to my ears too

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=686232240 Jvee Veneracion

      not to mention the camel toe O_O

    • Justin

      Synesthesia if you're hearing taste lol

  • Kodos

    Thank you for your cooperation.

    • meazy

      u mean PRICEY?

  • http://twitter.com/Floptickle @Floptickle


    Saw this on Gizmodo yesterday. People were like "Good job fat people!" and "Welcome to 'merica!" – I expect the Chivers to be more like "AWESOME!" etc.

    • BigHate

      Probably because Chivers aren't douchebags and just appreciate the fact someone created a giant hamburger instead of making it into some fucking overused social commentary.

      • bigdeal

        10 thumbs up

    • theRealRealist

      Too bad that wasn't made in "merica"…there's a video that goes with it too…bunch of ignorant bastards who assumed that was made here….awesome non-the-less

    • andy

      Id hope chivers arent food wasting jerks with no sense of taste or food borne responsibility

      fact A) the burger is already awesome, making something you will NEVER get your mouth around ruins the integrity of its deliciously layered flavors

      fact B) Guaranteed most of that ended up in the trash

    • wooten

      I was going to say something similar about #4

      • wooten

        Sorry, #5 lol

  • Cheese

    why is #21 so awesome? b/c simon pegg is the shit

    • wolves

      wow, so are you you fucking cunt whore. I fucking hope you die in a painful car accident with your kids and mother slowly suffocating before you. You are so hopeless. I often think about you and I want to cut the skin off of your tongue and face. You are strange and must be killed.

  • http://twitter.com/DriftwoodProse @DriftwoodProse

    #12 = mind blown
    #22 = hehe, what?

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