St. Barths Residence in the Carribbean. Why I no live there?! (21 HQ Photos)

The house is on a high, thin peninsula, affording 270 degree views from South through West to North. The long axis of the house is perpendicular to the axis of the peninsula, aligning it with sunrise and sunset. I couldn’t find the price, but what would you pay for it?


  • Tim

    Why cant janitorial work pay for something like this? #12

    • Caca

      Y u and Bob use full word?

  • Taylor Murphy

    I'd pay over 9000 at least! But seriously, you cant put a value on even just that view let alone the luxury of that place.

  • ZachBob

    i would have sex on every surface of that house, then leave forever with a story for my kids/grandkids.

    • Malkintosh22

      I would do the same except for I would leave to a place identical to this. Rinse and repeat.

    • Anonymous

      Why would you tell your kids about all the sex you had… Creepy… Just sayn’

  • Facepuncher


    • ZachBob

      correction: 4th

      • equalizermax

        I've been thinking a lot of shower sex here #16

  • sammy

    I was going to buy a place just like that, but then I remembered my crushing poverty

  • Sheikh Abdulrehman

    I would pay for it with my soul O.o

  • FionnR

    It's nice yeah, but doesn't come near that renovated church in San Francisco you put up a couple of weeks ago….that place was incredible, I'm still dreaming about living there 😀

    • Malkintosh22

      I disagree, I think this place is much nicer.

    • Paul

      damn hippies

    • Trent

      Are you fucking kidding me? You would rather stare at gays and hipsters than gorgeous beach front?

  • DutchChiveFan

    Classy place, everything in it is tastefulll, unlike the cribs we see at MTV.

    • name

      yeah just like how tastefully you used the word "classy"…

      • DutchChiveFan

        Excuse the hell out of me for not being a native speaker.
        So how's your Dutch?

  • james

    I pay between: 5 – 7 million USD but for sure not more than 8

    • Honk

      if you got this for under 8 on St. Bart's i would be very surprised. St. Kitts maybe…

  • Bill

    at that price it better come with cute puppies and hot women

    • doq

      Well money always comes with hot women…

    • Brad Stevens


    • HANK

      I see you put cute puppies ahead of hot women…I've got some bad news for you…

  • giuseppe

    momey money money money money! I'd pay 300,000 € not a cent more. The coolest thing is the outside shower. wow.

    • darky


      • Brad Stevens

        still learning english. 😛

        • giuseppe

          i typed wrong. I know english, do you speak italian instead?

          • absolutcarcrazy

            Sure, Spaghetti. And I'm done…….

            And the outside shower is pretty cool.

    • Gutterville

      That wouldn't even cover the deposit

  • bubblerider86

    all the money i have…..too bad tha'ts only $24 and a bunch of change. Think that'll do?? *le sigh

    • HANK

      Your hawt

    • mad

      I'll double that for a blow job

    • absolutcarcrazy

      It may take a while to paddle out there on a life raft. But ill kick in my $24 also and brave the trip with you so you don't paddle in circles. I CALL MASTER BEDROOM!

  • fil


    • Dan


    • brett

      $1 Bob!

  • loso

    with a place like that, every day would be hump and lower back problems day

  • aaron

    What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can't even fit inside the building? This building has to be at least…..three times bigger than this.

  • ThePriceIsRight

    "I'm gonna bid 1 dollar Bob."

  • Lowrent75

    A lot. Very cool and beautiful.

    • The Condor

      Bomp Bomp Bomp Bana…

  • uberbrie

    This would be a great place to kill zombies or relax


    Open Air… What about all the Mosquitoes n shit?!

    • jason_in_pc

      walls are motorized and are lifted up, look closer man.

  • D_K


    I bet he gets one hell of a glare on his tv

    • absolutcarcrazy

      +1 to you sir.

  • HomoH8er

    decent place. i'm happy for the owners. unless they're homos, then they don't deserve this house.

  • jakubwrobel

    I can give them the following contents of my wallet: $18 cash, my 10-Ride Metra train ticket worth $50, and my Chicago Card Plus with $80 on it for public transit.

  • CY1

    Why you no make spell check before post!? – Caribbean – one 'R'. B)

    • combat_carl

      y u make reference but do wrong?

      • CY1

        Because me care about theChive and want them to make right!

        But yeah… I suck at these type of things too… 😀

  • doublemeat

    Yes please.

  • TheTerrorizer

    How much would one of my kidneys sell for?

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