There are Sexy Chivers Among Us (94 Photos)

After a week off for the 4th of July holiday, the Chivettes have returned with a vengeance. I only made one call-out for photos this week because the response was so overwhelming, if I'd made another, my inbox would have 'spoded. So sit back, relax, and enjoy what our Chivettes have in store for us this week.

Our Chivettes have now become a global phenomenon. The Chivettes offer us something we need so badly these days, real beauty. But the 'Sexy Chivers Among Us' is NOTHING without our Chivettes! So if you've got what it takes to be a Sexy Chiver, start submitting your photos for next week as soon as possible.




AWESOME INSTRUCTIONS
: Grab your camera (phone) and write 'Hi Chivers' on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame. Above all: Be Creative! Do it for your country!
Stay tuned for the Friday DAR!

Chive On!
John

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  • lance

    My eyes feel like they just ran a marathon
    #52, #93, #94

    • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

      I have the same philosophy #94 but those sure are scarce in Southeast Florida.

    • Matt

      #93 Is gorgeous MOAR PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • ROK247

        CHIVETTE OF THE WEEK or screw that PUT HER ON THE CALENDAR

      • Hannah

        Y'all are sweet:)

        • Shway

          Definitely diggin this Texas cutie

      • wowsers

        hello texas

    • BobSugar

      #93 dem eyes

    • OGMrWhite

      #78

      Wins hands down

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I'm sure John feels the same… Damn Jihn, 2 reposts WITHIN THE SAME GALLERY!? Did SC wear you out again? (had to order another pallet of Kleenex today…)
      Oh and #49: TL;DR.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • Ben

      #52 All the way. I've been through every page of these comments, it breaks my heart that only about 4 people want to find this girl.

      • iowagirl

        thank you you're too swett 🙂

        • Sammy

          and by swett i mean sweet haha whoopsie

        • Ben

          I'm not even going to lie, there is something strangely hot about this. It might be unconventional, I don't care.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=579518913 John Andrew Jose

        FIND HER! MOAR!!!!

  • mark

    Hi, I'm a Chiver

    #94

    • Rick

      I'd like moar pics to get to know u a lil better =)~

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=769235386 Colin J. Schrader

      Likewise

    • Not A Real Friend

      My girlfriend didn't like Chive or Sexy Chivers. She is now my ex-girlfriend.

      • BloodScrubber

        Now THAT statement should be printed on a t-shirt! Bravo my good man.

        • notachiver

          So she only dates pathetic lonely losers. All the best.

          • Red

            agree.

  • Pat

    #10 Hell YES!!!!

    • Rick

      TnA & lovely birth hips ^_~ You def are =)~

    • HillBilly Bone

      I couldn't agree more. Very, very nice.

    • injekter

      PHUC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • b-ry

    #10 absolutely.

    • walt

      I say #68 and #84 all the way

      • sooty

        when will you assh*les learn it's not okay to hijack a post?

    • b-ry

      yep. that's what i wanna look like after the surgery!

  • Bryan_W

    #10 I say you have a lucky boyfriend

  • Vantastic

    #3…yes there are

    • Kmac

      I am now!!!

    • Bumps

      Let's go Phillies!!! Marry me please?!

    • _GTO_

      Go Phillies. AL should be scared of our All Star game pitching lineup

      • SKEWED

        Fuck the Phillies… The Braves bout to Kick yall's ass. Might wanna take that shirt OFF!

        • _GTO_

          I guess the Braves have their first fan

          • Joe

            BRAVES ARE MERICA's TEAM FUCK FACE only people that like the phils are your dirty skank ass northern folks that live in that nasty, dirty, discussing, slumass city you call Philadelphia

            • Chomp

              Yep…Selling out their stadium regularly…So many Braves fans that they are turning them back at the gates. Oh wait that isn't the Braves at all because their fan base is garbage!

            • Yuppp

              Oh yeah?… I guess that's why the Phillies made the Braves look like a bunch of clowns when they beat them 14 to 1 last night… Phillies have one of the best line-ups in the entire MLB.

              P.S. There's nothing like a sexy Phillies Phan!

        • Joe

          HELL YEAH SKEWED – BRAVES ARE ABOUT TO TAKE THE DIVISON! GO BRAVOS!!! FUCK THE PHILLYS

          • 2ndplace_crybabies

            I didn't realize people in the south knew how to use computers, much less what they even are.

        • its_forge

          GO BRAVES!!! TAKE THE FALCONS WITH YOU!!!

        • bigal

          lol

    • EdWood

      #54.
      Underboob, Underboob.
      In a tank or in a tube.

      Sorry, my mind just got blown away.
      Thanks, Chivettes.

    • Troy

      My day is made

    • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

      love the fightin phils…and she represents them well

    • hMMMM

      HORSHAM!!!!

    • Joe

      FUCK THE PHILLYS!!!!!

      GO BRAVES!!!!!

    • Mr. McGibblets

      P H I L L I E S ! ! !

    • Molteninjabob

      Is this her in disguise? NSFW http://imgur.com/BQG45

    • Wes

      Damn Straight there are some Philly Fans! Looking good! Braves going down tonight, its a Halladay!

    • phuckyea

      i love my philly girls…born and bred in the city of brotherly love.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ShaunMcCauley Shaun McCauley

      GO BOSOX! …and this girl is hot!

    • Bobe

      Phils tshirt…check
      tattoos…check
      my heart…check

      I got Citizen Bank tickets with our names on them…
      Sincerely,
      Bobe

  • facial

    my load would look great on #14

    • Chiver

      Show a little respect for these lovely ladies. You douche

      • facial

        yea…respect for posing half naked…and submitting pics for millions of horny dudes to view online and comment on. blow me.

        • BaJezzus

          You'll have to figure out how to do that for yourself, 'cause I don't think anyone will do that for you. Plus you suck, so you should be pretty good at it already.

        • The rest of Chivers

          You are a douche. That is all.

        • its_forge

          The **reason** pretty young ladies submit their partially-clothed photos to TheCHIVE is **because** no one in the comments section make rude remarks about body parts or fluid emissions. So you sir or whatever the fuck you are, should take this as advice to step the fuck off making rudeass comments about our lovely Chivettes. And also go fuck yourself.

          • srrr

            Lol.
            It's a trade. They get "oh-my-god-you're-so-hot" comments, you get fap material.

      • toby

        If a chic can post semi naked/provocative pics on the internet for a site full of nerds to fap then anybody has the right to say anything to that whore.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

          Someone made you say that was your name didn't they?

        • brad

          he's right. these girls are all attention seeking, daddy didn't love me types. yall need to stop getting so defensive. i guarantee you that 95% of these chicks are huge sluts.

          • b-ry

            100% agree.

    • BaJezzus

      come on dude. at least try to keep it under control.

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Or on ANYTHING other than your fingers…

      • pablo_v

        gonna have to settle for getting it on his monitor

    • wowsers

      dickhead

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      So what is your type "facial"? Uptight, housecoat wearing biblethumpers from Westboro Baptist Church? Tool…..B)

      • Pat Overton

        Am pat and my type is big ,strong and hairy. Oh and am secretly in love with Mandingo.

  • Royce

    Quite a nice suprise when you forgot it was Friday and Sexy Chivers comes up.

    • Jason

      How do you forget its Friday?

      • ilovethechive

        I'm with ya Royce…crazy short week with the holiday and all…worked in field for few hours then got back in office for BAM Chivettes….Great Week!!!!!

  • pete

    I knew the Sexy Chivers was gonna be good when 3 of my coworkers (including 2 girls) IM'd me the link within a minute.

    #94, #72

    • KyleGamgee

      Your coworkers seem awesome

    • clint beastwood

      #72 has a few of my favorite things in that set.

      • The_Dude_

        I agree the Bong photobomb was a nice touch

    • The_Dood

      Dad?

  • pablo_v

    I swear this is the only way I get by during work

    • Pbrsaau

      Exactly!

  • JAPIV

    #16 Surfer girl? Me likey…

    • newscot

      That's the strangest looking gap I've ever seen… Something not quite right there…

      • Dirty Dingus

        I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than 6 or 7 children!

      • its_forge

        She has slender legs but it doesn't mean she isn't very pretty.

      • RiverMonster

        She definitely needs to submit a MIND THE GAP picture!

    • Lorky

      I would love to see that gap from behind…MOAR!!

    • Stupid Hurts

      Actually it's a wakeboard.

      • sooty

        That's no wakeboard, unless you think shes 3ft tall.

    • kati28

      its wake surfing boys… and just bc im skinny doesnt mean i cant handle it. 😉

      • Quixote

        Hehe…I see what you did there…

  • andi

    #37

    look closer, she's scorching hot

    • b-ry

      looks like she's a little cold to me.

    • TCUchiver

      i concur

    • http://www.facebook.com/heath.weese Heath Weese

      Those abs could bring world peace!

      • ilovethechive

        Speaking of a peice…..er, I mean peace. She is delish!

        • hMMMM

          fail.

      • its_forge

        Was about to post "that tummy could rule the planet." I love me some tummy.

    • wowsers

      wish she was naked

      • twix

        So many fakes use her pics. Lots of nudes of this girl on the net 😉

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #94 That's some strong knitting you have there..

    • sheoncebelieved

      me?

      • ilovethechive

        Is that you gorgeous lady?

  • Sylvester_Jr

    #14 Mesmerizing eyes!

    • john

      they are looking in different directions! ahhhhhhh!!!!

      • Matt

        thats just because of her hair.

    • ilovebigboobscantlie

      most likely 350 lbs.. doubtfull that she has a hot body, thinks her face rates.. again i scrolled quickly through this pretentiouse lady to the real chivettes who know what MEN want.

      • Rooooofio

        I bet she's smoking hot to go along with that gorgeous face! Kindly MOAR pleaes and thank you!

      • Matt

        you must be joking. She looks gorgeous!

    • Matt

      I can't stop staring at them!

    • jcur

      pretty sure this is my neighbor.

  • hater

    #89. I love it when they get creative with the temp-tats.

    • chiveaddict

      ❤ Thanks 🙂 Whenever I submit, thats how my tats are 😉

      • 2tciddaevihc

        how I do love that perspective, I'm sure the chivery would love to see you from a different angle, face or no face. Either way, keep posting!

    • Lost Soul

      wowo i like very mucha! keep creative :d

  • fritz

    #16, #33, #52

    I CAN'T KEEP CALM! I'M SO SORRY!

  • Jim

    #43 HOLY SHIT!!!!! WOW!!!!

    • Kevin

      Have to find this girl it's a must MOAR please.

    • BaJezzus

      agreed. gorgeous. Needs her own post, stat. beautiful smile.

    • Pablo

      those eyes!!!!!!

      • Catch

        Agreed. Some of the most amazing eyes I've seen in a long time…

    • Advocatus

      I see a chivette of the Week here! Thumbs up if u agree!

    • bLaDe

      The best eyes ever in The Chive!!!!!!

  • Vantastic

    #54…I call it Faptastic!

    • ilovethechive

      Agreed. Stopped here for a while

    • chivette

      another proud jerk off… just sad

  • endlesssummerkid

    Sexy Chivers make me want to be a better man

    • Burn

      Or at the very least, straight.

  • Adam

    #30 Who is this cutie? I love her eyes and she has a Crown Royal tee shirt on has to be the girl of my dreams. #43 Same girl.

    • mickdeck

      DEM EYES

    • Brandon

      Her eyes are amazing and she has a great smile.

    • Bodhi

      Love a green eyed girl! :O Im tranced out! BEAUTIFUL!

  • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

    You're giving me some kind of motivation #29

    • lol

      Hopefully she's more motivated to stay sexy for herself imo….

    • its_forge

      Motivated to adjust your pants?

      • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

        I somehow get the feeling you'd enjoy that too much.

  • Derp

    I feel embarrassed for the girls in these pictures.

    And besides the pathetic attention whoredom, there is more butter (but-her) in this gallery than in in a 10 pound birthday cake. Woof.

    • place

      It's a big internet, kid. gtfo

    • The_Dude_

      I am embarressed to have you as a Chiver.

      • Sylvester_Jr

        He or it is not a Chiver, just a troll looking to be fed.

      • brett

        Sounds like Derp is a reddit-er who got lost and started trolling

        • Derp

          …guilty…

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Attention seeking…good point, but woof? I don't see anybody here who shouldn't be proud of themselves. I'm sure in ten years, many will have swollen out of their sexy…but let them enjoy themselves now. Be nice to the nice girls.

    • Mike

      Nothing like a jealous woman…

    • Simon

      I believe the only attention whore, sir, is you who's obviously trollin the most popular thread in TheChive. Who would do that if not to seek attention whether be bad or good… I feel sorry for you :l

      • Derp

        Right. Girls submitting pictures of their asses and cleavage (not even faces, in some instances) aren't attention whores. Sure. They aren't looking for people to tell them that they are pretty or that they have nice tits, or, in the case of #11, that they don't have a flat pasty ass. Yup. Not attention whores at all. Perfectly well adjusted. Uh-huh. No self-esteem issues there. No, sir. Marriage material, all the way.

        • Alec

          jesus christ someone needs to get laid, take it easy weirdo.

        • the informer

          You are a strange and angry individual, sir. Please refrain from posting angry rants. As was stated earlier, there is much to be found on the internet – like instructions on how to tie a noose to your ceiling fan and…

          • Robert Plant

            i don't think he sounded angry. just calling it like he saw it.

        • lol

          lol@ Derp, I'm glad someone else thinks the same. Most of the chivers only know how to comment with flattery to hot chicks or flaming someone with an alternative opinion.

          • The Chivery

            Of course. That's what being a Chiver is all about. Chive on!

          • Red

            this.

          • Robert Plant

            agree. they're a bunch of faggots.

          • b-ry

            i know. they should grow out of it when they move out of their mom's basements.

          • Foosbah

            2nded.

          • Phondo

            Agree.

        • toby

          FINALLY people are realizing how pathetic this site and the chivers are. Its not that the pics are bad but the way the losers comment is pathetic. Say anything true or againsts the whores or the site and they get their panties in a bunch instantly. Say anything obvious and you are branded a troll coz they dont have the brains for a better argument.

          PS.- Am NOT a redditer ,used to like this site before it got pathetic.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

            Someone made you say that was your name didn't they? (I think I'm going to post this every time I see you hating) Chive on douchebag! B)

            • Derp

              Wow. Racist much, Pat?

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

                Nothing to do with race, just the fact that he's a hater punk. Friend of yours? B)

                • thebadone

                  Did ur prison roommate/lover give you the name Pat ? Pat Pat Pat all night long eh.

    • Hater_Aid

      Speaking of ugly tattoos… #49

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        I've Said it before,beware of girls with a whole freakin' paragraph tattoo'd on em

    • hilighter

      Don't feel embarrassed for these girls. Sure they are degrading themselves and screaming for attention. You should feel more embarrassed for there parents, husband, brother, family, etc… (at least the ones that show their faces.) And those that dont show their faces maybe they have a bit of self-respect.

      Dont get me wrong, not ALL of these girls fit this category.

      But I like the #4 with the porn star tat and the note from her husband. Oh and the girl asking us to be gentle, HAHAH?

      In the end they are all very enjoyable to look at :).. Keep it up girls!

      • Alec

        no idea why you had positive rating on this comment, so i took it down to 0 🙂

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

        Isn't there a military funeral you should be protesting with signs about who God hates? Have a nice day!:)

        • love sluts

          hey pat when is your daughter gunna submit her tits?

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

            Nice comment anonymous chicken-shit punk. And truth be told, I have been and will continue to raise her to learn to make her own decisions. So I can't answer that one way or another. Sorry you're a tool. Have a nice day! B)

            • Derp

              Pat, no disrespect but I hope you raise her to be confident in herself and to know that she has value and doesn't need to look to others for validation. If you do that, you'll never have to worry about her submitting pictures like these.

              • b-ry

                yep. 'cause god knows the chivette's fathers never taught them that.

            • punisher

              I hope she never submits her pics anywhere ,she looks ugly ,will grow up to be a minger definitely.

    • its_forge

      The DOOOOOOOOOR >>>>> IS THAT WAY PLEASE USE IT.

    • Regular Dude

      Who do you know who doesn't like attention. I wish I looked good enough to post for the chivettes out there. I would like to be told I was desired. Why does wanting attention make you a whore? This isn't a woman seeks man website, I doubt these women would want to sleep with 99% of us. And also, You just scrolled through an entire gallery of scantily clad women, if you are cut from such a high moral cloth, what the hell did you even click in for.

      • GET A BRAIN

        people who constantly need to be told they're desirable are extremely insecure.

        • b-ry

          people need to be told this? god, the chivers are stupid.

    • Charlie

      I agree, it's basically soft porn except the girls don't get paid for it

      • NFRG

        which makes it even lamer.

    • LIBO

      easy dude the female body is a beautiful thing and should be appreciated these girls aren't kissing or playing with other girls there not even naked you just need to relax and look in the mirror at the real attention whore. its ok to be a dick but i don't get the need to tell everyone. also i like the regular girls just as much as the really hot ones. it's cool buddy you'll grow up one day.

    • Franklin

      Pot. Kettle. Black.

      javascript: hideMsgBox();

      • Franklin

        This was supposed to be a poll…

  • Peep

    Lovin the #4! Sexxxy!

  • Kmac

    Awesome post!!!!

  • a chiver

    #11, #33, #65

    Hugh Hefner – Didn't adopt the internet when he should have, photo shops too much

    John Resig – Pretty much owns the net, doesn't photo shop the women because reality is so much better

    the playmates do get naked i admit but I can find that anywhere these nowadays. my crystal ball tells me John will be wearing that robe in a few years.

    • lilbabyjebus

      new to the internet eh? no worries, you'll figure it out soon, but stop kissing ass so much, it makes for a shitty life.

      • b-ry

        this.

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