A s^&* load of signs full of “WTF” (40 Photos)

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  • Tim

    #9 No Hippies at the strip club?!? Could my dreams really be coming true?

    • JBNZ

      It's cos Wellington is awesome

    • aaron

      FUCKN AYYEE!!!! WELLINGTON! we made it lol

      • Bradster

        So there's sheep shearing inside?

        • Awesome

          There is sheep something inside….

      • simon

        rockin Welly on the Chive!!

    • Guest Commenter

      Rib? That's a vacancy?

  • Derpaderp

    #9 I guess all that wild bush growing in the dancers nether-regions was hurting business.

  • max

    poop

    • ace

      i agree

  • ace

    WHAT A DILEMMA! #4

    • confused driver

      I recognize it – the median strip and no left turn sign are later additions – but I laughed out loud the first time I saw it too.

  • Anonymous

    Uhmm what’s a “live mullet” #33

  • http://www.facebook.com/iDoodleManila Photo Booth

    #19 save even more LOL!

    • Gutterville

      its wallmart what do you expect

      • Honk

        i worked at wal-mart for three years in college and this shit happened all the time. I'm surprised there isn't an entire website dedicated to incorrect price points

  • Facepuncher

    #35 Drunk math are hard! #40 Who is this 'Bob' you are speaking of?

    • lovehaight88

      battery operated boyfriend

      • rodrocks

        Clever girl!!!

    • 6655321

      Bob from Twin Peaks.

    • Underhill

      The question is ''What About Bob?'' Yes, that Bob.

  • that guy

    #30 Every Nerds dream destination.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Ummm say what now?

    • Fasteddy14

      You must be thinking of Whore Island…

  • Mike

    #37 I drive by that sign all the time driving from Chicago to Milwaukee. Bout time it made it to the Chive.

    • Guilded Bong

      stuff like this you see everyday just slip by. I remember 20 years ago thinking that sign was funny but never thought to put it on the chive. Time to visit Bong again I guess….lol.

    • Garth

      represent sconnie nation!!!

    • ROK247

      richard bong was a wwII flying ace who kicked 18 kinds of ass in the skies over the pacific. he was from poplar, wi

      • rodrocks

        Great Name…Dick Bong!

    • Yo Mamma

      I've been meaning to take a picture of it to send it in but, yup, I'm lazy

      • https://www.facebook.com/justinsargood1 Justin Sargood

        At least he's honest

        • jimmy p

          actually just got done camping there 4th of july weekend, its a really nice place. rangers are dicks though!

          • Hich

            Doesn't surprise me. Starting to wonder how many other Chivers I pass on my daily commute. Chive on, 'Sconnie!

  • Just Sayin'

    #17 Himachal Handicraft….because everyone needs a "hand" to exhibit their cum.

    • kashakesh

      Yeah, I know – funny in American English. They use out-of-favor words like this a lot – x cum y really just x and y or x also doubling as y – so, this handicraft fair is also a sale simultaneously…

  • boss

    why do we all laugh at #8 and we dont all laugh at religious people.. THIS IS WHAT THEY BELIEVE!

    • jbpop

      But not all of them are trying to scare you into going to church. Let them believe what they want as long as they leave the rest of us alone.

      • Gay

        But they aren't leaving us alone. Surely you've heard of the Religious Right?

        • Paul

          No, but I have heard of the 1st Amendment

      • Mr. Loaf

        No. Don't let them believe that crap. It makes them start thinking that they shouldn't leave the rest of us alone.

    • liberty

      I laugh heartily at religious people.

      • Paul Tassi

        The 11 Most Overrated Things Of The Decade, 11 New Atheism

        With religion the reason (or the excuse) for everything from 9/11 to the Tea Party, God has seen better decades. So, just as it was cool in the nineties to come out as gay, it was cool in the 2000s (especially for really smart people) to adopt another once-scandalous lifestyle choice: atheism. The non-believers were inspired by such prophets as Christopher Hitchens (who devised the term “the new atheism”) and Richard Dawkins. Hitchens’ book God is not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything was (as you might guess) an attack on religion, justifying the author’s own passionate atheism. This is like complaining against the management of the Elvis Presley Fan Club, and hence concluding that Elvis didn’t really exist.

        Dawkins’ book The God Delusion at least spends some time arguing why God doesn’t exist, based mainly on Charles Darwin’s theories. Darwin would probably be surprised that atheists talk about him so much, because he himself was not an atheist. Sure, there’s good reason to criticize religion and promote science… but exactly how does that prove that God doesn’t exist? The new atheism might be cool, but it makes about as much sense as… as… well, religion.

    • JDF

      I dont know…but Im fairly certain Ive seen this sign on Interstate 20 in Texas. I used to laugh at it all the time. Still cracks me up.

    • Johnny

      The sign is on I65 between Birmingham and Montgomery. And for the record most Southerns I know cringe at how crazy it is.

      • Paul

        Johnny, had you ever seen when they had the little devil and the little man on the waterwheel?

        It used to look like the devil was chasing him. It's gone now but when that was there it put this sign to shame.

    • Paul

      I live in Montgomery, Al. This sign is along I-65 which runs from Mobile to Birmingham. It's about 5-10 miles from a giant confederate flag. Welcome to the south.

    • http://www.facebook.com/seannyfleming Sean Fleming

      when i moved to alabama and saw this sign, i couldnt stop laughing!!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #30 yup, we all read it without the "i" in the middle. dirty dirty minds we have

    • murph

      looks like that second "i" has been ripped off more than a few times

  • Capitalsfan74

    #30 That sign is begging to be vandalized.

    • Kel

      You can tell it has been before! Look, one of the i’s is newer than the rest of the letters.

    • TitoRigatoni

      Looks like it has been vandalized, and the second "i" has been replaced.

      • Fasteddy14

        Something tells me that second "I" gets scraped off at least once per week…

  • yuri

    #4 my mind is boggled

    • Paul

      Inception!

  • ANDER

    some more incredible photos
    http://www.titsalbum.blogspot.com
    thank you

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Lemme guess….Virus?

  • bubblerider86

    #36 because without the bread it's not worth the trip…..it's that damn good, eh?

    • http://twitter.com/AlissaLee17 @AlissaLee17

      Hot Pizz! This is Washington, PA for ya. 😛

  • crazydog

    #14 did I have a blood vessel to my brain explode overnight or does the writing on this sign make zero sense?

    • tralfaz

      It sign do sense clear.

    • liberty

      "Never another building on do not get rid." My brain hurts.

      • Fasteddy14

        Homer Simpson said it best…"I think I brain my hurt…"

    • crazydog

      It's like reading posts in yoda's diary each time he did shrooms…

  • fibonacci5150

    #27 perfect form! Glad I talked myself out of this

    • Droog

      They have those in every Jimmy Johns men's rest room.

      • snowboardstud911

        I work at Jimmy John's. I see this goddamn sign every day of my life. Pretty sure it means please sit while you pee…. Never.

        • mrsharrisonford

          It does mean that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

    #18
    Good food BTW, awesome brisket & fried pickles. (Coleslaw's not the best.)

    Bonus joke, Biemer's slogan is "Meat this good don't need no sauce."

    • lowdown

      nice, is this in Lawrence, KS?

      • kansas

        Sure is, home of the JAYHAWKS legggooooo

  • mali_sapun

    #24 Paranormal activity 3?

  • Cavall

    #6 eh, Id try one.

    • Tyler

      They are ripping people off. I've never paid more than $5 for ass cookies.

  • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat

    #21 Nice.

    • snoobs89

      what is funny about this picture? i onestly spent a good 10 seconds staring think "am i missing somethign here?"

      • The_Dood

        It's a steamer… from Cleveland. That is all.

    • Anon

      Yeah, I see nothing funny.

      • Stevo

        Cleveland Steamer.

        jesus, try harder next time, or maybe just try.

    • snoobs89

      cleveland steamer…

      Now i see.

    • the elusive

      yes, brilliant

    • Jaywalk

      Yes! My pic, had to explain to all my coworkers why I was laughing so hard haha

    • Major Rocker

      This pic made me lol.

    • sunshinerockstar30

      According to Urban Dictionary:
      "The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

  • Flargen

    #17 Handicraft is right.

  • Glitched

    #40 I am just glad i don't know a BOB that would warrant this sign

    • See What

      @Bob… I see what you did there.

    • Underhill

      Think of B F'n Murray in the movies. As in ''What About . . .''.

  • Lico

    Hell yes! I submitted #27 lol its at a jimmy johns my friend works at

    • Charles

      it's in EVERY Jimmy Johns bathroom. that is all.

    • DutchChiveFan

      So why is this sign in German? Wish I had that accuracy and power, being over 40. 😉

      • Droog

        Good question, but i don't know I'll ask next time I'm at one

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