Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

  • DanFromDetroit

    Early DAR! yeah #43

    • Wilson

      Are you guys accepting semi-duck faces if they wear chive shirts?

      • whatwasitagain?

        Its a Duck FACE!!! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • careful now

      Uhhhh, sir… I believe that to be a MAN!

    • Paul

      quack quack

    • absolutcarcrazy

      Very cute. Why the sad face?

    • sean


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=669440656 Steve Shaw

      I think she needs to lay off the make up. Probably looks better without… maybe that's just personal preference.

      • keepinitreal

        I was thinking the same thing about her clothes…

    • Lotus

      The Chive sneaks an ad into the DAR and it's your favorite? Is the Chive paying you or do you just like kissing ass?

      • DanFromDetroit

        Or maybe I like it because my wife bought the same shirt a few weeks ago & I think it's cool – did someone whiz in your cornflakes or something

    • crashfest

      looks like a blond megan fox.

  • Jason Dean

    Thank god. Now my day can continue. DAR – I'm nothing without you.

    • Radis

      She is very awful !
      Natural rocks ! And that is even not artificial ! That's alien.
      My humble opinion.

  • scaggamuffin

    #19 On you go Harry.

    • Dick

      He is probably wondering when she will grow some tits

      • LukeSkywalker

        I'd be wondering when she's gonna grow her hair back (not that she looks bad without it, she just looks 5 times better with it).

    • Godrick

      Forty points for Gryffindor!

    • GFK

      I guess even lil gay dudes like tits

    • carucha

      Son putas Harry…

  • http://www.facebook.com/the.skid1 Jesse Skidmore

    Early DAR. Fuck yeah!

    • Stan Lee

      Overexcited idiot with nothing to say, but likes seeing his own stupid post. Fuck yeah!

  • poptart

    #10 Ultimate recognition.

    • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

      give me a good giggle too 😉

      • Manners First

        I'm sure he would if you say, 'please'.

        • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

          was supposed to say "gave"… oops!

          • DCMOFO

            That just made my day!!
            Things I would do for one night with Erin # 67:
            Explain to my parents what a "Cleveland Steamer" is.

            • absolutcarcrazy

              When will your book hit the stores?

    • Captlazarus

      Subtle way of saying "step up the comments game"?
      Challenge accepted.

    • snoobs89

      i think 'best comments of the week' should be a new weekly post.

    • The_Dood

      That is some KILLER beer she has there!
      P.S. I noticed that it was cold in there before I even saw the bottle so don't start with the know how I know crap…

    • JFrost

      I must admit, I've been itching for an opportunity to use that in conversation all week

  • yuri

    #1 welcome to 'murica

    • ROK247

      thats the mega size frosty they have on the back. AWESOME

      • -=FKD=- Det88olds

        and the picture has been photoshoped

    • -=FKD=- Det88olds

      I saw these guys on Friday nigth coming home from work did not have my phone to take a picture. At least I know I have some east side detroit chivers

  • Patrick

    #27 You sir a lucky man

    • ROK247

      so you're saying i have your permission to enjoy your wife and her friend? well in honor of our new friendship, i cannot refuse, good sir.

    • absolutcarcrazy

      Agreed! Internet High-five.

    • TCUchiver

      green one gets my vote

    • TylerV

      "Three's a party honey"- can be the worst/best thing you'll ever say to your wife. Good Luck Sir!

    • John T.


  • Doofenshmirtz

    Wow! Early today….
    #11 – Like a Boss…
    #14, #48 For the Win!

    • jason_in_pc

      #48 suction is such a good thing and on many levels!

      • Catch

        She might as well not be wearing clothes. They aren't hiding anything whatsoever.

    • Hater_Aid

      #14 Readhead x Ugly Tats + paragraph tat = Stay the F away


      • Master_Rahl

        … but I bet she would rock your world like never before (or again)

      • DWD

        Whhhat? Send that bitch MY WAY. I'll read her crazy ass tatoos and everything.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        I've said it before,paragraph tats=the crazies.Don't get me wrong,I'd still tap that,just not at my place!

    • Ferb

      You should try saying something besides "FTW" and "like a boss" you mindless idiot. Always the same from you, quit wasting funny space

  • kazyctn

    #46 – American by far…

    • LaLakers2408


    • Sharkman

      American or National? YES!

    • haha

      what about the all natural league?

      • sparky

        that was five years ago

    • Matt

      See this is tough because the best one is the blonde national leaguer, but if its as a group you go american.

      • zdrake13

        no. jenny finch is not better than kate upton.

        • stonyjoe

          or erin andrews

    • Hippodrome

      I could use some Inter-League Play!!

    • Greg

      Erin Andrews and Kate Upton FTW have to go with American sorry Jennie.

      #47 Even though Kate is wearing Yankees gear still amazing.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches


    • Jason

      I vote AL for this fantasy league of hotties out of my league… but i have to go with the NL for real baseball though (go Cardinals!)

    • Coastie

      This right here is the first valid argument for INTERLEAGUE play I have ever seen.

    • Doc

      I prefer sports over baseball.

      • Patricio

        …and I prefer my foot in your ass.

    • Scuba Steve

      IS that Erin Andrews on the left?

  • Shawn

    its bacon!!!!!!!!! #4

    • Is it Bacon?

      Thanks for clearing that up bro!

    • cook


      • Jak

        Yeah! What the hell is he doing?! If he doesn't want to actually cook then he needs to get a gf or a maid.

    • elisa

      its epic meal time :3

  • Gary

    #46 sexy league

    • Jay

      National, if only for the fact the tight white pants look great on them.

      • SambaCachapa

        good cause ill take anything

        • sexualniner

          lol starsky

    • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

      I saw these ladies at the airport a few weeks ago….the photo tells no lies…they were smoking hot

  • MovieMaker13

    Royal Gappage #12

    • mickdeck

      God save the gap

    • boatdrinks4u2

      I hope he just destroys that every night!

      • Slappy McGee

        That's kind of a weird thing to say…

      • ZachBob

        if he doesn't, i gladly will.

    • raptor5150

      She is soooooo hot.

      • northerner

        In a Princessly way…of course. Dear Lord, she's lovely…

    • JFrost

      I've never given two shits about them… until now

    • http://www.facebook.com/chappysohappy Chappell Anderson

      damnit so close..

  • yuri

    #8 and nice try kid

    • Monk

      Seems to be working…

      • Blumpkin

        They're lining up! Future sex offender right there

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

    Let me play you the song of my people.

    • Dude

      #6 but there's no cure for herpes

  • Gary

    well thats enjoyable 😛

    • I dunno either

      Bahahaha SOOOOO True!

  • laxcat36

    #37 Sexy sax man? (still one of the funniest videos ever featured on the chive).

  • http://twitter.com/robotinside @robotinside

    #42 #43 Needs her own full Chivette offering.

    • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

      Hell to the YES on that one. She's a babe!

      • ummm no

        more like a dude….i mean babe…i think….cock check please

        • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

          The slope of the shoulders suggest femininity, some men do have very feminine features though. I vote she's a woman though.

          • ChiverMeTimbers

            Ummm…I dont know…Ive seen some convincing trannies (DONT ASK). Some Red Flags…1. VERY Heavy Make up. She seems like she would be naturally pretty so whats the point of the pancake? 2. Maybe just a shadow, but in pic 2…Slight Adams Apple? I dont want to come across as an Asshole, and I accept criticism, but I can see "ummm no"s point as well.

            • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

              Yeeaah…I'm still a little skeptical. Even with several retakes at the pics. I guess we'll never know unless there are more pick to prove the point…She is beautiful though..whether born male or not.

              • JROC

                tranny or not i call her butt hole

                • dub

                  I'm sure she/he has a preferred monicker than "butt hole"

                • http://www.theanisette.com Daris

                  Laughed so hard when I read this. JROC just earned a "Hey everybody, come here, you gotta read this shit!!" yell from me to fellow office-jockey Chivers over cubicle walls. Screaming with laughter bro.

                • hMMMM

                  I don't know…what happens if "she" has the DEEP voice? Would you still do it while listening to manly groans???

                • dont care either or

                  ok I call the pie hole then

            • Hannah

              hmm.. she's very much a woman.. this i know.

      • Alec

        ya she is.. those eyes..

      • that guy

        if LG gives her a recommendation it has to happen…otherwise 48 kittens will spontaneously combust

        • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

          Then Chivette of the Week she must be. To spare the kittens, yanno'?

      • Hannah

        Thankyou Lauren. I have a huge girl crush on you (no homo..i think?) Just kiddin, but really though you're lovely

    • ROK247

      MAKE IT SO!

    • AtothaB

      Looks hot as hell to me.

      • Alec

        agreed. I don't even see how this was a question? Don't even need to take any clothes off, just let us see a smile. Although I would like to stress that taking clothes off never hurts.

    • theoceanbeauty

      You should see her without make up.

      • awwhell

        cock check on "oceanbeauty"

    • http://twitter.com/patrickc1981 @patrickc1981

      Agreed, she's stunning. Bet she looks better with a smile, and I'd like to see it. Keep my morale up and all. 🙂

  • Shawn

    #32 haha 😛

    • laurenbarkume

      Get it at http://www.seibei.com ! The designer is my friend- and has more awesomeness there too.

  • jerkstore_

    #36 easier to buy new clothes.

  • Nicky b

    My heart says National league, but damn my eyes say American! #46, #47

    • BaseballRube

      #46 Odd, my heart says American, but my **** says Jennie Finch!

      • ????

        while my heart and eyes argued my boner said #48

    • absolutcarcrazy

      Good B/C I'll take anything……

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      my heart says National but my brain says I really wanna eat food

    • yegs

      hows Interleague?

      • talkinbaseball

        that would be awesome !!!!

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #36 holy shit i did this yesterday….

    i lied to everybody and just said i own a mobile dry clean business…


  • thatis all

    #21 Paula

    • Chazz B

      got the lols out of me

    • ...


  • ChiverMeTimbers

    #48 Sexier than Naked

    • Farmy75

      cat damn i just fell in the floor!!

    • MacNCheesePro

      This is the woman equivalent of a man's bathing suit shrink wrapping his junk coming out of the water. Except she'll get positive looks rather than "perv alert" looks.

  • jetrome

    #30 NOOO!!
    #40 DOUBLE NOOO!! WHY??

    • mike

      All Duck Faces must hang.

      • jetrome

        by hooks through their lips

    • TCUchiver

      this picture actually scared me. I was scrolling so slow and smiling then this popped up and I bounced back "WTF?!"

    • Dazilla

      burn em with fire.

    • HUH?

      im sorry, but i actually want to punch 30 in the face. "look, im a little doll!" punch punch punch, no you are not!!!

    • http://twitter.com/#!/gfeinberg86 GreyGhost9


  • Intensemasterdebater

    #8 Science Fair sponsored by Pedobear

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