Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • pants


    • theederv

      Congratulations you giant cock

      • Spoony_Love

        damn, you made me jizz all over myself

        • chive representative

          fuck off! you're midgets! dirty fucker midgets! from bloody cocking hell! so just fuckoff!

          • tralfaz

            That was intelligent.

  • Phil


    • BigHate

      Don't feed the troll

      • pants

        but i am hungry 😦

        • garbage

          dont feed the other troll

      • Meh

        It's not even really a good troll, just annoying.

  • n1ghtstalker

    #5 A facepalm is all that can be done when you know your friend has just lost his job by posing for the picture!

    • Alister

      thats in new zealand, he probably got a raise.

      • http://ninjaswearblack.com Andrew

        And being New Zealand I would suspect the other guy is simply hiding a very large grin.

    • tralfaz

      The're filming Beverly Hills Cop New Zealand Edition, the guy with the girls is Rosewood and the bald guy is Taggart.

    • http://www.underthinkingit.com Azzy77

      Hahaha. I went to school with the Cop in the middle of all the girls. AFAIK he still has a job, That photo was taken in Dunedin where the cops are always in pictures with drunk uni kids, its like a rite of passage.
      Especially during O-week, or Hyde Street Keg Party.

  • Silentrob

    Where is #2, that is amazing!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000045240997 Stefan Dumitru

      It's in Greece, Monasteries of Meteora

    • kikiklas

      Isn't that Stans brothers place?

  • Tim

    #15 there is less of an urge to puke with the cami secret but i still could not hold it back…

  • MigraineBoy

    #10 She just doesn't get it, does she?

    • gimletmike

      He should have picked a blonde.

    • system_error

      probably not allowed to pic blondes for that very reason

  • waryee

    fellow chivers im in search of an old pic on here of a head shot of a girl on a bed with her hair all messed like she just had sex and she has a wide eye expression. please help if you remember the pic

    • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

      aha desperate fap request

    • theederv

      Thats basically described pretty much 90 percent of the photo's of women on the chive.

      • duke

        Also shows the kind of losers this site attracts now.

    • Lol

      Nice troll.

    • Matt

      I'll snap a picture of your mother next time.

      • jasgat

        Well played Matt

    • Brewdy

      I think this is the one you are thinking of:

      It is an awesome photo

      • Fasteddy14

        Wow I thought I was the only person with a photographic memory for smut!!! Well played sir… Well played…

        • Brewdy

          It's one of my special talents.

      • bob151

        That really is the picture I thought of when I read waryee's request. …awesome. Chive on, Brewdy.

    • wtf

      WHY are people such assholes on this site? A chiver asks a simple question that deserves a simple answer and all you people do is thumb him down – what for?
      It just goes to prove that all those who responded negatively are the leading assholes of this website!
      Thank you, Brewdy, for the answer!

      • theederv

        I appreciate what your saying, and in my defense, my response wasnt negative, just not helpful either. I shall be more tactful in future….thank you for pointing out the error in my ways! Have a great day fellow Chiver 🙂

  • ryan



    oh hurr hurr durr hurr

    fuckin' tools

    • Fishy

      Angry much?

  • Todd A

    #6 – If you take your top off, you can avoid those pesky tan lines.

    • lonin

      May as well lose the bottom too then.

    • GirlWatcher

      … and turn so you don't burn… hehehe

  • Randy

    #10 I keep watching and hoping the next time she'll fall for it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000829687118 Cedric Schlosser

      Me too, but she won't do.. Never -.-
      Or it's the worlds longest and most epic gif ever and after watching it for 100 times she will…

      • tralfaz

        134 to be exact.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000829687118 Cedric Schlosser

          Damn, stopped trying it after 129 times -.-

    • b-ry

      that's 'cause you're an idiot.

  • bbqboobs

    #5 They're just playing good cop, bad cop.

  • pottygob

    <insert random comment>

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      <insert foot into ass>

      • Eric Forman

        Dad is that you?

        • Red

          Yes, and you're still a dumbass!

    • chive sucks

      best (most intelligent) comment ever

      • Red

        on the chive? that ain't exactly difficult.

  • nzcrickethead

    # 5 NZ Cops.

  • http://www.thechive.com Ace Rimmer

    Dear NASA,
    Your mom thought I was big enough.

    • RiverDogs

      Since NASA's funding has been cut – Is this cat going to starve?

      • Justin Hall

        Cats only fly when wearing poptarts.

  • Cumplaint

    First you shitheads! Now start breaking bricks wet nips

    • Dagoth Wit

      The refresh button is your friend. How about commenting on a picture instead of doing this very tired shit. No one cares who posts first in a thread.

      • Cumplaint

        So I wasn't first? Oh ok, um I liked that one pic of that guy's bulge very menacing.

  • Dagoth Wit

    This mother fucker has been in EVERYTHING. How can you not like Phil Lamarr? #19

    • Dave

      This must've been before they shot him in the face.

    • Jimmy

      And his best role is Ollie Williams….

    • greasdupdeafguy

      he truly has been in everything. He was in my martini this morning! It was awkward…

  • move over

    "awe man i shot marvin in the face!"

    • afro

      why the fuck'd you do that?!?!

      • snoopdogg

        I dont know, maybe the car hit a bump or something… MUTHAFUCKIN' CAR DIDN'T HIT NO MUTHAFUCKIN' BUMP!!

    • nojoke420

      Every time my fingers touch brain I'm superfly TNT, I'm the guns of the Navarone

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        lol you guys beat me to it all 😉

      • thedude325

        I said wash your hands not wet 'em. I used the same soap you did an my rag didn't come out lookin like no maxi pad!!!

  • random guy

    #5 Attention whores and sluts ,they all must be Chivettes.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      what is it about summertime that brings forth so many trolls this season?

      • random guy

        trolls. people with differing opinions. i guess they're all the the same to you.

        • http://www.facebook.com/timothy.parrish3 Timothy Parrish

          No you're pretty much a troll..

          Chivettes do it just because they can.. Not to gain attention..

  • pat overton

    #15 Definitely a Chiver

    • JBNZ

      No, definitely a hipster douchebag

      • Droll

        Hipster douchebags can't be chivers?

        • Lexy

          Hipster douchebag=chiver/reddit fan………even the term "chiver" is ridiculously fuckin stupid. What fuckin kind of person says "I'm a chiver" fuck thats the lamest shit ever. Probably with no friends looking to fit in somewhere..just look at the pics and move on you homos

          • dubya

            God I wish they would put your comment at the top of every post as a warning label!………and if I ever see any of you dickweeds actually wearing a Chive branded t-shirt in public I will kick you square in the nuts. Worse than hipsters!

            • Foosbah

              THANK YOU! if i ever saw someone with one of those Chive shirts, i'd punt him in the nuts, and say "Chive on, douchebag".

  • cool moe d

    no spiderman? #4

    • Dagoth Wit

      These are DC superheroes.

    • darth obama

      They are all from dc
      Spiderman is from marvel

      • Wade Wilson

        …and is also hyphenated. Perhaps one day Google and the rest of the world will realise this.

        • Stan Lee

          That might be the nerdiest nit-picky thing Ive ever heard. Have fun masterbating to comic books at 42yrs old retardo

        • Slade Wilson


        • You are stupid

          Also it is spelled realize, you cock.

    • MAli

      spiderman is in marvel dumbass

      • zoot

        sure no one cares lol

        • b-ry

          only people with a life don't.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000829687118 Cedric Schlosser

    #10 Find this cutie..

    • random

      I`ll tap her booty

    • H.Manback

      She is even cuter with somewhat higher resolution…. http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=1595

      • bob151

        Thank you. I now know that her panties are red. Chive on, good sir.

    • Joe

      His name is Phillie Phanatic. You can find him at most MLB games in Philadelphia.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #7 now theres a mom to be reckoned with. win!

  • Darth Obama

    Dear #12,

    That would suck to have a cop stalker…

    • Guest Commenter

      Well played, Corrine.

  • snoobs89

    #8 that dog is the king

    • panama99

      Faster boy and I might feed you a treat

  • 5-0

    #1 is a beautiful thing to behold.

    • Ryan

      is a repost

      • Fishy

        your a repost

        • optimus chryme

          you mean "you're" im sure

          • Duh

            And YOU mean "I'm", I'm sure

            • b-ry

              heheh. you're sooo clever for a "special" person.

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