Dopamine dump (38 photos)

  • Damn it

    Now THIS is some good shit Chive.

    • Paulo

      I love the randomness of it.

    • equalizermax

      #36 Is that Steve Jobs (3rd Pic)?

    • Derp

      Yeah! Recycled and weeks after it was posted on other sites! Classic Chive, right there!

      • its_forge

        You…. don't actually think we really give even the tiniest scintilla of a miniscule fuck, do you?

        • Lotus

          I only care if they've been posted on this site before. I counted at least 5 that have been recycled which actually is pretty good for the Chive nowadays. Sad.

          • its_forge

            Well that's valid I guess. Playboy Magazine, back in the day, used to publish every issue with a number of tiny stars in the "P" on the front cover. The number of stars equaled the number of articles and pictorials that were reprinted from earlier issues. If it's good enough for a class-A publication like Playboy was in the 70s, it's good enough for TheCHIVE.

  • maxis

    #17 …Lady Gaga?

    • Paulo


    • krusherX

      Anyone else thought of Mr Burns saying "release the hounds smitters…"?


    Is that a cardboard cutout?

    • Paulo

      The ultimate hover hand.

    • Not winning

      Like an employee!

      • not like a boss

        very poor attempt at the "like a boss" comment. meh

        • Sarcasm

          Thanks for you expert opinion, I see your comment was definitely way more thought out and far more entertaining.

    • oX_Animal_Xo

      I thought photoshop myself…

      • myragehush

        Me too. It being a cardboard cutout is possible too though.

    • Fasteddy14

      Wait a minute that ass is not to scale! It would be at least three times as big…

    • bunedoggle

      Seems legit.

    • bedoli

      Well spotted, sir. I didn't stay too long looking at the photo because it annoyed me so much. Now, I stare and love.

    • Just Sayin'

      It's a fair attempt at photoshop

      • TitoRigatoni

        Looking at the pointed curves of her butt and elbow, I'd say your rating of "fair" was somewhat generous.

    • antrid

      That or he has more money than god

    • Guibombe

      The boy cardboard cutout is very realistic.


    #26 edible?

    • lolz yer a dick

      They're all edible my friend.

  • hMMMM


    • SweetAwesomeness


    • asdasd

      Sharpen spear little one, don't forget my son
      make enough for each one

  • Taynk

    #35 When you see it…..

    • Lazy Fucker

      Just tell me damn it

      • Kyle White

        The freaking dude on the back row in the scream mask. Lol.

        • Lazy Fucker

          BAA HAA – thanks man. I suck at these "when you see it you'll shit yourself" games.

      • Paulo

        Apparently, Ghostface Killer makes his own theme music.

      • Guessing I'm a guest

        You are not I guess you really don't want to know

      • guy

        you might " scream"

    • Chris Hood

      No mention of Pig Boy (in the rear, right side of pic)?

  • Coldzilla

    Yeah thats a whole lotta WTF right there……..

  • Jimm Pratley

    #16 Best use cardboard. Ever

    • hMMMM

      Summer vacation, huh?

    • Felicia

      her cutout probably has more personality than she does.

  • mattythegooch

    #10 – Fuck it, I'm on salary!! ( YEP!! )

    • Gutterville

      comedy gold right there

  • Anjin-San

    whi's #6?
    She's hot

    • Paulo

      Nicola McLean
      Get your creep on.

    • YorkieTyke

      That's former page 3 girl Nicola McLean

    • captainobvious

      I kinda like her "OH face" … lots of good pics on google, too!

  • The_Dude_

    #37 I know Al we have about 3 more hours until DAR posts

    • Hero

      A true American hero.

      • Takingbackcider

        When is TheChive gonna do an Al Fucking Bundy T-shirt?? I'd (try) to buy one.Even tho it will always be sold out!

        • its_forge

          I don't think they want to hassle with the rights and permissions and the goddamn licensing people, oh my GOD you have NO IDEA.

      • Ziggy

        The older I get, the more I appreciate Al Bundy. I do this at my job daily.

        • Stuart Dongo

          You don't chive @ work?

  • bettingonthecubs

    #16 who hoverhands a cardboard cutout?

    • Herb

      Same type losers that can't win a world series in nearly 100 years! I'll take your bet.

      • bettingonthecubs

        I bet $100,000 cubs don't win the world series this year.

    • losingyourbetagain

      don't think that's cardboard, think it's just 'shop.

  • Cyberfunker

    #7 Freddy Krueger (left) and his girl/boyfriend before the Nightmare movies.

    • Hippodrome

      I thought it was Boy George, no?

      • Cyberfunker

        Wohh…they both the same person. No wonder Culture Club gave me that creepy feeling.

    • medude

      reminds me of aphex twin videos

  • metalcool36

    #7…… That cannot be unseen o.O

    • Captlazarus

      This was difficult to masturbate to.

    • duh

      Holy shit! After seeing this let me go back and use that Tubgirl post as a palette cleanser…

    • DaddyD

      I've been praying that this is 'shopped.

      • metalcool36

        Unfortunately, I don't think it is -.-

  • jrodazz86

    Who is #6 ?

  • Nefertitiz

    I don't get #37 though it seems awesome.

    • Pani Booyah

      I think in this episode his kids spy on him for some reason, and basically they see him spend the whole working day with his head buried in his hand. Greatest American sitcom ever

    • Master Rahl

      Ahhh, the classic Al Bundy arriving at work (shoe store), weeping about miserable life while on the clock, pausing the weeping to get a time check, continue weeping.

    • Um, what?

      It's Al effin Bundy. Check out Married with Children on Netflix.

    • Pat Overton

      This is almost as good as good as his arrival at home to the statement, "Ah, home crap home." B)

  • Pat

    #9 Beer Bong… you're doing it wrong!
    *Bet the view is good*

    • TitoRigatoni

      I think that's a Keg Stand, not a Beer Bong.
      In any case, I think he is absolutely doing it right!

      • Pat

        I thought of Keg stand the second I hit submit…. *hides head in shame*

  • Josh Gorter

    #1 Stop staring at my soul dog.

    • anonony

      tv is unplugged

    • What

      What is a "soul dog?"

      • Dutch

        A "soul man's" best friend.

        • What

          Quite well played, indeed.

  • Ferret

    Does #20 exist? When do they televise this on the Ocho?

    • Burgundy

      ESPN 8, the OCHO.

      • pekito

        If its almost a sport, we got it!

    • WorcesterStateHiyooo

      FACT: Assumption Girls are excellent knob polishers.

  • Boooger

    Why is there a picture on the tv when it is unplugged?

    • liberty

      OH MY GOD you're good…

    • drewdeze

      wow, i didnt even notice that

    • Atom Agoy

      That's why the dog is scared, Duh!

    • its_forge

      It's plugged into the next outlet over that way <<<<

  • Kyle

    Someone should really tell the guy in #34 to turn around.

    • Anyway

      He is already dead.

      • Dick LeGrande


    • stress_fetish

      those are just the ones they want us to see.

    • JILO

      That's not ninja ! Simply ghost's reflection.
      Ninjas are the true unique invisible things in every world.
      Doc told me.

  • asdasd

    You know, as much as I think she's hot, I kinda thought she wouldn't be cool with stuff like that.
    Can't really blame her either…

    • Benton McGrath

      It would get old after a while, but this still made me lol.

    • august west

      also why she dropped out. Tried to have a relatively normal college life, bitches wouldn't let her.

      • Felicia

        poor thing.

      • DaddyD

        Maybe. Brown has educated a ton of celebrities and most of them made it through okay.

    • ben

      If only it were a true story, it'd be even better.

    • black27696

      You wanted to be an actress. This is the fallout of being an actress, and you probably grew up without going through the trials that normal people do in high school / middle school. Fuck you, take your millions, and live with it. I have to fix every relative's computer because I'm in IT, welcome to the world.

    • Pat Overton

      In the words of Krusty the Klown, "You can call me 'Ray, or you can call me 'Jay'…..ugh. That was funny for about three seconds!"

    • some rando

      i go to brown and i can tell you that it's not true…

  • saltygary

    #13 This is becoming an old wives tale. Just like in elementary school when everyone knew of the girl that got the frozen hot dog stuck up her snizz.

    • Benton McGrath

      What? You knew her too??

  • HUH?

    #34 clearly not real ninjas, unless you are using some magical ninja-finding camera

  • HUH?

    #20 where do i sign up to be the test dummy?

    • Kenny

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