Everything on the internet is true (27 photos)

  • Z_b

    #5 Sincerely, The Chive.

    • Z_b

      Bah pics got kinda fucked up 😦 #21 was #5 when i first checked..

    • ROK247

      better than no hand job.



      • davidm

        Life didn't say you were the one getting the hand job.

        • Fasteddy14


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1050407326 Bart van den Elshout


    • Yuri

      Oh no u didn't…

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1050407326 Bart van den Elshout

        I did… It was in fact my first ever comment on the Chive so considered that way its not too bad, or is it?

        • Honk


        • Yuri

          in the case that u won't die u try to be more creative next time

  • al15

    #27 FTW

    • AnyoneForCoffee


    • schmiellson

      happy beatles day to all

    • Adam

      I was smiling at all the pictures until this one. I'm not a huge fan but i was surprised by the way my demeanour changed at seeing this. Good pic.

      • Birdhaus32

        Totally agree. Great pic, total buzz kill

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

        My feelings exactly. Well said Adam! B)

    • black27696

      What's the big deal? It's a picture of Paul Cole with some guys walking in front of the camera.

    • Ziggy

      I thought Paul died years ago. 🙂 Isn't Paul McCartney really an imposter?

    • BGP

      Hate to be a buzz kill, but I don't think the ghosts of John and George should have shadows. Cool pic otherwise, i'm a huge Beatles fan. Just picking out this slight flaw. Sorry.

      • Mr. Loaf

        How do you know ghosts don't have shadows?

        • BGP


    • JFrost

      Gave me goosebumps

    • Guest

      no its not a win that 2 beatles are dead, its actually really sad and im sorry that you are so ignorant as to call this a win.

      • kiwiflash

        Fuck off ya whiny cunt, he was saying it's a very clever pic, not that the death of both of them is a good thing. Who the hell fucked you in the ass this morning and made you all cranky?

  • http://www.facebook.com/mattpeace Matthew Dj-Diesel Baron

    #13 that is awesome right there

    • Shawn

      it's on a building in Zurich, Switzerland 😉

      • flow1

        it's an artwork from peter fischli/david weiss

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1050407326 Bart van den Elshout

    Sorry for trolling, serious go now:

    #34 Into the Wild, best movie ever!

    • jadeus

      Love it 🙂

    • Frank

      "I don't want a career. I want to go to Alaska, with no idea how to survive off the land, and starve to death in a bus."

      • Im right

        Actually he died from a poisonous berry

        • Frank

          My comment was based on fact.

          Your comment is based on what Sean Penn wrote into a movie to make the guy look like less of a retard. Try not to believe everything you see in movies, doing so is called: Being Naive.

          He starved to death. Because he was a fool.

  • Damn it

    F You #15

    • http://www.facebook.com/adamharahuc Adam Harahuc

      I know. WTF is this??

    • DamianG

      The one that always gets me is the tongue one. :

      • max

        hahaah…same here….i don't really know if my tong is confortable

    • Shak

      You are now aware that when you close your eyes to rest, your eye globe will still be pretty much awake.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      doesn't work on me. I remain blissfully unaware

  • Fishy

    #6 That's F'n funny

    • Expereicned Raper

      Also, really dumb.

    • Johnny


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1050407326 Bart van den Elshout

    Photo's moved in order,

    Into the Wild is now #19

    • Dirty Dingus

      Didn't want career……dies in bus from eating poison berries.

      • jadeus

        that's not the point you douche

        • Frank

          Coles notes form of McCandless.

          "Yay! I know nothing about how to survive the in wilderness….. map and compass? No way! I'm too idealistic for the most basic of survival tools."

          "Might be time to get out of here, so as I don't die from my ignorance.
          Uh oh the river is impassable? I Wonder if that map I didn't bring could have shown me the bridge 1/4 mile away?
          Naww…. it's fine, my ideals will still keep me alive."

          "Hmmm I'm finding it hard to eat my ideals whilst starving to death in a bus."

          Starves to death in a bus.

          Yeah, the point is that he committed suicide. No one should feel sorry for him.

          • rusty

            The point in why his life should be celebrated is that he ACTUALLY lived for his ideals, unlike the rest of us who just wander about aimlessly waiting to die. He made a purpose for himself and did what the majority of us are too scared to do, he defied modern times and said no to conformity. Fuck off if your some kind of rationalist who can't respect him becuase you are too scared to do anything worth while with your life.

            • Frank

              Righhhhhht. The guy was a fucking messiah.

              The only reason anyone thinks that is because with his death was born profitability, and you bought into the Disney tale created by those who knew him, and those who didn't, that are searching for meaning into his actions for going and killing himself doing something so foolish.

              If your idea of making a purpose out of your life is tantamount to suicide, count me out. I have immensely more fulfilling things to do with my life.

              • The Foley

                The guy went to the woods and fucking died with seemingly no regards for the people that cared about him. That launches him straight into 'Douche' status.

        • Dude

          It is the point…the guy was an ass. He gives up money and material possessions and then spends the entire movie bumming money from people that have a job and money so he can get to Alaska and die like an idiot because he thought nature was like the Disney movies he grew up with. Where birds sing and help you dress in the morning and a bear is your friend. This guy should not be put on a pedestal but judged.

    • hMMMM

      Mr. Alexander Supertramp. It wasn't the best movie ever, but it was a pretty damn good flick.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545403343 Ryan White

      maybe you should #1

      • Frank

        Naw, it's not as romantic to people if you don't ditch your friends to go starve to death in a bus.

  • StuScottsLeft Eye

    I wish #5 was true…I see no problem with dry handys

    • peanut3603

      You will once you get outta high school.

      • JBNZ

        Depends whether you're chopped or not

  • DerJöe


    • DerJeö

      ahh wrong picture. Its

  • Anjin-san

    u son of a bitch…

  • deleted7956721

    #21 and #22 True story:)

    • Overrated

      Any Warhol was basically the Chiver who reposts "MOAR" and "Find Her" on every single thread and gets thumbs up.

      • Once I saw a blimp

        Exactly! That's pretty much what Warhol wanted to express with his "art" – 'MOAR' of everything that is pretty, simple, and easy. It was far more social cometary than it "pretty pictures". I think Warhol would have given you a thumb up.

    • Clique

      Fuck off. Cunt.

      • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

        Orly….. I fail to notice what I said that pissed you off so dearly that you feel like you must stalk my posts and troll each one with a pathetic one liner, attempting to make me angry? Your plan is not working and only goes to show how you truly are an asshole with no life outside of the internet. Good day sir:)

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          (won't accept any more drinks from you though).

          – the one you love to hate

  • bubba_earl

    Yes. Yes, I am.

  • BMW

    Damn you… #15

  • junior

    awesome…that is all

  • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat

    #26 Is that last one real?

    • Fishy

      Saw that coming years ago……….Bitch gets what she gives.

      • jason_in_pc

        you realize it was a show right? she was acting, not portraying herself in real life. it would be solely coincidence.

        • tralfaz

          Her and Tonya Roberts got booted from the show because they were holding out for more money, I belive that is what Fishy is refering.

    • Dan

      Having watched a lot of That 70's Show, I can't see why people think Mila is hot. She's ok, and really annoying.

      • JPC

        You know how I know you're gay?

        • nemesis

          You know how I know you can't think original thoughts?

          • Joe

            That's exactly what a gay person would say.

            • srrr

              Clever = Gay

              America, ladies and gentlemen.

              • The Chivery

                Well, The Chive is proud to be American. So it makes perfect sense. Chive on!

        • b-ry

          'cause you thought his dick tasted like shit?

      • Paul Tassi


    • yodaddy

      Yes, Google Lisa Robin Kelly. busted for DUI in 2010

    • http://www.facebook.com/adamharahuc Adam Harahuc

      Yup. Lisa Robin Kelly (aka Laurie) got busted with a DUI back in December http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1340

    • hMMMM

      Laurie is that old??? Damn…she was pulling off being in her 20's rather easily. I know, make up and shit but she still looked pretty young.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000258666181 Jeremy Frame

      Hahaha, owned!

  • F. Gump

    #5, #14. #16, #21 Yep.

  • Johang

    #24 is really funny and quite the political statement for Belarus.

    • Belaruss

      I laughed way too long at that one.

  • Nick Nintendo

    #4 yeah so maybe it's not good for you, but when I think back to those happy meals with Batman Returns toys, all is right

    • DavidM

      We all are going to die from something and I sure as hell don't want it to be from old age. Nobody that died from old age ever lived life to its fullest.

      • yep

        sometimes that's right, sometimes it's not… my best friend's Dad just died at age 93. He was a WWII vereran, a retired police officer, smoked like a chimney, and drank every day that I knew him. Some people just get lucky I guess!

  • https://www.facebook.com/ScubaCarlos Carlos Garcia

    #25 seems simple enough but I can never make it across. Can someone just give me the cheat codes?

    • Anyway

      The reason it's so hard to get across is because you shouldn't be there. The gap between Friend Zone and Relationship is Awkward Sex With No Commitment, which is where most of us really want to be anyway.

    • huh

      sure, just look at those Mail Order Bride posts they put here every once in a while…

    • gaz

      enter the code "jagermeister" it the liqueur store

      • gaz

        ffffuuuuuu i ment at the liqueur store

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

      Just enter $1 into her bank account 1 million times.

    • Black Doug


  • hMMMM

    #9 – great quote!

  • Guest Commenter

    Slight typo in #14 1) should read: "This is a word women use to end an argument when they are wrong and need you to shut up because they can't figure out how to win the argument. Often, "fine" is replaced with something you did wrong at least 3 years prior."

    • Gutterville

      why are women so complicated, this just makes me want to turn gay

      • DaddyD

        When you're gay, men are complicated.

    • JFrost

      Why can't I give this more than 1 thumbs up?

  • absolutcarcrazy

    #3, Buy a plane ticket to somewhere else….

    • b.o.l

      you realize it's not a localized problem right?

  • jason_in_pc

    anybody remember the california rasin toys from the early 80's?
    i think i still have some somewhere.

  • http://bella-d.tumblr.com Bella

    A blow job is better than no job.

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