It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (31 Photos)

  • yo yo ma

    #14 Damn, this meme is getting a little old!

    • Bingo!

      Know I know you're gay?

      • yo yo ma

        Because I love to chug cock?

      • Paula_

        Because you tasted shit on his cock?

        – the one you love to hate

        • yo yo ma

          Love her or hate her (or him)…but that's a funny line.

    • SlimShady

      Welcome to theChive, where pictures get reused on posts of the time.

  • jake


    • equalizermax

      #19 – I can't see any dish there?

  • Dan

    #25 DO NOT look up Tubgirl.

    • Jedi

      Oh dear lord! why did you tell me not to?!?! What has been seen can't be unseen!!

      • Paula_

        Oh my oh my, this is even better than Goatse!

        – go on, look it up…

    • Meeshbee

      Don't tell me what to d- god. dammit.

    • MC agree

      Seriously! DO NOT look up Tubgirl. This is your second warning.

      • hMMMM

        I googled it and read some descriptions, but thank goodness there weren't any images. This is probably the first time I read some sick shit and did NOT pursue it any further b/c it was so fucking disgusting.

        • Sick

          same here. if the chivers post a warning, i guess it's seriously offensive

    • jdb

      WTF…. That is all I can say.

    • BSS

      Oh fuck. Why did you tell me not too? I did. Also ran with scissors and sat to close to the TV. Outta control.

    • toban

      i dislike your face so much right now

    • myragehush

      I have seen it.
      I too, am now blind.

    • sicko

      I wanna party with Tub Girl!

    • snoobs89

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      • Paula_

        You on drugs? I want some of that shit too!

        – the one you love to hate

    • Thumpybass

      There's worse things out there…

    • William


  • jake

    #15 I do know people like that… kind of sad.

    • Joe

      There are many on this very site.

      • Stevo

        you mean Americans?

  • Fred

    Yo, first be first
    And I got the thirst
    To fill my wallet
    Like Damien Hurst
    So be-fo you chiveas do it and burst
    remember that brin' number 1 ain't the worst

    • jake

      F5 ftl

    • newscot

      I wish I could thumb you down more than once.

      • ssstoopid

        I got your back on this one.

    • Honk

      I hated this with more passion then humanly possible.

    • keith

      You wasted your chance to achieve a pathetic goal by writing that ridiculous monstrosity that you mislabel as rap or creative writing.

    • Matt

      lol you fail at life so hard!

    • Nathan

      #50 thumb down! U SUCK!

      • Nathan

        PS. brin' is not a word nor the word you intended it to be… its pronounced "being". go back to school..

    • chiverules

      Scum bag steve is back everyone

    • Fred

      You all a bunch a bitches.

    • Levitating

      this is a website
      you are a loser in denial
      you should have backspaced
      i bet you have a my girl movie cup in your hand right now.

  • KitShopGuy

    BOOM!!!!!!! headshot!!

    • ssstoopid

      What's up with the thumbs down? I chuckled… and then ran with a knife. You run faster with a knife, everyone knows that.

  • Simon Iono

    mmmmm #31 sweet corn

    • Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      Wheres the corn ?

    • oX_Animal_Xo

      And some fresh melons to go with that corn.

    • BentWrenches

      http://www.tineye is your friend

    • ant

      Is "IT"…….

  • Jase.

    #31 The only ever time Ive wanted to be a piece of corn.

    • SiccyBoy

      So you can have your flesh chewed off??

  • steve

    #31 Release the twins

  • tmac

    why so many nutela posts? is that an advertising?

    • Paula_

      No it's a life-changing experience. Tubgirl makes her own by the way.

      – the one you love to hate

      • ssstoopid

        I heeded the warning and didn't look her up, but I'm pretty sure after reading this, my imagination was correct about why I shouldn't look.

    • Zoey

      'cuz Nutella is AWESOME!

    • The Spicy Italian

      Never tried it. Sounds like chocolate heroin or something

      • Dr_StrangePants

        that is precisely what it is.
        hell…my roommate has on at least 2 occasion made himself -i shit you not- Nutella & Tuna sandwiches.

    • steve

      shut the fuck up.

  • Ziplab

    #31 Find Her

    • Firefighter23

      Corn grows in fields. You'll find it there.

  • Kenai

    #1 When he dies, "He'll be back"

  • sirforsyth

    #17 Chuck Norris shaved off his beard??

    • the elusive

      chuck would not have pulled his own tendon – the burning terrorist would have pulled his own tendon after getting kicked in the balls…

  • metalcool36

    #27 …….. Really??

    • Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      IN MERICA is possible

      • Ripple

        Actually, this product is from Germany.

    • BeerAndStupidity

      Yeah… And it doesn't look anything like the picture.

  • Brian King

    #24 – sign me up

  • john mclane

    what the daily record havent mentioned is that there were three other blokes kicking terrorists in the nuts that day who now dispute his involvement.. its likely the paper chose to run with what they considered a more appealing story. dont wanna be a kill joy or anything but hes no john mclane.

    • Fasteddy14

      cool story bro

  • Pat Overton

    #15 – Troll and stupid are one and the same. Mystery solved! B)

    • badtothebone

      Inbred and stupid are one and the same,just like you. Mystery solved.

  • Pat

    #3 "Want that Hiney soooo bad"!!!!!

    • random

      Sweet butt cheeks !

    • FreakyBobo

      Great tush, but waistline is terrifying D:

    • Lou Stools

      Those are Real Feel dolls.

  • Woodsie

    I'm sure no one gives a hoot about my opinion, but I think #12 is kinda hot.

    • Micky

      I see what you did there.

  • Codey

    #12 No to both of them, both are incredibly stupid

  • Cedric Schlosser

    #8 But it's more safe than safer sex ever could be..

  • Capt. Obvious

    #31 Eat it VERICALLY DAMN IT!!!


    #12 is Gargoyle-ing! We used to do it on top of kegs when too drunk for Keg-stands! It's Old-school!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #29 rules to live by. learn them!!!

  • random guy

    Blow me again Paula.

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