Your future involves lower back problems. That is all (35 Photos)

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  • twoup

    #2 good morning.

    • NickTurner

      # 1, #2, #24 These chicks big dicks for me to enjoy!

      • SKEWED

        Thank God for Lucy Pinder #24

    • Shant1k

      Why is she wearing a catwoman suit?

      • tralfaz

        Her Wonder Woman suit is at the cleaners.

        • newscot

          ba da bing!

  • http://twitter.com/djemboy @djemboy

    #35 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    all the rest… perfect

    • James

      he's a legend!

    • Matt

      Man, I hate this guy.

      • greatdiggler

        it's a freak of nature. someone should step on it.

    • truth girl

      so the chive celebrates beating off?? its a trend here

      … no wonder you guys get no women and the only ones on here are attention whores

      • CDN

        Exactly!

      • Snowman

        you sir, take life way to seriously

    • Cameron
    • Brent

      whip it, now whit good, whip it real good!!!!1

  • misainzig

    Wowza. Thanks, Chive!

  • misainzig

    But #25 does not belong.

    • Sean M

      I'll second that wtf???

    • Therealslimshady

      Its Lita from the WWF, (I know its WWE now) I wasnt aware she was even alive anymore. She kinda fell off the map. I haven't fapped to her since I was about 8.

  • HO11YWOOD303

    FIRST and foremost those #9 are fantastic , and I'd spend 127 hours in this crevice #29

  • James

    #28 thank you america. sincerely, rest of world x

    • Gutterville

      you have a lot to be greatful of, sincerely america

  • Facepuncher

    #2 No promise land of milk and honey. Boi-oi-oing!!!

  • urDad

    Now these are hot women ,Chivettes are just anorexic skanks.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      If you're wondering why you're not getting any replies; that's because everyone is feeling sorry for you but they know you can't be helped either.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • Grendel

      Lots of Chivettes on this post – it's the celebs who are either anorexic or full of saline.

      • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.a.sampson Thomas Allen Sampson

        Cant tell if stupid or just trolling

        • Red

          agree. at least the celebs get paid. chivettes attention whore for free.

          • Always Last

            Actually they attention whore for the PR – then they drop theChive.

  • Married guy

    #34 I would leave my wife for her! My wife doesn't like sex anymore. 😦

    • Married guy 2

      I completely agree…

    • zero

      she doesn't like sex w/ you anyway…

    • ROK247

      so you can go and ruin sex for this girl too? no thanks

    • bettingonthecubs

      You're doing it wrong

    • Coldzilla

      yes she does…. 😉

    • hate this

      ugly boob job scars around her nips.. google it

  • duke

    I can google for naked chics ,where are the funny pics ?

    • vmax

      Try Googling for funny pics…

      • theeemightybuck

        well played, sit

        • http://www.theanisette.com Daris

          stay. Good boy.

  • cghty

    Who is 24? I must know!

    • Shabs

      #24

    • Sick

      Lucy Pinder

  • move over

    well this confirms it, boobs are awesome!

  • http://www.facebook.com/iDoodleManila Photo Booth

    #34 good athlete

    • oX_Animal_Xo

      Sooo close…

    • Matt

      Only if some female soccer players looked like this. USA does have some cuties but no girl is over a B cup playing soccer they can't run around for 90+ minutes with those huge burdens so sad really.

      • wowsers

        Get real. It's not all about cup size.

        • Greg

          Most of the female soccer players are lesbians as well.

  • Fanist

    Not a fan of those huge and so fake looking silicon boobs.

    • wowsers

      you speak the truth

    • sad girl

      This site is clear full of adolescents who fixate on boob size. Sad really… One day they will grow up, if we are all luck.

      • chive sucks

        Chinese?

  • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

    #13 FTW

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

      That's gotta be shopped. Check out her creepy baby arm..

      • Anon

        I thought the same thing. Every time I look at it I think her forearms are too skinny. I would, however, be willing to give her a personal inspection to confirm my thinking.

        • davisrj

          First of all I completely agree with you, the creepy arm is definately there. Secondly, STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP, I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out. I don't care if its shopped or if they are fake boobs, they are fun to look at!

      • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

        aw..damnit. good catch

    • oldboy

      It's perspective…and her wrist is turned. Sheesh

    • Brod

      She could have no arms and I'd still be there!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001709652103 Jaks Crow

    #22 #20 #19 #14 #12…who all are they?

    • Skyler

      #20 Melissa Debling. NSFW.

    • Bud

      #19 random skanks at a random club in a random city. besides Little Rock, that place sucks

    • Ian

      #22 looks a lot like Denise Milani.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1430738200 Sumer Gill

      #12
      Jenny P
      image search
      kinda NSFW

  • Panda

    #17 If only the photo was a little lower.

    • Roscoe

      And the shirt a little higher….

  • the_chiller

    #34

    Aaaaaalmost!

    • hate this

      you'd be disappointed… ugly scars around her nips from the boob job

      • lolo

        whats her name?

        • FreakyBobo

          Lucy Pinder

  • thispissesmeoff

    Wasn't this site supposed to be about funny and interesting pics ? When/Why did it turn into a soft porn hub for nerds ?

    • http://www.facebook.com/DJ.Dubz Arron 'Dubz' Soiland

      Because its FLBP day!

    • http://www.theanisette.com Daris

      If you don't find this gallery interesting, I hope you enjoyed your Chive visitation visa. It literally expired the moment you hit "Submit Comment".

    • sad

      you are on target. soft porn is 70 – 80 % of it now

    • sad girl

      its hugely soft porn now… sad really. must appeal to the adolescent masturbation fiends that frequent this site

    • Lotus

      The Morning Awesomeness and DAR are still ok on this site, but they are definitely not what they used to be. Some other weird changes are a weekly she-male post, the skinny chicken legs (gap) posts, and the fact that sexy chivettes has gotten HUGE. The biggest letdown has been the comment section which is now riddled with white knights and suck ups. I don't always understand the chive but I can't deny that they are successful at what they do.

      • Foosbah

        'cause god knows their audience is so damn difficult to please( with pics of fake tits and attention whores with daddy issues).

  • Just Sayin'

    #35 i agree….apart from the whole "creepy midget" vibe he's giving off.

  • Ben

    #18
    Please, for the peace on earth find her

  • apeescape

    for the love of God, who is number 6? She’s BEAUTIFUL!!!!

    • marshy

      Gemma Atkinson!

    • wowsers

      whore

  • davey

    #22

    Gorgeous.

  • Suddle

    #21

    I surrender

  • LoveButts

    Would love to see the face of #28

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Really? I'd like to see her tits.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • http://www.theanisette.com Daris

        Scadoosh.

        • Anon

          Scadoosh? go watch more glee

      • hate this

        you a dike?

        • hate this

          (to paula)

    • Hand of Fate

      #28 I don't know what it is, but hot girls in American Flag bikinis just does it for me, even more so then in regular bikinis.

      It's almost up there with catholic school girl and french maid outfits.

      Thank God my wife has and is willing to wear all three…

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