Enjoy a low down dirty good time (29 Photos)


Sorry guys, fixed that whole “Logo” issue.

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  • JDIsTheBest

    #29

    Stellar logo placement,chive.

    • James

      kids. not rocket science…!

      • Geselle

        The point is not that you cant read it, but rather that it was bad planning in general.

    • umpalumpa

      yeah! true true

    • Bob

      Fail

    • Mark Mc

      Agreed good sir

    • Holmespump

      "Some of my best friends are Posted at The Chive." …Makes perfect sense!

  • loves2spooge

    #19 The exact reason i pray for a son

    • umpalumpa

      Haha! thats exactly what I pray for 2.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

        In the hopes that one of them is gay and this still applies?

        • loves2spooge

          exactly where i was going with that Benton, you are so smart and witty!!

    • acash

      so he can talk about cock?

    • Just sayin

      With a son you only have to worry about one DICK

      • ROK247

        *worries about ALL THE DICKS

    • Lev

      "Girls are fucked up. Boys just fuck things up." – Louis CK"

  • miliano2.0

    #29

    Kind of a bad spot to put a logo.

    • ScubaSteve

      Thanks for pointing out the obvious

      • HayzeOne

        Shouldn't you be filming for Big Daddy 2?

  • Lia

    #23. T’ain’t what in country tap water? Fluoride? Who needs teeth?

  • Tim

    #23 The water didnt quite taste like ass but it also wasnt completely dick flavored either, it was something between the two

    • UPSgrrrL88

      Wow Tim, you seem to be well versed in both dick and ass flavors.

      • dirty curt

        can you say taint?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

    #13 is gross. That's more worthy of a ticket than drinking on a beach…

    • http://BeerAndStupidity.blogspot.com/ BeerAndStupidity

      You can't drink at a beach?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

        Not in LA County

    • guy

      He has ski boots on

      • Hardcore Parkour

        He also is wearing a white sweater. Someone should tell him its summer.

      • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

        Kind of looks like Monarch Mtn, CO….?

        • IHFRGH

          fuck off, cunt.

          • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

            You mad? 😀

    • Dirty Dingus

      It the group's Silver-back male. Let's watch what he does as a female moves toward a young, rival male.

  • Bill

    #17 After winning WW2 he should get some real pussy

  • yuri

    #5 fire away

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      Bukkake Cannon?

    • equalizermax

      Your Mom's package have arrive

    • slimey

      only in korea …

  • Joel

    #5 at first, i thought someone made a mold of the ambiguously gay duo's car. then i saw it was japanese and realized, it must be a national monument.

    • Random guy

      LOL I guess it is not japanese one
      Cause I found korean word on the it's wheel.
      It says, "DON'T CLIMB ON"

    • Guest

      Korea, at the HaeShinDang "Penis Park".

    • JAFitC

      World's biggest squirt gun.

  • Gareth

    #4
    I love this woman.

    FIND HER!!!

    • Cool Matt

      Don't know, but scroll down at this link for moar!
      http://blog.livedoor.jp/nanzocore/archives/181920… (#478)

      • Holmespump

        Thanks for this link, Dude. She is gorgeous.

    • SlimGreg

      Seriously? Could pick that tranny out at 100 yards. Look at those gross man legs…

      Gross

    • Name

      Alexis Chamberlayne

  • greasdupdeafguy

    #11 Beeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnnnnssssss is haaaaaaappppppyyyyyyy!

  • gunns

    #13
    Have you ever seen a Yeti with a dozen condoms of coke burst in his belly?
    ….it's a bad scene, man.

    • RCFTW

      Your comment just made my day sir…next to the tig ol bitties in glasses of course!

    • dub

      That is still my favorite Robot Chicken segment.

  • Head Chef

    #3 a fun afternoon right there!

    • snoobs89

      i seriously think thats one of the best things i have ever seen…

    • LuvH8fulChix

      To be honest, I'd just like to let loose with a firehose.

      (Now which idiot is going to make an "I'll spray 'em with my hose" pun first?)

      • hMMMM

        I'll spray 'em with MY hose

        • hMMMM

          FIRST!!!

        • LuvH8fulChix

          My liege…

    • jebu

      Awesome: 5 mind the gaps. My brain just stutter stepped.

    • Just Sayin'

      Which one do i start with?

    • phdonme

      Pretty sure this is Jail Bait…

    • Maynard B.

      Oh decisions, decisions……

  • rwj

    #3 These sluts must be Chivettes.

    • or is it just me

      I hope they are

      • observer

        #18 Future chivette

    • tom

      Whoa whoa whoa.. Chivettes aren't sluts they just dress like them. Then again it's odd that a girl in a slutty outfit would be offended by guys assuming she's a slut. That would be like me dressing up as a fireman and getting pissed at people who ask for help when shit is on fire.

      • DFresh

        Thanks, Dave Chappelle

  • Guest

    #21 Your Average Chiver.

    • not a guest

      Correction. Your average guest

    • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

      Paula? Is that you??

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I don't remember that!??

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

          That's the good thing about roofies. ..You aren't supposed to remember:)

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Did….. I just fall for my own kind of trap…? Hell!

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one with eyes wide open right meow

            • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

              MUA HA HA HA!

    • hMMMM

      …says the Chiver

      • IHFRGH

        'cause you can't visit a site without being a member, right dingus?

    • The Real D. Nozzle

      HAHAHAHAHA! funniest comment on here!

  • bbqboobs

    #29 The worst part about the logo placement thing, is already this is the 3rd time it's been pointed out, and it's gonna continue throughout the day.

  • mca

    #29 …..i dont get it.

    • JpJ

      I'm not racist, some of my best friends are black…..

  • JDub

    #3 thought I was gunna smile for the rest of the day then #21 fucked it up and #26 made it worse…,

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #24 silly milf, real black c*cks are much bigger than a popsicle

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Camouflaged duckface.

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        nah, i call them DSL. all in the spirit of dirty humor 😉
        cheers, beers

    • http://twitter.com/#!/gfeinberg86 GreyGhost9

      Why do you assume it about a "real black c*ck" because its grape?

      • LuvH8fulChix

        Everybody knows black guys have purple penises, sheesh.

        • http://twitter.com/#!/gfeinberg86 GreyGhost9

          ooo ok, i that it was a racial thing because of the stereotypical love of grape soda.

    • Darth Neegro

      the funny thing is that only white people believe that.

      • Darth Neegro

        and a few black people who didn't get the memo we just say it to fuck with white people. lulz

  • dom

    #29 fail

  • steve

    #29

  • august west

    I really hope #26 doesn't catch on as a new fad, that shit is creepy.

    • black27696

      Yeah I'm tired of Tom Cruise too.

      • the elusive

        He's more bearable with tit eyes

  • Ryan18c

    #3 Oh my damn!

  • thechevron

    #4 jesus christ

    • Guest

      no way… she isn't nailed to my cross yet.

      • LuvH8fulChix

        My penis also has cross arms.

    • Jesus Christ

      Yes my child?

  • Da Sandman

    #15 so you just need to copy a movie to make the cut these days…?

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