I hate my job (26 Photos)

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We’ve gotten some amazing submissions since last week’s I hate my job, and there’s still much more to come. Take a photo of what you hate most about your job. It can be ANYTHING as long as it boils your blood. Then send the photo to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com.

Chive On!

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  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    EVEN MORE!?!!?!? STOOOOOP!!!! STOP!!! I'ts hard enough getting any work done on a SLOW Chive day you monkeybrain you!!!


    Oh and….. THIRST!!

    • HuskerDu

      I'll have to give props to Paula… It takes some obviously large ovaries to willingly put yourself out there like this on a daily basis. To be constantly called a c.unt and not give a damn. To let the hate of so many fuel your desire to voice your opinion, and Chive On from a cold kitchen counter.

      I salute you Paula… You keep cunting… You're the best at it.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Oh well the pay is good; I get a Chive sticker for every thumb down so I've got pallets.

        – NEVER A SINGLE FUCKING SHIRT THOUGH!!! Cheap Basterds!!!
        Oh and strictly speaking they gave me the box of tiny rocks someone sent them a few months back. ONE! AT! THE! TIME! Still hurts, assholes!

        • paulagavemevd

          you're a cunt full of cuntiness

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            The next thing will be that 'best links of the interwebs' nobody ever clicks on and then it's a matter of listening to Phil… If he sees his own shadow it will be a late DAR.

            – a cunt full of cuntiness

  • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

    I don't hate my job…I work outside landscaping. no more office work for me! :)

  • http://thechive.com/ Joe

    Thats customer support right there…


    • MacNCheesePro

      Still, needs a turbin, a fake degree and a "Computers for Dummies" book written in Hindu.

    • Gutterville

      You mean hindi, FYI hindu is a religion not a lanuage

    • panama99

      He doesn't look Indian.

    • LaLakers2408

      i believe his name is gregory.

  • pjsupremex

    feb. 11, 2010. the day Thechive added numbers to their photos for easy reference. since this day my life has become more simple as well

  • Major Rocker

    #18 Sorry to hear about that Amanda..

    • you suck

      she clearly states that her name is Armando

    • newscot


    • LuvH8fulChix

      Man, eventually you'll have to TELL him…the thought of the effort alone is crushing.

    • Troll of Truth

      I could be completely wrong here; he might just be crazy (god knows I work with some nutcases) but I would venture to guess that you are fat and/or ugly. Either way, he has no interest in you or else he would definitely know your name.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=786440649 Chris Arabian

        Why would you assume she is fat and/or ugly? Just because an early to mid 50's year old ninkumpoop doesn't say her name correctly? Wow, that's quite the assumption. Could it be that the guy in the picture is just bad with names or might not be strong in english?

        Angelina tell him what your name is and maybe put a post it on his computer screen with the proper spelling of your name. Or what I would do is call him by a wrong name over and over until he corrects you, then you can smile and correct him by telling him he's been calling you the wrong name for months.

    • OwnerOfYou

      yeah, Adriana, why won't you just tell him? What's wrong with you?!

    • Cool story

      Cool story sis.

    • Just a Guess

      Perhaps you remind him of the ice cold cunt from The Office?

    • max


      • carl

        Sorry to hear about that Mark, must suck to work in such a bad environment.

      • Steeb

        bitch bitch complain complain…my name's steven and one spanish lady calls me steeb. i dont have a problem with it….so they have their accents….calm the fuck down

    • YoureaB~tch

      God I'm glad I don't work with you.

    • sampson

      He clearly is asian. Just not pronouncing the R's right. Give him a bleak.

  • buster cherry

    Billy Dee Williams agent ?

  • blah

    #3 while funny that kind of makes you a jerk too though

    • Blumpkin

      He never said he wasn't a jerk too

    • panama99


  • chong

    #17 you idiot, now your boss can see this

    • Average

      That is truly a pathetic way to watch movies. And honestly, if you're watching movies at work, it's probably time to get a new job.

  • whatever

    #25 I hate those people. Faking 'natures call' to avoid their real duty.

    *not CoD

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #21 This is assuming there is a new roll of toilet paper to put on…….it's like a fucking Easter egg hunt around here

  • equalizermax

    They finally posted my picture at work!

  • BMW

    #24 Sweet

  • DauntlessCelt

    Chive should do Office Inventions posts – they're always great.

    Keep Calm and trod on.

    THUMBS UP if you're glad the one you love to hate didn't make the top 5 posts!

    • Youfailed

      You mean thumbs down that she made the first one.

  • David

    #4 best buy FTW lol, cant wait to submit my own

  • disturbed

    #10 Filling cbinet…. Really???

    • disturbed

      Damn. F@cked that up didn't I?

    • MacNCheesePro

      tell him to look at filing cabinets instead of filling cabinets.

    • Roscoe

      You mock his/her spelling, but you have a typo yourself. Makes me smile!

    • Ruffestneckaround

      Technically you do fill it with files…right? Who am I kidding, it's wrong twice

    • OhSomeEvil

      obviously filling cabinets are for hipsters.

    • Event Horizon

      It's a shitty filling cabinet if you ask me. The room's not even close to full.

  • FuckOff

    Employee asks me to fix virus infection on their computer. (Takes a minimum of 2+ hours)
    Proceeds to come back every 10 minutes asking if it is fixed yet.

    • Average

      IT people are overrated and overpaid. I know, I am one.

      • FuckOff

        Bullshit. People are idiots and because they're idiots, we have jobs. Nothing wrong with that!

    • hMMMM

      Maybe it wouldn't take 2 hours if you weren't Chivin on his computer?

  • newscot

    #21 – We used to have the same toilet paper dispensers at my office. Nobody could figure them out here either.

  • jasgat

    #26 The fart once line had me laughing longer then I probably should have

    • Ava

      Me too..

  • 03_SE_XTERRA

    #10 filing*

  • WoogyMonster

    #18 Either turn that big ass heater around and hit him with 1200 watts of continual annoyance OR give him a four finger throat punch while asking "What's my name bitch?" He'll eventually figure it out…

  • MacNCheesePro

    I still remember my old job:

    idiot: I need to AX you sumpin!
    Me: what do you need to "AX" me
    idiot: the computer has a era
    me: a what?
    idiot: era
    me: I have no idea. An era like in, the Jurassic era?
    idiot: sorry, an "ERROR"
    me: oh! What's the error?
    idiot: just come over
    me: can you read me the error?
    idiot: um….just come over
    me: I know the phone is next to the computer
    idiot: just come over
    me: (assuming they can't read, I come over. error is "no keyboard detected, press F1 to continue") Has anyone bothered to turn the computer off and back on?
    idiot and idiot's accomplice: uh, should we?
    me: (turns off and back on and it works) How long has it been like this?
    idiot: a week! We really could've used it during that time too!
    me: why didn't anyone call me?
    idiot: (blank stare)
    me: (face palm, go back to my desk to free space on the Exchange server the company refused to upgrade)

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      Can you just send me the Cliff Notes on the novel you just wrote.

      • bunedoggle

        Cliff's notes: Users are dumb. IT guys rule.

      • MacNCheesePro

        You took the time to comment…..

        • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

          True, but couldn't even make it through the 1st chapter.

          • MacNCheesePro

            Was it that much for you to read? Let me refer to you someone that can help: http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/

            • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

              How is Wesley Snipes going to help me read?

              • MacNCheesePro

                And on that note…..there's no arguing with an idiot!

                • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

                  All sarcasm a side, LeVar Burton is the man!!

    • Killers

      Cool story, bro.

    • William

      I think I work at the same place you did.

    • Average

      Too long, did not read.

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Getting paid to solve easy problems. That fucking sucks dude. Don't worry, maybe someday you'll actually have to work for a living.

      • Ryan

        Anyone ever see Jimmy Fallon as the IT guy on SNL?

        • thrillho

          Nick Burns!

      • MacNCheesePro

        Another cliff note, first sentence: "I still remember my OLD job"

  • http://www.facebook.com/d.j.milinovic David Milinovic


    Your boss is a moron.

    • David Milinovic

      * mormon.

    • dcw


  • ka5ia

    #7 looks just like a school uniform store that I used to work at

  • ROK247

    #21 OVER THE TOP, BABY! its the only way, you behind-the-back freaks!

  • Ocean

    #18 Girl problems…

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