• lol

    hilarious. fuckin kenny powers

    • Just sayin'

      Except this was everywhere yesterday.

      • Joe

        Yeah, but if anything is worth watching, it will end up here.

        • max


          • Guest

            agreed. that was pretty fuckin' gay the way he sucked the chive's dick.

  • flybirdsfly

    This is stupid funny!

    • r@f

      im so happy im not these kill-joy morbid emos who post here and pretend its not funny. go slit your wrist.

      • Jak

        I think you completely missed the point

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    BOB!!! STOP!!! TOO MANY POSTS FOR ONE DAY!!! How am I supposed to get any work done shithead!

    – the one you love to hate

    • jason_in_pc

      i think thats the point.

    • ,-i-,

      shut up Paula.

    • ,-i-,

      i bet you're a big slob of an obese hippo's butt, seeking attention coz no fucking loser shithead gonna pay attention to this hormone-lacking degenerate mofo.

      • varlotto

        Paula may be missing hormones but at least they have all of their chromosomes, from your grammar it appears that you may be missing a few.

        • felix43

          Varlotto if you're going to be a grammar nazi check your own grammar. " at least they have all of their chromosomes" Unless Paula is more than one person your grammar sucks.

  • andfukyamoms


  • jason_in_pc

    kenny powers is awesome!

  • greasdupdeafguy

    Kenny Powers video is Kenny Powers

  • houston

    best commercial ever

  • Major Rocker

    I was waiting for him to say something funny, but it never happened.

    • Maytrix

      I think there were some funny parts, but the longer it went, the less funny it got.

      • Blumpkin

        I agree. That would have been an awesome 45 sec commercial but as a 5 min short film it was lame

    • fuku

      im waiting for you to get hit by a car, unfortunately it hasn't happened

    • oughtnot

      That's 5 minutes of my life I won't get back … BORING!

      • Guest

        agreed. more lame shit posted by the chive.

    • Adam

      Hang on! Prepare to shut the fuck up!

  • it5ju5talx

    I offer this counter opinion: the video was stupid and a waste of time.

    • Dan

      Agreed. I'm struggling to find the comedy in there.

      • Selby

        You're dead inside.

      • Red


  • ROK247

    this is exactly how i would be as a CEO. only thing different is Lauren and Kate Upton would be my personal secretaries, but they would have to sit next to each other in a very small office with the thermostat set too high. oh and webcams.

  • thebeareagle

    love it!

  • ????

    "what up dog, i killed you." awesome

  • Coldzilla

    Kenny Powers shoulda been part of the Trailer Park Boys!


    • Jason


      • Coldzilla


        +1 for the Bubbles reference

        • shit weasel

          TPB must be brought to the masses. Do it, chive.

          • Coldzilla

            Amen Brother!

            Ya know what I'm sayin'? 🙂

    • Hannah

      YES!! best idea ever lol

      • Coldzilla

        "In this park it's one muthafucka for one and all muthafucka for all muthafucka's " ~ JRoc


  • Chris_Mason

    Don't smell like shit.

  • Just Sayin'

    Who knew you could bottle the scent….of boner.

  • HillBilly Bone

    I'm ready to buy my first pair…….

  • D.A.R.E.

    Does it sound like Michael Bay has a little bit of coke nose/blocked nasal passages happening?

  • ohwunohseven

    I think I just never bought a pair of KSwiss shoes, ever.

  • laxcat36

    "Now that we are bigger than cable television and/or drugs everyone is trying to get in my fucking slacks". Shit cracked me up.

  • sixdeadelves

    ha HA!

  • JBNZ

    Me and Matt Cassel just fucked you up dog

  • WTF People?!

    Next on "OW, My Balls!"

    Leave me alone, baitin' !!

    That's what this reminded me of.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    OH yea i want to work for Kenny Powers so bad now!!!


    Fuckin Love IT!!

  • Evan

    Fuckin ay

blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top