Proud to be a ‘Merican (26 photos)

  • Kevin

    "Now careful woman! Dat monsa gonna chase us down and try to get our tree fitty!"

  • bkfrijoles

    #12 id totally buy from them

  • laxcat36

    #7 Takes FUPA to a new level. On second thought, that's a gunt.

  • Steamboat Willie

    When I think of Germany I think of Nazis. So I believe they win the negative stereotype award.

    • Terence

      I think of Americans as genocide committing slave owners.

      So yeah, basically the same as Nazis.

      • Chim Richels

        I require you to die. Please obey my command.

  • ZombieBootParty

    #7 Excuse me, but your body is on backwards.

  • Rebecca Schmidt

    #7 – What the fuck? Does she have an ass IN THE FRONT?!

    #25 – Pathetic. It's called walking. You have legs. You should try it sometime. Maybe then it wouldn't look like you swallowed Mars.

  • csxxx

    hey this foto!… aint happened in usa! this picture was shot in Manaus – AM / BRAZIL!

  • BDR529

    #4 It only holds 225 lbs…

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  • Nicnac

    #6 #10 #20 Well done Chive. You have done more to undo any relations with the world we might have recovered since Bush told them to F off….

    Wal-Mart… proud to advertise their patriotism when they were the ones responsible for selling our industries to China.

    And that explicit tirade against Obama. Wow. Why not just come out and tell us what you really think, Chive staff?

    • Joe

      Ahh yes, bush bashing isn't racist. Obama bashing is. I see how it is. The color of his skin makes him an exception from criticism, I take it?

      Isn't that racist? LOL. Your true colors are showing.

      • jimmy

        Joe, you aren't thinking this through. The things said in those bumper stickers are blatantly racist. If you say "he's a horrible president" (which I think he is) that is not racist. When you talk about him being from Kenya and riding a camel, you can't get any more racist than that.

        • Joe

          Calling someone Kenyan is racist? Even if they are Kenyan?

          That sticker says nothing more than he thinks Obama is an idiot.

          You with your own prejudices, have added your own racial, redneck, homicidal connotations.

      • Guest Commenter

        Really Joe? ____His Oness' color makes him acutely susceptible to racism. Sorry to burst your and everyone else's bubble on that one. Not sure where everyone got the idea that racism doesn't exist anymore.

        • Joe

          Don't forget that giving someone preferential treatment because of the color of his skin is just as racist.

          But only black people are targets of Racism right? Get off your horse, it's so high, you'll get hurt if you fall.

        • j22

          How about we accept that racism will always exist and stop publicizing it so much.

    • j22

      Walmart cannot sell industry. Walmart is a distributor. USA is crippled by hugely expensive environmental taxes. Industry went to a country where they are free to produce and can get a profit and grow. I know i know. Profit is evil blah blah blah. But it's human nature to pursue prosperity. Why pay millions in taxes only to have it handed over to Goldman Sachs or AIG… or a leech who doesn't want to get a damn job, or to rebuild a highway for the third time in 10 years.

    • j22

      Oh and I wish we had a prez who had the balls to tell the world to F off. And to not be politically correct. And to just follow the constitution. A prez who had the balls to not hand out money to the skweeky whiny ass wheels of this country. And stop spending … for god's sake… stop … spending

  • yep yep

    #20 The truth hurts all you libs doesn't it!!!!!

    • Guest Commenter

      Truth? OK, if you say so.

      • heberry

        l2 sarcasm

  • Blindsided5

    #3 #6
    Only at Walmart in 'Merica

  • theoceanbeauty

    #20. hmmm. Something tells me he hates Obama….

  • bigmikeskinsfan

    PS – Budweiser isnt an American beer any more.

  • Jdub ottawa

    #5 America. Fat yeah!

  • j22

    I'm proud to be an American. Even though we have been on a downward decline since Bush1, and a hellfire rollercoaster to the grave with Obama, I still believe this is the best and freest country in the world. Losin it scary fast tho.

    • Guest Commenter

      "and a hellfire rollercoaster to the grave with THE TEA PARTY" There, fixed that for you. You're welcome.

      • j22

        Tea Party is not powerful enough to steer the country yet. All that has been done has been done by the 2 big parties. Repubs say it's Dems fault, continue policy. Dem's say it's Repubs fault, continue policy.

      • Toby

        Weird. When did The Tea Party fuck with your constitutional gun rights by "executive order?"

  • @StrongAsMeat

    #22 Mwahahahahaha!!!!

  • Anonymous

    #7 holy Vagummach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • JacksonMcNasty

    #3 you already know they're not going to get approved for a credit card, why get their hopes up?

  • JacksonMcNasty

    #18 Finally Snooki's gonna get laid

  • MacNCheesePro

    #22 made me laugh so hard, people started staring at me in the office.

  • Buzzzzzzzzzz

    #7 Holy Vagummache…………

  • hank1231

    I beg to differ

    The helicopter is a Keystone CH-47 Chinook, piloted by Larry Murphy, an EMS chopper pilot and National Guardsman from Allentown, Pennsylvania. The amazing landing was not part of a rescue mission, however, but rather a pick-up of "Persons Under Control" (prisoners) captured by U.S. soldiers during Operation Mountain Resolve in the Nuristan province of Afghanistan in 2003.

  • Nick

    #15 is a Russian Helicopter….

  • Kevin

    #19 doesnt need woman because he can always fondle his own man boobs

  • echogeo

    #1 "You got 'dem bananas Momma?"

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