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  • greasdupdeafguy

    #1 levitating, the new planking but WAY cooler

    • RamRod

      Surprise! Ninja sex!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Bill Murray did a movie about it; "Lost in Levitation".
      What, don't believe me? http://bit.ly/o7Szsa

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • equalizermax

      #5 It's called fart power

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Looks like she hoverpissed on the floor.

      • Jak

        She is damn good. I can only write my name. She can draw a shadow profile!

  • http://thechive.com/ Joe

    Thats how I feel most of the time…

    #25

    • redtrain78

      I work at the museum where Mike is housed. in fect every day I get to see him. he is an effin awesome display.
      we put him on a float along with a two headed peacock, a six legged cow, and a three headed bunny rabbit for our local St Patty's day Parade.

  • :-D

    #23. Now, that hooker must be good.

    • HUH?

      MAKE IT RAIN!!!! sigh, what some people consider art.

      • Blumpkin

        sigh, what some people consider music

        • LuvH8fulChix

          sigh, what some people consider criticism.

          • OREG

            people really need to stop doing this. it's not clever. you just sound a smarmy douchebag.

            • Robert Plant

              *like a* (before the grammar faggots come in to correct you)

          • Paco

            sigh, what some people consider insight.

    • RamRod

      Do you mean stripper?

      • Simon

        Imma give that bitch a room made of cash, Bitches love cash

        • simon's unoriginal

          dumbest comment ever

      • :-D

        STRIPPERS ARE HOOCKERS DUHH (well some…)

    • loso

      .the future of the dollar

      wall paper

    • Paco

      Wallpaper can be so expensive

  • Broadbem

    #27 Cool guys walk away from explosions….

    • Biggus Diccus

      Pretty ballsy considering a chunk of shrapnel could take you out

    • JAck

      Murderers

      • SweetAwesomeness

        fuck ya they murdered the shit out of bin laden!!!!!!

      • davidm

        I think it is pretty much understood that your opinion, though protected by the men in this pic, is worthless. While you may think you are original or some social rebel, rest assured you are not. The men and women of our armed forces are brave enough to stand between you and a threat that you do not have the testicular fortitude to deal with. Our men and women of the armed forces would rather you, to quote Jack Nicolson, 'prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post.'.

        • Jeebus

          Fuck yea

      • Jacks my bitch!

        I bet you wont come over here to Afghanistan and say that to my face.

        • panama99

          JAck you're a punk. I don't know where you are at or live but you have a Soldier from the US or even another country to thank for your freedom but you are too much of a punk to understand that. There have been numerous Soldiers over in Iraq and Afghanistan fighting and getting killed so you can have the joy of saying stupid shit like that.

          God Bless all our troops from all our allied countries.

          • asdasd

            War is an industry. It keeps A LOT of people employed. That is why you have been
            at war or "defending your freedom" as you have rebranded it, on and off for the last
            60 years…

            • Blumpkin

              I bet you wear tie dye

              • asdasd

                Yeah and caftans and I have my dreadlocks and I smoke pot because I must've jumped
                out of the stereotype book like you…
                That headless chicken has a bigger brain than you…
                #25

                • kjh

                  I've seen a few trolls in my day… Congrats on feeding the troll.

            • ssstoopid

              Really? Do you miss Sadam that much? How bout Bin Laden? Hitler? Will you be upset if North Korea falls too?

              There is a reason why Americans don't typically speak German or Japanese as a first language… It's called the military. God bless em'!

              • brian

                hell yeah! very well said.
                god bless 'merica. god bless the military.

              • asdasd

                Americans speak, or try to anyway, ENGLISH. Not native American, not New American, not freedom lingo.

                Stop for a moment and think why the rest of the world has to, or had, up to this point, learn English as a second language. Where does that put you in the global stage? To spell it out for you, could you, perhaps, already be that New Nazi Germany you are so much afraid of becoming?

                'MERICA!!! Fuck Yeah!!!

                • ssstoopid

                  Where does it put America on the global stage? Well if what you are implying is that people are learning to speak English because of us, I'd say that puts us near the top.

                  "New Nazi Germany"… We are becoming this by retaliating against people who commit or support genocide? That sounds logical… I bet the next step is rounding up most of our own citizens of a specific ethnic group and convincing them that they should take a shower…

                  Do you actually listen to yourself speak?

                  • asdasd

                    Were learning English, now they are learning Chinese. And yes, you are near the top, telling those you consider "bellow" you what to do and not to do. You are enforcing your opinions, beliefs, lifestyle, economics etc on those who are not able or willing to do otherwise.You are, essentially making the whole world into a bad copy of you.

                    What about those who committed genocide FOR or AIDED BY America? what about them? The Germans thought they had the right to rule the world because it was only natural. They got too big and cocky and failed. Prolonged full scale war is unsustainable. Shorter, smaller in scale wars, where you have the upper hand and are separated by your opponent by an ocean, are profitable. At least for some people and for some time. The citizens you ARE rounding up are citizens of the world, unlucky (or lucky?) enough to be born on the wrong side of the boarder.

                    I tend to listen to what say. My head is not that deep into my ass…
                    Now go your almost everything, made in China while you still can…

                  • WillyP

                    I reaally hate to drop in on this one–I absolutely support our troops, even if I don't support the cause–and knowing I'll get negative votes, I've just gotta say this: Yes, the United States committed genocide waaayy before Hitler existed; Indian removal was genocide, and Native Americans to this day view Andrew Jackson as no less evil of human being as Hitler. Today, the ghettoization of predominantly black neighbhorhoods–cut off from employment, good education, and services necessary for life–the "Housing Projects" that concentrated impoverished people in ghettos, and the subsequent "War on Drugs" that purges these ghettoes for "crack-cocaine" possession and the drug economy (the only form of employment available) has made our population the most highly incarcerated population in the world. That may not be genocide, but it sure as hell isn't something to be proud of.

                    • asdasd

                      I bet you wear tie dye too huh?

          • mike

            freedom? FUCK YOUR FREEDOM! all of you cant be still believing that freedom shit! be FUCKING serious! there is nothing about freedom where the american soldier put their feet!

        • asdasd

          I'd bet it's you that will most probably go to him/her. Like I bet that if you were gay
          you wouldn't be so "free" to say it out loud to your superiors….
          In any case, "defending your freedom" is a term you use a bit freely over there.
          Much like "communism, socialism, left, equality" and a bunch of other terms.
          The "freedom" you are defending is very relative. You are defending the rights
          of very few people have to make money at the cost of many other people.

          • Logan

            AND IF YOU WEREN'T A PUNK BITCH YOU'D PUT YOUR NAME INSTEAD OF 'ASDASD'

            • asdasd

              Right back at you…

            • Santa

              lol, so that's what would make him a man in your book?

          • usn

            department of defense repealed don't ask don't tell. still you don't just go and tell your superiors things of that nature. utilize the chain of command, if you really want them to know route up a chit.

            • asdasd

              Repeal pending…
              Though you must respect the chain of command for something like this…

      • Marine Sergeant

        I just wanted to say that, as a US Marine, I am truly honored to lay my life on the line to protect your right to call me and my brothers and sister is arms "murderers". As a Marine I have sworn an oath to defend my nation and ALL who live it in. So please remember next time you see a service member, try to refrain from spitting in their face or disgracing them because…that person (just like me) is willing to give their life so that you may be free.

        • eo2

          Thank You ALL

      • krusherX

        Successful troll is successful

    • Bdrizzle

      It would have been just a little more awesome if they fist bumped right after the explosion as they were walking away. 'Merica! &*&$ Ya!

    • noway Jose

      1. Like a boss x2
      2. Soldiers don't pick the wars they go because it's their job. Do you have a problem with wars and sending our men to kill? Bring it up with politicians, rally, do your part as a citizen of America.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dudeburns Derek Burns

    #27
    Cool Guys don't look at explosions

    • Wally

      Quite possibly the coolest thing I have ever seen.

  • Matt

    Hi Im Matt I'm the guy who posted the first comment just wanted to let you all know that Im gay and proud 🙂

    • 99Dug

      So?

    • JROC

      do you also live under a bridge?

    • Bob

      Cool story dick sucker………..

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Why would you not be proud? It's not like you're a fucking hipster. Or cat.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • davidm

      Hi. I'm David and I straight and proud. Oh wait, were we not making irrelevant declarations?

      • black27696

        Hi. I'm Steve and I'm eating an apple.

    • JAFitC

      In my experience, there is an inverse ratio between the amount of pride a person has and their self-perceived need to proclaim it.

    • curious

      And said comment was?

    • Donny

      Rock on man! Gay pride :3

  • Dan

    #25 is really messed up.

    • Biggus Diccus

      No choking the chicken 😦

    • Nate

      His head was cut off in Fruita Colorado, they have a festival every year call "the headless chicken festival" pretty fun actually.

  • Matt

    #10 Now THAT was one hell of a party!

    • HUH?

      needs to be a foot or a hand sticking out of it.

      • absolutcarcrazy

        or Donny Most rising up and down.

        • Why Not?

          actually he goes by Don Most now.

    • Roscoe

      Man that room must stink something awful!

      • Ryan

        Needs to be a real beer.

  • Bryan

    How did it eat? #25

    • Big E

      drip feed

    • Anton

      The owner used to feed it through its esophagus with tweezers. Even crazier is the town he came from, Frutia, CO, has a yearly celebration in dedication to Mike the headless chicken. Not to mention a statue of him. yes, its a small town.

      • john v.

        I always wanted to go to that festival. It seems like my kinda people that put together a party for something so silly. Good food I'd imagine too.

        • Jak

          Yeah, chicken!

        • Nate

          its a ton of fun. go

    • Djma

      Yikes, seems more cruel than amazing. Just finish the poor bastard off.

    • tralfaz

      That was an excellent question.

  • The Foley

    and proud, to not be you.

  • greasdupdeafguy

    have you got your trolling out of your system now? Can you stop?

  • HillBilly Bone

    Gangsta's Paradise??……#23

  • Bleeding_Gums_Murphy

    #27 LIKE A BOSS!!

  • Um, what?

    #27 That there, ladies and gentlemen, is what is known as balls of steel.

  • splooge

    #5 Ashy Larry has improved his dice throwing abilities

    • JROC

      that better not be the money out my god damn purse.

  • Monk

    #18 Both awesome, and a horrible idea.

    • absolutcarcrazy

      Drunk stairs wants to kill you…..

    • hMMMM

      WARNING: MUST BE SOBER TO USE STAIRS

    • http://www.facebook.com/scott.zeigler2 Scott Zeigler

      You know a great place to NOT give someone vertigo…the top of the stairs.

  • jadeus

    #18 mind fuck stairs ftw 🙂

    • greasdupdeafguy

      this is how stairs appeared to Jim Morrison for his last few years

  • mikeofla

    #27 after seeing this, "Like A Boss" no longer applies to anything else. You can not be more 'Boss' than these two Bad-Ass MotherF'ers.

    • absolutcarcrazy

      Guy on the right towards the end, "I think i left my hot pocket in there."

    • sirforsyth

      Cool guys don't look at explosions.

    • davidm

      Get these men some Bill Murray shirts pronto!

      • noway Jose

        Bill Murry needs to get a shirt of these guys.

        • eo2

          FTW

  • Fe Fe

    where is #24?

    • Fisheyes

      Venezuela.

    • tralfaz

      underwater

    • http://www.facebook.com/gabobrando Gabriel Eduardo Brando Borges

      Yup, Venezuela…

      "Uribante was a small town located what is now the bottom of the Uribante Caparo reservoir; in the state of Táchira; bordering Colombia.

      But since we have hit a heat wave, the reservoir has been dry causing many problems and forcing an electric razionalization among other measures but also allow a lovely show which is to allow some of the living former residents to visit the remains of its old town again"

  • 99Dug

    Is there any chance of getting #7 in HQ? That would make a cool desktop pic.
    Thanks.

    Also…#27 is about 14 shades of AWESOME!

    That is all.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

    #23 – "Dolla dolla bill y'all!"

    • observer

      By this time you should realize that you are NOT funny Pat.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

        I'll take your meaningless, anonymous, also un-funny comment under advisment. Have a nice day! B)

  • JacksonMcNasty

    #8 I guess we missed the part when the fireflies gang-banged her and finished off with some glowing bukkake

    • idunno

      That's how I picture the end of the world.

      • angel

        Or the Beginning 🙂

  • Tomas

    #24 Ummmm… if the building is exposed in 2010, isn't THAT pic "normal" and the oldest (first) pic a friggin' flood? o.0

    • http://www.facebook.com/jdearing3 Jeff Dearing

      Click on the pic, someone posted a link to a story about it. It was flooded when a dam was build for hydroelectric power. A drought has caused it to be exposed.

    • JAFitC

      Not if the building was located in a man-made lake which drought has caused to shrink or disappear.

  • http://twitter.com/ADavis41 @ADavis41

    Wallpaper for the Federal Reserve?
    Surprised it hasn't replaced the rolls in the bathroom yet, at least that denomination.

  • http://twitter.com/ADavis41 @ADavis41

    #23

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