Animals that don’t suck…that is all (30 Photos)


    At eh boy! And is that his nuts on her lap?

    • HayzeOne

      Either that, or she is stealing olives from the bar.

    • eff

      I'd like to have my nuts in her lap

      • LuvH8fulChix

        I'd like you to lap on my nuts.

    • BentWrenches

      He is searching for truffles

    • carl

      he smells fresh dingleberries

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #1 so, when is dinner ready? what do you mean its not an oven?!?
    #16 i no like to be called cutiepie

    • Graham

      #1 Im thinking more like, yea you shoulda call top bunk b$tch! #26 looks a bit like a gangbang about to commence

  • HayzeOne

    Every week I show this to my girlfriend, and every week I get a step closer to owning my own dog.

    • Paula_

      Just get the dog.
      And if you ever want to find out who loves you more: do this: Lock your GF and the dog in the trunk of your car. Wait 2 hours. Now, when you open the trunk again, who is happy to see you? Just saying…

      – the one you love to hate

      • Miklosxp990

        looooooooooool nice one nice cracked me up there

      • HayzeOne

        My lord Paula, that's horrible, I could never do that to my dog.

        • Paula_

          Hmmm….. you're my kind of guy…

          – the one you love to hate

    • Anon

      i do the same only problem each week we get a step closer to more animals haha. we have two kittys and a puppy. already a handful…..

  • PieceofMind

    #14 cookies… A diet's worst enemy

  • n1ghtstalker

    #8 Good work Dog now grab the top of those pants and pull!

    #16 Thats what that twat from Twilight would actually look like if he turned into a werewolf! lol

    • OREYG

      really? another twilight joke? how original. let guess, up next is "and what's up with airline food?"

      • n1ghtstalker

        Ohh whats wrong? Woke up with Sand in your Vagina?

        • Jeremiah

          Or more like he woke up with vaseline in his cornhole.

        • Fuck You

          Aaaand a South Park reference. Goddamn you suck.

        • OREYG

          ……that's the best you could do?

        • Red

          speaking from experience there, n1ghtstalker ?

    • matty

      hey man. thats an insult to the dog.

  • sarcasm

    #8 It would be a Wiener (dog) trying to get into a skirt

  • James

    #13 do want!

    • jpp407

      cant be real.. surely??

      • James

        yeh i would definitely say he's been sprayed but still…! if only

      • Monk

        It's not real and stop calling me Shirley.

  • Paula_

    Hi Bob! Slept well I hope? Did your toothbrush still taste funny?
    Anyway; take it easy today, OK?
    Not so many posts as yesterday please (wow I said please). It's hard enough getting any work done when Chive has little posts, but yesterday was a bit too much. My head still hurts from Chive Overdose.

    If the Chive would ever get a bill for all the hours of lost productivity because of employees browsing the Chive… that would be enough to make a small country go bankrupt. You know it's true.

    Love you! ❤

    – btw #30: I said: "Awwww…". Damned hormones are at it again…

    • Miklos990

      hehe thechive have finally found something cute for your taste, they've found your weak spot for the cuteness XD

    • yup

      you know what would be hilarious? if paula turned out to be a really hot chick. until i see prof tho, Paula, you're just a dude that has a chicks name

  • omous

    #26 "This is just like that dream I had"

  • jpp407

    #27 "wanna race?"

  • houtini

    #13 a Golden Diger !

  • Terry Burke

    #12, that's the kinda dog i want

  • Capitalsfan74

    #15 Straight chillin, shooting the breeze.

    • Wade Wilson

      Just primates chill'n out.

  • amplidudes

    #20 What's it?

    • Paula_

      Painfull to have sex with.

      – the one you love to hate

      • shaunvw

        you would

        • Paula_

          I like the pain!

          – the one you love to hate

    • Herro

      kinda looks like a muppet.

      • gumball

        I think it's a herflegerfleberf

        • DocIcetea

          Aren't herflegerfleberfs extinct?

    • Meh

      A green spiny katydid

  • docsully

    #8 Wiener dog, you're doing it right!

  • accidentero

    #13 Soooo cute

  • Lee

    #21 "oh, but he's got huuuge teeth! He'll take your head off"

    • Kodos

      "..for DEATH awaits you all..with big pointy teeth!.."

      • MacNCheesePro

        "RUN AWAY!!!!!"

    • bettingonthecubs

      three shall be the number of counting

      • NoMoGeronimo

        ….and the number of counting shall be three

        • MacNCheesePro

          …no more! No less!!!

    • kanda

      …ehh, he can leap about! …LOOK AT THE BONES!!!

  • cepelina

    #28 WHAT an AWESOME shot!!! super like!

  • Moweed Alin

    #3 Kung Fu Hamstah?

    • Graham

      Looked a bit more like cleaning teeth with human sized toothpick hamster but that may just be MHO

  • humblemonkey42

    #21: the Joe Dirt rabbit.

  • ftw

    #20 Come at me Bro!

  • ftw

    #20 Touch my motherfucking leaf again!

  • bkfrijoles

    "The Dog Days of Summer" #12

  • JFrost

    #18 if Stephen Colbert was a shifter

    • Pat Overton

      Cardigan Corgi politician wants your vote!B)



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