Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Lemmy the Pirate

    who is #7???

    • Todd A

      H E L L O O O O ! ! ! ! Sara Jean Underwood. Playmate of The Year. So fine..

      • Yates

        Ya, its Sara Underwood. She can go fuck herself tho. Fucking went and ruined that perfect body of hers with fake tits. I suggest everyone just stop paying attention to her and move onto some other hottie, dare I say Kate Upton.

        • Jimmy Page

          that kate upton bitch is overrated too.

          • DaddyD

            Kate Upton's bitch is definitely overrated, but Kate Upton … no way. All your taste is in your mouth.

            • Dukemeister

              What does that even mean?

              • Mmhmm

                Bad Mouth, Bad Taste. The better question is.. what is it? Pun, riddle, double entrendre? I'm not sure…

  • Pablo

    Your balls now itch

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1824051372 Jerome Hood

      they do….

    • ^ Pa-blows

      Yeah, your mom's 5 o'clock shadow is scratchy.

    • Fred

      I wakes up in the morning with my eyes to the skies,
      hand travelling south down my shorty girlz thighs
      Her thong and her bra layin' on the floor in a mess
      I say "get the fuck out" and check DMRandomness….

      • DWD

        That was sad.

      • Dick

        Stick to your day job Fred

      • Chiverchiver

        Isn't it awesomeness "Fred"?

  • Joe

    #3 Fuck the police

    • stonyjoe

      especially the ones on bikes

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Only in Holland… Photo was taken this week considering the ad.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • tsk

        Shit is Paula Dutch?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I've only told this a couple of times… (ZH). Guess you weren't paying attention.
          But hey I'm in the Chive office, really. In the basement. Just follow the odd smell.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

          • DutchChiveFan

            OMG!

          • Shawn

            züri?

    • Westside

      Hey, officer Krupke, KRUP YOU!

  • Tim

    #2 "Hold my beer and watch this"

  • cjwhookid

    #18 Buscemi Blouse : Not Sold in Stores

    • cepelina

      i love thjis, id so buy it, buschemi is awesome, and to me, strangely attractive in his own way.

      • bubblerider86

        blackmilkclothing.com 🙂

    • Mokuseitora

      Girl is Hot, Dress is Not!

    • andy

      Id still bone her….

  • Z_b

    #4 They see me rollin'..

    • Jacob

      #3 They hatin'

    • Z_b

      i don't know why but sometimes i get different pics on diff numbers :/ probably fucked up pc, or browser..

      • Kelly

        or user error.

        • Z_b

          not rly since i pressed the back button and it actually was number 4 and after i refreshed page it changed to number 3

  • Taynk

    #2 would be better if that was painted to the side of that Silo thing in the background.

    • azincourt

      A tent?

  • Todd A

    #16 Why's it got to be a white on black thing ??

    • prunejuice

      oh i see what you did there

  • meh

    Daily morning Lameness ,seems you are concentrating more on the soft porn posts.

    • orlylol

      2nded.

      • Red

        thirded.

        • Billy

          fucked it

    • DaddyD

      And that's a problem why?

  • random guy

    #13 Must be a Chiver

    • TheRealSnowman

      … making breakfast….

    • The Chivery

      Nah. He's much too cool to be a Chiver. Chive on!

  • pud3000

    #3 reminds me of an episode of Little Britain whenre andy the 'disabled'one is in the tree.
    "How did you get up there Andy?"
    "I fell"

  • Patrick

    #11 I wonder how long it'll be before Facebook starts copying Google+…

    • DJo

      It's already started. Facebook added video chat through a deal with skype to do something similar to Google+ Hangouts.

      • DaddyD

        So Google+ copies FB and Skype and that is okay, but FB copies Google+ and that is bad or evil?

        What am I missing?

        • http://www.facebook.com/samuel.bolduc Samuel Bolduc

          +1, totally agree

  • http://twitter.com/Pasha723 @Pasha723

    #18 Steve Boobscemi

  • hater

    #7. Sara Jean…

    • http://twitter.com/Pasha723 @Pasha723

      UNDERWOOD!

    • n1ghtstalker

      So freaking HOT! I don't know what this outfit is supposed to be but I want one for my girlfriend. Then maybe a Sara Jean Underwood mask too!

      • http://www.facebook.com/adamharahuc Adam Harahuc

        I think the outfit is Padme from star wars episode II

    • orlylol

      The 66 most overrated women of 2011, # 44 Sara Jean Underwood

      We never, ever thought we would say this, because we used to be in lust with SJU, but her recent foray into the world of breast enhancement and plastic surgery mixed with her taking over the job of the woman I had ranked #7 on this list last year means the infatuation is pretty much over. It probably breaks her heart. Sorry you had to find out like this, Sara Jean.

      • derp

        Right when I saw her picture, I knew some idiot would do the old copy/paste from this lame, over-used article. Yep…

        • MIK24A2

          She is for sure taking the spot of Olivia in my heart

          • Joeyk

            Thats not your heart my friend..

      • orlylol's dildo

        Have an opinion of your own orlylol or do you always borrow one from others?

    • equalizermax

      #7 Before — #8 After

  • Cristi_P

    #12 hahaha, kitties!

    • _Moose_

      Kitty, kitty, kitty!

  • sarcasm

    #15 hopefully not the future. Most people watch horrible television.
    #13 Look at those T-rex arms!

    • Chazz B

      hahaha trex arms xD

      • D.C

        I hope it's not the future that's tacky as shit!

        the jacket, not the t rex arms

    • phdonme

      How about fucking invisibly instead of tv…..

  • Nightjak

    Dare, i say first.

    18. awesome
    22. Freaky

    • ChiverMeTimbers

      WOW…this post is so Failing that you must be new to the Chive…

      1. Dont do the "First" thing… just dont.
      2. Put a # before the number of the picture you want to post (i.e.) #18 is awesome #22 Freaky

      Chive On My Man

  • JPC

    I have to say, that finally the Chive has a big ad for something that isn't awful (like Bad Teacher). Breaking Bad is fucking awesome.

    See, Chive? This is the kind of ad revenue you should go for. Take ads from movies/shows/etc. that aren't gigantic piles of dog shit.

    • Wade Wilson

      Totally could not get into that show. Subject matter couldn't be less interesting but hey, to each his own I suppose. I'll stick to watching Dexter murder rapists. ^^b

      • JPC

        Drugs, murder, what's not to like? 🙂

        But seriously, just the way they've handled his transformation from decent guy trying to make money for his family before he dies, to greedy badass is awesome. Also, I thought Jesse (his former student/drug partner) was annoying early on, but he's been a great character after the first season.

        • Matthew

          I love the show, Brian Cranston is a great actor. Hard to believe he plays clueless Hal in Malcolm in the middle though.

  • Anon

    you might have been if you didnt take over 40 minutes post your "clever" comment. and you dont even use the quick reference feature. #18 #12. Guilty on 3 counts of epic failures

    • omous

      Guilty on 1 count of failing at correcting people, and 1 count of using the word epic.

    • Anon FAIL

      does your "reply" button not work? Ummm…yeah…thanks for playing. Go sink your failboat.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

    #10 and #19 are the only awesome this morning IMO…

    • Foosbah

      agree.

    • peanut3603

      #10 Not 1 chick in the pic, Little gay bros…..

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #11 oh burn!
    #5 im gonna ride the everloving shit out of this rollercoaster!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      I feel sorry for the little girl… white people should never be exposed to that much sun

  • jpp407

    #19 Guess who blew the boss?

    • TheDarkKnight

      You?

      • jpp407

        Im sorry batman.. incorrect.

  • tropsmurf

    #21 yes it is awesome

  • marco

    #3

    like a boss

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

    #8 Planking gone horribly right?

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