Quit being so productive, take some GIFS

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  • 1st?

    1st?

    • Troll of Truth

      #8 was awesome and way less stupid (believe it or not) than the dude who got a tattoo to propose

  • n1ghtstalker

    Damn Chive. #11 and #15 have now put big burn marks on my screen I stared so long! Nice work!

    • Brad

      # 11 is Mariana Davalos


    • Wally

      I agree. That is all.

    • Dagoth Wit

      The sad thing is she's probably considered plus size in the modeling world. #11

      • http://twitter.com/#!/gfeinberg86 GreyGhost9

        #11 holy crap on a stick that is no plus size girl and i would ride her like a dog humping a leg

        • specv44

          34 – 24.5 – 38 are ROCKING measurements

          • ilovethechive

            and they are TWINS!!!!

    • Bdrizzle

      #11 go to prom with me! 😛

    • raptor5150

      Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh nooooooooooo!

    • mtpuckhead

      Best 2 of the bunch, for sure.

  • What?

    #16 looks like Justin Bieber…

    • TheRealSnowman

      Exactly my thought too.
      Now, how do I best poke out my eye….
      What a horrible way to start a day >.<

      • ORROE

        woah, calm down there sport.

    • The Chivery

      Of course. Justin Bieber probably is a Chiver. Chive on!

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      I say it's Bo Burnham. Bo fo show.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #5 that jiggle!
    #11 that body!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Hi SpankMonkey! I doubt #5 knows how to play tennis, her pose is all wrong. I call FAKE.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        i speak for all men when i say WHO CARES about her tennis ability?!? all we need is jiggle to be happy!
        cheers, beers

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Oh fuck off you. I know you only watch womens tennis for the SFW moaning (that seriously makes me want to beat the crap out of them as it's just a distraction tactic, NOTHING else).

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

    • mikethemotormouth

      #5 i could watch that all day
      #11 MOAR!!!!

  • boss

    i kinda wanna try and see if #9 works

    • http://twitter.com/ScottCO09 @ScottCO09

      Vengeance shall be had.

      • Employee

        ….on Cat Saturday!!!!!! muhahaha

    • Catbra

      Let someone do it to you first you fucking sadist

      • b-ry

        nope. top of the food chain, we say what goes. deal with it.B)

        • Atom Agoy

          Clearly not on top when it comes to having a brain…

          • tyler

            Yes. Other species have developed advanced technologies and forms of government. You're absolutely correct.

          • ORROE

            yeah, you're making a compelling case.

      • Johnny_Dizzle

        I gotta agree with you. That one made me sad, and I am not one of those animal rights hippies. That poor cat just looked sad…

        • Jimmy C

          No it's just instinct. That's how a kitten's mother picks him up when he's a baby. They just go limp, doesn't hurt.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1646765608 Jeffrey Scott

            I was going to say the same thing. Glad someone else around here uses their brain.

      • Special_k

        The Felines are designed this way. The area on the back of the neck is like a handle. Not much nerve goes through this area. doesn't hurt at all.

        • tyler

          Its nice to see that some people actually know something about cats. Its not hurting the cat at all, its instinctual.

      • bob

        anger issues?

    • Bird

      When I pick up my cat by the scruff of his neck he always goes stiff like that, so I think it probably will work.

    • goForth

      Clipnosis!

      • Stevo

        I declare your comment a win!

    • Atom Agoy

      I kind wanna shoot you in the head.

      • Stevo

        'kay, but do yourself first.

      • sniggi

        y u foamin brah

    • JAS

      Nobody else thought of Young Frankenstein? That's disappointing.

    • Avkiwi

      It works on most cats. I did have a moggie who this didn't bother at all. When my vet did it to keep the cat still and she just jumped of the table before exploring the room, the vet said that my cat "had attitude"

    • monty

      Isn't this how wild cats carry their young? doesn't look cruel or painful, just a natural reaction. I don't see a reason to do this, but I don't think it's cruel, not like people who shout at animals on youtube, that shit's traumatic.

  • dizzard

    Toss up between #11 and #15 for which one will reduce productivity the most. My bet is on the former

  • Tim

    #11 Holy hell, my contacts fell out of my eyes from not blinking for 20 minutes

    • Fabio

      Who's this goddes?!?

    • Careverga

      The best thing is there{s 2 of her. The Davalos Twins from Colombia.

  • theederv

    #5 Probably the best GIF ever!

    • Fasteddy14

      I'm not a huge tennis fan, but I would watch her matches.

  • James

    #6 YOINK!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      HAH! Thought the same thing when I saw this. Great Simpsons reference James! B)

  • JPC

    #13 – The first few times I watched that, I thought it was the old lady pulling him down.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      He's so short a toddler could pull him down.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • bud

      the old guy behind him gets smacked

      • sankyd

        i noticed that too hahah. there's so much going on here if you keep looking.

    • zTom

      That guy got immediately suspended from his job at that city's town hall then ended up being condemned to six months suspended sentence from violently gripping Sarkozy.

  • jpp407

    #14 look at the kid in the blue robe's subtile shoulder pop..

    • Urban

      This shlt makes me laugh, even on the repost.

  • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

    #11 really has a great body

    • zero

      u think Terry? Good lord!

    • duh

      understatement of the year right there buddy

  • Sybot

    #13 – check out the old guy in the cream suit getting whacked in the face!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #3 WTF!? How can that slow fucker catch a crow?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • MonkeyMadness

      1. Turtles are faster than you think
      2. Those aren't crows. Get out more.

      • sniggi

        get troll'd

    • Miklos990

      That's because those are pigeons not crows and pigeons are all stupid

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Aaaaaand…
        Another two bite the dust,
        Another two bite the dust yeah yeah,
        Another two bite the dust…

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Rukus

          It isn't trolling if people just think you're stupid. And, you have never really come across as the sharpest knife in the drawer.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Yes it is and being blunt is a lifestyle.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • JstevensF

              Paula is to gullible fools what flames are to moths.

      • Red

        *sigh* dumbasses.

    • Dick Richardsen

      great troll, bro.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #7 Woman driver, true story. Seriously wounded a Dutch cyclist who fell in to the barbed wire. Fuck Tour de iSurrender anyway.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • http://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      The Dutch cyclist provably refused to go down on her….

    • Dan

      Anyone dumb enough to bicycle right next to a moving car deserves to be run over.

      • RiverDogs

        Dan – you're an idiot.

        • Texas

          no he's right you want to share the road then share the cost

          • Lijpe

            Do you still wonder why the rest of the world hates 'merica ?

          • Pete

            If you're talking about America, they do – the shortfall in road funding from vehicular tax falls entirely on local roads, which is met by non-road tax dollars (this accounts for other non vehicular traffic too, such as footways)… so unless you want to start taxing pedestrians for using a sidewalk, cycllists are there to stay.

            And you're forgetting that road tax is an entirely voluntary tax – you don't have to pay. You opt in by using a car as your means of transport, and can opt out by stopping. But of course most people don't do that… not even cyclists. Along with most cyclists I drive as well as ride a bike, thus I do "share the cost" but for some reason idiots like you think we shouldn't "share the road" and "deserve to be run over."

      • http://www.facebook.com/simoniono Simon Iono

        he's in a fking race, that's his track, u expect the crew running it to NOT run you over.

        • JstevensF

          Simon's right. the Tour de France is the most famous cycle race in the world and only cars associated with the rider and their teams are allowed to drive on the same road.

          This wasn't just a few pedestrians getting in the way of motorists.

      • Bazinga

        It still surprises me how little people from outside Europe know what's happening in Europe. How can you not know what the Tour de France is?

        • ZombieBootParty

          Lance Armstrong knows. Seven times.

          • sniggi

            O SNAP SHOTS FIRED

          • The_Continental

            Bazinga that!

          • Dick Richardsen

            So do his steroids.

    • Coldzilla

      Um……… wrong. Hoogerland is still riding

      "After a rough night of sleep, Hoogerland said Monday, a rest day on the Tour, that he planned to keep riding when the race resumed on Tuesday — even though, with 33 stitches in his legs and more than 16 minutes of time lost to the crash, his prospects are fading. "

      and the driver was a he.

      "The race organizers banned the driver of the France Télévisions car from the Tour, saying he had ignored an order, issued on an internal radio system, to pull over and allow a team car to pass. "

      And like someone already said supplying wrong information and then telling someone theyve been trolled after they correct you isnt really "trolling". Its merely someone trying to correct the "facts"

      Or as you call them; random thoughts processed to get attention o.0

      But he IS Dutch – at least you got THAT right 😉

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I never said Hoogerland was out of the race. 1-0 for me.

        The driver was a woman. Hoogerland said so himself in an interview and there's this photo of course: http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/foto/aa1d0805_592…. I won't post the link to the interview because Chive doesn't like you posting multiple links. You can find the article on wielerflits.nl. 2-0 for me. You lose. Now blow me.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Coldzilla

          Yes cause "seriously wounded" people are still able to race; the way you said it the guy was on his last legs. He took a hit and got back up. Not sure of what YOUR definition of "sersiously wounded" is but if theyre thinkin they can get back on a bike Im pretty sure they dont fall into a normal persons view of that.

          1 – 0 the normal thinking people

          LOL you think you can tell thats a woman from THAT pic? And the site you gave me is in Dutch – I translated it but still cant find the interview. All other articles I CAN find on it insist it was a man… as already posted

          2 – 0 the normal thinking people

          "Blow me"? My what an ODD thing for a "woman" to say….

          Thought so… 😉

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Run this trough a translator then: http://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/14688/hoogerland

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one that is right

            • Coldzilla

              Well then I, and the rest of the media of the world, stand corrected.

              Youre a stand up dude Paula 😉

    • Ryan

      This has got to be one of your best comments Paula.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

    #2 Whenever I see her the only thing I can think to say is… I've see you naked

    • libussa

      who is she ?

      • OHRG

        who cares?

        • libussa

          I care cause I want moar

          • Ryan

            Vanessa Hudgens

    • creatorofbs

      she needs more nude pics

      • Spank the Monkey

        She needs to finish ironing the damn shirt!

  • Bill

    Paula it isnt a crow its a pigeon

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      OMG another one bites the dust! And fails to find the 'reply' button.

      Damn I love Chivers, they're soooo stupid… it's almost not a challenge to have fun with them anymore… Maybe I'll have to find a site with more intelligent people (or less Americans but that's basiclly the same thing).

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • OREYG

        win.

      • JstevensF

        Paula . . . I love you more and more as the days/comments go past.

      • DaddyD

        Not stupid. Ignorant. There is a difference. And your new site should have "fewer" Americans. If you're going to troll, at least learn the language.

        Oh yeah. Basically. Learn to type and proofread as well.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          English is only my second language, but my Dutch, French and German beat yours any day.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

    • MLLS

      Paula's a pigeon?

      • Bill

        its a shame that some people in this world have to try to be self-engrandising at the expense of others.
        when in fact the make themselves fools in the end

  • MonkeyMadness

    #11 is freaking awesome!
    #14 is just freaky.

  • teilzeithippies

    chive on from germany

  • Chesty Laroo

    #3 Ninja turtle takes out teenage angst, and pigeon.

    • Urban

      I can understand why. Pigeon is good eats.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    Camila Davalos has one of the best asses ive ever seen #11

    • thechevron

      aw man your a legend for identifying.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      As does her sister, Mariana.

  • jericho

    For the love of God almighty, FIND 11 OR ELSE!?

    • DWD

      No one likes scrolling you dick. Learn to post. #11

      • jericho

        die in agonizing pain! Fucker!

        • Dick Richardsen

          you should still learn to post.

          • jericho

            Why do I always find people like you online…maybe I consider re-posting pictures again and again unnecessary! Is that an excuse to call me a DICK? Sorry dude, I will never post again! Ever! So you and all the rest of you fuckers can have a nice day!

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    Does #9 work on women?

    • Zach

      Just make sure you click her in the kitchen.

    • Graham

      nope but ruffies do

      • Graham

        Not that I know from personal experience.. Big hangover fan I guess?

  • soupnuts

    anybody know how to clean goo off a keyboard?

    • BaJezzus

      you don't. you have to kill it with fire. sorry

    • Ravienne_Cullen

      Get a spray bottle of Goo Gone

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    #11 Want moar!!!!

    • newscot



      Because Videos > Gifs

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