Chive Everywhere (47 Photos)

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  • Holy CoWwW

    #14 i need MOAR of that!! Seriously……

  • Irishstephen

    #1 You can kind of see her light blue thong under there – lucky guy!! Best wishes!!

    • @pezatsea

      I totally missed that the first few times I looked at it. Now I can't stop noticing it.

      • Irishstephen

        What has been seen cannot be unseen! And I don't want to unsee that…

  • Dunny_

    So…I see her "something blue" was her underwear. Looks good #1.

  • Holy CoWwW

    #7 is beyond hot, shes insanely hott!! p.s chive you guys are just purely awesome. You need to make new chive shirts with your logo and literally put in caption "Just the best site in the world!" no more "probably", id compare the chive to a crack addiction, so good…. so cheap…. and once youve chived you cant freakin stop! chive on!! (by the way, ive never done crack lol)

  • WoogyMonster

    #39 Transplant that raggedy fucker into two containers stat! Pull it out of that measly container, carefully separate the root ball in half, and plant each in a good soil. Going to needs some nutrients too. Keep them by the window, but not in direct sunlight for a few weeks. And of course…..Stay Calm and Chive On bitches!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #27 are those… xmas decorations?!?!? selling them at this time of the year? wtf??

  • Coldzilla

    #4 looks like a young John Lithgow

    #30 ** salutes **

  • Chris Scharff

    Try one of the chive most loyal Chivettes. We've had MOAR (although we'll always take more of that fine blue devil-ette).

  • frenchtoastman

    #47 I can't believe no one made the Mind The Gap comment.

  • Sam the man

    #8 NEED MORE MILF CHIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Derp

      You are out of your mind. 1) She is busted. Through. Split. Tore down. 2) She might have ruled the trailer park 20 years ago but I guarantee you her grandkids are like 2 years away from creating their own meth lab. 3) Grandmas reliving their glory days at Kid Rock concerts should neither be celebrated nor encouraged.

      • Ranger 4 Life

        That's not a Kid Rock show.. that's Rock n the Range. Ya know.. Disturbed, A7F, Slipknot, Bullet, etc. BAD ASS SHOW- 40 bands over 2 days! More mohawks in one place than I've ever seen in my life! Kid Rock would get his ass kicked there! LOL. I met this chick at the show and she had the best smoke ever! She is only like 35, I don't think she has grandkids yet, but she does have some of the nicest tits I've ever seen- you just knew those weren't cheap! You should change your name from Derp to Douchebag!

        • Derp

          You went to a Slipknot show and smoked pot with trailer trash who looks 20 years older than she actually is. Congratulations. Your life has officially peaked.

  • geeksane

    #44 Didn't even have to read the text to know it was you Lauren! Awesome picture!

  • DDv

    Is #10 a Chiver posing as a Hipster? OR Hipster posing as a Chiver?

    Naughty HIpster!!!!

  • bkfrijoles

    #14 is beautiful

  • Yepper

    #44 Finest hour glass ever! LG = Top Notch.

  • Brendan

    #39… plant it in a bigger pot. and maybe take it away from the heat of the direct sunlight by the window, I'm just saying.

  • John Best

    #45 this was from the set of Kitchen Nightmares

  • BrownNote420

    #39 My advice would be to throw that plant away and grow some chronic.

  • Sport Royal

    #14 Can I be in Greece with you? Like right now?

    #44 Dat hourglass. O.o

  • dicgozinia

    #39 I only have indoor gardened once or twice but there are three potential issues I see.

    1. The pot is too small for the amount of chives.
    2. They need to be trimmed.
    3. Too much sun.

  • Bud Lee

    # 14 wins

  • SMK

    #39.. looks like you may have watered this too much.
    HOW DO I GET A "KEEP CALM CHIVE ON SHIRT"?? they are always sold out…… 😦



    Why aren't those BLISS caps DDG 60 silver?

  • StayClassySD

    There seem to be a lot of San Diego chivers. Next theChive meetup in San Diego? I think that needs to happen!

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  • chong

    #38 i say fake

  • diaryofatamewolf

    More #21 please!

    • TheBiffer

      She's a friend of mine, I have access to moar!

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