Miss Hooters Pageant 2011 (52 HQ Photos)

Chiver Mike UpdeGraff was nice enough to send in some awesome pictures from the 2011 Miss Hooters International Bikini Contest in Miami, FL. Mike has worked the show for the past 4 years and says the girls are a lot of fun to work with and stare at. Thanks Mike! They look fun and smart.

  • http://www.facebook.com/johnbbest John Best

    first is lame

    • Just Saying

      Chivettes are hotter.

    • snowbird

      Your fucking dbag comment is outrageous, egregious, preposterous

      • dub

        You missed a conjunction there. Check the "B" section of that dictionary you're holding.

      • http://www.facebook.com/johnbbest John Best

        refer to #2 on todays DAR

    • equalizermax

      #52 – Me want!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002653895425 Robert William


    • Broadbem

      Your a hipster aren't you….

      • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

        With two first names because last names are soo mainstream…Must be Hipster.

        • Christian Lander

          Stuff White People Like 22, Having Two Last Names

          In recent years, white people love giving their children two last names. This is a direct result of white women thinking it’s sexist and outdated to take on their husband’s name. It is also sexist that the child would only carry the name of one parent, especially since the unnamed parent is the one who carried the child for nine months. The only logical solution is to give the kid a split last name. White people can’t get enough of it!

          As a result we have children growing up named Elijah Sadler-Moore.

          While it’s true that many Spanish speaking cultures do this, often times their names are crazy long but are often shortened into sweet one word nicknames like Pele. Also, there is a historical precedent.

          Being a recent phenomenon, we have yet to see what happens when one split named person marries another split named person. Does their kid end up with four last names?

          I have a feeling that College Lacrosse and Soccer Jerseys are going to look pretty strange in the next few years.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761535178 Rachael Cariola

    Oh, hooters girls are supposed to be hot? The hooters by me definitely missed the memo.

    • blah

      ditto. and the food is shit.

      • Hostile

        Same here.

    • Captlazarus

      I keep hearing sir mix in my head "knock kneed bimbos walking like hoes"

    • JD Marsh

      chivettes > hooter plastics

      • Lucifer

        do you mean chivette plastics>hooter plastics?

    • BoobieWatcher

      I doubt any of these girls have ever worked at a hooters.

      • dub

        I like your avatar. I thought it was titty-sex at first.

    • creatorofbs

      nuttin a paper bag cant fix. but their bodies are nice. even with fake titties

    • guyon the side

      same here! the hooters by me is terrible the girls are not even close to average :s

  • theatreides

    Awesome! #7 is hott!

  • thursdaymofo

    At first I was like #18 ,but then I was like #34

    • Graham

      and now I am like #19 camel toe much?

      • FreakyBobo

        And then i was like fapfapfapfapfap

    • http://www.facebook.com/bleepsnbreaks Dave Davies

      Sounds like my life………

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

    I'm all for displays of vanity.. but these girls are trashy

    • The Pict

      Exactly right. Ain't it great!

    • Jedi

      Isn't that the point?

    • j22

      How are they trashy? bc they work at hooters?

      • TCUchiver

        maybe because they fake tan just a little too much. all i see when i look at them (other than big boobies) is leather cigarrette skin…no bueno

    • DirtyArmySpecialist

      they look like bacon…

  • b-ry

    #33 looks like she's pinchin a loaf.

  • TheTerrorizer

    So much hotness…don't even know where to begin

  • Gutts

    #7 My winner.

    • ilovethechive

      #33 Has a five o'clock shadow
      #44 Donald Duck?

    • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

      Well, at least the winner was from Ft. Lauderdale. Looks like I'll be heading down there after work to find her. Creeper pictures to follow.

  • Phlerm

    meh… where the chivettes at?

    • Love It!

      Our girls are way hotter. Sexy Chivers ftw!

      • Flicka

        Hell yea. A LOT less silicone.

        • theederv

          Nothing wrong with silicone if it's done properly. Over-Sized ridiculous falsies are disgusting. However, my fiance has a sensible boob job and you'd never know they were fake.

  • Jak

    I'll have the wings!

  • TheTerrorizer

    May we have chivette please

    • http://www.gfys.org/ goodtaste

      Ugly ,borderline anorexic ,daddy issues ,loose ,desperate for attention …how are they different from the Chivettes ?

  • hipsterbgone

    #1 Is that the dumb bimbo from the Miss America?

    #52 Now THAT'S straight pimpin!

    • jpp407

      "be stupid on tv, End up at hooters."

  • bathoris

    #20 nip slip

    • Anonamau5

      She's one of the few with what appear to be naturally fairly large boobs. The rest are flat or fake 😦

      Although I think #34 is the best. I hope those are real.

  • Yuppp

    Good God! #11 is SO SEXY!!! Great boobs too!

  • https://www.facebook.com/dukedavidp Peyton Duke

    For some reason I was expecting an emphasis on actual hooters.. Yet most seem to be lacking.

  • MigraineBoy

    More plastic than a Barbie factory. I want Chivettes!

    • Flicka

      I'll second that. Silicone parts are made for toys!

      • Ace_Hood

        I think the word you're looking for is 'plastic', dumb-ass.

  • Ass Man

    They all have a bad case of noassitis…

    • Flicka

      They've been doubling up on their Noassatall pills.

  • Producer1

    Too much silicone!

  • junior

    I like my hooters girls like i like my wings, naked and hot…

    • Jen

      and covered in sauce?

  • specv44

    and yet, when you go to Hooters, it ends up being a huge letdown…

  • Kaars

    #12… all Winners in my book!

    • dub

      Great assets!

    • FUs

      WTF MAN? that must be a pretty shitty book, any of our hump day chivettes beats that crap any day of the week

  • Alec

    Most of them don't really do it for me.. I agree with Phlerm bring on the chivettes

  • John

    Too many fake tits.

    • Adam

      My thoughts exactly.

    • Yates

      Yup. God I hate fake tits. If I wanted to feel two hard plastic melons, then I would just go to the Grocery store and molest some fruit.

    • Jack Mehoff

      Thats why they call em hooters. Tits are real, hooters are fake.

    • Rob

      no such thing!

    • AnnaR86

      ''Fake tits'' are ok because when the are done right you can't even see they are fakes. But botched boob jobs are not ok and some of these girls should definitely demand a refund or ask their doctor to fix it.

      • theederv

        Thank you, there are too many blokes out there quick to slag off boob jobs, the fact of the matter is the only one's you know are fake are the ones that are ridiculous. What you dont see are the ones that have been done sensibly.

  • Nerfherder

    Cant touch the Chivettes…..

    • Flicka

      …no matter how often I try…:p

    • Brod

      I totally agree. The Chivettes on The Chive are some of the best looking women on the planet! Imagine what other gorgeous girls are out there and have not let us ogle their awesomeness yet! I strongly encourage them to submit to the Chive!

      Most of these girls from Hooters are very plasticy looking and overdone. I think most of us guys like them real and not the fake porn star look. I like the girl in #18 though she is pretty hot!

    • justsomedude

      I was just about to post the same thing… Chivettes > Hooters

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