Miss Hooters Pageant 2011 (52 HQ Photos)

Chiver Mike UpdeGraff was nice enough to send in some awesome pictures from the 2011 Miss Hooters International Bikini Contest in Miami, FL. Mike has worked the show for the past 4 years and says the girls are a lot of fun to work with and stare at. Thanks Mike! They look fun and smart.

  • Paulo

    Nice, very nice.

  • http://loccus.deviantart.com/ Loccus

    You could literally use one body photo and just swap headshots. They all look over tanned and over processed. I'll stick with the Chivettes. 😉

  • Hooters, Peg

    The talent portion of the show involves the ladies taking my order correctly, and bringing my beer and wings in one trip. Never forget the wetnaps!

  • haa

    #1 #7 #29 #44

  • disturbed

    Gonna rent #23 for the weekend, put the top down and drive it hard.

    • Djma

      It looks like her left one is imploding…

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    How did you go back to 1990 when Dan Cortese was relevant? #5

  • rico suave

    no booties….

  • galm666

    I'm…not impressed. Maybe it's the "I'm trying too hard to impress people" vibe that they're all giving off. Maybe it's the spray tan fumes, or it may just be that they all look kinda trashy.

  • Step


    Dan Cortese?

    Oh, so that's where he's been.

  • Chiv3On!



  • jaydub

    #19 has a slight case of cameltoesis

  • Ello

    Most fake breasts ever in the same building? I'll pass

  • Blumpkin

    1st Hooters needs to find new personnel managers and then new girls

  • zman

    #12 best wings in town!

  • http://www.gfys.org/ itsobvious

    Ugly ,borderline anorexic ,daddy issues ,loose ,desperate for attention …how are they different from the Chivettes ? Saying they are real will not make them any classier than these chics.

    • Jen

      you must be fat

    • watson

      agree 100%

  • Adam

    Yeah they're hot and all, but a little too much silicone for my taste.

  • Kaldar

    Meh, too much plastic and spray on tans, bring on the Chivettes! LG and Erin FTW!

  • intmid8or

    some of these girls have fakies

    • Jen

      thanks, captain obvious.

  • Do0zer

    #13 or #42 If any of them. A little too "love myself too much, mindless idiot" for me.

  • Coldzilla

    I think Mike deserves a Chive On Shirt for the effort!

    Thanks Mike!

    AS for Derps – middle of the page the one that looks like Chewy?

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  • CCB

    #40 also hooter fail

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    I don't see any redheads. WTF Hooters!

  • system_error

    #44 — The Donald implant is hilarious!

    • oX_Animal_Xo

      Quacks you up every time?

      • system_error

        first thing I thought of…. "What did Donald Duck say to the prostitute?…………Put it on my bill!"

  • David

    I've seen hotter chicks at the Library.

  • BigBoss

    Love the TOES #10 #19

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