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  • @fideld0403


    • Talula

      That's what your dad says to your mom every night.

      • DaddyD

        And his mom says, 136th.

    • GreyGhost9

      Kill yourself

      • patov40

        u first.

  • Joel

    #7 find the one on the far left.

  • James

    #9 you know how i know you're gay?

    • James

      you know how i know im stupid? post the wrong number photo!

  • n1ghtstalker

    #8 There will come a time in this kids life where he will kick himself for being so damn interested in a shiny pom pom!!

    • MonkeyMadness

      lol I was going to post the same thing :P

    • Mincer

      'So when was the first time you realised Jimmy batted for the other side?'

    • BBL

      What you don't realise is he's other hand is about the slide down her skirt while distracting her… he’s going for the big prize :-)

    • equalizermax

      You know your gay when…

    • Chazz B

      find her!

    • Yo Mamma

      Courtney from the Milwaukee Mustangs Arena Football. I will actually see her tomorrow at the game. She going to flip!

  • MigraineBoy

    #20 *BEEP*

  • neefgeefd

    #12 fuck yes! if you love or hate women's sports, that moment was incredible

    • SkyVader

      What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

      • Rarar

        Can't tell if troll or just really stupid…

        • Togas

          You need an option C

        • Pat Overton

          Apparently we need an "Animal House Quotes" post. "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son."

      • SkyVader

        Whoa kids…'s from Animal House….John Belushi. Check it out sometime.

        • Chas1

          Nice..Got it from the beginning

    • DaddyD


  • 1st?


    • Honk

      wow way off buddy.

    • Coldzilla

      TIme to change that name to 7th ;-)

  • DweebsterDeluxe


  • Galletto3

    Call me crazy but ive always wanted to do #10

    • Chivalrous

      Lifelong dream.

    • HardCoreMike

      Your crazy! LOLz…. I wanna know who the first guy to try this was?! THAT guy has balls 'o' steel.

  • JGBallard

    #10 do you know how i know you are not gay……

  • Mark Palm

    #1 #6 #9 #12 #15 #20 This could've easily been a 'Herp-a-Derp' post :P

  • Raaandy

    #3 I think I would let Alex Morgan kick my balls

    • wuzzman16

      the girls on the Swedish team were hotter, i was really hoping we'd see them in the finals

  • saucypants

    #4 I like this picture. The cave is reminiscent of a gaping vagina.

    • arrowflight

      Not a fan of "gaping."

    • HayzeOne

      obviously has never seen a vagina.

  • Micky

    Australian Football. We don't fuck around.

    • Big E

      And we put ads on our ball

      • Sean Blinco

        We dont put pads on our players

  • Michael Knaak

    More bras in more places

    • Evil Dung Beetle

      I see what you did there…

  • jpp407

    #6 Extreme Frisbee = Extreme gayness

    • Hywel

      It's ultimate actually, if you are going to berate it at least get the name right.

      • Christian Lander

        Stuff White People Like # 110, Frisbee Sports

        Though many white people consider competitive sports to be too aggressive and macho for their tastes there are a few exceptions. The most notable is Soccer since for some reason it is wrong to get fired up about Football game, but right to get fired up about a Football match. The second sport (term used loosely) in this category is called Ultimate Frisbee or simply Ultimate.

        It is important to know that when you hear a white person saying “we should do some ultimate this weekend” or “I’m so pumped for ultimate,” they are talking about a sport and not an “ultimate solution”-type race war. Though a quick look at a field full of Ultimate Frisbee players might lead one to surmise that an ethnic cleansing has taken place.

        When you first see the sport being played, you will be struck at how amazingly boring it is. Imagine a field of white people running around throwing a frisbee trying to catch it in an “endzone.” Sometimes one person ‘guards’ another and that’s the whole game. There is nothing more to explain.

        If you look a little closer, you will see some surprising things. First, you will never see hippies get more upset than on an Ultimate Frisbee field. It can be jarring to see people who look like they should be playing acoustic guitars yelling at each other about whether or not Blake stepped out of bounds. Secondly, you will notice that Ultimate Frisbee matches are the best place to meet white guys who wear headbands.

        Fortunately, ultimate frisbee offers a lot of opportunities for personal, professional and financial gain. Since the sport has yet to be integrated, you could command a high fee in terms of money or favors if you agree to join one of the many white leagues in your area. To a white person, having a diverse Ultimate team is almost as good as winning the championship. Almost.

        In addition, white people have also created a sport called Frisbee Golf. In this game, you see how many throws it takes to get a disc into a receptacle. There is no other pertinent information about this sport, and it’s only real value is as a cheap date for white people who like to be outside.

        In any case, if a white person talks to you a sport that you’ve never heard of, do not be afraid to ask some questions. This is because, on average, white people invent a new sport every six weeks. Hacky Sack, Sky Surfing, and group juggling are just a few of the games invented to help white people maximize their time at parks and beaches.

        • fibonacci5150

          so what you're saying is, when the bubble comes, flip the boot!

        • DistractedIndividual

          Anyone else sick of these "Stuff White People Like #_" Posts?
          Seriously- STFU. Kay thanks

          • Dick

            I find myself getting sick of most of the shit people say on the Chive message board

            • patov40

              I agree. Especially that loudmouth cunt DistractedIndividual.

          • hMMMM

            are you offended, All-American white girl?

            • DistractedIndividual

              Not at all, every race has stigmas and stereotypes. I just don't bitch about it incessantly on an AMERICAN photo-blog.
              PS. I do believe sticks don't belong in your asshole, please remove promptly to reduce risk of becoming a douche-bag entirely.
              Thanks :]

            • Tron


          • Jimmy Page

            then don't read 'em, you nosey cunt.

            • DistractedIndividual

              Didn't, they just take up too much space…Much like how you do on the Earth. :D

            • rodan303

              Nosey…on a internet message board. hWow.

              • DistractedIndividual

                <3 You're awesome-
                Pretty sure some douche is stalking my posts and just changing the user name. Usually posting a poorly punctuated, half-ass attempt at an insult…always involving the word cunt.
                Damn, trolls..
                Thanks! :D

        • William Richardson

          And I thought I had too much time on my hands.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #7 This is just awesome! I want to marry her.

  • m6tt

    Does #19 mean drunken Bj for the thrower?

  • MonkeyMadness

    #1 That's one woman that really knows how to choke down a weenie.

    • Ken

      Work it girl… work it!

    • Dick LeGrande

      Yeah, the way she eat I wouldn't want her choking down mine….I might not get it back.

  • JMikeH


  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #14 the french red devil is at it again this year

  • hope my solo

    #3 #12 AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
    i was really disappointed with Brazil's "talent"….look like the indigenous people of Brazil

    • hMMMM

      Is it just me or does Hope Solo remind anyone else of Debra Morgan?

      • AAWW Yeah

        Hahahaha! I hadn't seen it, though now that you mention it…

    • Jason

      Yeah, i was hoping the Brazilian team would look more like what the internet tells me Brazilian women look like.

  • Chiveroni

    Doing it wrong, wrong…right! #9

    • @AlissaLee17

      Oh, if only I had known this technique when I ran the steeple chase…

  • Minion78

    #7 and #14 look awesummm

  • bkfrijoles

    #8 in a few years boobies will distracted him more then shiny things

    • frenchtoastman


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