Noah is my homeboy (30 photos)

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  • crothell


    • douche

      I definitely thought it was going to be an ad campaign for a movie. The one with the fat guy at the zoo…….

      • Watson

        you mean forge?

        • its_forge

          LOL very good.

  • equalizermax

    #20 That is Cute!

    • kaner

      they're probably dead, like in dinner for schmucks.

    • Fasteddy14

      I'm pretty sure that they have been taxidermied…dead stuffed animals are slightly less cute…

  • Blumpkin

    #1 She's enjoying it

    • HayzeOne

      Her boyfriend had a dolphinoplasty.

      • Jedi

        She's faking it!

        • Ron Morrison

          Then she's better at it than my old lady.

          • DWD

            I thought she was pretty convincing.

    • Kodos

      yeah, she was askin' for it anyway

    • Nephilim

      Maybe thats where flipper babies come from.

    • Spivias

      i thoughts shes hating it
      doesn't dolphins weight like half a ton

    • Watson

      even the dolphins get more ass than the chivers.

  • Bryan Fichtner

    #1 He's going to pork her dad…

    • iamsofaking

      He's not going to pork her Rusty.

    • soupnazi

      Commas, they make all the difference in the world.

      Fixed: He's going to pork her, dad.

  • KeyserSoze

    #27 Good dog! Goooooood dooooog! Stay, staaaaaay. OK! GET 'EM!
    miss my dogs :-(

  • Z_b

    #1 Is that a male dolphin?

    • Jeremy

      If not, the term scissoring is going to need a rename.

      • MrRushing

        how about… snorkeling…?

        • BloodScrubber

          What…. you've never seen a dolphin planking before? ;)

  • echogeo

    Before all the 'like a boss', 'and not a single fuck…' & 'they be hatin' comments, let me say that is one seriously large canine right there.

    • da' BRUINS

      "Hootch?! Hootch?! Forgedaboudit mang. Nobody remembers da' Chalupa dog neither, mang. We don't need doze steenkin' people anyhows."

    • anonnnnn

      damn you layed that comment out like a boss!

  • Commenter

    Less animals, more new memes please!

  • Bryan

    Animals rock #1 #2 #6 #15

  • Ryecrash

    #21 "I am disappointed in your poor representation of my greatness."

    • Claudio Andre da Silva

      i find your lack of capability to draw disturbing

    • Jason Reyes

      "I also think it's pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they could just go outside and stand in it. Anyway, please do not misinterpret the fact that I am talking right now as genuine interest in art and attempt to discuss it with me further. End of speech."- Ron F*cking Swanson

      • bigdeal

        you got that fucking right.

    • Atavachron217

      LMAO. I didn't know cats were funny until the internets!

  • specv44

    #26 Hurry up, Im late!

  • BObby

    Nice Trunks

    • mmhmm

      Ha! I see what you did there

  • Kodos

    "Sorry about that whole harpooning business."
    "We cool."

  • mitter78

    In the words of "The Todd"
    Underwater 5 … Nice.

    • Allenavw

      Love the Todd.

  • OwnerOfYou

    #21 Not even close…

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #25 a baby owl just qualified for the X-Games….your argument is invalid

    • Jen

      WHOOO DAT?

  • Kmac

    #25 Not all the Harry potter stars fared so well. Harry's homeless owl companion Hedwig's was forced to skate board for dead mice.

    • Dave Gal

      Wrong type of owl.

  • Joseph Moore

    #26 right out of Christmas Vacation. SQUIRREL!


    And you call yourself Van Gogh?

    Pfft, Pathetic

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #16 i swear by god, if that elephant blows his nose one more time in the water im throwing my pride at him. douchebag!

    • HUH?

      even a pack of lions respect the 'phant

      • Fasteddy14

        Further proof that size does matter…

  • EdWood

    Not sure why.
    But made me think of an old episode of "King of the Hill".

    • cage

      the one where Hank gets accosted by the Dolphin in the pool, yea nice one

    • panama99

      Because was "violated" by a dolphin in one episode…..

  • Allenavw

    #3 Bunnies gon' bunn. Makes me crack up everytime.

  • misschris

    #20 "Everyone together now… a little closer… come on, act like you like each other!"

  • dalexmu

    secret squirrel is on a new mission #26

  • Josh Gorter

    #29 what the fuck you looking at bitch?

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