A trip down memory lane with a special request…(35 Photos)

  • n1ghtstalker

    #4 I never knew Sarah Jessica Parker had her own castle?

  • n1ghtstalker

    #32 Weird Science girl is still HOT!!!

    • Head Chef

      Not anymore she isnt! One of those women who fell off the cliff looks wise.

      • n1ghtstalker

        I simply meant that look hasn't aged. Maybe its the underboob! If she knew she was going to be on the Chive so many years later I bet she would have left a gap too!

        • Troll of Truth

          of course the half laked look hasn't changed

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Her name is Norma Stitz. She's grown. You should google her.

      – the one you love to hate

      • umpalumpa

        Thanks for the name Paula! Norma still looks amazingly hot!!!!!!

        • not again

          Try again.. That's Kelly LeBrock

          • P90

            Yep, Steven Seagals ex wife.

      • Paulo

        I laughed way too hard at that.

      • Firewalker

        Damn you Paula…

      • EyeBleach

        She's grown a lot and turned black…

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Filled out nicely huh?

          – the one you love to hate

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Now, not so much. However, she started her own brand of homeopathic remedies-alternative treatments on the needs of all Americans to have affordable access to such remedies. She is on various scientific advisory boards and regularly lectures on this subject. I've heard her on talk radio a few times. So, good for her.

      • n1ghtstalker

        Noooo. I clicked the link. I am now going to have to drink a bottle of vodka tonight to see if I can erase this section of my memory. I only want to remember her as the underboob white cutoff goddess above!!!

      • its_forge

        Mm, homeopathy. Completely unproven by any clinical test ever and, on the face of it, ridiculous. Yes, water has "memory." Every drop of water on the planet has had poop in it at one point or another. What are the homeopathic qualities of poop again? They used to have another name for homeopathic medicine; they called it "snake oil."

    • Paulo

      Growing up, I had the biggest crush on her and Jessica Rabbit.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I'll always have a crush on Jessica Rabbit. Also, she doesn't age.

        – the one you love to hate

        • KeyserSoze

          Plus, she fucks like a.. well, you know….

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Cartoon character?

            – the one you love to hate

            • KeyserSoze

              Yeah, cartoon character. You're good, Paula….

    • David


    • Guest

      #32 is how I started to wonder where babies come from.

      • Nathanial Hörnblowér

        they come out of the vagina

  • umpalumpa

    I'm still waiting for #29 # 29

    • Shawn

      what are they? I'm probably too young or too european but hell, I want to buy a pair! LIKE NOW!!!

      • umpalumpa

        They from "Back to the Future"!!!

      • Fasteddy14

        They were from Back to the Future II. They were one of the awesome futuristic things we are supposed to have by 2015…

        Self-lacing Nike's, Self-fitting jackets (with auto-dry), and the hoverboard (by Mattel) which every kid in my generation wanted to be real.

    • derek

      someone made them. a chick actually. look it up on youtube. they are pretty sweet

    • Big E

      Nike has a patent for auto laces. Im hoping thats for a special edition in 2015

    • lolol

      im waiting for #29 and the hoverboard

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

    #35 Have it on my ipod…

    • Bodhi

      me too on my iPhone.. Orgional Doom game is on the App Store people check it out lol. http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/doom-classic/id336

    • Kayla

      The controls on that shit suck. I had it on mine. Til I upgraded to an android. 😀

      • DrROBOTO

        All i could hear in my head was the noise they make when they get shot

      • Ned Flanders

        Upgraded? haha

        • CDN

          Yes, Android is an upgrade. I don't like to be told by Steve Jobs what I can and cannot do with my phone. Also, the iPhone is way behind compared to the Android OS. iOS 5 "borrows" HEAVILY from Android's success.

          • its_forge

            I have been a Mac technician and an Apple "supporter" for 20 years and I'll tell you right now, Apple's imitators surpass them without any effort whatsoever. Android was already better than iOS the day it premiered. And this is beside the fact you have to kiss Steve Jobs' withered old ass just to get your app published on the App Store.

    • Beavis

      I have it on a 20 year old computer: Pentium 100MHZ that has a 2.4 gig hard drive, 256k Pc 133 ram,and still works.

  • Mike

    #1 John Hancock? It's Herbie Hancock.
    RIP Farley

    • http://www.gfys.org/ fatguyinalittlecoat

      One of the greatest.

      • him

        shut up richard

      • herpderpr

        "THE" greatest.

    • Paulo

      Loved that man. Off to watch Black Sheep now.

    • rodrocks

      "Fat guy in a little coat…"

    • Adam

      "Did you eat alot of paint chips as a kid?" Ha Ha Ha WHY?

    • MikeyMate

      You're naughty! You're a naughty little pet!

  • help!!!!!

    who is #32… please help

    • Head Chef

      kelly lebrock

      • pete

        http://tinyurl.com/5va6kr6 different now…

        • Richard

          still would, others have aged worse

          • AnyoneForCoffee

            Hell yeah. Uber-MILF.

            • tralfaz

              Your better off to just go watch Weird Science, "Chicks cannot hold their smoke, that's what it is"

              • Dos Exxes

                That's a line from Breakfast Club. Nice try, though.

    • https://www.facebook.com/cpierce310 Chris Pierce

      the chick from weird science

      • its_forge

        The Weird Science movie; there was also Vanessa Angel from the Weird Science TV series who was, once upon a time, also nice to look at and now is also kind of eeuuggh.

    • 80's ruled

      I think you are too young for this site. Have you asked your parets for permission to be on the internet?

      • its_forge

        Weird Science was 1985 homey. If the movie was a woman and submitted a photo to Sexy Chivettes, posters would call her a MILF.

  • http://twitter.com/DriftwoodProse @DriftwoodProse

    #14 is so depressing…

    • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

      3.98 a gal here in Alaska

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=27206114 Michael Ricketts

      ya beat me to it. think when i was finally old enough to drive the lowest i got was about $1.10 or so. I remember vividly thinking that $2.90 was expensive. Think the lowest i saw as a kid was around $.69 or so

      • Kenny

        I used to push my lawnmower around town lookin for work, and it was .75 cents a gallon.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=591747781 Erich Backhus

      Cheapest I can actually remember was $.89/gal in 2001.

      • ????

        gas was $.99 a gallon the day i bought my first car and the next day when i went to fill up it was $1.01. i was pissed. now i would love to be pissed about $1.01

      • Kenny

        Where were you stealing that from, the farmers supply?

    • Damn You Gas

      I remember the pre-Bush years. 😦 Went up, and never came back down.

    • CDN

      It would be nice if we in Canada still paid that per LITER! It's up around $1.30/L so that would be about $5/GAL. So, the Americans whining about sub $4/GAL gas can shut it.

      • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

        We have to pay for our own insurance. SHUT IT.

        I mean, you do too through taxing, but it's still free if you need a quadruple bypass or something serious in my mind.

  • sexualniner

    every time i see this post i got from six to midnight.

  • Thomas

    #16 where is this from?

    i somehow remember this

    • umpalumpa

      Super Mario kart! Always hated that level!!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=17815425 Adam Purcell

        Sad, one of my favorites, especially when you get it going the other way. Careening through traffic, pulling off some narrow escapes between buses. Arggh, nostalgia!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=27206114 Michael Ricketts

          even better with 4 people playing. everyone on edge and frustrated….trying to hit someone with banana so they will spin into a car….ahhhh the tension

    • sucks2suck

      toads turnpike man

      • Yates

        Mario Kart 64 is it not?

    • Chelsea<3

      Mario Kart for N64

      • andfukyamoms

        this is not nostalgia, i still play it

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000681927439 Kyle Shubert

      That race course was the shit, especially when going in the opposite direction! Having to dodge the cars and the shit thrown at you from other players was fun as hell.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #23 i loved these so much i would wear them for ever. too bad the pump broke… 😦

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=27206114 Michael Ricketts

      parents never bought me these…….but they did get me LA Gear Lights. PICS!!!!

    • tk421

      My brother got them damn it. I took ownership a few years later, after the pumps broke.

  • Juan

    #28 n.W.o. 4 Life!! (although the Wolfpack was better, imo)

    • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

      80's and 90's were the golden years. (imo)

      • ????

        i still miss ECW

    • El BrandO

      I still sneak a peek occasionally; it's just not what it used to be.

      • andfukyamoms


    • geez

      DK, Buff Bagwell, Macho Man, Hollywood Hogan, Forgot his name, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and Konnan

      oyea..still kind of remember.

      • shaun

        forgot his name would be Mr Perfect RIP

  • bigdeal

    omg #1 #5 #10 #12 #22 #26 #27

    • bigdeal

      fuck it.. everything on this post except earthworm jim and the gushers..

  • bigdeal

    #27 your friend bandanna on knee bring honor!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ phukyu


      • rodrocks

        Is that Raughing out roud? Too funny.

    • SteelCityGuy

      You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend. (points at knee with thumb)


      • bigdeal

        i know i suck for checking but i am so PLEASANTLY fucking surprised someone else remembered too rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Head Chef

    #5 Spaceballs

    Ape 1 – Whats that coming out of her nose?
    Ape 2 – Spaceballs!
    Ape 1 – Oh shit there goes the planet!

  • red_dawn19

    i dont miss #12

    • Jen

      when i looked at that picture, i did NOT get a feeling of nostalgia.

    • Chivalrous

      I grew up through the late 80s and 90s and never had an AOL subscription.

    • Tom


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000681927439 Kyle Shubert

      Worst. Shit. Ever.

      Also, how that"You've got mail." catchphrase got popular is beyond me. It was annoying as all hell.

    • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt


      Juno's where it's at.

    • That Guy


  • Foxx It All!!!

    #32 is Kelly LeBrock

  • mcsgwigga

    I had #6 – Lego is awesome!!!

    • Ethan Shuster

      I recently bought a set just like this one for my nephew. I helped build it and it's awesome.

    • Anonymous

      Black Seas Barracuda. Need the Caribbean Clipper for a full battle.

  • Nathan

    #5 ludicrous speed

    • chrisdg74

      They've gone to Plaid!

    • Rick

      They are jamming us sir…..Strawberry sir.

      • Nathan

        Raspberry, There is only one person who would DARE give me the raspberry

        • Will


    • Dan

      It's MegaMaid… She's gone from suck to blow!

      • Ryan

        I'm surrounded by assholes!

  • dizzard

    #5 would be even more throwback if it were a VHS

    • Chiveroni

      They've gone plaid!

    • Kamps414

      Or Laser Disc!!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Or clay tablet!

      – the one you love to hate

  • http://www.facebook.com/btienyam Bordin Tienyam

    Well played.

  • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

    #27 I watched this religiously as a kid growing up. Well all Van Damme flicks.

    • mike

      I need to watch this one again. I remember Bloodsport being off the hook when I was 15. I need to see if it has aged well. I certainly haven't.

      • Mike

        I cried when Ogre died.

        • chong li

          ogre didn't die

    • SkyVader

      Watch your language on here. It's Van Darn.

  • Cristi_P

    #35 Just yesterday I was checking out the Vintage section of ID software's website. So many good memories about wasted nights playing Doom and Heretic 😀

    • bigdeal


  • Pants

    #1 #13 #17 So many memories…

    • David

      #17 Grooovey.

    • Riven

      Game gear was way ahead of it's time

  • Gibbo

    I watched this on foxtel yesterday

    but brick not hit back!!

    • DImac-death touch

      You jackson!?… you look like a jackson!

      • guest

        That's "you rook rike a Jackson."

        • Pablo3520

          You got to protect you nuts guys!

      • Ha!

        That would make you Frank Ducks!

  • http://twitter.com/Pasha723 @Pasha723

    #15 Uh….used to?

    • Ace

      everyone did

      • van

        i still do 🙂

        • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

          I can't find any….

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