Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (39 Photos)

  • Richard


    • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

      fuck u

    • Glizz


    • equalizermax

      Today's DAR is so lame

      • Everyone

        You are *always* lame. Please autoerotic asphyxiate already.

        • Umadbro

          So true though.

    • Eureka!

      Silly me… I've been doing that WITHOUT the meth this whole time!


      • rodan303

        Seriously, what a pansy-ass. You don't need meth for that.

    • disturbed

      #29 Gonna keep hijacking these threads. Douchebag threads are a free for all I say. Keep on rocking Cara and keep sending in pics. Have to keep us updated – you've captured our hearts. CHIVE ON!

    • davo

      first = virgin

    • disturbed

      Going Rogue. Calling all true Chivers. I submit to you all that these tools that call first or waste the top few posts with this bullshit are legal to hack or hijack as you see fit. Seems right to me. Or not. Regardless – I will do it anyway until the Chive Gods tell me I can't.

  • disturbed

    Bugs the shit outta me that my weekend start is dependent on whatever time you guys decide to DAR. #39 is Perfect!

    • JerkFace

      Thats how she should be seen!

      • Raunchy The 1st

        agreed. not showing her raggedy horse-face.

    • Stan2pp


    • disgusted chiver

      as is looking large in that pic

    • blahblahblah

      You can see the fake tan lines….no go.

    • dude

      solution: get a life?

    • Darkside

      Sweet mother of pearl.

    • http://www.gfys.org/ phuk yu

      And then the chivers gets pissed if i call the chivettes whores ,what a bunch of fucking hypocrites !

      • Red

        amen, brother.

  • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder


    Two days in a row suck it dingle berries!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Richard


      • quichurbitchin


    • disturbed

      Another wasted douchebag post. From the same loser. Hijacking will resume. #29 Rock On Cara!!! You look great!

      • Well Done

        Hijacking very appropriate.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=589047656 Kyle White

      Hate to break it to you, Mr. Douchnozzle, but you are, in fact, not first.

    • disgusted chiver

      you have so little to live for that this excites you this much? I suggest you get a life.. seriously

    • laxcat36

      I hate you

    • Coldzilla

      Apparently theres only ONE dingle berry here

      And he aint first… 😉

    • Jeff

      Suck it Trebek.

      • Shawn


    • bud

      words hurt, and you suck at them

  • paulson

    #36, #37, #38, #39

    The sun sets on the DAR, as is traditiOhmygod

    • paulsonsson


  • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

    Thumbs up if Harry Potter Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Matthew

      I think after that response we can conclude that harry Potter does not rule.

    • Chaos

      Harry Potter rules…. except when some douchebag is asking for some thumbs ups.

    • DWD

      "bob the builder" is a TROLL ignore.

      • not bob the builder

        I agree. I also find "bob the builder" to ba a deliberately provocative message board user.

        • Umadbro

          Yes, Bob The Builder is a troll, I agree. I shall post messages informing everyone of this, on his trolls, thereby encouraging and reinforcing this attention-seeking behavior.

          • DWD

            So your saying, I shouldn't post that he is a Troll? Because that is in fact benefiting his Troll sensibilities?

            • Umadbro

              Yeah, that's pretty much what I was saying, he's the fucking troll and everyone should know it.

    • Fuck you Bob

      Bob the Builder needs to stop sniffing Harry's magic wand.

    • northerner

      Um…in a word…NO.

  • Robi5150

    Thanks for a great week Chive…bring on the weekend!!!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I wish I had a good week but I didn't 😦

      • JerkFace

        cry us a river why dont ya

  • https://www.facebook.com/CUtigers530 Matthew Rose

    #1 I wish my wife was a cool

    • Blumpkin

      a cool what?

    • SweetAwesomeness


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


      – the one you love to hate

      • Umadbro

        * His wife obviously is a tool.

        • Obviously.


          • JerkFace


            • Umadbro

              Still got it, obviously.

          • Obviously

            Mostly apparent.

            • Perceptibly

              Duh 😀

    • BWS

      Joe Flacco's wife is a cool

    • Monk

      Stool* (Then she would be useful.) .. (but not as in poop)

    • Mike Jones

      If you were an NFL quarterback she probably would be. #joeflacco

    • HAHSO

      #1 I wish my wife was a cool

      why she won't bend over for you.

    • phideauxe

      I wish my wife was a Marlboro.

  • MigraineBoy

    #3 Dat ass.

    • RamRod

      That is an ass, very good

    • konaehukai

      "Alana Blanchard: Next to Damo Hobgood, I have the hottest ass in pro surfing."

  • Dingo8MyBaby

    #13 ….te amo…

    • Jak

      She looks unimpressed by his shaft

    • Big E

      are there any photos from when bob had it all?

    • Bdamg

      More like: Me gusta.

    • Roberto

      …lo tenia todo

    • Tee6

      why does he always look so creepy…..lol

  • Laney

    #6 #27 HAHA love it

    • Vagina Jones

      #6 is like 'Valspar Commercial's Gone Wild.'

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Not FIRST, but I don't care. After seeing Laurens (<3) message on # 27 in SC today NOTHING can spoil my mood for the rest of the year. What a woman!
    BTW #37, that you Lauren?

    – the one you love to hate

    • Umadbro

      Bob, you are a lucky sonofagun.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Leo thinks John knows Patty found out that Bob is on to the fact that MAC is in fact Paula!

        – the one you love to hate

        • Umadbro

          I could actually totally see Mac being you. Hoodwinked like a motherfucker.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Mac is always looking so bored around Chivettes right? Makes you wonder…

            – Too easy, I know…

            • Umadbro

              Maybe he's into "real" women, if you know what I mean… and I think you do… or perhaps… Taiwanese models? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

              • Ryan

                What ever happened to HHNF, I'm starting to get the feeling that Paula may be her in disguise.

                • What Happened

                  She had water thrown on her and melted.

                • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  No, really not HHNF, but in a way you're getting closer.
                  Anyway it's almost painfully obvious after friday's posts.

                  – the one you love to hate

            • JstevensF

              Paula my money's on you being English. Dry wit, huge use of irony and deriving pleasure from exploiting fools . . . you're as English as steak and ale pie.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                Just across the water from England; Dutch.
                Or…. am I Lauren?

                – the one you love to hate

                • Hmmmmm

                  You fucking wish you were Lauren. Or wait, maybe that sentence can be rearranged somehow…. hmmmmm.

            • GlibTongue

              My money is on…

              …Oh wait. I totally forgot that I don't care.

  • Dagoth Wit

    #9 What the hell happened to him? First Soul Plane and now this.

    • Ol' G

      Even gangsters got to grow up some time…

    • Bluto

      Yeah, but in between he was Huggy Bear after all.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      Perhaps he didn't want to end up like the other guy in the first pic. Already had to defend himself in one murder case. "Maybe I'll just smoke up and have fun coaching my kids' football teams." Good choice I say. B)

      • mike honcho

        Good choice indeed

  • Justin


    Joe Flacco.




    • Ravens






      • Justin

        It does suck when a quarterback takes his team past the first round of the playoffs his first three years in the league.

    • GK-4

      Bringing new meaning to Wedding Tackle

    • Ed209

      Gonna add another ring to his collection this season. Shittsburgh Fuckups have no cahnce.

      • Jabroni

        …he doesn't have a ring…

        • Sko

          So you don't get a ring for losing in the playoffs every year? Maybe he got a ring for losing in the D-II college playoffs as well?

          • IMHO

            D-I Double A. Blue Hens will handle a lot of D-I programs.

  • downz44

    #28 Arches, Utah ftw

    • http://www.facebook.com/ilovejohnlarsen John Larsen

      It's actually Canyonlands, dick. Not so much for the win anymore, is it?

      • IMHO

        so…he's a dick b/c he couldn't correctly identify a picture?

      • downz44

        You're right, it is Mesa Arch in Canyonlands. Nice catch, but I believe it still is a win.

    • eLurker

      I have photos of me and my kiddos standing on that arch. Pretty awesome to be able to do so.

  • http://twitter.com/danlundberg1 @danlundberg1

    #4 and not a single fuck was given. chive on!

    • steve

      is that kim jong-il behind him?

      • Bluto

        Clearly not because he is not pointing.

    • Vince


  • dennis


    Yo tuve todo

  • Jak

    #26 God bless naked tits!

    • Anonamau5

      I see it's G4, but anyone have the episode/where to watch it?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000214752111 Armando Navarro

      when they showed that on tv it was blurred…. its ok for internet, but not tv. deeeeerrrpp!!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/CUtigers530 Matthew Rose

    #12 #13 teasing us with no picture of said Hump, thats so cruel

    • tom a

      was on hump day dar….

      where were you that day?

  • mark


    That's just fucking awesome, Dylan

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=669440656 Steve Shaw

      This might actually be the best thing on the internet ever.

    • http://www.gfys.org/ captainawesome

      Must…..not…call….her…a Skank….the chivers will go bat crazy defending her…aaaah.

      SKANK !

  • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

    #39 that is a huge Cooter!!!!

    • Blumpkin

      I could get behind that!

    • #387

      That thing is programmed to receive!

    • Juan

      I've seen smaller tacos at Chipotle…. I like!!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ itsobvious

      Result of taking some thick meat in large quantities.

  • Rios



    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Like a serious selfish attention-whore asshole. They´ll stop the ride as soon as they see this.

      – yes yes, it takes one to know one

  • I_am_elf

    beer and #39 's behind, sweeeeeeet.

  • intmid8or

    #25 thank you

    • Umadbro

      You're welcome.

      • rodan303

        Beer blog girl?

    • Benny

      MOAR!!!!!!!!!!! she's so purty :$

  • Brian King

    #3 Very hot

  • hoops



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