I don’t care if Kate Upton can’t throw a ball, she is the only reason to watch any All Star Softball Game (17 Photos & Video)

I know we already featured Kate earlier this week but she gets a special pass. In the words of Ernie McCracken, “It’s a small world when you’ve got unbelievable tits, Roy.” Enjoy.

And now, Kate Upton walks in super slow motion. You’re welcome

  • dastlast

    God-sent natural beauty! #14

    • hMMMM

      I know this won't be a popular comment, but I'm gonna say it. FANTASTIC tits, but that's about it…imho she is highly overrated. NOT saying she's not hot, but just overhyped.

      • lolol

        hey, if it means bringing back models with meat on their bones then i'd stop bitching about how overhyped KU is

      • its_forge

        She's just ludicrously beautiful. She has no hips and not much of a behind, but she's unbelievably cute nonetheless.

      • Watson

        100% agree.

    • EuroGuy

      This is why I love American girls.

    • atheist

      god doesn't exist…but keep dreaming 🙂

      • Uh.... Yeah..

        Sasquatch don't exist but I don't passionately seek to disprove it.

  • specv44

    #15 That walk could stop wars…

    • Firewalker

      Cut those puppies loose! They look like they keep trying to escape!

      • yeppers

        It could probably start a few wars too!

    • GreyGhost9

      it started a war between the pant and my penis lol

      • Ha!

        That is one of the best lines I've ever read… almost in tears… good form.

    • New Fan

      I have to admit I didn't know what all the Upton hype was about until I saw #15

      Then #17 "to Boot"…

      I want to get on board the Upton express!!!

  • Jag

    Late for work because of #15.

  • JoeFred

    Her legs actually look shapeless in her softball uniform AND I SAW CELLULITE! 🙂

    • Simon

      Stop looking at your breakfast.

      • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

        nom nom nom nom

    • Flicka

      It's not just you, man. I thought exactly the same thing. Which is why I prefer gym-rats over model types.
      But hey, pretty girl is pretty, so I can't in good conscience criticize her too bad.

    • GC15

      I feel the same way, she's extremely hot, but no muscle tone at all. Fit girls over models anyday!

    • 99Dug

      So…you're saying that you would turn down an evening of motorboating with Kate cause of her shapeless legs?

      • Da Sandman

        no…he didn't…

    • Troy Larsen

      You must have been looking at your girlfriend when you wrote this, if you have a girfriend that is

    • its_forge

      Oh woe, oh feh, a woman who has a healthy layer of subcutaneous fat cells, shows it. Boo hoo. = )

    • Ashley

      oh wow shes human.. get over yourself.

  • Paul

    Derp #7

    • Skyler

      Actually, no. Not at all.

  • bollyver

    #14 You can't beat real.

    • Major Rocker

      True…but you can beat your meat.

  • Bully

    legs…..tits….eyes……post and re-post. Who gives a flying F*&k.

    • Allen

      I will check out a Kate Upton post every day if is available.

  • TheBiffer

    Short Shorts are damn short!

  • TheBiffer

    Shorty McShort shorts!

  • MMM

    I want to be her bra when I grow up.

  • Bill

    Yeahhhhhhhhhhh baby

  • DementedGeek

    #16 It will be one lucky man to carry this across his threshold…

    • Major Rocker

      I don't want to marry her, I just want to do her….repeatedly.

      • johngalt

        agreed, its the rule of the 3 F's: if it Floats, Flies, or Fucks….rent!

    • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

      the guy in the back obviously is stratigically placing the chair when kate walks by to avoid awkward boner

  • https://www.facebook.com/CUtigers530 Matthew Rose

    They should make her uniform be a bikini when she plays

  • AL15

    #15 FLBP

  • n1ghtstalker

    I now have a new favourite youtube video! God damn that is hypnotic!

  • Grrr

    That Video – Im Speechless

  • Nate Dogg

    Wow, what range. #10 = All American Girl. #15 = International Super Model.

    • http://www.facebook.com/tehflip Jon Haworth

      Yankees Suck!
      Chive on from Boston!

      • ThunderRun

        Right. Come back when the Red Sox have 27 World Series titles.

        • hMMMM

          Keep livin in the past. Yanks are done for.

  • jeffurry

    whats going on at 00:21 of that last video??? wtf

    • Tiago

      I think it's some sort of adhesive tape to avoid her chesticles from jiggling too much. But at that moment those epic boobs scream from freedom and break the tape into the glory!

      • 99Dug

        I think you're right…it seems like the right one IS a bit more jiggly after that little spasm.

    • Rextar

      seriously!?!? wtf was that???

    • Firewalker

      Could also have been Cthulu…

  • Do0zer

    Bless you Chive, bless you.

  • Brad

    I must admit that I was not a big fan of hers before (not my type) but after seeing so many galleries, she's starting to really grow on me and I especially like #6. You win, Chive!

  • Michael

    I smoke weed with Kate Upton everyday.

    • RayBoogs

      No you smoke weed everyday.. Your confused again.

  • Da Sandman

    tits are awesome.. needs some more tush

    • Flicka

      Agreed. Small flaw though overall. Pretty girl is pretty. Real good smile helps.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    After watching that video six, seven, 113 times, the looks on the women as she struts by is priceless.

  • http://www.gfys.org/ ladiesman

    #7 Where`s her ass ? Beautiful Yes ,Hot No.

    • phideauxe

      Wrong site bro. BIGFATBLACKASS.COM.

  • Michael

    Whats going on upstairs @ 22-23 seconds into the video?

    • hMMMM

      Nothing. She is a model…

    • Fercho

      dude i saw the same! wtf..

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