There are Sexy Chivers Among Us (76 Photos)

It's been a good week here at theCHIVE. The Chivette calendar shoots are in full swing as we're flying out your favorite Chivettes from across the country. If you're out and about in Venice Beach tonight, I'm sure you can find Dylan and a few of us Chivers at our favorite watering holes (HINT: Hinano's and The Town House)

Our Chivettes have now become a global phenomenon. Look out for some great articles on 'em in the coming weeks. The Chivettes offer us something we need so badly these days, real beauty. But the 'Sexy Chivers Among Us' is NOTHING without our Chivettes! So if you've got what it takes to be a Sexy Chiver, start submitting your photos for next week as soon as possible.



AWESOME INSTRUCTIONS
: Grab your camera (phone) and write 'Hi Chivers' on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame. Above all: Be Creative! Do it for your country! 
Stay tuned for the Friday DAR!

Chive On!

John

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  • demitri

    #76

    Thanks for closing the SC today, sister, made my day

    • AsciiAdam

      Star Wars, Curly hair, cute as hell… WIN!^_^

    • RamRod

      #63 Sure!

      • You're an Ass

        Stop hijacking posts, dickhead

        • No, you're the ass

          #68 …it does, but in the best way

          • Always Last

            Is that the new HHNF???

    • b-ry

      def dig her hair…moar of her please

      • b-ry

        'cause i wanna get my hair done just like that

    • OwnerOfYou

      MOAR!

    • Mike

      Nothing like a ethnic beauty. GORGEOUS.

    • https://www.facebook.com/joe.koevesi Joe Kövesi

      AWESOME

    • Dr_StrangePants

      ah, the ever elusive Black Chivette
      always a welcome surprise

    • http://www.facebook.com/lowen.burrows Lowen Burrows

      ahaha you're welcome and thank you!

      xo
      lurve #76

      • Negrodamas

        You're gorgeous!

  • ck4747

    #42….Very Nice

    • Blumpkin

      She wins! this friday

    • buster cherry

      Love the tan lines.

    • Dick LeGrande

      Yeah, but she is teasing me.

    • thedude

      sorry but I gotta say it, obvious photoshops shouldn't be allowed in SC. It ruins the integrity of the idea that actual hot chicks are sending in these pics instead of some fat guy just sending in stuff he found on google images.

      • n1ghtstalker

        I am not sure that was even as sophisticated as photo shop. Looks like it was done in MS Paint! lol
        Anyways, still giving love to her for sending in a photo anyway!

  • https://www.facebook.com/ScubaCarlos Carlos Garcia

    Shwing! thanks to all those that submitted!

    • ilovethechive

      Agreed! Thank you ladies and Thank you Chive for making Friday delicious!

  • steven

    #1

    Keep Calm and Chive Underboob

    • synnful

      I cant even get on eof those shirts.. and she is ripping one… such a waste.. 😦

      • synnful

        It's just worthless now, she might as well take it off

    • anguish

      Looks like a MILF I know.. That's a good thing!

    • Trent

      Wow Sarah is a hottie the chivette calendar can come soon enough.

    • http://www.facebook.com/zac.judkins Zac Judkins

      Might be the sexiest thing I've ever seen on thechive!!

    • Tom

      Thought I'd help out with this picture. Very sexy picture but she is blown out. Could have done better with a raw file.
      <img src="https://s3.amazonaws.com/tawimages/the-chivettes-66-2.jpg"&gt;

    • its_forge

      From a strictly technical point of view that's actually "Keep underboob Calm and cute underbelly Chive On crotch" but who's counting. = )

  • theKev1

    Best day of the week! and #27 Lauren you rock!!

    • Dick

      What DN said ^^^

      • theKev1

        whatever he said I'm sure it needed to be deleted for being ridiculous!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

          Hell, just delete him for his new game! It sucks!! :p

          • http://www.gfys.org/ itsobvious

            Just like your mom.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      If a troll can ever marry a human I would (if I could) marry you Lauren ❤ . Either that or a lifetime of solitude.
      BTW they're still not getting it, noticed that?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • Kaldar

      Yep, still the winner this week, much points for the great sense of humour!

  • Jim

    #48 And you're absolutely stunning!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/5dobermans Beth Brandl

      She'd be prettier if she were wearing less makeup. She has a very nice face, why cover it?

      • b-ry

        i concur. chisel the makeup off….way too much.

        • b-ry

          she should wear her's how i wear mine

          • four

            you should check your grammar, narcissist…

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1287270554 Forrest Herron

        agreed, you have a beautiful face don't cover it up with ten pounds of makeup

      • its_forge

        I'm thinking sorority girl from someplace in the Deep South? When I was in Auburn those bow-head girls couldn't stay away from the ultrawhite peroxide 'dos and the troweled-on makeup to save their tiny little asses.

    • I_am_elf

      definitely did not notice that i'd paused and stared at this one for about 30 seconds.

    • noskinyournotin

      lol sure buddy if ya like em shy

    • HeyserStyle

      She is silly hot. wow

      • DutchSchaffer87

        That smile is deadly, just wow!

    • Bill

      photoshop city

      • Adrian

        hahahhahaha!!!! i used to add city to a lot of things a couple months ago!! hilarious

        PS… this chick is absolutely beautiful!!! a little less makeup tho!!!! how old is she?!?!? I might just need to write some fan mail!!!

    • Matt_tatt

      MOAR!!!!!

  • ck4747

    #61 Go Tribe!

    • rodan303

      #61 repping NEO!

      • DCmas

        hell yeah! go tribe!
        moar please!

        • mils

          Roll Tribe! Repping CLE well….MOAR!

      • Joey

        sizemore probably hit that already…. GO TRIBE!!!

      • CAG

        Go Tribe..MOAR

    • #387

      You ain't from Cleveland, where is your cottage cheese ass and pizza dough belly? Turn around and show me what looks like you've been sitting on hot gravel all day, and then maybe I'll believe your from Cleveland!

      • its_forge

        Shut up, bitch, some of us like our women slightly squooshy. Come back and comment once you've actually kissed a girl.

      • its_forge

        Oh I see what you were saying, never mind lol = )

    • its_forge

      Go Tribe, Go soft underbelly! Woot sexaayy

  • Ebiggz

    HOLY SHIT!!!!! Sexy chivers is up EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO HOO.

    • Dude

      #68 She's a maniac..maniac on the floor…

  • Nick702

    #20 Sweet mother of all that is underboob

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      Agreed!

    • ilovethechive

      I think she may be Right! Perfect Underboob!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      Impressive! Most impressive! (Insert name of favorite Chivette here) has taught you well.B)

    • CuriousJohn

      Woah. No, kidding!

    • Shant1k

      Achievement unlocked: Boner

  • http://www.facebook.com/ben.muirhead Ben Muirhead

    #39 SNAP!

    • Allen

      Holy Hotness..MOAR MOAR!!!

    • b-ry

      easily the hottest one in the bunch….she needs her own post.

      • Matt

        agreed

      • theruzz

        +1

      • Umadbro

        Indeed, immediately stood out in hot hot jalapeno glory! Gorgeous, even!

      • ChiveATL

        Spotting a Jessica Simpson face resemblance, no?

    • BOCO Kid

      Chivette of the WEEK!

    • Ryan

      I do believe I may have went to high school with her. Coty?

    • Yepper

      And this one is even better #38 Holy Hotness!!

  • Clueless

    Second!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

    #27 Gonna have to disagree there LG

    • http://www.gfys.org/ bigdaddy

      I`ll give her something to lick.

    • slutifer

      nah, LG is always right

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

        Paula is theChive's villain. Without her, there is no one to focus all that rampant internet hate on.

        • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

          There are MANY shithead trolls on the Chive. Paula happens to be a hilarious and awesome one who supports the site. 😉

          • Jeremy

            Sounds like you are falling in love there, Lauren….

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              My life is almost complete then…<3

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – the one you love to hate

          • Curt

            Well she does make me laugh.

          • http://www.gfys.org/ itsobvious

            There are MANY whores on this site ,you just happen to be delusional as well.
            Have a great day.

            • Phondo

              THIS.

  • eric

    #27

    I begrudgingly tip my hat to you, Paula, you fucking trolled your way to the top.

    • jpp407

      Cause no one would sleep with her.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Jealous much? Either that or blind in several ways. She's a wonderful personality.
        I'm so torn apart at the moment. I've wanted to run over her boyfriend with a steamroller several times but every time I realize that would make Lauren sad and so I can't put myself to do it…

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Therealslimshady

          According to twitter LG wouldnt mind if you ran over her boyfriend with a steamroller right about now….

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        i beg to differ. there is a certain monkey with a story to tell

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      They're still not getting it….!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Always Last

        No, LG, everyone gets that you are Paula.

  • http://www.facebook.com/rmelissa.masoom R Melissa Masoom

    #19! that's me! yay! 😉

    • Z_b

      inc 200+ friend invites on facebook

      • http://www.facebook.com/dpuckett23 Daniel Puckett

        that might have been the point?

    • kshell25

      Very nice you sexy chivette!

    • Vanlicious

      Well…MOAR! Keep 'em coming!

    • KyleGamgee

      Fantastic pic! Thanks so much for sharing. Very nice.

    • Seldi84

      Thank you for making my day

      • Byron

        Looking yummy :p

    • moeshere Foxdale

      Yea baby you rock…

    • Bender

      I like yer tits.

    • http://www.gfys.org/ banned

      Congrats on becoming a whore.

    • its_forge

      Yay indeed.

  • TayTay

    #54 :drool: MOAR

    • combat_carl

      the heel under the panties gets me every time, its like my kryptinite

      • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

        Omm nom nom nom

    • Jak

      That is about as good as it gets right there

    • Buzzzzzzzzzz

      Second that!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • marc

      damn…The picture and the tush are so hot !

    • HillBilly Bone

      I have a feeling that we'll see moar. I certainly hope so.

    • Moar Mc Moarington

      our aussie chivette just keeps delivering. awesome, win, moar, etc. chive on from victoria!

    • AFACE

      Aussie Aussie Aussie – OI OI OI

    • http://twitter.com/pekitorodriguez @pekitorodriguez

      So glad I may be going to Brisbane…

  • JD Marsh

    #26 gap/hump win IN JEANS!!! nice

  • Z_b

    #18 #42 Now THAT is creative!

  • http://twitter.com/gsqrd @gsqrd

    Awesome! But #5 is my favourite! Thanks Chive for the midday snack! 😀

  • lawrence

    #6, #7, #8

    well played there, John

    • steve

      hey Lawrence, quit being a suck up.

      • suzy qvc

        i actually thought it was creative. what's wrong with being a little complimentary? 🙂

    • Byron

      so John has the power of materialize his own thoughts? damn!

      • Dr_StrangePants

        of course, how do you think the wonderfully insane jumble of the Daily Afternoon Randomness came about?

    • http://www.gfys.org/ yousuck

      where did the comments about her looking like a man disappear ? Come on at-least let the people speak the truth.

      • anon

        Agreed. She is pretty much the definition of butterface.

        • Darth Neegro

          3rded. she's got a raggedy-ass horse-face.

          • AMAN Lee

            I guess you three can think that. I personally think she's quite beautiful.

  • any port

    #62

    Any guesses, chivers?

    • kshell25

      Its a long shot but I'm going to guess
      80 75 61
      Its a win/win because all of the chivettes had great faces!

      • Sean

        I say it's 80

    • Lame

      I'm guessing that this was a lame attempt to gather interest from Chivers and bolster your self image.

    • bob

      i'm thinking it's 80 from last week

    • b-ry

      the link to her post last week is right under the picture…meat heads.

      • Bud Lee

        uhm…I think that is the link to the thread…not to her pic.

        • JerkFace

          Yeah, dumbass

          • b-ry

            hahaha…yea i'm the meat head. saw pic 1 when the page loaded and just assumed it linked to her pic.

    • my5tika1cll

      Last week # 43 or 86…..

    • Bud Lee

      Got to be # 80

    • RamRod

      Could be #30

    • paulhitchcock

      Nevermind. Just noticed the nail polish. Not 29.

    • Sean

      My guess is 80. Though 17 and 73 were close.

    • Bud Lee

      Sigh…alas we may never know.

    • Herb

      I'm going to guess 35 or 46.

      • Nicole

        I was 35 from last week. Not me!

        • Warsaw Chiver

          Hello 35. You looked very nice!

    • Joey

      Number 18 from last week's SC…..

    • DiscoDuck

      Guessing it's 46.

    • Dave

      Either 30 or 80. I'm going with #30.

    • vaand

      #18 from last week maby?

    • http://twitter.com/_J0R_ @_J0R_

      I'd say 67 from last week

    • Kid0402

      # 2 from last week.

      • B^GB0B

        #29 all the way.

  • RhodeIslandChiver

    #34

    Love the freckles

    • Christinie2

      thanks! (:

      • RhodeIslandChiver

        NP. Look forward to moar 🙂

  • DER DE DER

    Shut office door. Check. Ensure stocked up on tissues. Check. Unzip pants. Check.

    • Jim

      Might wanna lock that office door too bro.

    • laxcat36

      TMI

    • disgusted chiver

      so proud of your deviancy and lack of woman getting skills. keep to yourself please

    • DER DE DER

      Whew….what a spanking marathon. My hand is so cramped it is hard to type. Just want to give a special thanks to the ladies in #56 #61 and #69…without you three none of this would have been possible. Have a good weekend Chivers and if you hear an office door open…well that may just be me in your office!

      • disgusted chiver

        freak

        • http://www.gfys.org/ notahypocrite

          Yeah its bad to fap to pics of semi naked sluts on the internet ,shame on him.

          Fap Fap Fap Fap

    • JPC

      Forever alone – Check.

  • Vanderlinger

    #18
    LOVE IT!

    • Steve Lee

      smile, underboob & gap is sweeter than wine

  • EdWood

    Is this the best we can do ?
    Just kidding.
    All are totally awesome.
    Thanks, Ladies.

  • Ebiggz

    Chest freckles are so hot!!!! #34

    • Christinie2

      thank you, love!

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