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Kristen Stewart OR you discover a cow that milks pure crude oil (you’re rich, dude)?

Josh

I'm going with the money…cow
bearkat34

The oil cow! Money brings a lot better looking women than Kristen Stewart.
scott

OIL COW EVERYDAY!
Gunnison

Kristen Stewart. What am I going to do with 8 gallons of crude oil a day?
ComeAtMeBro

The cow would die before it produced enough oil to make you rich. I'm banging Kristen.
curtis

OIL ME UP
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Kristen
Eder

The cow. Hands down.
KISSmyLUVGUN

A cow can only produce an average of 3.5 gallons a day. Now, there are 42 gallons of oil in a barrel at $117 a barrel. Thats about $9.75 a day outa that golden goose of a cow!! FUCK THAT! I was goina say Kristen anyhow so i cud fuck her while screaming "TWILIGHT IS COMPLETE DOG SHITE AHHHHH!"
wsr

Cow
utspikedc

COW!!! Do you realize how much the oil companies would pay for that thing??