Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Yates

    #13 Whoever came up with this shit deserves annihilation.

    • JGDouche

      I second the first comment.

      • FionnR

        Actually thats good 😛

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        At First I thought you were a T(h)urd Four a Second.

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • JGDouchy Detroller

          Pualas! the cute and cuddly don't call me a teddy bear kind of troll. Me loves you!!

      • Catbra

        Can we petition for the death penalty for the originator?

    • https://www.facebook.com/jpstrauss Juann Strauss

      What, lying on top of Hooters girls?

    • meh

      twas Tom Green

    • bigdeal

      good use of the word. and yes, thats the absolute LEAST way you can describe what should be done to the originator.

    • crowebar360

      true. there are no winners when it comes to planking.

  • Patrick

    #19 Greatest Lego Ever

    • arTee

      MARK IT ZERO!!!!

    • dan

      well that's just, like, your opinion man

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000752351155 Lacy Spencer

      Goodnight sweet prince!

    • Ass Grease

      Is that John Goodman from "The Big Lebowski"?

  • HSoup

    #19 I hope this inspires a new rash of games based on the Big Lebowski…They'd have my money.

    • Henrik

      Just not Lego Big Lebowski.

    • The_Dood

      There was a guy at Lebowskifest this weekend with a very similar outfit.

    • Master_Rahl

      "This is what happens when you f@#k a stranger in the blocks"

  • JPC

    #13 – You get a hot Hooters girl down on her knees for you, and the only thing you do is plank, quite possibly the gayest internet meme in the history of the interwebs.

    Yeah, you don't get to call that a "win," loser. That's probably the only way you can get stiff.

    • yourmother

      whats he going to do? stuff her in the middle of the store? i call this a win so fuck you buddy, your just mad that the isn't you.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #1 Not sure if hipster or really old guy.

    • jojoleb

      i'm not sure i understood this one…
      whats so awesome about it ?

      • Htisss

        Socially inept dick takes his computer to someplace like Starbucks for free internet.

  • MigraineBoy

    #10 Must be the end of the month.

  • Dagoth Wit

    King of the cosplayers

  • woolanoow

    #20 – WHERE IS THIS PARTY? Moar!! MOAR!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/bram.slob Bram Slob

      Netherlands 🙂 (i guess)

      • Rutger

        If it is, I only want to know more where it is!

    • Groovetoeter
    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      1920×1080 wallpaper size: http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/foto/a8158ffb_Sen

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Billy

        Yes we heard you the first time.

    • redhead hunter

      moaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr plssss

    • absolutcarcrazy

      Why in the hell can't America throw parties like this?!?

    • El BrandO

      I stared at this not because the girl is attractive (even though she is), I was waiting for it to be a gif.

    • F.S.M.

      Meanwhile in heaven…

  • hueyrocks

    #21 – Charge that hill, men!

    • bigdeal

      is that neville?

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #5 morning coffee after getting drunk and sleeping with the ex at her house
    #6 sara jean underwood if filling a void left untouched after comic con season: hot girls publicly dressed as videogame chicks

    • Please Stop

      Please stop commenting, you are just wasting space

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        right away sir, would you like fries with your order? if you super-size now we offer a complimentary cup of shut-the-fuck-up

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      Hey, buddy is that you?!

  • G Man

    The cat in number 7 is dead by the way. first stages of rigor mortis

    • DCBizzle


      Yeah I came to say not cool Chive, posting pictures of dead cats.

    • DWD

      That cat is clearly not dead. Look at the picture. The cat is fat and it's also somewhere in Asia.

      If it were dead, it would already be half cooked.

    • bigdeal

      yeah thats not cool at all. poor sweetie

    • hMMMM

      All cats (besides big cats like lions, tigers, mountain lions, cougars, cheetahs, leopards, panthers, nittanys, cougars) should be killed. They really are disgusting creatures.

  • Wade Wilson

    #13 You're still a loser, and like, the bajillionth guy to get her on her knees, so that's nothing to Chive about.

  • bbqboobs

    #13 With planking, no one ever wins. Ever. EVER!!!!!

  • bbqboobs

    #20 This, this is a win though.


    #10 – That is one HUGE bitch!

    • Broseph Stalin

      I bet he's got the weirdest boner right now….

    • Apollo

      Keep it in the circus!

    • That Simpsons Guy

      This enormous lady will devour us all! AHHHHHHHHH! (Jumps through window)

  • http://www.gfys.org/ The Chivery

    Nice try but this is still a soft porn site now.

    • Anonamau5

      Yep. Pretty soon they'll have a "Must be 18 or older to enter" warning.

  • http://www.gfys.org/ urDad

    #9 Forever alone ,just like a chiver.

  • James

    #22 peter griffin. genius

    • http://www.gfys.org/ correction

      Seth MacFarlane..Genius.

    • JPAnnichiarico

      Han Solo.. Genius

  • http://www.facebook.com/adamharahuc Adam Harahuc

    #15 I think I'm gonna go with…. creepy

  • Chubby

    #4 Maybe it's because I come from the Netherlands, but I really don't get this one!

    • M6tt

      They are just planks of wood that look like draws but really their purpose is to frustrate people for not being real draws

    • crazycyberbully

      Look up scumbag steve

    • NothingToSeeHere

      "I'm Dutch. Isn't that weird? I like gooooold."

      • Kris


      • bigdeal

        goooold you say?

      • Jen


    • Broseph Stalin

      Faux drawers + scumbag steve meme = sort of funny picture

  • Peter Griffin

    #22 Family Guy FTW

    • Peter

      I find your meatloaf rather shallow and pedantic.

      • Trent

        Hmm, indeed….shallow and pedantic.

  • M6tt

    #3 is of a charity walk across Australia for a child's health fund

    also #6 i find oddly attracive

    • Confused

      playmates are "oddly" attractive to you?

  • chive_mind

    #15 no deathmetal posters -> creeppy

  • http://www.gfys.org/ itsobvious

    That is definitely a chiver

    • ThatGuy

      What the fuck are you talking about?!?!!?!

  • Tony

    A phone with a cord….?!?
    What an Antique!!!

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