I never knew how many signs full of “WTF” there were out there (40 Photos)

The signs, as always, are amazing. Keep ’em coming to me at bringittobob[at]gmail[dot]com.

  • bob


  • adphilpo

    #1 Damn Koreans!

    • Glitched

      Bombing the toilet has a different meaning to them.

    • Mokuseitora

      This is just to keep them from being "Dirty" bombs

    • mackin

      Call me an old cynic, but I'm not especially excited seeing these Hard Rock Cafe signs again and again.

  • sca

    #36 Austin, TX represent! Mellow Mushroom!

  • ZachBob


  • http://www.gfys.org/ Guest

    #14 Must be a Chiver

    • SyracuseChemisty

      Ohh Syracuse University how we love you so.

    • cheez it

      He's too clever to be a chiver.

  • adphilpo

    #39 Challenge Accepted

  • http://www.gfys.org/ that guy

    #29 Hey Chivettes ,meet your Queen.

    • http://www.gfys.org/ The Chivery


      • Watson


    • HAHSO

      free parking in the bush or in the rear.

    • NoMoGeronimo

      Picture was kinda funny first time I saw it…but this is like the 4th time they've posted it this week…time to retire said pic?

      • hakai20

        Agreed. It's actually starting to become a little irritating every time I see it now.

      • Master_Rahl

        agreed that the repeat viewing is getting a bit stale, but this chick remains cute. No problem.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

    I don't get it. Ooh wait that's because I live around that area so its not funny.

    • http://twitter.com/danlundberg1 @danlundberg1

      haha agreed

      • JoJo Reyes


        • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

          Jose Reyes sucks.

          • IMHO

            so do fires

            • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

              no shit

              • HA.HA.

                and so do you.

    • Dunny_

      boy, that'll really burn your ass hairs when someone posts a sign for Blue Ball or Intercourse.

      Lighten up Francis.

    • reallytho

      don't get your panties up in a bunch

    • Stylez

      lmao me 2!!!!! i was just happy to see skook made it

  • exexec

    #15 is in Alabama, Elmore County. Other towns in that same county include Slapout, Eclectic and Fleahop.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #18 Amen

    • Tyler

      Gas: $3.75/gallon = 2.9/ounce
      Cheap Beer: $15/case = 5.2 cents/ounce

      Beer is not cheaper than gas.

      • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

        I wish I could buy a gallon of gas for $3.75

        • Watson

          I know. Gas is more expensive than you.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

        So what you are saying is that since beer is really not cheaper then gas then we should still all drink and drive?

      • drew

        Cheap beer is on the other hand less expensive than bottled water. Ponder that one for a minute…

    • DaveWave

      I wish I could buy a gallon of beer for 3.50

  • Lower

    Feel free to drop bombs.

  • 6655321

    At least he's right. Ug-ly.

    • Bill Clinton

      ive got bad news…

      • Bill Clinton

        i think your dick tastes yummy

  • Just Sayin'

    #29 was sooooo two weeks ago!

    • Jason

      And every time i see it i think "ya know what? I'd like to see more."

  • Dwarf Rabbit

    I don't get #17. What's funny about a sign for selling dwarf rabbits? Am I misreading it?

    • Romy

      Yeh I'm not getting it either. Maybe they didnt realise there is actually such thing as a dwarf rabbit. Maybe a "dwarf something" is funny to some people….its not.

    • jadeus

      I owned a Netherland Dwarf Rabbit, they do exist so I do not find the funniness in this sign either :

      • mackin

        I'm with you guys. Come on, Chive, quality beats quantity! There's a difference between signs full of WTF and signs that show you don't get out much.

        • Martin

          Agree….I didn't get it either. They need to get out more.

    • Dude

      Thank goodness that I'm not the only one.

  • Paul

    #6 Whatever people say it is, that's what it's not

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=608744194 Zhong Wu

      Sucking it and seeing that it belongs to Mr. Humbug is my favourite worst nightmare

  • http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

    #35 looks like a muff diver. lolz!

    • http://twitter.com/Galloway @Galloway

      And what's the King doing there?

    • Jason

      I support her choice to nom vaginas.

      • Jason

        'Cause then I might actually lose my virginity!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #38 give it up for the pennyless nerd with some brains for marketing

    • Master_Rahl

      I'd go to the Gates of Yard-or to see what is so worth selling. Maybe an unsullied virginity is on sale?

  • Pufffdragon

    #38 Level 50 Virgin right there

  • bbqboobs

    #8 What in god's name is vajazzling? Is that like a ZJ, where if you have to ask what it is, you can't afford it?

    • Sean

      Kinda like Badazzeling, except in…other regions

      • Gabriel

        It's applying diamonds to a woman's snapper.

        • bigdeal


    • Jack Mehoff

      I don't know but I know what ball-jigglin is. My girl do it to me all the time.

  • mali_sapun

    #4 vampires during daylight? oh, wait… sparkly edward. but you can see him from a mile away so you can… you know, 'avoid' hitting him

  • https://www.facebook.com/jpstrauss Juann Strauss

    #17 I don't get it?

    • Master_Rahl

      you're not alone – neither do the rest of us. I'm thinking lameness is afoot

  • Catbra

    #14 What about pants? If cord pants are going to send me to hell then my parents have a lot to answer for!

  • mipo2010

    Never ever challenge the gate…The gate will win #39

  • Steve

    #11 is because the original pimp tophats were made of beaver fur. Its not illegal but it actually makes sense WTF Fail

  • jeffurry

    #35 me too!

    • jeffurry

      but i prefer a long, hard, veiny penis myself.

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