It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (33 Photos)

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  • Tokabwl

    #19 … I work in IT.. So im gonna need a actual screen shot or it didn't happen!

    • Suburban Badger


  • Lumpy

    Bahaha Win #11 is Hot

    • Tokabwl

      I wonder if she gets a TSA screening, if they have to lift her rolls to see what shes hiding : (

      • Matthew

        'My fella went down on me'………Fuck.

        • fjones

          Well, yeah, that would be the general idea.

    • ellenD

      At least her "Fella" knows how to find some pussy up in there.

  • jake

    #29 yup, screw netflix now

    • Admiral Obvious

      So according to this pic we are all going to almost do something about it, but then ultimately let them go. And perhaps have been imagining the whole thing.

    • Dave Wolfinger

      oh come on. you really want dvd's that bad? I'd rather be just streaming and cheaper. It's called the future and dvd's aren't it

    • Christian Lander

      Stuff White People Like 39, Netflix

      We all know white people love film festivals, but what about movies that don’t make it to a film festival, or weren’t in the local film festival? How do you get accesss? Thankfully white people have Netflix.

      If you don’t know, Netflix sends you DVDs in the mail and you get new ones when you send the old ones back.

      White people are absolutely crazy for Netflix for a number of reasons. Firstly, because all of them are convinced that there is a global conspiracy to keep good, independent, groundbreaking film from mainstream distribution (multiplexes, blockbuster, etc).

      To them, Netflix (in spite of being a for profit company) is a brand new way for independent filmmakers to find an audience. By subscribing, white people believe that they are changing the film industry, supporting innovation, and contributing to a cultural revolution in film.

      If you see a group of white people and you need to break into the conversation, a good thing to say “hey, is anyone else thinking that Netflix shipping is getting slower? I’m doing this PT Anderson thing, and I’m only up to Magnolia! What’s that all about?” They will relate, and talk about their own Netflix queues and how they are trying to get caught up on French New Wave.

      • db3300

        Blah, blah, blah. Do you really think anyone read more than 10 words of your self-indulgent rant?

        • The Real D.Nozzle

          i did. i thought it was pretty funny.

  • Gobius Industries

    #6 I beg to differ….

    • absolutcarcrazy

      my thoughts exactly.

    • IMHO

      But you'll get all those toeprints on the mirror…

  • Azrrael

    #33 needed that for this morning, thanks chive

    • fgg

      im supposed to be squeezing those right? all im squeezing is my dick..

  • mikesjess

    I am a #19 and I lol'd at #22.

  • Chiz Niz

    #6 Is the best way to clean my face.

    • DaddyD

      As well as my crotch.

  • kevin

    #33 I am so stressed out right now for some reason.

  • metalcool36

    #8 yes, #5 she may be near rock bottom but someones about to be on top of that mountain!

  • Brian


    Challenge accepted

    • bigdeal

      im hijacking to say…: # 3 is mean! leave that poor kid alone.. at least her mom has a fucking job.

  • Krysta Lee

    #17 I made a sandwich that was as epic as this. :3

    • Jak

      Will you marry me?!

    • Hadriel

      I love you

    • Jake

      I'd open a restaurant..

    • 2nd Look

      Why don't you guys click on that fb link?

      • Jak

        AAHHHH! Why would I do it?! Alright, we can do it once if you make me that sandwich.

      • Darth Neegro


  • Asian

    #6 Maybe not, but it is the sexiest way…

  • Ethan Shuster

    is spelled with an "e"

    • asdasd

      Thre is no e in fail…

      • AnyoneForCoffee


    • bryce

      Definition of irony right here.

  • Trident3888

    #29 aint gonna work without an air hose!!!

    • Tommy2X4

      Some are butane actuated.

  • Henrik

    #5 If you have an advantage like this take it, take it hard!

    • Tony

      Afterwards, might want to work on an alibi.

    • GREG

      im bout to be

  • asdasd

    The possibility of hot scotch, even by mistake, kills all happiness…

  • Syrup

    I fucking love waffles!

  • DeathByCherio

    #20 I can not believe I never really thought much about that before.

  • hMMMM

    #18 was great


    #8 – Oh yes I would!

    • Broseph Stalin

      I guess I'm confused…. Why would I have to admit it? Isn't that pretty common knowledge? Is there something wrong with her? Does she have the herp?!

      • DaddyD

        I agree. This should be unanimous.

        • tongystunter

          agree… not a question that needed asked

  • Anonymous

    #1 I dont know what a DOUCHbag is… But those guys sure are DOUCHEbags.

  • Tommy2X4

    The cliches, "Like a boss" and " I'd tap that", are often used by people who never had a boss or tapped anything including women.

    • duke


    • davidm

      I do believe you missed the point of those cliches. I hope you one day have a boss and also tap something, preferably a woman. Better yet, come back here to gloat when you successfully tap your female boss….yes, do that.

    • Josh

      "those people" AKA chivers.

  • rodrocks

    #8 you're right. #9 Could you repeat the question?

    • panama99

      I'm sorry…..what?

  • dead2one


    There's no "e" in Nazis

    • Troll of Truth

      You would know because you are a spelling nazi(e)

    • Ethan Shuster

      Hey! It's the "e" that was missing from "douchbags"!

  • Seldi84

    I'd double tap that, plus press up, down, left, right and hold A + B together.

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