July 18, 2011 |
In: Funny, Motivational
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#19 … I work in IT.. So im gonna need a actual screen shot or it didn't happen!
Bahaha Win #11 is Hot
I wonder if she gets a TSA screening, if they have to lift her rolls to see what shes hiding : (
'My fella went down on me'………Fuck.
Well, yeah, that would be the general idea.
At least her "Fella" knows how to find some pussy up in there.
#29 yup, screw netflix now
So according to this pic we are all going to almost do something about it, but then ultimately let them go. And perhaps have been imagining the whole thing.
oh come on. you really want dvd's that bad? I'd rather be just streaming and cheaper. It's called the future and dvd's aren't it
Stuff White People Like 39, Netflix
We all know white people love film festivals, but what about movies that don’t make it to a film festival, or weren’t in the local film festival? How do you get accesss? Thankfully white people have Netflix.
If you don’t know, Netflix sends you DVDs in the mail and you get new ones when you send the old ones back.
White people are absolutely crazy for Netflix for a number of reasons. Firstly, because all of them are convinced that there is a global conspiracy to keep good, independent, groundbreaking film from mainstream distribution (multiplexes, blockbuster, etc).
To them, Netflix (in spite of being a for profit company) is a brand new way for independent filmmakers to find an audience. By subscribing, white people believe that they are changing the film industry, supporting innovation, and contributing to a cultural revolution in film.
If you see a group of white people and you need to break into the conversation, a good thing to say “hey, is anyone else thinking that Netflix shipping is getting slower? I’m doing this PT Anderson thing, and I’m only up to Magnolia! What’s that all about?” They will relate, and talk about their own Netflix queues and how they are trying to get caught up on French New Wave.
Blah, blah, blah. Do you really think anyone read more than 10 words of your self-indulgent rant?
i did. i thought it was pretty funny.
#6 I beg to differ….
my thoughts exactly.
But you'll get all those toeprints on the mirror…
#33 needed that for this morning, thanks chive
im supposed to be squeezing those right? all im squeezing is my dick..
I am a #19 and I lol'd at #22.
I'm gonna need a screen shot of that ; )
after some stalking, this is supposedly her. http://thechive.com/2011/07/15/there-are-sexy-chi… # 30
and so is this… http://thechive.com/2011/08/12/there-are-sexy-chi…
My new one posted this week! http://thechive.com/2011/08/12/there-are-sexy-chi…
Don't believe you, prove it
sure. every chick that knows how to work a computer is a nerd. lulz.
you're a hipster?
#6 Is the best way to clean my face.
As well as my crotch.
#33 I am so stressed out right now for some reason.
#8 yes, #5 she may be near rock bottom but someones about to be on top of that mountain!
im hijacking to say…: # 3 is mean! leave that poor kid alone.. at least her mom has a fucking job.
#17 I made a sandwich that was as epic as this. :3
Will you marry me?!
I love you
I'd open a restaurant..
Why don't you guys click on that fb link?
AAHHHH! Why would I do it?! Alright, we can do it once if you make me that sandwich.
HOLY SHIT! THAT BITCH LOOKS LIKE SNARF!!!
#6 Maybe not, but it is the sexiest way…
is spelled with an "e"
Thre is no e in fail…
Definition of irony right here.
#29 aint gonna work without an air hose!!!
Some are butane actuated.
#5 If you have an advantage like this take it, take it hard!
Afterwards, might want to work on an alibi.
im bout to be
The possibility of hot scotch, even by mistake, kills all happiness…
I fucking love waffles!
#20 I can not believe I never really thought much about that before.
#18 was great
#8 – Oh yes I would!
I guess I'm confused…. Why would I have to admit it? Isn't that pretty common knowledge? Is there something wrong with her? Does she have the herp?!
I agree. This should be unanimous.
agree… not a question that needed asked
#1 I dont know what a DOUCHbag is… But those guys sure are DOUCHEbags.
The cliches, "Like a boss" and " I'd tap that", are often used by people who never had a boss or tapped anything including women.
I do believe you missed the point of those cliches. I hope you one day have a boss and also tap something, preferably a woman. Better yet, come back here to gloat when you successfully tap your female boss….yes, do that.
"those people" AKA chivers.
#8 you're right. #9 Could you repeat the question?
There's no "e" in Nazis
You would know because you are a spelling nazi(e)
Hey! It's the "e" that was missing from "douchbags"!
I'd double tap that, plus press up, down, left, right and hold A + B together.
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