It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (33 Photos)

HAHAHA!

I wonder if she gets a TSA screening, if they have to lift her rolls to see what shes hiding : (

At least her "Fella" knows how to find some pussy up in there.

So according to this pic we are all going to almost do something about it, but then ultimately let them go. And perhaps have been imagining the whole thing.

oh come on. you really want dvd's that bad? I'd rather be just streaming and cheaper. It's called the future and dvd's aren't it

Stuff White People Like 39, Netflix

We all know white people love film festivals, but what about movies that don’t make it to a film festival, or weren’t in the local film festival? How do you get accesss? Thankfully white people have Netflix.

If you don’t know, Netflix sends you DVDs in the mail and you get new ones when you send the old ones back.

White people are absolutely crazy for Netflix for a number of reasons. Firstly, because all of them are convinced that there is a global conspiracy to keep good, independent, groundbreaking film from mainstream distribution (multiplexes, blockbuster, etc).

To them, Netflix (in spite of being a for profit company) is a brand new way for independent filmmakers to find an audience. By subscribing, white people believe that they are changing the film industry, supporting innovation, and contributing to a cultural revolution in film.

If you see a group of white people and you need to break into the conversation, a good thing to say “hey, is anyone else thinking that Netflix shipping is getting slower? I’m doing this PT Anderson thing, and I’m only up to Magnolia! What’s that all about?” They will relate, and talk about their own Netflix queues and how they are trying to get caught up on French New Wave.

my thoughts exactly.

But you'll get all those toeprints on the mirror…

im supposed to be squeezing those right? all im squeezing is my dick..

I'm gonna need a screen shot of that ; )

Don't believe you, prove it

sure. every chick that knows how to work a computer is a nerd. lulz.

you're a hipster?

As well as my crotch.

im hijacking to say…: # 3 is mean! leave that poor kid alone.. at least her mom has a fucking job.

Will you marry me?!

I love you

I'd open a restaurant..

Why don't you guys click on that fb link?

Thre is no e in fail…

Definition of irony right here.

Some are butane actuated.

Afterwards, might want to work on an alibi.

ROCK BOTTOM
im bout to be

I guess I'm confused…. Why would I have to admit it? Isn't that pretty common knowledge? Is there something wrong with her? Does she have the herp?!

WIN

I do believe you missed the point of those cliches. I hope you one day have a boss and also tap something, preferably a woman. Better yet, come back here to gloat when you successfully tap your female boss….yes, do that.

"those people" AKA chivers.

I'm sorry…..what?

You would know because you are a spelling nazi(e)

Hey! It's the "e" that was missing from "douchbags"!