It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (33 Photos)

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  • Kaldar

    #22 Is fairly accurate, unfortunately. Some bugs aside there are some real design improvements over facebook, but no one I know is on it, and few of my friends want to even try it.

  • kng_nthn

    #8 find her!

    • Tony

      I think she's hosting Mythbusters.

  • Lisa

    gtfo of my chive spammer.

  • Pwndu232


    Wait, so Netflix is still cheaper than buying DVDs or renting DVDs than anywhere else, and People are complaining?

    Da Phug?

    • Jade Pickens Stohel

      Principle. Well, $16 a month will lead to $20 which will lead to $25 and so forth. And since they bankrupted Blockbuster and the likes, we will either have to pay it or stfu. So, I choose to fight the man now, one motivational poster at a time.

      • Jade Pickens Stohel


      • cincy o

        If they raise prices too high too fast, another company (blockbuster, hulu someone) will come in and under cut them. Simple economics supply and demand..

    • chappy

      who rents DVDs anymore?

      • Niggher Beater

        white people.

    • Christian Lander

      Stuff White People 39, Netflix

      We all know white people love film festivals, but what about movies that don’t make it to a film festival, or weren’t in the local film festival? How do you get accesss? Thankfully white people have Netflix.

      If you don’t know, Netflix sends you DVDs in the mail and you get new ones when you send the old ones back.

      White people are absolutely crazy for Netflix for a number of reasons. Firstly, because all of them are convinced that there is a global conspiracy to keep good, independent, groundbreaking film from mainstream distribution (multiplexes, blockbuster, etc).

      To them, Netflix (in spite of being a for profit company) is a brand new way for independent filmmakers to find an audience. By subscribing, white people believe that they are changing the film industry, supporting innovation, and contributing to a cultural revolution in film.

      If you see a group of white people and you need to break into the conversation, a good thing to say “hey, is anyone else thinking that Netflix shipping is getting slower? I’m doing this PT Anderson thing, and I’m only up to Magnolia! What’s that all about?” They will relate, and talk about their own Netflix queues and how they are trying to get caught up on French New Wave.

  • konaehukai

    #8. Yes, Yes I would.

  • Falthor

    #5 if that's rock bottom sign me up.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #22 yup, totally happens today

  • Nick Joubert

    #28 And is nearly 2m tall and is the Guinness book world record holder for most film acting roles ever (porn doesn't count). A win in anyone's book.

    • Munokhoi

      And a descendant of King Charlemagne…No kidding…

    • Tony

      What's a "2m tall"?

  • sirforsyth

    #6 I disagree.

  • akj


    Is a mother, look at that pouch! Can you say roast beef???

  • hahaha

    That was funny but this will really piss people off here.

  • obobo

    #11 that kitten will nvr be the same thats for sure

  • Jon

    Not sure why I’d have to “admit” on #8 – that’s just admitting I’m a straight guy.

  • Jim Schneider

    #8 Wth is there to admit?

  • Disease61

    DAMN! I was on memebase for too long looking at these. I've seen every single one 😦

  • Bob


    Nor can they spell, apparently.

  • TSM

    #11 Columbus, Da Gama, Vespucci, and her "fella" — the greatest explorers of all time.

  • Blako

    #12 …brown life still no parents

  • Simo

    #6 Unless your on the other side of the window. #8 Yes . Yes i would.

  • cincy o

    #31 House flipping… you're doing it wrong.

    • mikethemotormouth

      i am the one who posted that to

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  • Andy

    i know another 17 inch object your mom got…………my penis 😛

    • ONBG

      what's white and 17 inches long?


  • Glitched

    #4 That's not actually 512 mb of ram I've seen enough ram to know.
    #20 that picture is reversed ash has his right arm cut off.

  • Dereck

    it seems legit

  • Korrie

    Everyone is saying that this is douchy but I'm gonna say its guys being awesome with their boys. WIN!!!

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