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July 19, 2011 |
In: Art, Funny, Street Art
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#15 Tracy McGrady
You're right, I am above you because I was first.
Your computer must have dropped off line before you finished typing, I think you meant 'First class douchebag"
No. I mean first to post.
Hell yeah you tell them ckffgliuglyfl! Fuck all you first haters!
that's right C loc, they're a bunch of faggots.
#5 I always knew Snow White was kinky… living with those 7 dwarfs and all, how could she not be?
What is it that you think you see in this pic?
hand grenades are not kinky
Okay… Imna ban you from the armoury now, and I think you know why…
#9 Very well done
#13 This should be the next Banksy T. I would pick it up
damn i sick of hearing that name
Boy: Bitches loves flowers, I'm going to give that bitch flowers.
Girl: You're not my type…
Stuff White People Like # 129, Banksy
Keeping up with art is hard; trips to galleries, enormous books, and costly bi-annual magazines are just a few of the many expenses you will incur during the process of attempting to stay current with art. While the challenge and difficult of this proposition would seem to actually attract more white people than dissuade them, the amount of work required to become and remain an expert on art is simply too much for the majority of white people.
Of course there are exceptions such as the people who have invested both their money and their lives into the appreciation of art: people with Art History Degrees. But as you have probably noticed, they have very little value to both you and society. The latter is evidenced by their annual salary while the former is to be determined on a person by person basis.
Currently, the artist who is both cutting edge and easy to keep up with is Banksy, and white people love him. He is anonymous, British, easy to understand, and he works in the medium of graffiti! This last bit is very important since all white people consider graffiti to be art when it looks like something other than a bunch of squiggles. In every other instance, they consider it vandalism.
As with any conversation involving white people and taste you should be forewarned that you are walking into a potential minefield. However, art does not work the same way as Indie Music when it comes to the need to like the obscure.
Here’s how it works: if you say your favorite artist is Vincent Van Gogh, MC Escher or Monet, you will appear as though your taste in art is derived entirely from college posters. This is unacceptable. Conversely, if you list Jeff Koons, Laurie Anderson, Damien Hirst or Basquiat, you’ll look like you are trying too hard but don’t really know what you are talking about. Chances are that white people will assume your art education consists entirely of documentaries, bio pics, and looking up references from Gossip Girl on Wikipedia.
Finally, if you list your favorite artist as a current, bleeding edge visionary who white people have not heard of, they will immediately recognize you as a threat and dislike you. It is also a certainty that they will call you pretentious behind your back.
Needless to say, it’s complicated. But Banksy is just right. He’s just edgy enough to be outside of the mainstream, but popular enough to be available in coffee table book form at Urban Outfitters. Though if you spot this book on the coffee table of a white person it is strongly recommended that you imply they got the book at a Modern Art Museum gift shop and not at an Urban Outfitters. This will make the evening far more enjoyable for everyone concerned.
If you find all of this to simply be too much work and wish to ensure that white people will never speak to you about art again, there is an easy escape. Simply mention your favorite artist is Thomas Kinkade and that you are in negotiations to purchase an original from the store in the mall. This will effectively end any friendship you have with a white person.
TL/DNR should have had a graphic
Too long,did not read
I don't know you or your white friends of whom you write, but let me assure your that what you wrote crosses all skin color boundaries.
christ, you people have no sense of humor…..
You really think somebody is going to read that?
i did. it was pretty funny and downright dead-on.
only those of us who know how to read.
Jesus, that is like the epitome of TLDR..
beauty's in the eye of the beholder wether your art douche or someone who stumbles across a painting in the street
This is the true critical, satirical art of the future.
This is very nice…but where the hell is the burn your bra thread!!!!!
Did I somehow miss Mind the Gap yesterday ?!?! Hopefully its not a common occurance
yea…so far 0/2
Oh no…you didn't miss it…it was not fucking there.
Some dude commented that the chive use to be a place for funny and unique pics…and now it is soft porn. I think they took it to heart.
It makes me sad…
is the girl in #13 from that lover letter found in the pool?
#13 – I wish I had seen this art when I was that boy's age. Run kid, RUN!! B)
#5 and #10 are my personal favorites
#16 is awesome.
#15 you saw a gun, didnt you ya racist?
I did. Damn I'm racist .
hah wow I did until I read Craig's comment o_0
what are you talking ab…… *looks again*……fuck, I'm racist.
How s it racist to see a gun instead of a camera? The object the person is holding does at first appear to be a gun to some, as well as me, because of the way it's being held. The person holding the item is irrelevant.
To look for racism when none is intended is racism itself.
Am I the only one that saw a camera the instant they looked at it?
That must be some gang-banger cameraman holds the camera "ghetto" style……
like the wanna-be gansta's hold the gun sideways in the movies.
Craig, I don't know if you are white, black, brown, yellow or green but I'm certain you like pushing every-one's button to claim that something is "racist" or "wrong" even if it isn't.
So you can keep on apologizing for all the ills of society and hopefully you will feel better for it. Keep up the good work.
You said it better than I could have myself.
Racism will stop when those who fan the flames of racism, stop.
#15 How the hell did they pull that one off?
The building is an art museum in London. Tate Modern
#3 was wicked awesome!!!
this was my favorite =)
#21 WTF?! Seriously? I have no idea how to feel when seeing this.
Well unless you're a JB fan you should support it.
"<" : Less than "X"
what if you think they both suck?
There is not another person in the music business that is even half as talented as Michael Jackson was.
he was a great performer, but i wouldn't say he was "talented beyond belief". he was a great dancer, and a decent singer, but most of his hit songs he had no hand in writing. (in my opinion) many of his hit songs were "okay" if you like that sort of thing. in reality most were nothing but simplistic pop-songs. so again, those with an appreciation of that genre, then i guess he was very impressive.
so, the choice is a teenage boy/girl or a pedophile? I would have to pass on both
umm . . . then you suck for not recognizing MJ's epic talent
wow, you're real mature. no, i think he was talented. i just wasn't really into him.
uh-oh, here come the michael jackson faggots.
I understand if you're not going to listen to him, but that doesn't mean talk shit. That's just immature and ignorant.
100% agree. a bunch of guys who talk shit about a 17 year old must have less than 3 inches between them. doesn't matter how annoying his music is.
Some real talent there…….
Then theres #18 and #20 o.0
I thought those were the best
I mean not grafically but defintely message wise
#3 is just darned clever! Love it!
So amazing… How do they do this without getting caught??
They do it in the afternoon, when cops are sleeping…
Guess they gotta get their rest too…Still, you’d think that some of these would take days to do!
#21- true dat.
so, the choice is a teenage boy/girl or a pedophile? I would have to pass on both
A joke so nice you told it twice?
I live next to 3 of those in Bristol, England Happy Daze
Me too! Guy hanging out of the window was done on Park Street when the scaffolding was up. Kid with flowers is just round the corner from my old flat in Hotwells.
#13. Seems about right
#27 is that Shay?
#15 It's a video camera, not a gun.
#21 yep, pretty much sums it up
# 15 is from a legal show at the Tate Modern gallery in London.
# 25 (ED209 from 'RoboCop') is by Mox in Australia!
legal or illegal it stays a pretty sight to see.
dont be a hipster man.
#27 right after in the "You Might also Like" there was a link that said "Look Closer" with those tits in 27. the girl had a little dinosaur saying high chive, should have done a screen grab and now I kind find that girl again. It's the blue boob model photo.
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