Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

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  • Sarah

    I LOVE

    • SING IT


      • Robert Plant

        shut the fuck up. faggots.

        • John Bonham

          This is why I faked my own death. What a wanker….

          • Jimmy Page

            and we're only regretful we couldn't see you die a second time. cunt.

    • HAHSO

      BIG ONES

    • Tonight... you.


    • CLCK

      CAPS LOCK!

    • S.M.A.L.L.




    • NEW YORK


    • ROBAT


    • TROLE


      • Mister H.

        haha idiot…

    • TEE CEE


      • HAHSO


    • HOPA


    • GATES




    • KELSEY


      • Event Horizon


        • Squiggy

          Read the name, bitch.





    • Bear Grylls

      TO DRINK PISS. There, I said it.

      • ....

        first audible laugh in the office induced by chive comments… well done sir





    • SARAH


      • HAHSO

        who me

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


      • 7UP


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      By the way, I've been meaning to ask; what is a Combo Breaker?

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • HAHSO

        your rear


        You are so dumb. You are really dumb–for realsies.

    • Joe


      • YDIW


        • Joe


    • thisgoesonandon

      TO LOVE HER.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000438350852 Elliot Atkinson

      Veronica Corningstone

    • Mister H.


    • DaRooster


  • Sarah


    • Tonight... you.


    • tom a

      nice 2 post combo

    • HAHSO


    • Spt

      i see what you did thar

  • SomeGuy

    #6 What the fuck!?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=760359185 Brad Rapp

      Makes me real proud to be a resident of Jacksonville…

    • vindi

      Find her!

    • Paulita

      Paula be actin' a fool again.

    • FuManDru

      That's a city of Jacksonville police car. That should explain a lot.

      • Ryan

        City = Police County = Sheriff

    • PSA

      It's normal on meth. Not even once.

      But… still pretty hefty so can't be a habitual user.

    • Maytrix

      That's certainly random!

    • Mister H.


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=534033574 Kristen Martinez

      JSO! Go DUUUUVAL! That pretty much explains whatever the hell happened here.

    • narky

      gotta love jacksonville…. go jags :)

    • Zorro

      This should be in "I hate my job"

  • Bud Lee

    #18 Underboob, thigh highs, and mind that gap and burn that bra….almost chive perfection. GREAT JOB

    • ilovethechive

      I like #7 better

      • dance forrest dance

        i'm pretty sure she's been found before, my roommate and i are conducting a search party. we'll find her for america.

      • Selmy


    • powpowpow


      • haterade

        check http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewild she posts there. cause that is where all these pictures come from.

        In fact, gonewild is the nude equivalent of sexy chivers. Even better, you can browse the boobiues without clicking the links, so your history is not little with "BIG BOOBS AND CAMEL TOES" as it is with the chive.

        • Clownin

          Haha, you have your history enabled.

          • Haterade

            haha, you think you network admin can't see what you visit when your history is disabled.

            • Power

              I am the network admin… /trollface

              • Power

                Ok I lied. I just like to win arguments with people on the internet because I have a small penis.

        • sdd

          i agree with you^

        • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

          Maybe so, but Reddit's format sucks…Scratch that Reddit in general just sucks. Go back and troll their ass crack of a site.

          • Sly Strollone

            I don't always troll, but when I do, I prefer to Troll the Chivery.

          • Freddy Mercury

            nah. the chive is so great, i think we'll all continure trolling here. just for you :*

            • Freddy Mercury

              C WUT I DID THAR?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


      – the one you love to hate

      • The Gap

        I mind…. the gap.

    • ZachBob

      too bad she doesn't have FLBP and this isn't a "things that bounce" .gif

    • Matt

      My god, this girl is perfect! I hope she'll send more!

    • dance forrest dance


      you're fucking welcome bitches

      • OKN

        no one thanked you. douchebag.

  • chiefs!

    #2, #29, #48

    Hump Dar makes life in Kansas City just a little better… for everybody her i mean

    • EMKramer

      Chive on from KC!

      • Chris

        Woo! GO CHIEFS! Chive on!

    • squirrel

      Chive On from Fort Leavenworth!!! Love being stationed near KC!!

  • Jak

    #1 Hot Rod!!!!

    • stephen


    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      must be doing at least 88 mph!

      • tom a

        my thoughts exactly…

        how did he get to that speed? must be going downhill, and camera tilted…

        • thisgoesonandon

          1.21 Jiggawatts! Great Scott!

    • NW_Islander

      Kinda looks like he's bottoming out…

    • Darkside

      Now playing- Grindin' The Clipse

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      Low rider drives a little slower

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    For those nagging about my photo, see: http://bit.ly/qQ35VW
    Yes, SFW etc. you cowards. Now stop nagging and fuck off y'all!
    btw #38 bullshit; that image is older than the internet. <3 #45 <3 #48 <3

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

      I left you a note somewhere on the internet. :)

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Wha… huh?? You can be more specific dear <3.
        Anyway just to be sure I'll start downloading the whole internet to be sure I got it.

        – Oh, just 85.498.34 days remaining. Must be 'microsoft days'.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        So far I found this (new from you): http://twitpic.com/5t5acl
        Not sure what to make of it.

        – the one you love to hate

        • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

          Close (right medium) but it would be another message on there. :)

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Ah! Got it, thanks. Thought I scared you off there for a minute :)
            Now, how about that cappucino? Hurry back to the kitchen dear <3

            – the one you love to confuse

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Never mind that cappucino, I'm off to bed. Put on (just) your cowgirl boots and follow me.

            – the one who will be shouting "Erin" in this round of Bedroom Rodeo

            • NebraskaGuy

              Yee Haw! Be sure to post some details at 3am!

    • Hoooo

      Is that LG's bicep? Damn girl!

    • Benny Hana

      #45 MOAR! Please find…

      • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

        #45 is me…

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=776740181 Michel Payette

          And is a damn fine thing! :D

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Ah, 450 views in little over an hour… I love my Chive-minions…

      – liked the tatoo? That's my son.

      • Legitalize It

        Your son is a tattoo? Sounds legit.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          My world is way different from yours…

          – it's a coincidence we're even in the same space dimensions

          • sixdeadelves

            whats it like? is it beautiful? can you take me there?

          • Wonder Years

            You live in my world, sweet pea, now… it puts the lotion on its skin….

    • Mister H.

      u tryin' 2 hard baby….

    • akj

      Your right about #38 a quick google search of cameltoe brought up another website with the same picture.

      Apparently whoever sent in #38 is a lonely piece of shit liar!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      Paula is now LG approved. Troll status…..REVOKED! B)

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Nice try, but no. Actually my Troll status was raised quite a bit after LG (<3) formally recognized me as one.

        – official Troll

  • Patrick

    #3 Makes my Dark Knight rise

    • White Knight

      Mine is the White Knight, so it still rises, but it just isn't quite as big.

      • thisgoesonandon


      • Missy Subtly

        i've been with both black and white guys. there really is no difference…..

        • the brown dude

          ooooooh but you say that because you havent been with a brown guy…

  • brian


    Welcome Back, Chive.

    – Chicago :)

    • marinovedder

      how about a chive meet up around lollapalooza?????

    • Simon

      I'm an ecuadorian chiver spending the summer in Chicago.. It'd be awesome to meet the chive crew x.x

      • pat

        ever heard of the male strip club called "Feathers"? i hear it's pretty much the same thing.

    • Buford_Justice

      must be done

    • ranD

      Welcome back to the best city in the country guys. can not WAIT for this!

  • Shy Ronnie

    Chive people, is there no way to just ban Paula from commenting? Just asking, I've been wondering for a while.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      No! There! Isn't! Try! Go ahead, just try!! Humour me!

      – the one who's fingers you'd love to break

    • That Guy

      sing it shy ronnie! you are going to have to speak up shy ronnie…
      i doubt it. even trolls need a vacation. but #6 could be her before she gets arrested

      • jaynecobb

        i think that is a dude. Aint it

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I AM on vacation! Been motorboating most of the day!

        – the one you love to hate

        • That Guy

          oh Paula… you are like that mole on my hand that i couldn't stand when it first popped up. i would look at it in disgust and tried and thought of every way possible of getting rid of it but with time i kinda got used to it. like chris' zit on family guy.. oh my god you are in my blood stream.

        • Trollersk8s

          It's not motorboating if you're rubbing your face in testicles.

          • Brobraham Lincoln

            Epic name brah.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Oh, they said it was though… Oh well.
            Don't you hate it when their hair gets stuck between your teeth?

            – looking up the definition of internet slang from now on.

            • Alloveryou

              The only time I have hair stuck in my teeth is when I'm walking your girlfriend to the cab. Remind her that waxing is in now, will you, your mom does it!

              • dOOb

                Paula's a dude… and works for theCHIVE…

                … and is a dirty whore.

                • dink

                  You retards could try to just ignore every post and not thumb that person up or down and see how long they persist. You people love the drama anyways so no chance that will happen.

  • sheoncebelieved

    #22 look how better off we are with the incompetent dodo in office that all you "smart people" voted for…record unemployment, 90% decline in new hires since ObamaCare….
    Pathetic CHIVE, you're better than this.

    • Cool Matt

      Still better.

    • Vegeta

      AHHHHHHH TITS TITS TITTIES TITS ASS ASS TITTY TITTY ASS ASS ASS TITS BIG FUCKING SEXY TITS….that's all I want to see…no political comments…..ps. GO COMMUNISM!!!! lol jk…really I want to see more tits…..

    • Gumbo

      I guess that the card says it all.

    • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

      Blame Greenspan, you moron… Also, read a history book; record unemployment my ass.

      • llano2

        Record unemployment for Nevada. All time high for South Carolina. Records among black and young people. All time high? No, but did you want him to write a dissertation?

        • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

          You can't make a generalization and then support it with a couple of data points… Fed Chair Paul Volcker brought interest rates (fed funds) up to 20% in the early 80's in order to break the back of inflation (which was a good thing). This was during the REAGAN administration and unemployment peaked at nearly 11%. You don't need a dissertation; you just need to know your shit.

          • llano2

            "Early 80's" was 1981, 82 when it got up to around 20%, Reagan had just gotten elected. And 2 months into office Reagan was shot by Hinckley. In any case, it was not me who said that it was a record high. Inflation was 4.4% when he left office, Volker (who had been around under Carter) to get it up to 20% was long gone by then.

    • VampJenn

      While I agree Obama has made errors, are you really defending Sarah Palin?

    • quintus

      sigh…since 2000 federal spending has been rising as a percentage of GDP causing the debt to increase and makes it hella hard for gov't to help the economy because…(big revelation)…the fed doesn't ameliorate the economy, they just make sure super disasters don't happen. Understand that the we are all responsible for the mess that we're in right now, democrats, republicans, and normal citizens. But you like to blame people instead of looking for solutions.

      • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

        Sounds good.. but wrong. Fed monetary policy since Greenspan has been pro-cyclical during booms and anti-cyclical during busts (exacerbating the booms and hiding the busts). We need to stop bringing consumption forward and endure a normal business cycle.

        • quintus

          Sorry, I was generalizing when I was saying the fed. When I said the fed, i meant the policy in place that they were making. They definitely weren't helping and allowed everyone to over-leverage without being aware of the consequences. I just think this is a stupid place to have this discussion, though I like your insight into the specifics. I'm just weary of the state that we're in and sad that the blame game is being played and no one is educating the public on how the economy really works.

    • mimi

      Well maybe the cause-effect relationship is eluding you, seeing as you are a Palin fan, but when you cluster f**k the economy for 8 years, creating deficit and all, it kind of tends to last even after you are not in office (and by you and mean Bush). It will take a lot of time and smart people to undo what has been done by the previous administration.

      • sheoncebelieved

        when are you lib tards going to stop blaming Bush and let The One take responsibility? How many times did the O vote against Bush's policies? 0….also, Obama has doubled down on everything Bush did from Spending, to wars, to spygames, you name it, Obama is Bush Squared….

        • Legend

          As soon as you stop blaming Clinton . . . .

      • ROK247

        oh here we go. it will be bush's fault when the damn sun goes dark a billion years from now.

        • its_forge

          Even conservative economists agree that the level of spending we had during the Bush administration coupled with that level of tax cuts was completely fucking insane. If something isn't done we will never be out of this level of debt. And extending the Bush tax cuts until LOL, right before election day 2012 wasn't it.

          • llano2

            No they don't!! You just make crap up. The biggest part of so-called Stimulus Act of 2009 of Obama & dems was tax incentives for $288B. Last fall, Obama extended Bush's "tax cuts".

      • That Guy

        that would be great if Obama was making decisions that was to cut spending while raising taxes to stop the bleeding. but instead he has goals and an agenda that he was set on putting in place regardless if it was the right time for America. imagine the previous owner lit the house on fire before they left. instead of putting out the fire the new owner wanted to throw a party. but don't worry either him or the next President will do the same exact thing.

        • its_forge

          I dunno, I kinda LIKE knowing my food isn't going to fucking kill me if I eat it.

          • llano2

            For someone like you who wants 100% proof of food safety, each of your meals will cost $1 billion. Sorry, you won't be able to aford to eat and you die anyway.

            • Oolon Colluphid

              That's one of the most moronic comments I've seen in long time.

              • its_forge

                Word, also, great handle, loved your "Well That About Wraps It Up for God," an utterly seminal work.

            • its_forge

              I think it's better to pay for a little regulation than be careless jagoffs and kill some little kid with a preventable bacterium and get reamed so hard by the courts that your asshole looks like goatse.

      • llano2

        The economy was pretty good for six years, despite 9/11. Democrats took over congress the last two years of Bush's Admin. That it when it fell apart badly, 2007, 2008.

        • its_forge

          Yes magically the VERY MOMENT their saggy old butts touched those chairs in the House and Senate THAT VERY SECOND the economy MAGICALLY went KA-PHOOM and died. Did your parents have *any* children who weren't born brain dead?

          • llano2

            No it didn't, it took a couple of days. Most of those saggy old butts were already there. Most of the damage was caused by Barney Frank and Chris Dodd. Chris Dodd (just retired, hmmm). They are FreddieMac & FannieMae.

    • That Guy

      easy now… this could turn political. i agree with you but it is a joke. you have to pick your battles.

    • slim

      Comment about tits, or don't comment. Save that political s#@t for The Huffington Post.

      • its_forge

        Jesus God anything but THAT shit hole.

    • disturbed

      Palin is so stupid she's contagious.

      • Bob

        I know, she said there were 57 states.

      • sheoncebelieved

        57 states, pronounced the P in corpsman twice, signed 2008 in a guest book in 2010, said a posthumously awarded Purple Heart winner was still alive, can't talk on his own…..it goes on and on

        • Hooper02

          Thinks "Austrian" is spoken in Austria, asked Eric Cantor to "call my bluff" lol

          What an asshole

        • llano2

          It was actually a Medal of Honor winner. Obama awarded the other MOH winner that was alive and still messed the deceased's name up. Pronounce it as corPseman more than twice. she, you are giving him too much credit.

        • its_forge

          Jesus Christ are you really going to start comparing Obama's verbal gaffes to Bush's. I mean really, holy fuck.

          • llano2

            Since Bush didn't read from a teleprompter, not only should they be compared but imagine how many DOZENS more Obama would have without the teleprompter. There are a lot more than these 3 or 4 mentioned here. In 2008, Obama likened his bowling to the Special Olympics, said "The Bomb" had been dropped on Pearl Harbor and visited 57 states. There are a lot more…

            • its_forge

              You *are* joking, right? Bush had a teleprompter in front of him every single time he stood in front of a podium. Every single time. When a Republican Congresswoman makes some moron wisecrack about Obama and teleprompters? She's reading it from a fucking teleprompter. Get real, homey, or for Chrissake let's just talk about girls in panties, that's much more fun than this shit.

    • its_forge

      …you list those things as if they're either (a) his fault or (b) a bad thing. Tell me oh super political genius of TheCHIVE, how many jobs bills has the "jobs jobs jobs" Teapublican Congress put forth since they were elected in November of 2010? And how many of Obama's efforts to actually *pass* jobs legislation has been completely stonewalled by Congress to the point where 90% of the government's finance wonks are saying "things would kick ass a lot if there could be another stimulus package, or if the House hadn't castrated the last one" but nobody's even bothering to try because they know the House will set its hair on fire? Why don't you think about these things for a couple of months and get back to us about how everything is Obama's fault, especially that 90% decline in new hires since ObamaCare, the legislation that doesn't even take effect until 2014 and has ALSO been kneecapped at every turn by Congress and Republican governors nationwide. Kay? Kay.

      • llano2

        The all-democrat congress jobs bill was passed last year. They had TWO years. Last I heard it cost $250K per job. And that didn't really create much of nothing, just kept some government employees around for a extra year.

        I'm not a Tea Party guy but obviously you don't have a clue about how they want to create jobs.

        By the way, he is correct about ObamaCare and the jobs. You need to keep up. Private sector jobs were at 65K/m, now they are at 6K. Every since Obamacare. Employers have to worry about paying of this crap.

        • its_forge

          "How they want to create jobs" well, I presume it'd be by doing something other than trying to outlaw abortion, outlaw gay marriage, outlaw burning flags, pass a Constitutional amendment to keep the budget balanced (which everyone in the history of Time Itself including Saint Ronald Reagan has said "Oh my GOD that would be a really, really bad idea"), or set their hair on fire about the debt ceiling, you know the same debt ceiling they raised 11 times when Bush was president. Again, do you actually want to tell me what Teapublicans' ideas are about creating jobs and if you say "tax cuts for giant corporations and very very rich people" I will laugh at you until I drop dead from laughing. "Obviously I don't have a clue" LOL.

          • Longstorybro.


          • llano2

            Wow, you hit the nail(s) on the head. Hey, it was actually 5 times not 11 but who's counting. 2002, 2003, 2004, 2006, 2007. BTW, Obama voted against raising the ceiling for those 3 years he was a senator. Yeah, balancing budget is bad (if you are a democrat).

            • its_forge

              Yeah except for that time Clinton left the country with a technical budget surplus. http://moneystockstycoons.com/wp-content/uploads/

              • llano2

                Everyone knows that the Republican congress (the first in 40 years) balanced the budget for Clinton. The budget belongs to Congress, not the president. Or you could show me Obama's budget. Oh, he doesn't have one, but Clinton did!?!?! LMAO!!

                • its_forge

                  Heh. Yeah. Gingrich balanced the budget. That's why he's been a Conservative pariah for fifteen years until suddenly poof!! He's the front runner for their presidential nomination. Seriously is that all you got? 'Cuz it's weak. Also, #7.

    • Guest Commenter

      Slowly, slowly, put down the kool-aid. I promise the scary black man is not to blame for your shitty life, no matter what the beauty queen keeps telling you.

      • That Guy

        i love how you are the first person to mention that he is black. like you can't be against him because of his policies. ya everyone who is against Obama is a racist. good luck with that.

    • tom a

      how can you blame obama when he's just cleaning up after the guy who messed everything up the 8 years before?

      analogy time that chivers will appreciate:

      You walk into a room littered with beer bottles and pizza boxes. There's only one guy in the room and he's cleaning up the mess. You get mad at him because it's dirty.

      When in reality it's good guy greg helping clean up after scumbag steve and his buddies left the party cuz it's lame.

      Come on guys, know where to lay the blame.

      • ChiverMeTimbers

        KEEP CALM


        CHIVE ON!

        • Captain Insano

          ^ THIS ^
          It's meant as a joke, this isn't I-A-B where they troll politics and religion all the time.

      • sheoncebelieved

        Obama goes down in history as the worst president ever, just wait and see.

        • its_forge

          Only because he didn't do what the people who voted for him elected him to do. And was kneecapped at every turn by the worst Congress in the history of Time Itself.

          • Presidon't

            True, what president does what he is elected to do? That's preposterous!

            • its_forge

              I know, how completely ridiculous.

          • sheoncebelieved

            kneecapped by the super majority he had? You mean the crazy lib congress of Pelosi and whack job harry reid in the senate, it was that congress' fault? is that you're saying, really?

            • its_forge

              …you mean Harry "It's okay, what my constituents wanted doesn't matter" Reid and Nancy "Impeachent is off the table!!!" Pelosi? Those two DINOs couldn't find resolve in the fucking dictionary. Keep trying, buffoon, you do realize these are really, really old talking points, right?

        • Brobraham Lincoln

          that is ridongulous. shouldn't you be in the kitchen?

          • its_forge

            If I recall correctly, sheoncebelieved is a dude who likes that particular photograph, as do I.

        • McBeastie

          If he goes down as the worst president ever it'll only be because Palin was never elected.

      • llano2

        Worst analogy ever.

      • sheoncebelieved

        That link is a complete joke, Health Care is creating jobs….NOT read the headlines today
        The stimulus? was a slushfund for gov't employee and the unions
        Energy Reform? Did you see that Texas may not be able to keep the dark sky lit with the new reforms?
        " Positive Role in Civil Conflicts:"??? you mean 2 wars in Iraq and Afghan. weren't enough so let's fight in Libya too?
        What joke that link was…nice try though

        • Anon

          worst president ever? I am 100% sure that there are many before him who were worse, and many who simply ruled in prosperous times who looked good because of that. Chill. Go outside. Educate yourself.

          • llano2

            No, Obama will be the worse. However, I'm only 90% sure. There is Carter and Hoover who were pretty bad.

      • That Guy

        the only problem is that you see him as cleaning up, but what he is actually doing is planning another party when all the food has been already eaten, there are only 2 beers left and he has just invited the entire neighborhood.
        he's not cleaning, he's managing the mess so he can push his agenda through. America is the worst for it.

    • haterade

      Thanks chivers! I've been calling you all fucking redneck retards for ages, you just proved my point better than I ever could.

      • SDREG


      • Guest

        Don't be too hard on them. As a rule, I've found that the chat section of any website is a breeding ground for retarded commentary, especially when someone brings up politics. No-one likes to be wrong, so people lash out with more and more anger instead of reason, and then it all spirals downwards.

    • TiminPhx

      Republicans scare the little drones, because they might lose their government handouts and actually have to get a job. ANY job.

      Leftists can't stand the thought of not having Obama and other Democrats be their daddy. They want to be told what to do and be taken care of. They are not grownups.

      So, slave like, like little drones, the whorish for Obama media/entertainment types tell them what to say about people like Palin, and like little faithful drones, they repeat it, some via hack Photos.

      • JPC

        Did Glen Beck or Rush Limbaugh use the word "drone" today? Because that's usually how this works. They use a word or phrase, then morons like Tim here repeat it 10 times in a comment because they can't think of anything else.

      • its_forge

        ^^^^ LOL @ U for thinking all this Hannity-driven bullcrap. None of that is true, stop letting assholes feed you bullshit, dude.

      • Chivers are retarded

        Yeah, they are all like, "Hey you, you guys are gay, you can't get married." And then they are like, "hey you, you can't get an abortion." Fucking democrats…

    • Sane

      We'd be in a hell of a lot better shape as a country with the chillbilly in charge instead of President Affirmative Action. LOL. What a buffoon.

      • dooftard

        Thanks for admitting the racist underpinnings of your political beliefs…

        • Sane

          Hmmm. Nothing racial there except your jumping to a racial conclusion. You might want to step back and review your thoughts there champ.

      • its_forge

        Ha! You funny dude.

        • Preznit nine iron

          Hey can a guy just eat his waffles here?

    • CapnMFingPlanet

      Jesus Fucking Christ on a Pogo Stick doing backflips, this is the fucking Chive. Shut the fuck up about politics already and enjoy the chivettes that were nice enough to show you their hot asses today!

      • Mirror Master

        fuck that. if i want sluts, i'll got to pornhub.

    • grrregg

      Get a sense of humor for your sake. And learn to relax. And look at sites that cater to your very narrow mind.

    • Innocent Bystander

      I laugh at this raging debate, 'cause I'm a Canadian.

      • Patches

        As a Canadian, part of me is laughing because we were smart enought to elect a CONSERVATIVE majority government in May…. but part of me isn't laughing because when Obama's Marxist experiment collapses it could take us down with it.

        • lolkimi

          okay…you can't just throw out words like Marxist or socialist or nazi interchangeably….they actually have different meanings and definitions….you should learn the definition before you use the word

        • its_forge

          LOL@U listening to Big Brother telling you the most corporatist president we've ever had is a Marxist. Obama isn't worthy of even speaking the word Marx. If he's a socialist then I'm Orlando Bloom spending a month in Bora Bora with my wife, Miranda Kerr. Whom I've seen naked.

      • http://www.facebook.com/gilmourw Mitch Moseley

        You Canadians should be thankful for us Americans. If not for us, you'd all be speaking French right now.

        • Innocent Bystander

          Hey, didn't we burn down your white house at some point? Anyways, I think it's really more thanks to the british that we don't all speak french. After all, the french actually played a significant part in the American revolution, didn't they?

    • vector1960

      No they are not better than this. Juvenile stupidity is their stock and trade.

    • Charlie

      After reading these comments i have lost so much respect for chivers its sickening. I honestly want to puke reading this Glenn Beck lie factory monologue.

      • its_forge

        ::shrug:: Looks like pretty nearly a 1/3 – 1/3 – 1/3 mix here of people saying "Obama Socialist AAAAGGH!" and "Socialist? LOL" and "Shut up and show some more tits!" Which is par for the course for what is it again, the greatest web site ever?

        • EdWood

          Oh yeah.
          And to sheoncebeleived——-FU for starting this shit.

    • Chaos

      If you want to blame someone for the economy, blame Reagan. Yes, Reagan, the god of the GOP. It was Reagan who really started pushing the trickle-down theory, that if we kept giving more and more money to the rich, that money will trickle down to everyone else. SURPRISE! It didn't! For more than 20 years the rich kept getting richer, the poor kept getting poorer, and the middle class shrunk. The wealthiest Americans were so arrogant that they felt they were untouchable. And in 2008, it crashed all around them. AND YET! The GOP, still refuses to tax these men, the douchebags who are responsible for this mess, because they're so damn elitest that they put only 1% of America ahead of the other 99%. If the GOP had let Obama tax the rich, the government would be raking in billions and we'd be taking a huge slice out of the deficit.

      • goheta

        ^^This guy knows his stuff….

    • joe

      I second that motion

  • That Guy

    #26 what i feel like my sperm looks like when charging forward. what it actually looks like #27

  • ilovethechive

    #48 Great End!
    #3 Holy Crappers Batman!
    #33 FTMFW!!!
    Good Hump Day Dar Chive!!

    • Billy

      It's amazing how you can recognize someone by there ass cheeks.

      • Where?

        Where ass cheeks?

    • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

      #33 is the most amazing thing I have seen all day

      • theonehodge

        I wanna see the drop gif to go with that!

      • Domd

        I just tried to like this at least 5 times.

  • Urban

    #43 If a guy had invented the Snuggie.

    • Cory

      It needs feet, seriously why did they go to all of the trouble of cutting and sewing separate legs but not take the time and add a portion to cover your feet?

    • CaptainInsano

      I cracked up pretty hard at this one, best haters gonna hate eva!

  • disturbed

    #48 Hi Lauren! DAR I say – lookin' good!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ boom

      Skank on !

    • Dissabonered

      Coincidentally, I'm also looking at something I want to eat.

      • Eatception.


    • BobBomb

      Can you please get me those cherry tomatoes? Now put 'em back

    • MDKDM

      fuckin' skank-ass ho.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale


    • daroofa

      As long as you're in there, eat a sandwich or something.

  • aosux

    #9 Shark week used to be much more informative and awesome. Although I still love it and watch every minute of it, it has turned into the "attack week"

    • disturbed

      Isn't that even better?

    • Robert Plant

      big surprise, another twilight refernce on the chive. it's gotten to the point where the chive is the only place i can count on featuring something about twilight every day. faggots.

  • Zach

    #27 Super sperm!

    • sheoncebelieved

      My daughter was conceived while on Orthotrycyclene (the ring)….now, talk about super sperm…sheesh

  • Kawz

    #48 Your legs are fucking terrific.

    • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

      Thank you! It's the heels. I do power Chiving, power eating, and power…sitting at work. ;)

      • That Guy

        was that the only pic in DAR today? i saw #33 and thought… LG?

        • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

          I'm #45 as well, but whoever #33 is of…she has one glorious bootay. :)

          • http://www.facebook.com/lalo.spain Lalo Teijeiro

            knew it !

          • That Guy

            thanks a lot LG. now every great ass i see plays tricks on my mind… great, distracting tricks on my mind.

            • Not an Asstronaut

              Good thing you don't see a lot of ass.

          • HAHSO

            lg:do you write on your own ass, or does somebody help you.

            • Inquiry

              Excellent question. And, if so, is there a relief position open, in case the other person is sick or gets tired?

            • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

              Nah, I write on my own butt. If I couldn't write on my own ass… that'd be a sign that things were not going well. lol

              • HAHSO

                Your also very smart. i see that you leave your ketchup bottle upside down in you fridge, so that when you need to use it POPS out quick.

                • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

                  Well thank you! There have been many a long night waiting for the ketchup to drop…and I realized rather quickly that ketchup emergencies are not emergencies I can afford to have. ;)

                  • HAHSO

                    just kissing your ass rgg, i ment your butt- sory.

                  • True Stories

                    That's the same reason penises are stored upside down. True story.

                    • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

                      Fn' epic reply! Nothing beats fact. ;p

                    • Darkside

                      You win this time gadget!

                      Also, nice stems LG.

          • ranD

            pretty sure 33 is Dylan. but might need a few more angles and a drop gif… you know, to be certain and all ;)

      • Clay

        thanks a lot LG

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        How about some Power Riding Paula, dear? <3

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • fan

        you should post on Reddit/r/gonewild LG. Im sure the boys will go wild ;]

        • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

          Nahhh, Chive and Twitter (and Digg) are really my only online mediums. Being just a Chivette is more than enough for me. :)

          • http://www.gfys.org/ omega

            W…H….O…………. You know the words.

            • Omega's Mom

              Honey stop it! I've told you they'll post the pics of me giving you a bath last week when they have time. Miss Gentile is a lovely woman and I don't want you posting in this manner!

            • Alpha

              R…E! That cow gives out the milk for free! She's a WHORE! Yeah, yeah, she's a WHORE!

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            There's no such thing as "JUST A CHIVETTE"!! Shame on you! Go wash your fingers before you touch the keyboard again!
            Being a Chivette is all any woman can ever hope to achieve. And you're their Queen. Please behave as such.

            – the one you love to exhaust

  • equalizermax

    Oh Yeahhhh!!!


    #38 Your friend deserves a medal…

    • ilovethechive

      Nice MooseKnuckle too

      • its_forge

        Naw a Moose Knuckle is deep enough to hide pencils in. This is just a plain ol' toe.

    • Guest


    • Plunker

      Yeah, she's hot as hell.
      More pics!

    • jason

      i call bullshit – found 18 results for this on tineye

      • jjj

        I second the BS call.

      • Dissabonered

        This pic has been around for years, Chive you need to vet your fucking posts.

        • Bill

          Shut up, she's fucking hot. You're ruining this for me!

          • A Life

            Get me.

            • TRON


    • Smitty

      The Trifecta of win. FLBP, Burnt bra and mind the gap. Plus a bonus camel toe.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000438350852 Elliot Atkinson

      Definitely hot but definitely bullshit

    • Mattias

      So beautiful i could die, all love to you friend

  • Barkeep


    Saw that and turned to my buddy in the office, "Dude-!"

    he cut me off, 'i know, chive's coming'

    • oX_Animal_Xo

      Looking forward to it!

    • BloodScrubber

      In that little kids voice in the movie Sixth Sense….

      "…I see Chive people…."

    • shoestring30

      Haha, Ditto

      • Nevets83

        O yeah……. Im ready to throw down

        • DrROBOTO

          im ready to get thrown….soon!

  • NebraskaGuy

    Got to #9 and scrolled down to post – EPIC fucking WIN!

    • Chiz Niz

      At least it didn't have anything you had to count.

      • NebraskaGuy

        lol now that's funny :)

    • Captain Obvious

      Rushing to get your comment on the first page makes you eligible for a "scumbag Steve" meme.

      • NebraskaGuy

        Uhmm … really?
        I never rush anything. I merely commented and when I posted the comment, the webpage fucked up and … oh why am I explaining it to you?
        You obviously invent your own facts to support your own opinion, but whatever.

        It's all good :)

        • LeDouche

          Let's face it chief, you're the new equalizermax.

          • NebraskaGuy

            That means a lot to me, coming from a guy named LeDouche!
            Thanks, buddy!

            • LeDouche

              At least I am aware that I am douche…

    • andy

      Christian morals…WTF? It's a vampire and werewolf show for fucks sake…get over your hate.

      • justasimpleguy

        Christian morals…yeah right… it seems to me that the guy has no idea what Christianity is

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

          Most people don't

          • Ending


      • Smitty

        I don't get it either. As far as i can tell it is about a young girls choice between bestiality and necrophilia.

        • Heat-Wave

          come up with your own jokes, douche-wad.

  • Simon

    #16 & 17

    I'm from Venezuela. But I'll be travelling to Chicago around August 19th… I'd love to meet fellow Chivers I hope I get the chance. :)

    • hMMMM

      There aren't any people named Simon in Venezuela. I checked.

    • HAHSO


  • https://www.facebook.com/CUtigers530 Matthew Rose

    #45 #46 a win for chive

    • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

      Thank you Matt! :)

      • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

        you're #45?! now i feel bad for the first thought i had when i saw it….

        • Matte blac

          haha, #45 FTW, on and #46, i'll have what shes having hahahaha

  • NebraskaGuy

    Got to #9 and scrolled down to post – EPIC fucking WIN!
    (now to go back and see the rest of the pictures, lol)

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Old news; you already said that a minute ago. You high?

      – the one you love to hate

      • NebraskaGuy

        No, but I could use a beer!
        Yeah, something apparently didn't work right because when I posted it the first time, it cut off some of the text. So I deleted the original and re-posted the comment. That's probably why you saw two posts of the same thing.

        Sometimes Wednesdays can act just like Mondays! :(

        Chive On!

    • Angry Kid

      I fucking hate you already. Not only is your comment fucking useless, but you fucking posted it twice, you twat. If I could take your comments, make nun-chucks out of them and beat your fingers straight off your hand and feed them to Paula, rectally, I fucking would.

      • NebraskaGuy

        Meh … whatever :)

        • Review

          Ah, glad you posted here. I've read all of your comments up to this point and am happy to inform you that you can now stop commenting, that will be all. Thanks.

          • NebraskaGuy

            Sure thing, Review!
            But you should know, it's the Chive comments that make this site what it is, not just the pictures. Hell I can look at pics anywhere.

            The pictures bring'em in, and the comments keep'em going!

            Now man up for once post in your REAL profile so we all know who you are :)

            Chive On!

            • Anonymous

              I've said it once, and I'll say it a million times. I will NEVER have one of these bullshit profiles so I can parade my rating to everyone to show them how big of a douche I am! Look at me with my cool rating, so awesome. Oh look, it's positive, that means I'm really cool and people like me here! Yay!

              • TRON

                100. Percent. Win.

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

                  Said one anonymous, impotent, man-boob fondling troll about another. B)

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