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July 21, 2011 |
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#36 … been looking forward to it all week
I may be the odd one out but i been looking forward for non-unnaked women this week.
Yes for naked women. Good call, COCO.
#32 When you see it…
You'll shit dicks?
- the one you love to hate
Thanks for sharing that. I usually don't care about Sexy Chivers, just like everyone else here, but now that you've reposted that photo and reminded us, I am sure we will all look forward to it, too.
You know its a bad post when the first positive comment is looking forward to a different post. Please, have a better selection in future DARs.
fuck you paula
I concur…FUCK YOU PAULA
Right. So it's a threesome then?
foursome, fuck you Paula
Yeah, fuck off Paula you shitstain.
yes paula fuck you
This is a right royal fuckfest. I still don't understand why!!
Hi minions! I've been getting questions about my record-breaking negative IntenseDebate score. I'll explain it, just once.
It's because I'm a genius that's ahead of her time. ALL geniusses ahead of their time were ridiculed and structurally disagreed with before they were recognized as the valuable assets to humanity they really are.
Get it now?
Now go back to whatever it was you were supposed to be doing but aren't doing because you're Chiving again.
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21
Kind of like George Bush? and in the opposite direction kind of like Obama?
Well said "sheoncebelieved"
George Bush a genius? That's a first… Not in this century, or the next.
Yea thanks Bush for the broken economy, free falling of jobs, wars, and massive debt. You are an idiot.
I think you mean "Yea thanks Clinton…"
In only SIX of the past TWENTY years the US has run a primary fiscal surplus (taking in more money than it spends) – 4 of 6 were under Clinton. Clinton did start us moving in the direction of financial deregulation, but, for the most part, the guy was a straight up pimp as far as economic policy…
Clinton fought tooth and nail against the "contract with America" from a conservative congress that yeilded those positive years. Today is what just 2 years of an all Liberal Congress and president reaps.
I was under the impression that Obama was the POTUS while all of these things are happening…
Yo Hardy har har it be the mother 'effin DAR
Tha Place we Chives all go to hunt…
We FAP to FLBP, comment to peeps we'll neva see
And see sum damn fine asses and some kunts.
BTW sheoncebelieved – you got sum naked pics to share with us chives?
paula has a mangina
…you are one hot fucking troll Paula
is there a pic of her or something?
That's just a pic of LG's arm….
Hey, when will we be able to see your real face without photoshop or make up.
As much as I have tried to dislike you, you are really starting to grow on me. Almost a sic addiction.
more like foot fungus
Einstein was appreciated in, and beyond his time
Exception that proves the rule of course.
This makes no sense. It never has.
Your score has gone up in the last week, from -135 to -124. Clearly, you are fucking failing miserably at being a troll.
That's just IntenseDebate fucking with me. My ratings are still mostly negative, but for some reason they increase the score slowly. Maybe they slowly realise I'm right.
Anyway thanks for keeping up with my scores dear!
At this rate, you'll have a positiver rating than equalizermax, but will still not be even remotely as annoying.
u must be kidding!!!11 all geniusses were ridiculed?! c mon Paula. How about aristotle, linus pauling, marie curie. of course u have never heard of them.
Finally, it took 19 minutes for someone to bring that up… Just goes to show you how uneducated the average Chiver is.
- but with 80% american visitors, what can one expect…
Preach on Paula, you twat!
Shit!!! I'm bonifide muther fucker because I'm a Dapper Dan Man!
I wouldn't say that the most of the Chivers are uneducated, just because they don't reply to ur comments immediately
* but you've probably never heard of them.
That's just what they tell low achievers to make them feel better. We all now IRL the majority of geniuses were always recognised as such, form the guy who discovered fire onwards
I am a genius, but God makes other people think I am stupid because he doesn't want them to know I am smarter than him. Fucking God, I'll get you one of these days you sumomabitch.
You have an amazing lack of a life.
I think this is really it, Shawn. There's a depth of self-loathing going on that is disturbing. Or it's a psychology experiment, by someone getting a PhD.
There's just no other way to explain someone who is so desperate for human attention, that glorying in negative feedback is better than being alone and ignored. Like a 600-pound circus freak who likes being laughed at. At least it's a life, and this poster collects thumbs-down with glee.
Paula is not the one I love to hate. I'm just repulsed by her, and she has my pity.. I simply can't imagine how depressing that life must be. Unless, as I said, we're all being scammed, and some Psych major is racking up serious research at our expense.
Otherwise, I just think Paula's the turd in the punchbowl who ruins it for everyone else.
My apologies if I've offended anyone (at least, anyone who has the ability to be offended). Not trying to start a fight. And I know this won't change anything.
Y so serious?
Ha, you're right. I was. It looks silly even as I re-read it.
It's just that she dominates Every. Single. Post. Like a car alarm that no one turns off.
So I vented. Too much, and WAY too serious.
You must be new. Paula is a dude, he works for the Chive. Most people either ignore him. Nothing to get bent out of shape about. That said, welcome.
Oh, wow, I'm changing my name to Duped.
Thanks to all for not raking me for the goofy diatribe. You all could really have blistered me if you had wanted to.
Next time, I'll ask directions before driving around in a new town.
New here? It's OK, most people don't get me, either at first or at all. You're too narrow minded right meow.
- the one you'll understand one of these days
Kiss my ass
WHERES MY SANDWICH!
For some morbid reason I have yet to establish, Paula amuses me. I look forward to her comments as much as I look forward to looking at the actual galleries. Troll and Chive On Paula. <3
Cool story sis.
Maybe it's because you look alike?
Suck on my poll.
You'll find the reason… dig deep within yourself…
…No not there!!, in a SPIRITUAL way!!
God damn it, Paula, fix my poll! How can I troll in multiple choice if the damn polls don't show up?
Take it up with IntenseDebate! I only work at the Chive.
- not that they know about that…
Called IntenseDebate, they told me to talk to John, who told me to talk to LG. She's busy, so you're next in line.
Yeah and since she's busy with me you're out of luck right meow.
- Chiving during sex; the 2 most enjoyable hobbies combined
Shut the fuck up, you stupid whore. I don't even read your pointless bullshit, I just know you're a fucking dumb ass bitch.
take it easy, pace your aggression. you'll have coronary at this rate.
Have a coronary? We all have "coronaries." I think you forgot the noun that this adjective is supposed to support
So… If you don't read what I write, did you hear about me on the news?
How did you form your opinion about me then? Or do you not have an opinion yourself, but someone told you I'm a fucking dumb ass bitch, and you just copied that opinion without forming one yourself? Or doing some investigating first? Is that really what you are?
Please reply though, my paper is due in.
- the one you love to hate
I dont get it
so tat's not just you telling you just tellin urself not to b a genis.
#44 > #29
both are great bc you cant see her doofy face… to each his own but im not a fan
How come the above two comments are identical, but have received different numbers of thumbs?
She skinny as hell…I pass. One healthy ethnic chick will trump just about ALL the lame ass YT girls yall post in here.
oh she's sexy alright, just don't want my girls looking manlier than me
I dunno, the way this woman stands and moves says to me she doesn't have any real experience with actually being sexy, she just goes with the fact that she looks good in underwear and expects that to cover it. That isn't all there is to being a sexy woman. Also, I agree with some others here that she really doesn't have much of a figure and her face isn't really all that. In addition!! LOL, I really do kind of prefer the women I'm attracted to, to have more intellect online than say your average bar of soap. Thus the reason Beckinsale is one of the hottest women on Earth – she isn't a fucking idiot.
#18 Say hullo to my little frien!
An say goodbye to your lil ear.
3.5 minutes at Low. Remove plastic film and cook on High for 45 seconds.
Contents may be hot!
poke holes to vent
#10 Jabba the Hut's black cousin.
Jabblack the Hut??
Well played sir.
Jabba the black?
Blacka the Hut
Bubba the Hut?
why was this picture on the cover of the army times?
LeRoy….get your big ass out the kids pool!
#12 is that Octamom?
#32 chicks w/ Dicks are Hot
#12 sick americans…
It looks like the weird guy who did those Selena Gomez videos on Tosh.0)\
That's just an average Republican, protecting his daughter from abortions and black men.
I think he is shooting at the tiger that mauled his wife's stomach.
oooooh, i did not even notice a penis in that picture, lol.
i realize it's the chick behind her's knee, but still, didn't even see it
#19 i love my state
that's not sloopy in the casket, sloopy would have held on
That….was very funny
Is that supposed to spell something? Third one to the right is an i?
haha a metaphor for the upcoming season…
Its what he wouldve wanted….
Your state = rigormortis?
Tressel and Prior have taken all the dignity you pretended to have.
no one said i was an ohio state fan. i just love the state i was born and raised.
#15 Sooo good.
Norma Stitz. Worth googling.
Not Norma Stitz, fuck tard.
You really don't get it do you? /facepalm
It's actually her sister, Enorma Stitz
gotta love skins`!
it's Kayla Scodelario AKA Effy from Skins
UK Skins, not MTV Skins
I don't think you are allowed to mention the two anywhere near each other.
#9 You got your t-shirt then felt like you listened to Mars Volta?
his career is over, he just lost a lot of weight.
the only reason he was funny was because he was FAT.
LETS HOPE HE STARTS PIGGGING OUT AGAIN.
it funny cause he's fat!!!! and yes got mine too stoked
I got mine today- and feel the same way….
She needs to get fine or arrested for public nudity.
She's plenty fine.
COCO, go away! You are like Paula, except you aren't funny.
Which means she's exactly like Paula.
i actually think COCO's funnier.
The end… indeed
I love San Fran
Those series of pictures were like she was reading my mind.
i saw that picture and did this #9
did not expect THAT,,butt nice
i would call the scenic
dear god yes! ftw
Yummy Scrummy !!
oh….my…..god…..That is hot!
On your knees and blow me, chump.
It is simple, we kill the Batman!
Is this scene from "The Black Knight Rises?"
I watched this idiot live. The event took place in Costa Rica around xmas. Not only does he look like an idiot and was running around a ring with a bunch of other morons tripping over each other while half a dozen bulls tried to gore them, it was about 85 degrees.
i'm from costa rica and actually that is a tradition that takes place all around the country, it's like saying that the thousands of people that run from the bulls in pamplona are morons… or like saying that the rednecks are morons because they enjoy crashing cars on purpose on demolition derbys… i've done it and it's really fun, maybe you should try it someday
#15 Pedobear says don't forget to chew before you swallow!
She was 18 when that was made, 19 or 20 now.
This is from Skins. She was in skins when she was between the ages of 14-18. So either way you look at it, there's a 3/4 chance that you are all perverts.
Actually, just looking at a fully clothed person no matter what they're doing is perfectly legal and doesn't make anyone a pervert. You see, perversion is inside the mind. I look at this and I see a young lady who is up to naughty antics, but I'm not thinking "sure hon, let me get over there and we'll" anything, because you see, I am not a pervert. If you look at pictures of young women with their clothes on and think of nothing but having sexual intercourse with them, then that is your problem and you should probably keep it to yourself.
Shes actually 19, names Kaya Scodelario.
No sir, no chewing aloud.
That's how I know I'm fertile. She has to chew before she swallows.
Or you have a horrible STD…..
What is this from?
#2 Ohhh Yeaaahhhh!
I SEE A PUSSY THROUGH THE WALL
#49 Dat ass. Find her.
start in san francisco
she's in San Francisco… Marina District…
I wonder what city that is
San Francisco: Meaning a whales vagin. Oh wait, that san diego
#12 fuck off
Meanwhile, at the Tea Party convention…
#15 thats hot who is that
Kaya Scodelario. she's from a british Tv show called Skins.
A twelve year old, thats who that is.
Shes actually 19
Sign me up!
Now she is. not when she was in the first seriess of skins, doing this
She was in Skins between the ages of 14-18. Skins is for teenagers to perve over. Not you.
And if the person asking is thirteen, what the hell is it to you, Mr. Busybody?
Kaya Scodelario aka Effy Stonem from Skins
I am forced to reconsider my atheism in light of this compelling evidence of intelligent design.
what about sausage? I love eating sausage…..and I'm a guy…..so, is that a good design, too?
No, that just makes you gay
I want two tacos. I'll bring the hot sauce!
no, he intended for man not to eat pussy because it coincides with higher incidences of throat-cancer. soooo..there's that….
I beg your fucking pardon, cite please?
#49 great end! Hahah
I wish it were a YAY. This was one boring DAR.
#28 WTF is this? Really? This makes the DAR?
#49 That's a strange place to have to pop a squat…
Pinch a loaf, cup a squat, or taking the browns to the Superbowl.
Dropping the kids off at the pool,hanging a rope
That's masturbating, dummy.
#13 I don't know who has the worst expression.
Seriously, you took up a first page slot with that? Practice your game around page 3 for a while.
"Practice your game around page 3 for a while." – Priceless.
In line to lick my balls maybe.
Blow me bro maynard
When you stop being a dip shit I will.
that's how i know you're gay
Game, set and match to mr. Blow me
That's a really good way to fail…
It's all about success
Pretty much terrible, boring comments – the entire first page. Par for the course, Chivers. Yawn. Your comments are so lame today, I don't even feel like trolling you.
And oh yeah, the DAR was boring today, too. Better luck tomorrow.
if anyone gave two shits about your opinion maybe it would matter
He is right about the DAR sucking though… just a fact
Yeah, I am going to agree
Unfortunately agree. I was looking for good banter. I've come to expect more from the first page.
My theory – the worse the posts, the greater the frustration and the more the trolls come out. Chive has been sucking lately…. ergo more troll, good commentors stay away, chivettes stay away…
solution: chive must step up its game again
Correction: more troll = much more lively, fun discussion. Stupid comments = no trolling, like today, which makes this all very dull.
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive. Never surrender.
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