Douche Bag Competition : theCHIVE

The Chivery

Still, neither one is douchy or elitist enough to spawn their own catchphrase and come out with their own t-shirts. Chive on!

KeyserSoze

That's because they're easier to ignore…
Patricio

I find them both intolerable.
Kai

They both stink like farts, but douches are the kind that are blown in your face while hipsters are quiet and elusive

Jake

Douche
http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

Did this one hit a little too close to home for you?

http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

tits or GTFO
owlsman

i laughed
Ronnie c

These guys are awesome. I love all of their videos. The MANtage is the best one lol

Johnny Bloom

yeah, lame
Get it right

Douches wild!!
xXbeermonkeyXx

so… changing your name to chad automatically makes you a douche? interesting *strokes beard*

Da Sandman

hilarious
http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

…its okay kids, we're all winners, now lets go get some icecream!

http://www.facebook.com/MacheteJack Carl R. Evans

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

woot

Posted to YouTube September 24, 2008. I love Barats and Bereta, but I thought The Chive was supposed to post relatively new things? Might as well post some stuff like "End of the World" or all those Fensler Films GI Joe PSA's and call it a day, then.

andfukyamoms

how bout they just post entertaining things……i think that would work.

nednarb

i don't think it has to be new. plus i never seen it before. i agree that i think as longs as its entertaining it chive worthy. also i don't feel like scouring the internet for stuff to look at and watch so i am glad when the rehash stuff or double post the occasional picture. only so much material is made everyday, and for the chive to last they are going to have to breakout stuff from the past. so its one or two chive post a day of all new stuff, or many chive post a day with a mixture of new, old, wtf, tits and ass.

the chive is by far the best one stop shop for internet entertainment.

James

"That's legal documentation that he has officially changed his name to Chad!" lol
jakubwrobel

The sad part is, people actually do this shit. Fucking douchebags…

Mr_Rob

The "wining" movement should had been to change your whole homepage into a barf made of a little posts from the chive and a lot of awfull ads from a really non interesting movie (like, for example, Friends with benefits)…
Colleen Elise

What language is that? I don’t know but it translates to douche! I think of that everytime I see a tattoo like that.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

Who knew that all the Chivette haters were actually named "Chad"? Thought this video would just be a montage of all of the them, but this was good too. Have a nice day!

Brian May

Why don't you just stop talking for awhile Freddy. Just sing and prance around like a rooster. That's all anyone wants from you.

Bob

Luke won it in the end, but in all honesty, he won as soon as he popped that collar. That to me is the worst thing these people do.
Negrodamas

"OH MY DAAAOOOUUUCHE!"
Heh!
oliver

lame video
The Chivery

Looked exactly like a "Chive off". Except without as many "your mom"(s) (which was fucking old and dated back in the 70s) and kissing anonymous hos asses. Chive on!
2cool4skool

Barats and Bereta are hilarious, this isn't their best to be honest.
CSaphire

MTV should add this to there already amazing line up
CapnMFingPlanet

I would post a follow up, but my lawyer has advised me not to film myself killing douches anymore. :*(