• theederv

    I was really hoping to see some kind of fatality fnishing move.

    • r@f

      he got some boobage on that play: classic Dooooouuuuwwwchhe.

  • Joe

    At least they aren't hipsters.

    • duckasaur

      ehh I can tollerate hipsters more than douches

      • mr. feeny

        no way.

        fucking hipsters.

        • The Chivery

          Still, neither one is douchy or elitist enough to spawn their own catchphrase and come out with their own t-shirts. Chive on!

      • KeyserSoze

        That's because they're easier to ignore…

      • Patricio

        I find them both intolerable.

      • Kai

        They both stink like farts, but douches are the kind that are blown in your face while hipsters are quiet and elusive

  • G Monie

    Ha, softball girls shirt – I ❤ Balls

    Subtly win!

    • Balorati


    • andfukyamoms

      Spelling failure!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545403343 Ryan White


    • Jake


    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      Did this one hit a little too close to home for you?

  • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

    tits or GTFO

  • owlsman

    i laughed

  • Ronnie c

    These guys are awesome. I love all of their videos. The MANtage is the best one lol

    • Suzie

      personally I like Man vs. Toddler

  • Johnny Bloom

    yeah, lame

  • Get it right

    Douches wild!!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    so… changing your name to chad automatically makes you a douche? interesting *strokes beard*

    • CapnMFingPlanet

      was it chad or chaz?

  • Da Sandman


  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    …its okay kids, we're all winners, now lets go get some icecream!

    • http://www.facebook.com/MacheteJack Carl R. Evans

      Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

  • woot

    Posted to YouTube September 24, 2008. I love Barats and Bereta, but I thought The Chive was supposed to post relatively new things? Might as well post some stuff like "End of the World" or all those Fensler Films GI Joe PSA's and call it a day, then.

    • LansingMI

      You should cry about it.

      • andfukyamoms

        how bout they just post entertaining things……i think that would work.

        • FVB


    • nednarb

      i don't think it has to be new. plus i never seen it before. i agree that i think as longs as its entertaining it chive worthy. also i don't feel like scouring the internet for stuff to look at and watch so i am glad when the rehash stuff or double post the occasional picture. only so much material is made everyday, and for the chive to last they are going to have to breakout stuff from the past. so its one or two chive post a day of all new stuff, or many chive post a day with a mixture of new, old, wtf, tits and ass.

      the chive is by far the best one stop shop for internet entertainment.

  • James

    "That's legal documentation that he has officially changed his name to Chad!" lol

  • jakubwrobel

    The sad part is, people actually do this shit. Fucking douchebags…

    • MBMB

      i know. they're also called "chivers".

  • Mr_Rob

    The "wining" movement should had been to change your whole homepage into a barf made of a little posts from the chive and a lot of awfull ads from a really non interesting movie (like, for example, Friends with benefits)…

  • Colleen Elise

    What language is that? I don’t know but it translates to douche! I think of that everytime I see a tattoo like that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

    Who knew that all the Chivette haters were actually named "Chad"? Thought this video would just be a montage of all of the them, but this was good too. Have a nice day! 🙂

    • Freddy Mercury

      stop trying to hook up with anonymous men.

      • Brian May

        Why don't you just stop talking for awhile Freddy. Just sing and prance around like a rooster. That's all anyone wants from you.

        • Freddy Mercury

          i don't know. i think Pat also wants to play "kiss chase".

  • Bob

    Luke won it in the end, but in all honesty, he won as soon as he popped that collar. That to me is the worst thing these people do.

  • Negrodamas


  • oliver

    lame video

  • The Chivery

    Looked exactly like a "Chive off". Except without as many "your mom"(s) (which was fucking old and dated back in the 70s) and kissing anonymous hos asses. Chive on!

  • 2cool4skool

    Barats and Bereta are hilarious, this isn't their best to be honest.

  • CSaphire

    MTV should add this to there already amazing line up

  • CapnMFingPlanet

    I would post a follow up, but my lawyer has advised me not to film myself killing douches anymore. :*(

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