Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Mike

    Somebody stop me!

    • sooty

      #16 here so they get the reference

      • max

        well done because some didn't get it i guess

  • yuri

    #11 still not cool

    • Fred

      Yo everybody – pleez chek out my lyriks on page 2…

      Vote 'up' and maybe we would get it on a tshirt

      • Bill

        Fred your lyriks suck and nobody goes to page 2.

    • raptor5150

      "It's fried rice you plick!" – Martin Riggs.

      • dac

        I Sheee your pwanking

    • Buford_Justice

      laughed so hard the dog jumped abit.

  • MEH


    • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

      The chive guys are busy banging the premium whores of this site in their office hence the lackluster post.

      • anonony

        worst dma since ive been to the site

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1281144676 Alec Ansusinha

    Chive! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ Y U No have logo tees stocked every week?

    #18 … did you run out of bubblegum, or what?

    • Schoop Da Whoop

      Yeah the people who drew #18 got the duke nukem quote wrong…and considering how short it is thats a pretty staggering feat.

      Also your symbols drawing of Y U NO guy is suitably impressive. Bravo, good sir.

      • bull1123

        good thing that's from a movie called "The Live", but good attempt at being witty…

        • bull1123

          wow, now i f*cked up, it's called "They Live"

  • MigraineBoy

    #22 Endless beer will take forever to pour.

    • fed

      i hope it won't be followed by an endless pee…

      • Bear Grylls

        Good Lord….

    • William

      Dogfish Head FTW!!

      • chivetalldend48

        Dogfish headdd

    • hMMMM

      Endless pour = you not drinking

    • No Thanks

      No thanks, I would rather not die in excruciating pain as my stomach ruptures and beer pours out of every orifice, while I drown.

  • Bill57

    #19 what air conditioner?

    • Mark

      It's cleverly disguised behind a plant, you'll see it eventually

      • Harry Balzack

        CHIVE….. please stalk her….. i mean find her.

    • TheBAMFinater

      I guess the kids these days are calling them that.
      We just called the beewbs

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      Do you know how I know you are gay?

    • GreyGhost9

      If you saw the AC first you might be gay.

    • eo2

      Bush is over trimmed

    • Pwithc

      It's funny cause you were looking at her boobs cause you like girls and stuff!

    • Richard

      LG Life is Good Please find her!!

  • https://twitter.com/NavjeetBajwa n_kb

    #2 phone sex….do you think he'll call her back?

  • CapnMFingPlanet

    #4 is tripping me out. I could probably stare at that all day, it's so weird. Jack is a god.

    now the iggy pop pic… that just looks like some monster from guillermo del toro's nightmares

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545403343 Ryan White

      it's what I'd imagine Captain Ahab to look like

      • panama99

        It kind of reminds me of the Wolfman's father in the X-men movies….

        Yes, I know there was never a father charachter in those movies.

  • Patrick

    #7 There's a reason he was my favorite Pope

    • hMMMM

      There have only been 2 in most of our lifetimes, no? I'm not Catholic, but I fucks wit John Paul II. He just seemed like a good man.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

    #1 I wish I could live my life like he takes baths — Carefree

    • KyleRetrato


  • that guy

    #21 Tina Fey/Sarah Palin?

    • Beano

      Looks more like Lady Gaga's style

      • Striker

        Palin ain't never looked that damn good.

    • hMMMM

      Yes, definitely see some Tina Fey there.

  • yourmother

    bacon is ment to be eaten with ketchup

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1528091986 Chris Scharff

      I'm pretty sure that looks like warm Nutella.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      No,Bacon is meant to be enjoyed with maple syrup.
      "Bart,pass me the syrup.
      You gonna dip your bacon in it Homie?
      No,Bart. I am going to have my customary glass of maple syrup."

      • homer

        bacon that sausage boy!

    • Buford_Justice

      bacon is ment to be had alone, putting things on bacon just brings down bacon, you cant beet perfect.


    #8 was disturbing.

    • SushiMutilator

      disturbing but sadly true

      • panama99

        On his face or upper torso it is still ….blech!!!

  • umpalumpa

    #13 is awesome!! takes balls to pull that off! or just plain insanity

  • Chubby

    #20 waar is dit dan?

    • takens05

      mijn vermoeden zegt Rotterdam.

      • timochive

        overvecht, utrecht. t enige nadeel is dat er constant in wordt gepist 😦

    • MepAhoo

      Station Utrecht-Overvecht. Its a train station

    • Slomotje

      lol, nederlanders.

    • Nick


      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000367992891 Anthony Verheugt

        chive in nederland,

        • SAChiver

          Afrikaans is baie beter is as Nederlandstalige. Hou bieslook!

          • Jack Mehoff

            SAY WHAT??

          • _Moose_

            nie spoeg in die water nie

    • Mokuseitora


      • Tomas

        It's not a thrilling ride when halfway down the tube you slide into a stinky, sleeping homeless guy. o.0

      • Jack Mehoff


  • OldBenKenobi

    #5 is a deleted scene from Inception, naturally.

    • http://twitter.com/ScottCO09 @ScottCO09

      Oh…that makes more sense.

    • Forecaster

      It's so hot in the northeast buildings are melting….seriously

      • CarolinaBred

        Don't be a pussy. Try coming to the south.

  • yuri

    everything tastes good with nutella

    • Harry Balzack

      I know ryt, I have mine with Potato soup!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #9 sooo… here we are again. and youre going to flash me. again. no, i dont mind just get it over with and leave

  • http://twitter.com/ScottCO09 @ScottCO09

    #11 Nuking.

  • snoobs89

    #22 its 9am boiling hot day…im sat at work… y you torture me like that chive!

  • hueyrocks

    #1 – Will, Jaden, and Willow Smith in a parallel universe.

  • Eric

    #1 Chocolate Raaaaaain

  • Steamboat Willie

    Life's Good.

  • JMikeH

    Shout… Shout… Shout… Shout at the Devil!

    • DrGarnicus

      "Pleased to meet you. Hope you know my name"

  • TiminPhx


    Laugh now, but when his training pays off in a Gold Medal at the next Olympics, you'll see who has the last laugh.

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