Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Steve

    #20 – That is just going to be soaking wet all the time – that sort of thing belongs in a dry country.

    • kid

      You mean a waterslide……awesome

  • http://www.gfys.org/ cop

    Where are the sexy whores/chivettes ? Still working their corners i guess.

  • Pessimist?

    #22 is kind of a reverse endless beer, since it never gets full… 😦

  • Fred

    So here we is, there you at indent wear you sat
    We the Chive kommunity skinny, tanked, and fat.
    We click and we clack knowin' we ain't no band a wussies
    Just sum Chive luvin – gang a men – who luv tis, ass, and pussy.

    Chive guys – IT BE FRIDAY!!!

    • Alex69

      Your rapping is worse than the time my mom sharted on our sofa and told my dad I did it. I hated her for it then, and I hate you for bringing that memory back.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Kind of bummed I can only give you one thumbs up for this retort

  • kim


    • Alex69

      Or Abe Lincolns angry vengeful brother….

  • absolutcarcrazy

    #2, #7

  • LIJay

    #22 I'll take "What I'd ask a genie for" for $500, Alex.

  • meh.

    #9 I've been expecting you Mr. Bond..

  • BelowHeavens

    Could go for some Dogfish Head 90min IPA please

  • Will

    #19 What Air Conditioner? I couldn't take my eyes off the twinssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • Will

    # 19 Still can't take my eyes off the twinsssssssssssssss I swear the jiggling up and down now!

  • incrediawesome

    Sure it is only 9:25 Am here in Florida right now, But I want #22 now, nothing better than DFH draft IMO

  • whodat

    I will drink to that at 9:40am in FL because it is 5pm somewhere, I have the day off and already baked breakfast!

    Chive, can we get a camel toe day?

  • MacNCheesePro

    #19 MOOARRR!!!!!

  • boomzilla

    #18 "…and I'm all out of bubblegum."
    #19 "… oh, cool, bubblegum!"

  • Brother Maynard

    #22 mmmmmm Dogfigh Head.

  • konaehukai

    #22. Endless Beer? Perfect. Happy Friday Chivers.

  • backwater bandit


  • wztarheel

    #8 My kind of woman!

  • Drock

    In antonio banderas's voice.. "Come, have a seat"

  • Chris

    I still had a hard time looking for the air conditioner, even after i read the caption!!

  • Pete

    AUTOPLAY!!!! Done with The Chive. Basterds!

  • DrGarnicus

    #14–props on the Final Fantasy inclusion! That's dedication.

  • isawoj

    #18 and I'm all out of bubblegum.

  • Frank

    #12 – Moar Intensity!

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