The Testicle Terminator

Ow, this hurts me…

Second!

Look Mr Miyagi please can we progress onto another move. I have been grabbing your balls for like 2 weeks now and its beginning to get weird!!!

Looks like BMAN right thur

Hi Mac, where's Bob?? Did he go home with those cuddly drunken sailors again?

Btw watching this video hurts my balls that I don't have.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

what the balls??

they always used a three pack a day smoker to narrate ……..

ho! wait…. it a girl!?!?
geez that was to figure out!

First move looks more like a sincere hug than an act of rape.

Seems legit

Like it's necessary to repeat each move three times. This has molester written all over it.

Capital of Thailand?

I simply must know what this music is! Sensational

this isn't gay at all

see, i told you jiu-jitsu is gay, but nooo you didnt listen. you: "its so manly, you hurt people" pfft, gaywad

I didn't realize you could seize someone's testicles from both the front, side, and rear. Thank you creepy 80's infomercial-type-thing.

what did i just witness…?

"No son, you're doing it wrong. Grab my balls like this."

gotta love a reach around

If you're a black belt why would you even need to grab their testicles? Just beat the crap out of them!

So that is what gay porn looks like.

In Ninjitsu this is called Monkey Steals Peach. Slightly different mechanics, but a very effective way to make an assailant release a hold.

Timmy's parents were so proud that their son was the star pupil.

(whispers) Eunuch!

Next up, the penile anal stretch maneuver…. But that's only for advanced students….